#I’m hungry😭

[housecow]

y’all will never see me as an actual bbw model or making scenario/stuffing content of any sort because i am a TERRIBLE actor.

no i cant do a cute little moan and rub my belly after a funnel session, im literally about to pass out and need to be tucked into bed

[solargeist]

thibking abt Mumbo always sharing his lunch with Grian or even making him snacks bc he forgets to eat sometimes

[vhoorlpool]

ughhh… Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ sorry for being inactive. work has been kicking my ass as of late!!!! but I’ve been daydreaming about knights recently…. and undead ones at that!!

nsfw under the cut, as always!! reader is GN :] MDNI please!!

where there is complacence, lies ambition and longing under fifty-five pounds of old, rusted steel and smelted iron plates, forever stuck to his decaying body like heavy shackles on a prisoner of war.

your beloved knight is the fallen angel whose wings are forever tainted, molted and slough, scarred and reeking of battles past. the swiftly given silence of a valorously wielded blade across warm flesh of an enemy’s bared throat, as sharp and conniving as a thief’s tongue. the hands that cradled your face and tilted it up, up, up, plated thumb brushing oh so tenderly over your lips; daydreaming how it would feel to finally kiss them.

it’s a shame, truly, he thinks. under his helm lies a face full of rotting teeth and decaying flesh yearning for the warmth of your touch— the softness of your skin. would you be disgusted? cast him aside as if you had discarded a wilted flower? or would you admire him? quench his thirst for your affections like dry earth begging for the slightest drop of rain?

though… he suspects such frivolous thoughts don’t matter. he’d love you either way.

he is something incomprehensible. someone who should’ve died the moment his body hit the ground as the world was pulled out from under his very feet. and yet, you’re the guiding hand that kept him going. the breath of fresh air in his lungs, the voice in his head that tells him to get up. they’re waiting for you.

the will of that which makes him, nothing, become something. and oh, how lovely it is to be something that belongs to someone like you.

unearthly, his voice sounds coarse; low and thick like dead grass in a bog. sweetly spoken praises and the echo of heavy panting inside his helmet is just as noticeable as the seeping, warm slick that squelches each time he thrusts two plated fingers into your drippy hole. he’s drunk on you, really, and the way those crystalline tears seem to fall ever so elegantly from your glassy, beautiful eyes sparkling like a swan’s pond under the sun. the gods can berate him for his lovesickness, and yet the feeling of losing himself in your gaze rivals that of seeing the full moon on a warm night.

nothing will compare to you. not ever.

he gently rests his head against your chest as he focuses on your racing heartbeat and the way you moan so sweetly for him; fingers prodding at your spasming hole as he stretches you farther and farther; curling his long digits until he reaches that gummy spot inside that has you crying out so deliciously.

being this close allows him to admire the pudginess of your belly and the swell of your hip that curves gracefully into your thigh; melding so gorgeously into the supple flesh of those quivering, spread legs he’d beg to have wrapped around his head just once. to him, you’re like a deity. someone to be worshipped on bended knee until you know just how loved you are. he’s the pariah, the outcast, whose veneration knows no bounds. the offering? the very heart you saved, and seem to hold so tenderly in your palms. please take it. it’s yours— it always has been.

he gives a few final, gentle thrusts of his fingers before you come undone; armor glistening from your spend as he holds you close, whispering gravelly assertions and loving proclamations as you float back down from your high. you’re even more gorgeous like this, he muses— and if he had the coin of a wealthy governor, he’d have that same blissful expression painted on a canvas as large as it would be wide. (…oh, come now. don’t be so shy. he knows it’s lewd, but truly, he can’t help himself.)

he strokes the apples of your cheeks, wiping your tears as he helps you up and into his arms in a bridal carry; heading for the bath chambers. he’d rather die than leave his majesty in such a debauched state, and it’s about time he care for those tender, aching muscles with gentle soap and flowery oils to rub into your skin after. he may not be able to join you, gods forbid the soapy water irritate his decaying flesh, but he gets enough excitement simply being able to both pamper and spoil you rotten.

you deserve it. don’t forget that, your eminence.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I'm not on t yet and it's already so bad. how to prepare

Prepare? Nuh uh. It just happens.

The rabid animal phase does go away, sort of.

The level stays mostly the same but you learn to ignore it.

If you can do it, exercising helps.

But when it hits randomly at the worst moment I’m sorry there is nothing to be done LMAO

[chuluoyi]

omg the original side story of gojo, geto and shoko in jujutsu phantom parade is so precious :’) the three of them are really good friends😭

and before then is shoko roasting both of them bc geto suddenly leaves and gojo says he’s like a kid, and she’s like “you’re one to talk”🤨

[swordmaid]

literally been having the same thoughts…my brother got engaged at my age and i barely can connect with other humans lmao

I visited my relatives a month ago and my cousins who are a few years younger than me all have partners and kids and my aunts are just like when are you gonna get married!! and I’m just like damn idk im over here making two blonde bitches from a book series that updated 10 yrs ago kiss what do u want from me 🧍‍♀️

[mediumgayitalian]

My favorite food is Diphenhydramine

my favourite food is cyanide. and i am very very hungry

[easyaesthetics]

Sprite edits for Even the Mountains Crumble, a fic by @whoalookingcooljoker !

Chapter 2 vs Chapter 13

[housecow]

i want a huge dish of mac n cheese. like, those metal trays you bring to thanksgiving. and then i wanna layer brisket and a vinegar-based bbq sauce on top. FUCK

[fappellmoan]

for months i genuinely wholeheartedly could not tell the 911 guys apart and this is so important for me to stress bc throughout my life i have prided myself on being able to tell twins apart really easily and liking being that person to connect faces to other things ive watched or honestly just seen in passing like i could track down a random commercial actress and shit and i mean i suppose part of that is not knowing their characters and they just twin all the time but i apologize still im aware that mans last name is diaz and now i feel like im sitting here laid up @ all the tumblr lesbians like haha damn so thats buck x eddie? that said idk if im like happy i know any of this.

[corvids-corner]

I’m never getting this goddamn nearly $20 canes order am I 🥲

[gotyouanyway]

everyone pray there’s eggs in my fridge rn bc if i can’t have choc chip pancakes for breakfast tomorrow i’ll succumb

[mymelodyisme]

Stressed and depressed but at least I’m pretty 💅🏽

And I’m going back to sleep when I get home 😴

[stellewriites]

fuck me.. work tonight was so draining like i suddenly remember why i moved into admin a few years ago now. let me never complain about my job again

[mysicksecrets]

me n this guy were like bickering over this one question in lab and i was like laughing bc it was so meaningless but at one point my other lab mate basically told us to calm down cause she actually thought we were arguing…but were we? was he actually arguing with me and i was just laughing it off??

and then when i messed up on some measurement the guy was like kinda annoyed but like in a kinda joking way…i think…or was he really annoyed idk…i just laughed cause idk it’s not that deep….and idk i just felt like we were kinda arguing the entire time but like I THOUGHT IT WAS IN A FUNNY WAY

so moral of this is this is that my lab mate may hate me but i really like him 😞😞😞😞. OR im thinking too into it and im a ppl pleasure

[nobie]

imma post my first gifset for sw week tomorrow cuz im extra and i decided to do something extra while im half asleep 🧍