#I’m gonna kill him

[clingyduoapologist]

This man made c!q gringo then killed himself and in the next fucking breath starTS PLUGGING MERCH?

[saintshigaraki]

i thinkkkkkk sukuna makes you cockwarm him but doesn’t actually care if you wiggle around trying to make yourself come. he has truly frustratingly impeccable control and he’s not moving a muscle until hes ready to. and he’s spoiled you. no matter how you move, how you touch yourself, you’re just not able to push yourself over that edge. you need him to do it for you. and once you’ve given up, slumped into his chest, he laughs. at you. asks you if you’ve tired yourself out. his poor baby.

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

JUST PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS OR WEAR DIFFWRENT ONES LIKE WHY ARE YOU SUCB A WHORE TOU ALWAYS DO THIS NO ONE WQANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS OR SACK PR BALLS OR WHATE EF TJENFUXK JUST WEAR CLOTHED THAT COVER YOUR GENITSLS FOT ONCE IN YOUE SLUTTY LIFE

[grayyylake99]

RTTE didn’t give us enough of the three siblings: Dagur, Heather, and Hiccup. Like MAN we had just ONE episode of the three of them together and then nothing 😭 I needed more Heather x Hiccup scenes bc their sibling relationship is everything.

[bigbaddie45]

I just watched wwe summerslam!!! Who wants to help me commit murder???

[hdusa]

Is...is Jepex real..?

shockingly yeah. I hope he makes it to Saturday.

[figgbee]

I’ve never felt more visceral anger than when Odin said “our boy” to Kratos when talking about Atreus

like stfu you crusty bitch who gave you the right

And where was the child support????

[sob-dylan]

i still haven’t seen longlegs. i haven’t seen i saw the tv glow. i haven’t seen in a violent nature. i haven’t done my creep/creep 2 double feature rewatch. i haven’t watched house of wax or saw or texas chainsaw massacre or ginger snaps or tusk or any of the other horror/thrillers i told myself i’d finally make time for in the past month (save for maxxxine, which was a bit of a let down). but i do have tickets to go see strange darling the day after it opens.

[petrofagonicapocalypse]

How does joeys popped V neck flight suit and gold chain connect to the gizzverse lore

[mysticalbookkeeper]

*Volo leaves Hisui*

Me (finding out after catching Giratina):

(Watch till 0:37)

[heartz4shauna]

are you serious. MY BROTHER GOT RID OF MINECRAFT ON OUR PLAYSTATION

[yeonggisbitch]

I-

[cerebraljopper]

david try not to bring up that you’re in love with winona ryder at a panel challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[idknotgonnapost]

whyyyyyyy would u say this

[bigbaddie45]

I just watched season 4 of tua.

I have no words.

Except for WHAT THE ABSOLUTE PANCAKE FLIPPING FUCK!!???

[wholesomecollegekid]

The extremely condensed story of how I came to be called Latte

So my roommate Meg and I both brought a gigantic amount of tea to college since we both are somewhat Iroh-esque in our tea snobbery (she’s Indian, I’m a rather pasty white girl but also very enthusiastic about tea) and absolutely despise coffee. Mostly a lot of chai though. Whenever we can, we steal milk from the dining hall and bring it back to the dorm so we can make—you guessed it—chai lattes.

So one day I go to Greek class with my chai and Ryan and I immediately go into the time-honored tradition of lovingly pre-class trolling each other, as Ancient Greek students tend to do. Note that I am wearing a blue beanie, boho braids, and an infinity scarf because I decided for some reason that day that I wasn’t going to dress like a homeless pixie ehehe…

So Ryan goes, “I thought you hated coffee.”

“I do. This is chai.”

I proceed to get called, lovingly of course, a basic white girl, to which I correct him by saying that since I drink mostly tea I am indeed an acidic white girl, thank you very much.

“Well, with your tea and your pasty Irish blood, does that make you a cannibal right now?”

“…did you just call me a latte…”

The rest is history. I am now Latte.