#I’d let him help me

[dreamingofep]

Ok I’m going to hell for even typing this, but surely I can’t be the only one who has imagined vampire Elvis ‘eating’ his love in both ways simultaneously…..??!? I’ll just uh show myself out now. I really needed to get that off my chest lmao

Oh hello anon! 🤭 First off, thank you very much for sending to this to me. No shame here when it comes to vampire Elvis.😝 I have to admit… I have had similar thoughts! I mean, it seems like something he’d enjoy. And with those eyes you know… looking up at you… yea that would be a deathly scene. So you know I’ll have to write that somewhere haha!

I swear to god I would have never thought I’d still be writing about vampire Elvis but here I am! I get way too many ideas and not enough time in the day to write them all down haha. He’s just a hungry boy sometimes… and needs to satisfy all his desires 😏🫣🫠

Thanks for loving this story after all this time ♥️

I will leave you with delicious pictures of this beautiful vampire🤭🩸

[designernishiki]

it’s kinda funny to me how that dumb scene in kiwami 1 of majima getting shot and left for dead in the harbor was basically just added as a half-assed way to explain majima not being around for a bit of the plot, but they accidentally(?) just made it seem like start of a chain reaction where majima ended up feeling slighted and heartbroken after being abandoned like that and then lashed out about it via smashing a big truck into the building kiryu was in. and yeah that isn’t inherently a romantic thing as-is but then they go and add the part where majima grabs a hostess and performatively hits on her as in-kiryu’s-face as possible, she says she’s already in love with someone, and majima lets her go immediately, no questions asked, making a big fucking point of it just to say see THAT kiryu? I appreciate when people are HONEST about their FEELINGS. people who won’t just BACKSTAB someone who CARES about them to save themselves. is that so crazy kiryu?? huh??? anyway make it up to me get down here and fight me right fucking now

[spoomkeearts]

Everyone I know is making fun of me for liking this man help

[whenthegoldrays]

overthinking … nooo ……

[m4sonn]

SAVE A HORSE

𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗘 𝗔 𝗖𝗢𝗪𝗕𝗢𝗬‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

[classics-cocks-and-concoctions]

That’s it, that’s every Jeeves and Wooster story

[bleue-flora]

tbh, c!inniters' takes usually don't make any sense, no need to be too serious about it. they once convinced themselves that c!dream had a borderline delusional obsession with c!tommy and is canonically his stalker or smth, so, you know, no media literacy🤷‍♂️

[context] or also? [context]

lol yea I do get that feeling… but also, in some ways it’s not entirely unreasonable for them to follow what c!Tommy himself believes and repeats…

But… yea, I did learn about the Exile clothing thing recently and I have to say that’s pretty ridiculous, but then again, it’s not like people also don’t like the idea of c!Quackity walking c!Dream around the cell like a dog (absolutely no shade obviously :) <3 ) sooo I guess to me as long they can tell the difference between canon and headcanon it’s not super unreasonable… perhaps we all just love to see our favs suffer…

[shizunitis]

Explain "homewrecker"?

all i’m saying is if i were in bing-ge’s position i would not have fumbled shizun

[nightmareinfloral]

i want him to **** ** *** *** **** ** *** ****** ****** ****…. Whattttt who said that 🤭

[ao3screenshotss]

[seetheseacat]

I kid you not I started to think about starting Yakuza Kiwami and started salivating. I am trenched, quivering, shivering in me timbers. a) because I’m excited for the story but also (and more importantly) b) Majima. Dear lord Majima. Babygirl. Light of my life. I am also very upset because I can’t play him anymore please I need more of him in my brain

[yappacadaver]

God if Raymond had a pussy I could not be stopped

[asclexe]

very anxious about tomorrow. i’d really like to have my rights protected. lol. vote or whatever

[ameagrice]

I know I’m about to go through another period of crazy transformation because I’ve entered this rut again where I can’t connect with friends I made a while back, and I’m not in a position to make new ones, and I dislike my job, and am very close to heading off to university at the end of this year. Every time I go through a mega life turnaround I ALWAYS every time without a doubt begin to question current friendships, and ultimately I end up a whole lot happier in the end. Just takes a bit of struggle and sadness first.

[arolesbianism]

Some au antag doodles

[angeldarkrose]

I post all this happy shit about him bc we have good times but in reality I’m done. I’m so fucking done. He does nothing but drain me 24/7. I’m constantly the fucking problem. He never owns up to his faults, he’ll swear me out, blame me for everything and act like everything’s fine the next day. I try to find solutions and he ignores me. I need time away to think after a problem? He’s pissed. But when he needs time he gets it. I love him with my entire heart but I’m so drained.