#I’m gonna kill him
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i thinkkkkkk sukuna makes you cockwarm him but doesn’t actually care if you wiggle around trying to make yourself come. he has truly frustratingly impeccable control and he’s not moving a muscle until hes ready to. and he’s spoiled you. no matter how you move, how you touch yourself, you’re just not able to push yourself over that edge. you need him to do it for you. and once you’ve given up, slumped into his chest, he laughs. at you. asks you if you’ve tired yourself out. his poor baby.
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JUST PULL UP YOUR TROUSERS OR WEAR DIFFWRENT ONES LIKE WHY ARE YOU SUCB A WHORE TOU ALWAYS DO THIS NO ONE WQANTS TO SEE YOUR ASS OR SACK PR BALLS OR WHATE EF TJENFUXK JUST WEAR CLOTHED THAT COVER YOUR GENITSLS FOT ONCE IN YOUE SLUTTY LIFE
#dan and i are in a fight#i’m gonna kill him#jk fbi agent#no but like COVER YOURSELF UP#SO UNNECESSARRY#LIKE THERES FOOD THATS SO GROSS#so tired of seeing dan show his genitalia on screen#sorry my lesbian self and my ace self and my germaphobe self are all in so much pain rn#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#yeet my deet
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RTTE didn’t give us enough of the three siblings: Dagur, Heather, and Hiccup. Like MAN we had just ONE episode of the three of them together and then nothing 😭 I needed more Heather x Hiccup scenes bc their sibling relationship is everything.
#httyd#httyd fandom#httyd fanfiction#httyd hiccup#httyd movies#httyd race to the edge#httyd rtte#httyd headcanon#Heather#heather hiccup and Dagur ARE canonically siblings change my mind#shall we rescue our brother?#I’m gonna kill him#she’s blood hiccup which makes her closer than me and you#Dagur has favorites apparently#tell our little brother 😭#hiccup is totally the youngest sibling
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screaming at this
#i’m gonna kill him#i love him in this colour#my mansssssssssss#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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I just watched wwe summerslam!!! Who wants to help me commit murder???
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Is...is Jepex real..?
shockingly yeah. I hope he makes it to Saturday.
#hello it is me princezam#I’m gonna kill him#probably not#I want his reactions and viewpoints on everything I do
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I’ve never felt more visceral anger than when Odin said “our boy” to Kratos when talking about Atreus
like stfu you crusty bitch who gave you the right
And where was the child support????
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i still haven’t seen longlegs. i haven’t seen i saw the tv glow. i haven’t seen in a violent nature. i haven’t done my creep/creep 2 double feature rewatch. i haven’t watched house of wax or saw or texas chainsaw massacre or ginger snaps or tusk or any of the other horror/thrillers i told myself i’d finally make time for in the past month (save for maxxxine, which was a bit of a let down). but i do have tickets to go see strange darling the day after it opens.
#honestly i probably would have gone to one of those week-early preview screenings if there were any in my city#bc unfortunately i am not immune to promotional campaigns#and i probably would go see it on the day it opens but alas i have to teach that evening#i still haven’t seen longlegs bc people have said it’s pretty mid but so far everyone seems to like strange darling…#if stephen king is lying simply bs he has an upcoming project with the director and it benefits him if this movie does well#i’m gonna kill him#i desperately need to see a new movie that’s actually good and worth the hype#personal
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How does joeys popped V neck flight suit and gold chain connect to the gizzverse lore
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*Volo leaves Hisui*
Me (finding out after catching Giratina):
youtube
(Watch till 0:37)
#pokemon volo#volo pokemon#pokemon legends arceus#i’m gonna kill him#you couldn’t bother at least telling me?!#Or saying goodbye to my face you stupid jerk??!!!#legends arceus#big jerk#i’m still not over it#me angy#Pokémon#movie clip#Youtube
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are you serious. MY BROTHER GOT RID OF MINECRAFT ON OUR PLAYSTATION
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I-
#i’m gonna kill him#i didn’t know he could reach these levels of bitchery#webtoon#i love yoo#i love yoo webtoon#nol hirahara#yeong gi hirahara
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david try not to bring up that you’re in love with winona ryder at a panel challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
#i’m gonna kill him#affectionately#permanent method acting#david harbour#winona ryder#jopper#stranger things#st cast
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I just watched season 4 of tua.
I have no words.
Except for WHAT THE ABSOLUTE PANCAKE FLIPPING FUCK!!???
#five hargreeves#lila pitts#like wtf#i’m gonna kill him#im crying#i wanna kms#diego hargreeves#my poor baby#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#viktor hargreeves#five x lila#wtf is going on#why why whyyy#seriously wtf
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Arthur when the guy who keeps winning at poker says “how you like the law now?”
#I’m gonna kill him#lmaoo stupid lawman doesn’t even recognize Arthur#I have a $120 bounty in this state right now lmaoooo#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#arthur morgan
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whyyyyyyy would u say this
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