#I’ll keep them safe

[generaltulip]

Excuse me while I rant a smidge

It drives me a little crazy to see all the debate on why Gortash is called younger and see people labeling him as 50 and calling Larian and the narrator liars and that you’ve been catfished and yadda yadda ya… and just like… you guys… come on.

I have wrinkles and bags under my eyes and I’m 28. If you wanna headcanon him as older, fine, whatever, but please don’t act like that’s canon because he has fuckin’ wrinkles! If I had to guess I would say he’s 35 to maybe late 30’s? And guess what! That’s younger! People don’t have to have baby smooth skin and be in their 20’s to be considered younger or attractive.

[stuckinapril]

friend wanted to see my tumblr, and when i told him i can’t show it to him bc it’s basically my personal diary he went “oh so I can’t see it but a bunch of strangers on tumblr can??” he literally does not get me. no one will get me like the people in my phone get me

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Lullaby and Flora, comfort. It's dman near impossible but jsut imagine those two meeting

While the heroes of Hyrule investigated the dark gates, there were still issues in each of their respective Hyrule’s, including the black blooded monsters. Flora knew that her Link, Wild, was trying to find the source of these beasts, but the fact of the matter was that they still were roaming their own world despite his efforts to eradicate them.

Flora was no fighter, but she tried to help. When a horde of monsters overran the fighters who had offered to travel with her as they’d investigated the matter, though, she found that her sealing magic was still far too depleted and distant to be of any use to her.

A familiar, gut wrenching bitterness and fear lurched in her very being, and she nearly cursed the goddess for leaving her to die such a fate after everything that had—

The beast that was about to strike her fell as it was skewered by knives, and Flora scrambled to her feet, rushing for the nearest soldier to help him stand. When she looked back up, the other two beasts had either been defeated or fled. A Sheikah warrior stood where they’d been, turning to look at her.

“Don’t worry, Princess,” the warrior said as she approached, face warm when she pulled away the mask hiding her expression. “I’ll keep you and your men safe.”

She spoke with such confidence on the matter, that, for the first time since Wild had left, Flora finally felt herself relax.

[phoenixtakaramono]

New Threadfic Announcement + Sugar Baby AU Threadfic Update Status

(TNotG’s prologue can be read here)

The one addition I forgot to mention, I probably may or may not drag the Truce universe’s Supe!Butcher & Homelander into the threadfic’s multiverse shenanigans, because why not? It adds a bit of extra danger & incentivizes TNotG Billy to want all of his parallel universe selves to gtfo back to their worlds.

If you want more context details about the threadfics, you can read about them here that I organized for easy reference.

Tl;dr let’s cross our fingers that Twt doesn’t shadowban me because this’ll be a lotta tweets that’ll be tweeted within a span of a few days (I’ll of course screenshot them and crosspost those tweets over here on tumblr for y’all). I’m hoping they do not mistake my account as a spambot when these updates come out 😬

And regarding the next update for Operation Babylon (the Sugar Baby AU) which’ll be posted first:

[my-hyperfixations]

This is my petition

If “Bernadette” by IAMX is the Fyolai song

And “Partners in Crime” by Set It Off is the Soukoku song

Then I raise to you all:

“Angel with a Shotgun” by The Cab as Suegiku’s song

[rosaacicularis]

au where scar is the royal guard assigned to keep prince grian safe as he travels to a neighbouring kingdom for a peace treaty but they get ambushed and have to survive in nature until they can get to civilization <3

[leejeongz]

i’d try anything for those 7 boys at this point

[mabaris]

ok so reading the article about world state choices. my take on it is that it seems like they’re specifically referencing choices to create the inquisitor, like that’s the “adventurer” in question? it might be on its own page because that’s when you’re also customizing their face and voice. maybe there will be another page for more worldbuilding because i don’t think there will ONLY be three choices that matter in the scope of the game. the well of sorrows absolutely has to come up in a game with morrigan and the inquisitor and the elven gods right??? i hope??? come on

[inkykeiji]

Clari, did you write more about that dan heng / reader / boothill fic idea? 🙈

juuuust a little!!! coincidentally the day you sent this ask was the day i was tormenting talking to vixen about it!!

this is nearly all i’ve got so far, more or less!!! i’m so close to being fully caught up with the main storyline in hsr so i’ve been holding off on working on any boothill pieces in particular until i’m all caught up but this idea is still clawing at the walls of my skull DAILY <333 gosh dan heng i miss u so much >.<

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I'm so sorry but I really do think it's funny that Knives' plan in volume 8 is just "I'm going to store my siblings (yes, all of them, even my twin) in some containers and put a grate over it. Surely this will solve everything."

[freezerbride]

Well it looks like I’ll be going back to a minimum wage retail job 💔

[stuckinapril]

im sorry that people are being dicks. you really are making a difference. maybe i just dont follow that many people, but you post more abt palestine than anyone ive seen and im so glad that i follow you because i think youre awesome for it. !!free palestine!!

thank u babe <3 <3 it’s not even ppl. its just one unhinged chronically online person whose opinion means nothing to me. i rest easy knowing people like that will never be pleased no matter what u do, so i just do what i want anyway & laugh whenever something like that gets sent to me. its entertaining fodder like 90% of the time. also the irony in people like that hate watching your blog is literally that they will neverrr understand that hating on someone still gives that person power regardless of how much u hate them. hate is not the opposite of love. the opposite of love is indifference. but they can’t even manage that can they

[chekhovs-nailgun]

antis who stalk proship blogs especially to repost what they find are really wild.

either u actually adhere to what you preach (that interacting with fiction will make you reenact it if there’s not a big red sign saying “BAD” overtop of it) and you’re willingly taking the content out from behind the warnings and putting it in an unregulated place where minors/people more likely to actually do that will see it.

or you don’t actually think that’s happening, and you just want to be a bully. which is it? can’t have it both ways and you know it lmfao

[deus-ex-mona]

series i’m gatekeeping from my family vs series i’m ✨ok✨ with my family knowing i’m into:

[honorthysalad]

so wait why did Tanaka sneak that sword into takedas house? And how?? It was in the old man’s bedroom, the room he ‘refuses to leave’, so does Tanaka have Skyrim levels of sneak? Like why did it have to be snuck into the house? That’s what I’m stuck on.

[unown]

also at school one of my kids came up to me and asked if I could pick her up and I did and she just says I need you to keep me safe 😭😭