#I’d lick that
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brigitoshaughnessy · 6 months ago
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*taps microphone*
Excuse me. Normally, I try to be a pretty sensible person. However, what kind of man has the audacity to peak at 55?
I thought my little kid crush on MacGyver was silly until my 39 year old self met Jack O’Neill. Baby boy grew up good.
Thank you for listening. That is all.
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reenthinks · 6 months ago
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Inspired by this reel of Mingyu and his big, sexy back 🫶🏻
Warnings: slightly suggestive, Mingyu is shirtless, flirting, kissing 😏, hickeys 😏😏. Not proof read.
Synopsis: Mingyu is a morning person. Reader is a Mingyu person.
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Criminal. It was criminal for Mingyu to look this good at 7:23 A.M in the morning. Why was he up so early on a Saturday anyways? Who bakes brownies that early? On a weekend. Then again, your boyfriend was the biggest morning person you’ve ever met. Him baking brownies at the ass crack of dawn was not so out of the ordinary.
“Good morning.” He shoots a debonair smile your way.
“It is not. I do not appreciate being woken up early on the weekend.” You walk up behind him, arms settling around his extremely slutty waist. “I don’t care if it’s because of a sexy, six foot two, shirtless man baking brownies in my kitchen.”
“Dang it. Thought I’d get a handicap.”
“Nope.” You trail kisses up his back. “You’re hot, you know that?”
He chuckles. “What’s gotten into you today?”
“What? Can’t a girl compliment her boyfriend?”
“No, no, compliment away.”
Your hands didn’t hesitate to wander. Mingyu was quite nice to look at. Nicer even, to touch. Your fingers smooth up his very toned stomach, over his chest before cupping the curve of his shoulders. Touch feather-light, descending down the rippling muscles of his back. You could swear you felt him shiver.
“Very touchy this morning, aren’t we?” He says, finally turning around so you could loop your arms around his neck. His hands come to rest on your hips.
“What can I say, you’re very touchable.” You reach up on the tips of your toes, waiting for him to close the distance.
“Mm, is that so?” He says, eyes trained on your lips as he meets you halfway.
The kiss is slow yet sloppy, borderline desperate as both of you kiss the other like they’re going to vanish if you stop. You pull his lower lip between your teeth and he groans. “How about we take this party to the sofa?”
He smiles against your lips, “Yes, and the brownies will just bake themselves.”
You scoff. He presses a couple more kisses to your lips before turning back around and spooning the batter into a baking pan. As he closes the oven door, his hands find their way onto your waist again. “I believe you said something about a party.” His hands lower to the back of your thighs and he pats them twice. You jump up, wrapping your legs around his waist and he moves to a clean part of the kitchen island, setting you down.
Your hands find his hair as he leaves wet kisses on your jaw and down your neck, sucking hickeys into your collarbones. You arch into him as his hands make their way under your shirt, sliding up and down your sides and back. Mingyu pulls you even closer, your legs tightening around his waist.
Your hands wander all over him, up and down his arms, squeezing his shoulders, sliding down his chest and stomach. He seems to like it as he lets out the occasional moan into your mouth. Your fingers hook into the waistband of his shorts and you hear his breath hitch as you pull it and it snaps against his hip.
You break apart for air, resting your forehead against his. He looks straight into your eyes, with the occasional glance down at your lips. He looks pretty; hair tousled, lips pink and slightly swollen, and a slight flush on his cheeks. You kiss him shortly, chuckling as he chases your lips when you pull apart.
Hopping off the counter, you let your pinky intertwine with his for a moment before letting go, making your way back to the bedroom.
“How about a walk once your brownies are done?”
He grins. “I’d like that.”
“Put a shirt on, sexy.”
“And if I don’t?”
“I’m afraid we won’t make it far from the living room.” You wink at him before disappearing behind the bedroom door.
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starboymuse · 2 months ago
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not over it
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levasseur8 · 6 days ago
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hanooshlikewoosh · 24 days ago
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Steb meets cat
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Chilling with my cat and had a thought - I wonder if Steb likes cats and vice versa?
Knowing my furry child and her love of fish she would VERY much enjoy giving him a few licks 😂 so I guess he’d be wary of them
Imaging our poor fish boy being followed around by a clowder of cats 😂
also I think I can’t draw cats very well 😂 will need to practice
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Ref: Gigi watching arcane with me in her Christmas collar
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louferrignojrofficial · 5 months ago
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hnghhhh
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happyfeet3351 · 1 month ago
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That ONE vein that leads into Hugh Jackman’s pants is actually crazy and I’ve concluded that he put it there on purpose. ITS TOO PERFECT??
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saltavenegar · 17 hours ago
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GET A ROOM
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nerdlvr · 7 months ago
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guillotine head whatever idc im sucking him off the bone period.
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ab4eva · 4 months ago
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Day 17: I’m looking respectfully
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@slowsweetlove
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samdeancest · 3 months ago
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god god god god god i can’t be on tumblr for too long because i get insanely horny i NEED HARVEY SPECTER SO BAD FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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saytrrose · 9 months ago
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Welcome back, Rose! ♥️ Here's Kinger before and after you clean him up. Heheheh :3
LAUREN OH MYBEOAJDHDKAJS D EHEHEHEHE
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starboymuse · 3 months ago
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unreal
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selleprotection · 2 months ago
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i’m having very insane ideas in my head i need to be put in timeout
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gotta-draw-em-all-daily · 3 months ago
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Day nine hundred thirty two 932 Nacli
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mefjeff · 2 years ago
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Beachrat 🐭☀️
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