#I’m 22

[lazylittledragon]

i went on a rope swing today for the first time ever

[maniacjohnny]

and so, 22 years ago, Sexy Bitters Guy was born on this day

so tender and mild

[starsofang]

it’s my birthday today

[burnt-bombyx]

*lip wobbles in olds*

[brandiph0]

Happy birthday 🎈🎊 to me

Yup …. And I don’t even know what to say I’m just speechless. 🥲 and you guys brighten up you guys are the best I thank you all for everything is been a heck of a adventure

[dylanisdazed]

I was talking to a friend and I said “I’ve got the kids this weekend” and I felt so divorced daddy

[cartas-de-safo]

it’s actually inhumane the way I was deprived of the knowledge that I am the most homosexual person I know for 95% of my life

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Quitting a job because I have to wear a helmet all day and the flat helmet hair is against my aesthetic is the most me thing I’ve ever done I think

[eddieschains]

why are my tits so saggy LOL

[frogmask]

veteran’s discount. now

[morosoro]

Bro being in your early 20’s is so fucking wild man, because like, I still feel very much like a child myself. I feel like I just graduated like last year (even though it’s been like 4-5 years actually) and to find out that the kids I used to go to school with now have kids of their own is baffling.

Like what do you mean you’re married and have a son??? Bro I still live in a fucking basement! I still eat instant ramen for dinner at least twice a week and here you are taking your baby with you to the supermarket to get your ‘biweekly grocery order’ that’s compromised of like actual fucking food that you are then you to cook yourself??? Like bro I’m standing here with a single chocolate kinder egg with a toy inside that I am buying for myself with the pocket change I found in the couch cushions… and you’ve got a whole ass fucking child?!?! What the fuck?!

[gretasimp]

What do you mean still lol I’ll never stop!

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

[mangozic]

the wettest of cats

[theshinysnivy1]

Got pretty lost in my own head in the tags, and they’re pretty heavy, so just giving people a heads up before anyone reads them.

childhood was so crazy. my parents were kind of young. a meal seemed to last forever. i could run for ages. everyone was alive

[sophisticatedswifts]

I can’t believe I’ve had instagram for half of my life

[scramratz]

How did y’all choose your names? Was it just trial and error?