#I’ll buy it

[raptorladylover6969]

petition for someone to make this into a shirt

[musedelsa]

Jennifer Coolidge at the Chateau Marmont’s Golden Globes Party

[pumpkingeorge]

Balan Wonderworld is on sale on Steam for 11 dollars.

[bibibitchery]

yk what, fuck a mackbook, fuck a post 2014 laptop with literally two holes that are a charging port and a semi-functional usb port with a dumb ass minimalist design; i will gladly buy my second-hand 2014 laptop with a hdmi port, sd port, headphone port, ethernet port, and every other port i want. GIVE ME PORTS OR GIVE ME DEATH

[enderspawn]

cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)

[screaming-sobbing]

I forgot I made these charms a while back🧍‍♀️

[jesuistrestriste]

thinking about smearing strawberry lipgloss all over your lips and then kissing art donaldson

and he’s melting into the taste of you on his tongue; sticky and sweet and artificial but so stereotypically you

his hands roaming your waist and the small of your back until his palms move under your ass and squeeze you there hungrily. he’s licking at the inside of your mouth, mixing his spit with yours and moaning desperately like you’re the first sugary thing that he’s ever had the pleasure of tasting . .

he pulls back, breathing heavy with his baby blues eclipsed by his low lids, and he pulls you in closer to him — your pelvis to his — and whines

“fuck, please—“ he’s shaking, and the pink shine from your lips is smeared over his own and the upper part of his chin, “you taste so good— more? can i have more—? ngh-“

you can feel his clothed boner pressing to your hip :/

[xoluvx]

mommy

[ashinaisshin]

Castle Keep・Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (1997), dev. Konami

[jimjamgem]

Here we go again.

[froody]

For my birthday evening I am trying a live resin edible for the first time (it was disgusting. let’s see how I feel in two or three hours.) and watching a western (don’t know which one yet, taking suggestions) and having a slice of my birthday cake.

I wanted to go to the farmer’s market today and spend some of my birthday money but I felt horrible so this is yet another birthday I’m spending in bed. But! Hopefully a good one anyway.

[rigorwhoretis]

best $2 I ever spent was on this card cover

[jellyvibes710]

@evenmoreofadisaster it’s a super rough story board but I first stumbled upon these guys because of @2aceofspades doodles of them and now I’m gradually becoming obsessed haha

I haven’t gotten too far into the story yet so the dynamic might be off, I’m sorry if it is 🫠

[kindest-little-fella-in-town]

HEY STARDEW PEOPLE!!!!

do you like analysing the effects of evil corporations upon human beings a normal amount? do you want to save caroline from her dumb husband? do you just need to find a physical method by which to watch evil old men melt on a fire?

if the answer to any of those questions is “yes,” you should check out my new sdv shopkeeper keyrings!!!!

the keyrings are one-sided + 3 inches tall, and they all come with a silver flower clasp and a protective film on the front of the acrylic to prevent shipping damage. each order also includes a free sticker of whichever design you chose!

they’re £7 each, + £5 international shipping (or £2 if you’re in the UK!). there are 8 of each character in stock as of right now, but i’ll try to update this periodically to keep track of numbers! 😁

big ol’ hyperlink that takes you to the etsy listing :^]

[luriuan]

-200 dollars, mom kidnapped, hunted by Zeus, hunted by hades, dead beat dad, 12 years old, eye bags, sickly pale, soaked to the bone, cold, fighting chimera, and foreshadowed betrayal. Let him breathe!!

[elizakai]

Magical girl Epic✨

(I gave him roller skates oops)

Magical girl epic/au by @ksopaz

Epic sans by Yugogeer012

(The quality is fucked.)