#but stealing 1/2 of bingqiu for myself is a soothing thought
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Explain "homewrecker"?
all i’m saying is if i were in bing-ge’s position i would not have fumbled shizun
#thing is right#im aware it would spell my doom#but stealing 1/2 of bingqiu for myself is a soothing thought#i have everything shizun needs! trauma! tears! i can lift heavy stuff!#also for binghe i can and will say the most embarrassing unhinged things to have ever graced another’s ears just to comfort him#i would 100% make a great wife and demonic empress also#AND i would top him whenever however wherever he asked#i just think they’re not exploring all possibilities and that’s a damn shame#let me at them. i’d look great standing by my stolen husband during the divorce proceedings#while my wished-he-were-but-never-will-be husband looks upon me with scorn and disgust#i have the ‘i’m being wronged’ expression down. i even have a handkerchief ready#anyway#hope that helps!#.q
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