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If anyone has the chance to play Children of Silentown I would recommend it
#it’s pretty good- only con is how many puzzles there are but I’m also really stupid so#I still enjoyed it a lot and will be replaying it for the other endings#very charming#plus it was fun reading dialog to myself in my living room as a i voice acted to no one#I’m a professional in my mind#Children of Silentown
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i’m fucking SCREAMING
these type of kisses. like he couldn’t get enough of you. like when he grabs you and pulls you back into kiss even if you gasp for air. he just can’t stop once he started to kiss you, he’s addicted. and his kisses aren’t too rough. he just begs to feel any part of you against his lips so he could worship you properly.
and then
these type of hugs when he squeezes you onto his body and won’t let go. he just can’t. so he pulls you onto his lap and holds you until his stress and anxiety melts away.
but if he does the combo of that. then i’m dead.
(please delete pinterest from my phone cus i can’t stop_(:_」∠)_ i have at least 12 boards for desperate looking men T-T)
#listen to me everyone#if he isn’t worshiping and begging you#he doesn’t deserve#i am absolutely feral#and i am losing my mind#my standards are too high#and all of that#is because of König#that mf just became my whole life#AND I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE EVEN IN MY DREAMS#do i really need professional help lmao#konig cod#könig#konig x reader#konig x you#könig x reader#silay#konig x y/n#i’m just a girl#i know it’s könig#obsessed könig#obsessed men#men on their knees#konig#konig mw2
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growing up is so dreadful
life here is a race but i stay loitering at the starting line
oh id rather be asleep anyway
#illustration#doodle#artists on tumblr#procreate#myart#papers original#becoming an Adult with A Job and Responsibilities sucks. absolutely mind boggling I have a whole ass life ahead#I need to get my professional license and take this adulthood stuff seriously but I don’t want to I’m not ready!!#I never got to enjoy my youth and what little I have left is slipping away so rapidly
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“A Little Chaos,” Moon Knight Annual (Vol. 5/2024), #1.
Writer: Dan Watters; Penciler and Inker: Marco Renna; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Moon Knight Annual#Moon Knight Annual vol. 5#Moon Knight Annual 2024#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Jake Lockley#Steven Grant#Colleen Wing#Khonshu#there’s SO much I love here I don’t know where to begin so I’ll go chronologically EXCEPT#Joke’s on you Nightmare you just stuck your hand down the garbage disposal#but in other news «Ms. Wing» he’s so polite#and alshsksh «little god botherer»#Mr. Knight should get «professional god botherer» put on his business card#it’ll have everyone reenacting that one scene from American Psycho hahaha#big fan also of Marc being so entirely unimpressed by Nightmare#not only is he not the scariest malicious entity to try and trespass in Marc’s brainpan but Marc knows exactly what is going to happen next#because JAKE AND STEVEN JAKE AND STEVEN JAKE AND STEVEN LET’S GOOO#(and even a Frenchie mention!!!! RAAAAAAH 🗣️🗣️🗣️)#(and Steven???? with the garrote??? I’m so proud oh my gosh?)#love the insinuation that Nightmare ranks below even SERE school/psyop training in terms of «how likely it is to mess with#this particular mind» let alone Khonshu#and I’m fascinated by this discussion of how that old quality of Marc chasing thrills and danger#(something I recall being discussed more in the first volume) is actually something that’s shared across all three of the guys#just in different manifestations (a gamble of finances is still a form of gambling particularly when those finances
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One thing I will literally never be normal about is these two scenes
The shift in the atmosphere; how it goes from warm and soft, to dark and unsettling. The way you can tell the mood has changed, not only in their facial expressions but in the lighting around them. The first scene there was hardly a single shadow, then in the second their faces are practically engulfed in darkness.
It’s so fucking genius and it breaks me every time
#the way they look at each other too#the contrast in each frame is so UGH#rip out my heart why don’t you#sorry I tried to make this an actual ‘professional’ post about the movie but fuck it I’m just feral over these two#not a single coherent thought comes to mind when wildehopps is on the brain#zootopia#judy hopps#nick wilde#wildehopps#movie analysis#scene analysis#lady luxo rambles
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i can imagine/daydream little scenarios that could be cinematic masterpieces, but i can’t find the words to type it out.
#I FUCKING HATE WRITERS BLOCK#i would be such a good movie director#it’s like my brain knows what i want visually but i just can’t find words to describe it#and then if i magically find the right words then everything i had in mind goes to hell#then i have to scrap the whole idea and it becomes a lost idea#AHDHSKFUSJDJ#i wish i could be a professional daydreamer#ykw i’m just not having a good night 🙂#goodnight everyone
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he was too embarrassed to attend class that day but chose to embrace it in the end
#this is what unsupervised scissor access does to your children#beware#when alex woke up and chose violence to his hair#inspired by whatarewedoingdude#long hair alex turns into shithead#i’d like to think it’s the fucked up home haircuts that really bonded nigel and alex#i also don’t do comics but i had to do this#inspired by real events. unfortunately#i have myself a fuck ass hairstyle because apparently i think i’m better than professionals#can you see the vision#are y’all picking up what i’m putting down#like minds#alex forbes#like minds 2006#fan comic#art#fan art#eddie redmayne#my art
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Okay, so this’ll probably not be my last post about Jey losing his title. I’m still mad and will continue to be.
But, I did want to say that I am extremely proud of him. He took that title and in a very short time elevated it. He added his own flare to it with the blue. He showed how much that title meant to him, talking about his mom and celebrating with the fans and his family.
I am proud of Jey and always will be.
I won’t ever stop being proud of him, because he has taken this all like the absolute champ he is.
He doesn’t need to have the gold to be a champion because he has been a champion since day one.
#wwe#wrestling with jayce#wwe monday night raw#jey uso#monday night raw#he will always be a champ in my mind because he acts like one#it doesn’t matter that he no longer holds the gold#it’s his mentality#how he took this loss#it’s how angry the fans are for him to lose#because we can be as angry as we want#we don’t have to be professional#I’m just really proud of him#and his time will come again
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When writing, there’s a difference between a plot twist and a reveal. A plot twist is a revelation that makes the plot go in a different direction than it was headed. A reveal MIGHT be a plot twist, or it might be something that heightens the conflict or tension but still has the story going to go the same direction it was before.
A good plot twist for me happens in the middle of a story. It’s difficult to do a twist at the end and have the story’s trajectory go an entirely different direction and still feel satisfying. If the twist takes place in the middle, there’s still room for that now new plot to play out as a result. It either happens in Act II or it’s the Act II climax, with Act III now having the characters have to adjust for and contend with the change. If you have a plot twist in or as the final climax of the story— meaning there is a genuine change in where the audience could see the plot was going— you better have a VERY good alternate ending, and it needs to have had some foundation or hints or mention somewhere in the rest of the story. You can’t take a hard left turn and have a different ending just for the sake of surprising or shocking your audience and subverting their expectations because you “Don’t want them to see the end coming,”; that’s just lying and it’s not going to feel like a cohesive or satisfying story.
Some good examples of a mid-story plot twist and an ending plot twist are both in Knives Out, the first being when we as the audience see how and why Harlan Thrombey dies and we’re shown the killer from the beginning, but then we find out the real killer in the end with the parlor scene. The movie subverts our expectations of the genre by telling us who the killer is! But we spend the entire time rooting for them because we know the truth and we like them and don’t see how there would possibly be an explanation or way out! But then we’re shown the REAL truth at the end and we’re shown how it happens! It’s a satisfying twist because it’s still within the bounds of believability not just for the world, the genre, and the tone, but for how the characters have been characterized the whole time.
On the other side, a good reveal can happen anywhere, provided it’s done right (which is the caveat for basically any storytelling choice). A good example of this would be Spiderman: Homecoming when Peter shows up at his crush’s house and realizes who her father is, because that suddenly complicates the emotional stakes for the character, now tying the physical main plot to the emotional desires of the B-plot. Now suddenly his alter ego’s conflict is at odds with what he as a person wants for himself. Will he make the choice that makes him happy but is ultimately selfish and will put people at risk because of his neglect, or will he make the selfless, responsible decision despite the fact it will come at a great personal cost?
I think a lot of movie and TV writers have relied on this idea of “spoiler culture” for too long and it’s why we’ve ended up with so many messily told stories that keep throwing out new things or relying on their “twist” endings or surprise character reveals to be what gets people to come see what they’ve made. I want to be able to follow the story’s logical plot all the way through, or I want to see you pull of an effective magic trick at the end by all the puzzle pieces suddenly falling into place and giving me the “Of course!” feeling I’d get from seeing each of the prior clues suddenly make sense.
I get that it’s hard to write those stories, but if you can’t do it well, just tell a straightforward story all the way through and satisfy our expectations with the payoff you’ve been building towards. Pulling the tablecloth out from beneath the dishes and still having them standing in the end is hard to do. I don’t need a magic trick every time, I just need a good story.
#writing#hounds speaks#long post#I’m TIREDDDDDD of these Surprise Endings™ and Surprise Villains™ being clumsily shoved in at the end of stuff#I feel like I wasted my time watching it and I’m disappointed at the endings#Loki season 1. Mando season 3. TBoBF. Mando season 2 tbh. whatever tf they were doing with the Willow show. Glass onion too tbh.#It’s not just Disney+ stuff. Those are just what’s coming to mind off the top of my head.#I’ve heard how bad GoT and HIMYM fumbled their endings#Bunch of other shows where people guessed the twists. Didn’t Lost do that? I think that’s the one of the big ones#@professional writers: If your audience guesses where the story is going: KEEP GOING#Don’t suddenly rewrite or try to change things just because they’re understanding and following the story correctly
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Me when someone asks me my favorite anything:
#I’m not thinking of anything#my mind is a complete void#my silly himbo#fred jones professional himbo#it’s just traps and emptiness up there#if only I knew what that was like#my mind is the opposite of a void#always running and won’t shut up#until I’m asked a question#mystery incorporated#scooby doo
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GUYS i have to give a six minute demonstration speech for my oral/interpersonal communications class later AND. AND like two weeks ago when we were planning it i didn’t know what to do it on so my teacher said something art related since she knows i like to draw. so i chose to. to give a speech in front of like 20 other people in my grade on HOW TO DRAW ANTONNNNN AND I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THAT SPEECH LS TOFDAY AND I HAVENT PRACTICED IT AT ALLLLLL LMAO IM SO FUCKED
#AAAAAAAHHHH#this is gonna be so fucking chaotic i’m kinda excited#i don’t know what i’m doing!!!!#to be fair some of the speeches so far have been. really bad. so i’m not too worried about it#i’ve been going to school with these people my whole life so its not like they’re complete strangers#but still#I HATEEEE GIVING PRESENTATIONS#i will probably have an anxiety attack or something lol#yikes#i am not prepared#and i think that’s actually hilarious#because i laugh when im nervous. a lot#wyrms says stuff#IM THE PROFESSIONAL PROCRASTINATOR#WISH ME LUCK 💥💥💥💥💥💥#also if i fuck it up j can just make up the grade by doing another speech it’s not a big deal my teacher doesnt gaf#also i chose anton because i’ve been drawing him like every day for months so it’ll be easy drawing him in front of people#also i will pretend he’s in my mind hyping me up so it’ll be easy
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While I’m still rainword brained I decided to finally make some concept doodles for my ancients hcs! These guys are all just random designs I made up on the spot but I do quite like them, so who knows maybe I’ll make them proper ocs at some point
#keese draws#rain world#rain world ancients#I’m not going to go too into my hcs as they’re still not super set in stone#but I will share a few tidbits#I was going for mostly avian vibes but I also slapped in a couple of other things as is the rain world style to do#in my minds eye they evolved from a very large species of bird that lived in the mountains#well not exactly bird as they also have several mamaliam traits but yknow bird like#over time they became more land focused as they began to live more communally to raise their young since their young took a lot of time#to raise and the cold climates made it unsafe to leave young alone for very long#they have thick coats of feathery fur that is incredibly dense#they also naturally build a lot of fat#now as the ancients began to expand across their world more and more their thick coats actually presented a lot of issues#so many were often forced to shave down most of their coats#at some point it became something of a custom to take those old shavings and weave them into head accessories#which is what the locks they have are#this is typically done by a family member but can also be done by others or yourself#especially as further decorating these locks became more common seeking professionals for the job became more common
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This year’s different. This is my year. I can feel it. ‘86, baby.
#stranger things#eddie munson#fanart#my art#mine#i’ve had these up on my red bubble for awhile now but forgot to post them on here and instagram#idk if I’m actually going to post them to instagram because it scarier posting my art there than it does on here#I know I literally have an art insta and a big goal of mine and part of the reason I went to art school was to be a professional artist#but it’s scary and hard#now I mostly just share my art in a private discord with my closest friends and randomly upload them to redbubble#don’t mind me. I’m just talking to myself
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finished my gingerbread house of solid snakes cabin in alaska today i will post pics tomorrow
#poprock txt#mgs#i am so proud of it it’s kinda my magnum opus#fuck art school i’m gonna become a professional gingerbread house maker#i will say it doesn’t necessarily come across as solid snakes cabin#but it’s what it looks like in my mind#and yknow. gingerbread-ified
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Hey, buddy. We sure haven’t chatted in a while. Whatcha been up too?
Comic.
#I JUST STARTED AN ASK BLOGGGGGG TO BE MORE SPECIFICCCCCC#Well. Not really. I still have to get the link on my main blog and do the customizations and get the ball rolling and all that#I’m still doing the professional stuff basically#BUT I STARTED THE INTRO/PROMOTIONAL COMIC AND IT CAME OUT SO GOOD IM SO PROUD OF MYSELFFFF#You can read it if you want I don’t mind if it’s not on ur radar lol. I’m probably way younger than you so it may not click#BUT I DID IT AND IT IS ONE OF MY PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENTS SO FAR WEEEEEEEEEEE#Guess I can scrap the old idea I had for the comic… Long suffering sigh…#(The comic was gonna be something similar to Cass Apocalytic Series where it had a big ol’ plot and it would show said plot chronologically#ANYWHIZZLE that’s mostly it. Oh and I’ve been thinking bout hedgehogs. Lotsa hedgehogs… (Sonic the Hedgehog specifically lol)#askaboo
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omg you’re a first responder? that’s so cool!! (said in an excited way not a creepy way I promise 😭)
thanks lol!! it’s still kinda new lmao i feel weird telling people bc i haven’t like. done anything really yet. like i splinted a guys ankle on my first day. but yeah i’m like. technically legally a medical professional???? which is kind of cool but also really weird and lowkey scary to think about as like. a fresh highschool graduate. and like it is seasonal rn but i am working towards my emt/paramedic certification. in the DISTANT future lol
#and it’s like. more first responder in that we’re Literally First On Scene most of the time lol#and less like. fire trucks and surgery in the back of an ambulance.#i did get to jump out of a helicopter for training though that was fun#def more information than you probably wanted lol sorry#sorry it’s two am#don’t mind me#across like my cousins and extended family#i think there’s three career paths in my family and it’s a) teacher 2) tech bro or iii) medical professional and i’m already a teacher#and i’m kind of in school for computer science so why not go for the trifecta lol#it was basically predestined#actually there is a secret fourth option and it’s Be Severely Mentally Ill. but i don’t think i’m trying to go into that one lol
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