#I’m bored can you tell

[cat166]

Which tdp characters i think would be the best employees

(from someone who’s never worked a day in their life)

Opeli

No explanation needed

2. Corvus

Very versatile, able to handle tasks that require both physical and mental aspects. Could fall off a building and would show up the next day ready for work. Definitely going to the gym during lunch breaks to work on his physical health and not to meet the blond guy that frequents the place.

3. Ethari

Hard worker. Has been working unpaid overtime since his husband and daughter disappeared and it’s very good for company profits.

4. Villads

Best tv marketer of this century. Comes with free bird.

5. Kim’dael 

She’s self motivated and probably won’t try to kill you

Honourable mentions

Terry 

He could probably be good for calming down people in customer service, the question is how long he would survive

Amaya 

Surprisingly effective at marketing, it helps that most people fear death. 

Zym

Great for morale.

Which characters would be the worst employees:

5. Ezran

Started a union to fight for worker’s rights. Also child labour is usually heavily frowned upon in most places.

4. Aaravos

His looks are distracting coworkers and he’s hiring people to his own company with the promise of earning money through commissions they can earn by bringing in other people.

3. Claudia

If the company doesn’t belong to her father, she isn’t working. Also suspected of working for Aaravos.

2. Nyx

She hasn’t shown up to work since she was hired a week ago but has somehow already installed bitcoin miners on every device and embezzled several thousand dollars

Finnegrin

There are rumours he killed the last boss but the cops don’t have enough evidence. Suspected of putting interns into an underground fighting ring.

Honourable mention

Rayla 

Got fired for not meeting her sales quota. Said something about convincing people to buy things that they don’t need and can’t afford was “against her morals”. 

[schrodingerscal]

Fuck OFF with hogwarts AUs for different shows. It’s overused and and cheesy.

Instead of Hogwarts houses, why don’t you assign characters different PJO Godly parents? Or Grishaverse Grisha types??? Or what TMA fear entity they would be an avatar of???? There are so many types of sorting, with much cooler backgrounds.

I personally think that these characters would specifically be:

Izuku Midoriya: Child of Athena, no doubt. Probably either an Avatar of the Lonely (pre-season one)(season six) or the Eye.

Melanie King is a Heartrender Grisha, and a Child of either Ares or Hermes.

Mina Ashido is 100% a Daughter of Aphrodite, and either a Tailor or a Tidemaker. She would probably be an avatar of the Vast or the Corruption.

Kaz Brekker is a either child of Hermes or Athena, and an Avatar of the Web

Nina Zenik is a daughter of Aphrodite, and and Avatar of the Flesh or the End

Nico Di Angelo is a corpsewitch, and either an avatar of the End, Dark, or Lonely

The Hunters of Artemis are avatars of the Hunt (duh), with Thalia being a squaller and Bianca being either a corpsewitch or a heartrender

Percy Jackson is an avatar of the Vast and a tidemaker, and Annabeth is an avatar of the Eye or the Web, as well as an Alkemi

Jason Grace is an avatar of the Vast and a Squaller, and Leo Valdez is an avatar of the Lonely or the Desolation, and an Inferni or Durast

Katsuki Bakugou is an avatar of the Desolation, and an Inferni. He’s also definitely a child of Ares

Georgie Barker is a child of Hades and an Inferni

Charlie Morningstar is a child of Hades (also duh) but hangs out with the Iris kids. She’s also an Inferni

Clarisse La Rue is an avatar of the Slaughter and a Drüskelle turned Dregs member

Jonathan Sims is a child of Athena, Martin Blackwood is a child of Iris and a squaller, Tim is a child of Hermes and an Inferni, Sasha is a child of Janus and a champion of Hestia, alwell as a durast

Nikola Orsenov is a Tailor, Annabelle Cane is a child of Arachne or Hecate, Jane Prentiss is a heartrender and child of Demeter, Jared Hopworth is a tailor and child of Hephaestus, Helen and Michael are children of Dionysus and Tailors, with Micheal Shelly being a child of Nephele, and Helen Richardson being a child of Athena

Daisy Tonner and Basira Hussain are both ex-drüskelles, with Daisy being a child of Ares and Basira being a child of Nemesis

Himiko Toga is an avatar of the hunt, a child of Eris and a corpsewitch, Twice is a child of Janus and avatar of the spiral, Dabi is an Inferni and child of Nemesis, Tomura is a child of Lyssa and a heartrender, as well as an avatar of the slaughter, Mr Compress is a child of Hecate and an Alkemi

I may add more in the future!!! If anyone has anymore ideas then pls tell me

[xoxochb]

hi all how are your days going

[smoreboi]

if violins want blood. what does my oboe want? I think we should assign fear alignments to more instruments. I don’t know.

it’s not beholding cuz that doesn’t make sense imo. spiral is a possibility, cuz of the reed making when you’re wrapping the string, that’s just repeated spiral motion End is a possibility, but oboe is famously the instrument representing the rooster crow announcing morning in dance macabre, which does announce an end, but it’s an end to the parading dead, so I’m not sure. It’s an option

Going three for four, stranger is an option, cuz of the generally described strange sound of an oboe. I’ve had parts before where the directors notes were basically just. You should be disconcerting here. Be bold with it. four for five, lonely is an option cuz I haven’t played it in almost two months

desolation is a no, slaughter is a no (to me)

vast meanwhile could be a possibility. Because with oboe, you get kind of the opposite effect of a flute on how you breathe. You have so much air, and only a little leaves at a time. But I guess that could also be buried? Idk, I’m bad at finding the line between those two sometimes

and then I’m just gonna leave it at that, I don’t think any of the ones left fit. But who knows.

[fisherrprince]

it’s not necessarily that I hate the themes most prevalent in fiction set in the real world and it’s not necessarily that I don’t like stories revolving around real people or relationship drama or interpersonal issues it’s more like im a dog who doesn’t recognize that a pill is still a pill if it has peanut butter on it. I need like the little peanut butter spoonful that is aliens or robots or monsters or time travel or something fantastical and not at all down to earth real life so that you can approach me and be like “this story is about how friendships can deteriorate over time and also how this guy feels bad for being a bad friend and causing his buddy problems with their girlfriend” and then look at me making a face at you and be like “AND! they’re all aliens who are doing all that across spacetime” and I’ll be like OHHHHHH OKAY YAY (shlop shlap shlup the sound of a dog horking down peanut butter pills) wow what a poignant story

[lonely-girl-1612]

What‘s going on you guys ? Tell me about your day

[cybervom1t]

cuz he’s a scumbag, don’t you know?

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

If this wasn’t the CUNTIEST eyebrow raise I’ve ever seen…

[veryvexing]

oppan gangnam style or whatever francis rawdon moira crozier said

[iandarling]

[that-fox-thing]

I found some old eclipse fanart of mine and decided to compare it for fun :p

[goldsainz]

OMFG LOOK AT THAT BACKKK

[squibs-art]

yoink

[g0tmilkx3]

Elphaba we can see you???

[mirensiart]

Speaking of the chain and ages, this has absolutely no importance to the au, but when I write/draw the chain these are the ages I imagine them to be

wind: 13 (he says he’s almost 14 in canon but that is teenager speak for “I turned 13 like 2 months ago” lol)

four and hyrule: 16

legend: 17

sky: 20

twilight: 24

warriors: 27

time: 30

wild: 117 (lmao joking, he’s 17)

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“But miry”, you say, “how is wild 17 if he’s post botw, shouldn’t he be older like at least 18”

I look at you dead in the eyes while I take a drag from my cigarette, “the wild in my mind is from the speed runner playthroughs”

you look at me with confusion in your eyes, “what do you mean?”

I shake my head, chuckling softly, “he defeated calamity ganon naked and with a stick, that’s what I mean. It took him a day” I drop my cigarette to the ground and step on in while I walk into the sunset

[moonlightdancer26]

James Potter:

Actually saved Harry’s life ❌

Outran a hippogriff ❌

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ✅

Is batman ❌

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ❌

Severus Snape:

Actually saved Harry’s life ✅

Outran a hippogriff ✅

Choked someone with soap and exposed them against their will ❌

Is batman ✅

Spied on Voldemort and saved the Wizarding World ✅