#I’m a prophet

[silna-pdf]

reed900

but rk900 is very clingy and it flusters gavin

I gradually got more invested into this as I drew LOL

personal space is trivial to him, optimizing efficient communication by being in Gavin’s “personal bubble” as much as possible

[w0rm-b0n3zz]

i had a dream last night that mcr released a new single without saying anything about it and it had something to do with shrimp and the cover was like a plain white background with a shrimp on it. everyone was confused because they all thought it would have something to do with bugs cuz yk, the swarm and everything, and their explanation was “well shrimps are basically bugs.”

[witch-hammer]

I cannot fucking believe I told my friend “my hyperfixation is starting to wane, and the last time that happened we got a chapter, so we’ll probably get something here soon” then TWO DAYS LATER we got the fucking trailer for the movie.

[alltoowille]

lake house !!!!!!!

[currentlyfreebleeding]

being able to read minds like this can be SO exhausting sometimes.

[juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231]

jesus fuck

Y'all remember that Miraidon motorcycle from the Toyota Engineering Society from a while back? Well, it's now come out that the battery that powers it is a sandwich.

[spicyjeff]

If I could see the future I would look into a future where someone tells me their name so that I can greet them by it and leave them wondering if we know eachother

[bardof-avon]

“i’m not religious” mfs when The Book of Mormon Musical comes on

[enbyfrogz]

I've come to make an announcement; Jesse Minecraft Story Mode is a bitch ass motherfucker, they pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, they took their cube ass pixel dick out and they pissed on my fucking wife, and they said their dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my minecraft server mod chat, Jesse Minecraft Story Mode, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this mushroom except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL 4080 HD, NO SQUARES, NO PIXELS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a lever. They fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the World. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the world. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING WORLD NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

[moonpascal]

i feel so powerful, like i prophesied and boom!

i just hope when Deadpool 3 comes out later this year, that there’s gonna be more Wolverine/Logan content! And possibly even more when the Wolverine video game comes up (eventually)!

[els-moonleaf]

Everyone’s most beloved Beloved

[faulknerfujoshi]

i really appreciate that adam is just some loser. like no real job, no real passions, smokes too much, hates his life, only wears oversized grungy clothes. the best gay weirdo representation we have.

[valnvy]

“The breeze is singing with us, Laura Lee. Dancing with us,” Lottie said, and Laura Lee nodded slowly, taking it in, accepting the words like gospel, feeling them rushing down her body.

HEAVILY BASED ON “sanctify me when i’m dead” ON AO3 BY @lesbianlotties !!! go read it !!!

[redisnotonfire]

posted this shit in like early January, i’m a prophet

its time to start campaigning for danandphilgames 2023 return

[spineless-lobster]

Holy shit just woke up from a dream that they released skecthes of patroclus in hades 2 AND sketches of his mother it literally felt so real like in the dream I went into tumblr.com and everyone here was freaking the fuck out

[qtipshelmetflower]

bro brought up his undies unprompted 😭🙏 i’m getting life with no parole fr fr