#I’m a college student

[nostalgicish]

wow i can’t wait for finals to be over so i can spend the entirety of winter break reading klance fanfics

[tonitheloftwing]

Tomorrow is my first day at Green Day high school, I hope my classmates don’t realize I was raised on !Uno¡, ¡Dos!, and Revolution Radio instead of Dookie and American Idiot 😟🥰

[thatweirdtranny]

jewish people said “ok you’re leftist but are you normal about jewish people” and so many leftists have confidently answered with a resounding “lol fuck no”

[bonebrokebuddy]

I did a molding and metal melting lab today and when returning home after class, my twin took the little metal smiley face that I so lovingly made and filed down and immediately asked me “is this made out of lead?”

Then, without waiting for a response immediately put it into her mouth, spit it out, went “Well, it’s mainly lead acetate that’s sweet so I don’t really know if it’s lead or not”

AND THEN PUT IT IN HER MOUTH A SECOND TIME TO CHECK

i mean, it’s not lead but I didn’t even get the time to say that before she popped it into her mouth D:

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

my mum keeps responding to my covid precautions with “i get it, you’re not ready yet”. like no i just don’t do them anymore. i don’t really need to eat at restaurants or go to crowded places or be in public without an n95. i can watch the movie at home. i can get take out. an n95 is just uncomfortable sometimes but doesn’t stop me from doing anything. i love not getting sick

[meltedmush]

Can I pay you to make Binghe and SQQ kiss for real in their normal bodies? (They deserve to escape the skin body horror verse for a minute.)

LMAO yes you can!

[thenarwhalgal]

I think the funniest thing about Arcane is that Jayce and Jinx never actually meet.

I mean really think about it… these characters are like two of the most major driving forces in the entire show. These two for some reason keep managing to effect the other throughout the whole show. Like it’s crazy how specifically intwined the two are with both each other and the Arcane.

And yet they literally never meet. Not once. They get close multiple times. Powder is a single door away at the beginning of the show. She’s the reason his workshop blows up and he meets Viktor and almost gets banished. He’s the reason she gets her hands on the crystals that kill her family. She’s the reason he becomes a counselor by stealing the hex crystal and his research (a second time from the same person lmao, which btw allows Caitlyn to free Vi on his faked order), so he tightens security and lockdown the bridge, and Silco pushes Jinx more because of that, so then Jinx bombs the bridge, then that leads directly to Jayce killing a child which leads to peace talks which leads Jayce to ask for Jinx in return for Zaun. Which indirectly leads to Jinx blowing up the counsel. Which leads to Jayce putting Viktor in cryo-stasis and becoming Jesus, and Jinx becoming a revolutionary icon herself, and then a bunch of other stuff happens and oh no! Jayce blows up Viktor and leads to Isha dying and Vander being lost forever and despite Jinx being right there… they still don’t actually meet!

Jinx goes to blow herself up and Jayce goes to start a war and then Ekko saves her last minute because he’s been off in a side quest which… uh… well… that anomaly and the reason Ekko was there was Jayce’s fault wasn’t it? Though it was Ekko’s fault that Powder blew up his apartment in the first place if you don’t count the reason for that as being Jayce shopping illegally for parts in the Undercity to begin with. Anyway Ekko saves Jinx using Jayce’s rune, and Jinx joins that war last minute and they once again end up right next to each other for the third time! For about half a second as he flies past her fighting with her father and Vi. And they still don’t even lock eyes!!!! They don’t see each other! And then they both die immediately after.

So yeah. Jayce and Jinx end up right next to each other three times. Jinx steals from him twice, both times either making her life suck immediately or his life suck immediately. Jayce tries to arrest her, and Jinx blows him up. But they never see each other. They never… not once… meet. They are… in like 10 different ways always two degrees of separation apart.

Which is really funny, because uh… they mirror each other perfectly for their respective cities? Jayce and Jinx are both icons of Zaun and Piltover respectively, both icons because of Hextech. Both of them start out only wanting to help the world, fail at this job repeatedly and in brutal fashion. And then eventually end up becoming revolutionary figureheads.

I guess it just goes to show, the real Jinx was the Jayce’s she stole from along the way.

[theghostkingisdead]

The title of ghost king can only be passed through combat. I’ve seen fic prompts and art where defeating Danny in board games or video games or like a stupid bet count as trial by combat.

I’m proposing a crack fic where Danny and all of his friends are constantly trading places as The Ghost King, at first on accident, but then intentionally as they all find increasingly stupid ways to one-up each other.

[zenmasterloverextra]

99 problems and having a fucking baby would fix all of them.

[mo-mode]

OKAY BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THE PJO BOOKS ARE cuz I really hope that this tv series becomes a jumping off point for kids with ADHD and dyslexia and other ND stuff to finally find a book series they love, not just because I loved it myself but because ND kids deserve to fall in love with books!!!

My brother is a genius, super smart guy I am so proud of him every single day, but he was always so behind in school because his dyslexia went undiagnosed for ages (my whole family’s dyslexic but his is the worst case by far) and compared to me who was a complete book worm my whole life, he had NOTHING to love in books because every time he read them, he just struggled over and over again. He had given up on books, learning, everything because no books spoke to him and made him WANT to keep trying. Jump cut to me introducing him to the PJO book series!! I was probably ranting about them because I was just an AuDHD girlie hyperfixating and I don’t even remember how I convinced him to read it but you know what happened when DID start reading it??? HE NEVER STOPPED! THAT HAD NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE AND IT WAS SO EXCITING FOR MY FAMILY (MY MOM IS LITERALLY A READING SPECIALIST FOR KIDS SHE WAS SO FUCKING STOKED) THAT THEY GOT HIM THE PJO BOX SET FOR CHRISTMAS AND THAT IS THE MOST WELL-LOVED, YELLOW-PAGED, FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS BOX SET IN OUR HOUSE FULL OF BOOKS BECAUSE MY BROTHER AND I KEEP READING THEM!!!!

I WANT THE SAME FOR THIS NEW GENERATION OF KIDS!! I WANT SOME OF THESE GEN ALPHA BABIES TO STUMBLE UPON THE SHOW, WATCH IT, PICK UP THE BOOKS, AND HAVE A COME TO JESUS MOMENT JUST LIKE MY BROTHER DID BECAUSE THAT’S WHY THEY’RE SO IMPORTANT!!! BECAUSE THERE IS A BOOK SERIES (SEVERAL EVEN) THAT SPEAKS SO WELL TO THE KIDS THAT HAVE GIVEN UP ON LISTENING

anyway here’s to the anniversary of getting our PJO box set, Merry Christmas :)

[possum-fiend]

Todays lesson is “Stop futzing dear god— you’re just gonna make it worse T-T”

Pinescone edition <3

Above is a little comic that has been like 95% done for the past month but I’ve been dissatisfied with the final formatting and colors so it just stayed incomplete…

TIL NOW, BAM CONTENT 😤

I still kinda hate it but skssnenenwk

Also, I did a bonus sketch below that met the same fate of wip purgatory cause of the colors and file itself.

It’s still a cute concept tho so here :p

Hehe gay

Alt text below the cut

Image 1: Pinescone comic

Panel 1: Wirt looking so done

Wirt: Dipper, you can’t just summon a demon to help write your thesis

Dipper: WATCH ME!

Panel 2: Doodle of Wirt looking even more done

Narrator: 20 minutes later

Background noise : Beep, Beep, Beep

Wirt: …

Panel 3: Dipper nervously looks away with a “oh no I’m in trouble” look as his desk lies in disarray and flames in the background.

Background noise: Beep, Beep

Dipper:…

Panel 4: Dipper, still nervous as hell, looks up

Dipper: I may have fucked up—

Wirt: YEAH. NO SHIT.

Image 2: Pinescone Doodle

Single Image: A flirty, tipsy Wirt puts his chin onto a flustered Dipper. In the background, Mabel is being a little shit (/pos)

Mabel: *in a Ken Jeong voice* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Mabel: *Literally has a wife*

A/N: God, I love a height difference TvT

Please, if my alt descriptions are too much, too little, or off in anyway, please let me know. I’m more familiar with d/Deaf accessibility than blind/low vision accessibility so feedback is super appreciated.

[catsushinyakajima]

I love modern AUs that are like. So specific. I just read a fanfic where the characters were pharm techs in a CVS. The author described their job vividly, from organizing meds to collecting insurance info. It’s so evident that either they’re in that field or are really passionate about it and I love that like okay OP go write about your life to me I’ll read your memoir delivered in fanfic AU style.

[tanglepelt]

Dc x dp idea 169

Danny took astronomy or some other space related class as an elective for school. It’s his finals week and he is running on energy drinks and coffee.

So. To finish his space based project he decided to go bug a hero or villain who is not human. They’d know right??

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Ok so this twist post was inspired by a conversation with @killersweetie and these two tweets

CHAPTER 7 SPOILER WARNING‼️

So it’s been canonically confirmed that it’s been a few days in real world time since Malleus cast his spell. We already know that the spell only applies to living things.

Basically everyone should be worried that their food supply is more than likely not going to be edible when they wake up. Especially since it seems like they’ll be in their dream state for a couple more days. Think about it, food isn’t a living thing for the most part(I’m excluding some foods like potatoes(I’m counting the sprouts that grow out of them as living things, etc,) and once it’s out of the ground or said animal has been killed and cooked it’s only a matter of time before the food’s freshness begins to wear and it’s going to decay, even if it’s in a refrigerator.

So if all of the island is under the spell, including the people who run the restaurants, meat markets, and farmers, those people on Sage Island are about to be hungry and having a mini-famine. At least until the fishermen do their job all over again and they get stuck eating seafood for an extended period of time until other foods are imported in or made.

But this is just a rambling/theory!

TLDR; Malleus unintentionally screwed everyone else over in more ways than one.

[birddcandle]

postman pearl!!

[i-am-a-fan]

*grabs you by the scruff of your neck* CHILD. LISTEN. All nighters won’t help you. To study more efficiently you GOTTA sleep. Hell, naps will probably work to an extent. But your brain needs rest and NO looking at your little digital critters doesn’t count as REST… that’s just a much needed rest.