#I’m a fucking tank
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y’all are gonna get some info dumpin ‘n a doodle
This is lul he’s my pathfinder pc, he’s an orc barbarian
he was a glass cannon before gettin to level 2, now he’s a tank, got 36 hp ‘n I chose ‘raging thrower’ as my feat so javelins do more damage when he rages, but I need some light or medium armour cause ac ain’t the best
savin throws are fuckin phenomenal tho, perception is highest in the party, dont gotta do climbin checks while on bridges ‘n such cause of the heritage I chose, but I didn’t sink any point into dexterity, wisdom or charisma… yeah I fuckin such at that
Also need to think bout how I’m gonna break most of the the party out of prison, could just try breakin the bars (assumin we’re in cells) or if we’re in stocks I could just try breakin them, beat the shit out of the nearest guard then free the witch ‘n the monk. That could work…. Yeah… don’t tell the gm or I will find you ‘n kill you cause I want to actually get out of there
#I realised I don’t put tags#pathfinder roleplaying game#orc#barbarian#player character#I’m a fucking tank#info dump#i spent half an hour today dissecting voice messages to choose 2 class feats#I don’t think I’ve ever concentrated#graphed ‘n#Planned anything so much in such a short time#I was also pickin an instinct
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when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool!!!) no pressure!!!! ur blog is awesome, enjoy! <3
hi thanks for the ask! i hope you’re having the loveliest day :)
ok umm five things i like about myself would probably be
1. my eyebrows (i always get asked if i get them done and i never have so it’s always an ego boost when people ask)
2. my calves 💀 (they’re huge and i know this bc people will constantly comment on them)
3. i really like that i rarely care about what people think of me. there are a few exceptions (like my closest friends + parents) but for the most part i really just live my life not caring how others perceive me and it’s let me live such a peaceful life
4. my aptitude for stem related things. i SUCK at anything not stem related (liberal arts people how do you do it ur so amazing) but i got to skip hella classes once i got to college (i think some majors in the liberal arts are harder than stem majors idc idc)
5. my honesty. i will always be honest to people because i would rather have someone tell me the truth (even if it might hurt) than lie to me
#☼.asks!#☆.hannah!#another thing i won’t say too loudly is my alcohol tolerance#i’m a fucking TANK#and it helps me keep myself + others safe on nights out#esp in the cases where my friends drink too much
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Some Wondie doodles to go with the Arrowette I drew yesterday, I need to draw her stupid wig outfit more
#art#cassie sandsmark#cassandra sandsmark#wonder girl#dc comics#young just us#young justice#yj98#the weirdo of all time <33#the death of the wig outfit was a tragedy to me. Artemis how could you tell her to ditch the wig. it was silly#she’s also apparently 5’1 to Arrowettes 5’7 (in yj98) which is so fucking funny to me#littlest guy. who has the strength of a demigod. littlest tank of the group#she’s everything to meee#I’m not even joking she is my favorite character#I love her#she deserves a sword#she also deserves to be written better. who said that
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hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))
#i had to take a couple of hours after watching this to process#cuz this was A LOT#the morning bare face beauty 😩😩😩#whyyyy does he have to look so fuckable when he’s JUST BRUSHING HIS TEETH#the one button the arms out the forehead the bare face#UHHHHHHFGGGGHH#I’d give this pussy to him every. fucking. morning.#ok and then him showing the shot of him getting ready in just the tank top#OUCH#THAT WAS PERSONAL#the ARMS#FUCK ME SIDEWAYS#*inahle* HIM DRIVING !!!!!!!!!!#the ultimate boyfriend content#he looks HOT behind the wheel#the road head I’d give this man🥴🥴🥴#…..him in the gym#him leaning back just reclined looking all ridable#wanna straddle him and ride his shit SO BAD😩😩😩#he made sure to show off his arm too🙃🙃🙃#THE STUDIO CONTENT I AM LIVING#the cap while he’s driving at night🫠🫠🫠#so hongjoong when you gonna propose like#I’m ready 🤨💍#hongjoong hard thoughts#ateez hard thoughts#joongie#☕️
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someone said that they’d like a time stamp of all the times lore was dropped in erik’s livestreams, I don’t have a life during the weekdays so I’ve decided to take up that mantle if no one has done it yet
so
bare with me, this is gonna be a long process
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#shaw pack#redacted darlin#redacted tank#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted angel#i’m gonna lose my fucking mind#also i just don’t have work during weekdays#only classes
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bug trolls… i am interested in kankri vantas. if that isn’t too much trouble. your buggy guys are so silly and interesting and i am a fan
here is kankri and his baby brother…. they don’t get along!! i wish they did though id love to see these two go on an adventure together where they look out each other. since kankri is a beforus troll and a vegan, his shell is pretty thin because he’s not getting enough iron. on the other hand, karkat’s shell is heavier then it should be due to stress. thanks for the RQ!! im soooo glad ppl like my sillies :D
#kankris picking up karkat because karkat said fuck you im going to come over there and cram my scythe down your ignorance shaft#kankri said no you arnt. you’re not going to do that. im not letting you do that.#karkat vantas#kankri vantas#homestuck#trolls#buggy trolls#want to see these 2 depending on each other to survive in alternia. i think it would be very hard for them to do#but i think they could grow and develop in interesting ways if they got to be brothers who fight#enrichment in the isopod tank#redbloods#these two are natural drama that’s engaging story!! ive never really read a fic i liked that rlly got into their companionship as brothers#like there’s quite a few abt dirk and dave as brothers#most fics that have both of them focus more on their bonds with the sufferer#if anyone has a recommendation I’d love to hear it#give them crabdad no sufferer make them struggle in this cruel world. highly protective kankri grumpy wrathful karkat#they can’t stand each other but also rely on each other. redblood moment#given that isopods are comparatively social and good natured to many of the other troll buggy species I’ve picked out#that’s what I’m SAYIN#^silly#ok bye
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he has a minigun now
#megatron#maccadam#transformers#pinkatron#i’m sorry @ ms splendid for only spending five seconds w/ u as my pfp…… i blame this on god#‘megatron should be a tank’ ‘megatron should be a helicopter’ shut the fuck up . he has a mini gun now .#anyways . i don’t think him turning into a gun is stupid . i think it’s funny#hasbro please let him turn into a minigun i promise i won’t be weird about it#(<- is lying)#gunatron
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anyone wanna scream with me about this shot of Jan on the latest ig reel because i’m going insane
#i mean i liked the whole outfit shirt and such but BRO#YOU WERE WEARING A FUCKING TANK TOP AND YOU HID IT#😤😤😤#i’m okay i’m alright (no i’m not)#bring back the tank tops Jan i’m begging 😩#jan peteh#joker out
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Imagine people would tell vamps “I’d give you the sun” in a derogatory way bc it kills them so they use it las a threat or as a “go fuck yourself” thing
So when darlin says it to Sam it’s like an awakening. They say it like they’d filter it out and let the sunshine warm his soul instead of burning him. They took the horror of what the world had done to him and made light and sweetness out of it. Like they wished someone did for them until Sam.
#ehh? made light of it? ehh??? alright go fuck yourself that was funny#idk why I’m being sappy#I was listening to j’s lullaby#that one song#they’re cute#omg I love them#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted#redactedasmr#redacted headcanons#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted tank#redacted tanker#redacted sam collins#sam collins
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This weeks train was given to me by @xenonaltdelete thanks for this god awful image I hate it so much :D
#the mechs#the mechanisms#fuck you and fuck your train friday#thomas the tank engine#yeah I’m sorry for making this#hope y’all like it :D
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i already disliked my coworker because i’m constantly picking up her slack (even though i was told not to because she’s not my problem and they’re not inviting her back next season anyway)
but today she told me that chatgpt has been super helpful when writing her book about farming and sustainability
bitch is your brain a rotten walnut
#this binch has been working agro/hort for like a year#she’s basically a tech bro who wants to integrate farm aesthetic into her future think tank or whatever the fuck#ALSO she dislikes the x files which is possibly worse (no it’s not i’m just in my feels)#i mean she also likes harry potter i knew her opinions were trash but got damn#/ vent post
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#i’m so sorry but don’t @ me this is my friend’s fault for putting this hypothetical in my head#however…this is also a fight i would be seated for#such a shame that these two will never meet bc helis fucked around and found out in the first game 😔#i like to think kotallo would kick helis’ ass#but i also do not doubt helis. that man is a tank.#kotallo has real weapons tho. unlike helis and his baby knife.#either way this fight would be bloody and epic#horizon: zero dawn#horizon: forbidden west#kotallo#helis
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high school story mc: autumn and i are putting together a student resource fair to help our friends relax during finals week :)
hollywood u mc: okay crash now hit the second tower
#hss prime#high school story#hollywood u#man when i was archiving hollywood u i had to like. read the quests right#and each quest i read i was like. i cannot believe what i’m reading#this game is an incredible example of post modern art#avant garde. pinnacle of absurdism#there is a fucking tank#and crash DOES drive a plane#FLY* WHATEVER YOU DO WITH A PLANE
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I can’t stop thinking about your duck istg 😭
He’s too handsome help a ashdhhs-
I DUN GOOFED REAL HARD!!! Why’d you do this to me Edward?!?! 😅😅😅😭😭😭
This was literally the first scenario that my brain thought of and I couldn’t fucking sleep till I got the rough draft done! My brain had an impulse and I couldn’t shake it! Where’s my fellow Duck simp fans at?! Come and get him while he’s still hot right out of the shower!!!
And I bet this didn’t help you at all sweetheart, so sorry about that! (Not really 😈)
#thomas and friends au#thomas the tank engine au#thomas the train au#ttte humanized#answered ask#oh my god I can’t believe I’m uploading this help-😰#where’s my fellow Duck simps?! I got something for ya!#sorry for the long wait 😅 works been hardass lately#thanks for the prompt!#thank you for the ask!#no one asked for this yet but fuck it here we go!
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went outside for once and my shoulders got very sunburnt because I’m a dummy I hate everything
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