redisnotonfire

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hey did phil say “phanwich” after they picked the volt and eddie sandwich line

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dan and phil are not DIFFERENT than eddie and volt

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my new apartment has the breaker box installed IN THE BEDROOM for some reason and I’m being sooooo normal about it

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dan bring back internet support group. i’m on the Internet and i need support

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watching arrested development with my roommate who has NOT seen succession and trying to explain the parallels by occasionally saying some shit like “would you believe me if I told you the youngest brother in succession ALSO has some weird dog thing from his childhood”

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no “hello dan and phil games ______” in todays video???????

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what if there was a rapture already but only like 20-30 people qualified. what if everyone just missed the rapture.

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This is all we get in the script and it didn’t even make it into the show 😭

there is not a chance in hell that the oppo research was not read over the phone to roman. with additional commentary.

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shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph that’s just “btw fuck ai”

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alright I’m thinking about the wellness sessions and like… why do we have those? where does lumon gather this info? and how do they choose what info to share? it has to be some sort of test like everything else, right?

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i just know the entire severance production team has been watching all of the “i would get severance for [insert mildly inconvenient thing]” tiktoks and just. WAITING for this episode to drop

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choosing to believe that dan and phil only did the photoshop ad because they’re planning something big that they need a LOT of money for

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i feel like we need to discuss the line about “funerals only being for innies that died on the floor” because what jobs are available on the severed floor where people are dying? and wouldn’t that be in the news?

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crazy seeing all the maga tumblr users come out of the woodwork today. don’t you know this is the gay people website?

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there’s not much I can say about the tiktok ban that hasn’t already been said. so instead, please take one of my favorite videos I ever saw on the platform, and one of the few I saved

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i know it comes from just Being Alive Right Now but does anyone know a way to shake the constant feeling that you’re being crushed like a soda can?

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devastated to learn that the first dan and phil video I ever watched was DAN AND PHIL PLAY AGAR.IO