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Why are there never guys like this at the bar?
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#like ffs if i wanted Harry Potter stuff i’d follow a Harry Potter account 😾#even before Rowling went mask off I didn’t consider HP to be sufficiently Halloweeny#but the longer she loudly & proudly reigns as Queen Terf#the less forgiving I am to ppl trying to uncritically shove her IP into more general spaces#if u don’t give her money & just wanna go off into yr separate niche nostalgia corner for fanart & fics u do u#but a lot of us don’t wanna be reminded of that bigot’s existence when we’re just trying to get spooky#and don’t give me the whole ‘but it’s got witches in it so it’s Halloweeny by default’ bs#because if ur bar for Halloween content is ‘there’s witches and/or other magic users in it’ then NEWS FLASH#there’s other fantasy movies & books u could get aesthetic quotes & gif material from#that weren’t made by a still very much alive very actively harmful spokesperson of a hate movement#and the Instagram/TikTok ppl can find different music/sounds to sample#halloween#harry potter critical#fuck jk rowling#fuck jkr#halloween blogs#halloween aesthetic#tw harry potter#tw jkr mention#halloween movies
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“Three Moments,” Vengeance of the Moon Knight (Vol. 2/2024), #8.
Writer: Jed Mackay; Penciler and Inker: Devmalya Pramanik; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Vengeance of the Moon Knight#Vengeance of the Moon Knight vol. 2#Vengeance of the Moon Knight 2024#Moon Knight comics#latest release#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Soldier#/there’s/ the pragmatism hahaha#what a fascinating approach to crime fighting as opposed to the more common «every petty thief needs to be behind bars forever»#(wonder if Marc’s own belief that he’s perpetually just one ICC investigation away from being locked up for the war crimes he committed#informs this approach at all)#like yeah not ideal but it’s minimizing harm for the moment and who am I to judge too harshly *shrug*#this also makes me wonder though if the Midnight Mission is going to catch any heat for unleashing Khonshu#particularly from the Asgard side of things#(Midnight Mission v. Asgardians is actually something I’d like to see)
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I don’t know about y’all, but I’d have a drink with him any day.
Art creds 🎨 🖌️ : @ dumsagee on Twitter (X)
#charlotte rambles#genshin impact#arataki itto#i’d drink more than the wine if you get my drift#it’s lowkey giving mafia#i’m gonna go rant about it now#foaming at the mouth.#biting at the bars of my metal enclosure
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Started knitting a kufiya pattern piece (solid bars, olive leaves, fishnet) and I’m actually really happy with how it’s coming out so far :]
Very early progress pics below cut - excuse my pyjamas
#ra speaks#personal#needlework#knitting#I tried a few different leaf patterns but ended up frogging them bc they were proportionate to the rest of it#I’m going w a more simple leaf pattern which means it doesn’t show up well until I get a few dozen more rows in#but bc I know they’re there I can see them and it’s like yessss yesssss#I’ve been planning this pattern for weeks bc I couldn’t find a pattern out there#and I hate changing colors and stuff so this is just a mono color textured pattern#which tbh I think will look nicer even if it isn’t a solid piece of fabric (eg. the net is lace instead of a pattern on solid fabric)#if I was gonna start over I’d make the bars a smidge thinner but the netting section is pretty big so maybe it’ll look fine once I’m done
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my monthly overthrow the tsaritsa post. you do not need to owe your loyalty to anyone but me i think. abandon your god for the prettiest wife this universe could ever provide a warrior. Ajax I’m speaking directly into your ear
#what do you need to be the cryo archon that i don’t have anyway. my body temperature is constantly colder than a corpse’s & im full of love.#there.#if i was the cryo archon i’d simply send all the harbingers on retirement. no longer affiliated with me. if we lock eyes once more we battle#except ajax. he can be the one & only harbinger remaining. forever & ever & ever & ever under my protection & blessing.#he’d have the world! he wants the world doesn’t he? he has voicelines about conquering the world?#sweetheart i’ll play the judge; jury & executioner if that’s what it takes.#i am going to personally put the head of every active authority on a stick . if that is what it takes to see his dreams to completion#PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE#YOU NEED TO GIVE UP YOUR LOYALTY .#WHAT DOES THAT FROSTY HARLOT OFFER !#SHE’S A FAILED GOD. LET HER GO. LET HER DIE. KILL HER. PLEASE#forget your god .pleas e#she’s nothing. she’s literally nothing.#I’m fucking shaking the bars of my cage as we speak. foaming at the mouth#pleaseeeeee please please please please please please please lease please please please please please#yes it is half past 2 am. how could you tell#✧.*🌹
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so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr 2.2#hsr spoilers#hsr leaks#the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am#i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before#but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one#so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days#it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me#but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and#gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it#and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story#not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know#but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game#anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :)#and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream#pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we#i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see-#-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out..#the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!)#i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!?#they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing#Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it#and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet#also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow.#that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!!#not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good#Seven.txt#viddy game stuff
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Girl are you a radio cause your voice sounds like music to my ears and you make me wanna dance
#to me this is a shit pick up line that idk if someone has made before me#apart of me wants to use this shitty pickup line on my crush but I know 100% she’d face palm#she did that both times I told my horrible joke about a granola bar#for a bit more context it was a shitty pun#but#at the same time no cause I’m pretty sure she only sees me as a friend and I’d rather not make things awkward between us#anyways this post will go into my collection of ‘no note posts I thought could survive in the ecosystem’#emily shitposts
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friends i love traveling alone i love doing my own thing i love not having to worry about other ppl
#like once you get over the insecurity that other ppl might be judging you (they aren’t bc no one cares) it’s so fun ✨#ppl always ask me if i ever get lonely and honestly no#i don’t need other people’s company and if i rlly wanted social interaction i’d go to a bar or something#and ppl are more likely to talk to you when you’re alone anyway#like i just got back from hanging out with a guy i just met today ✨#we got a few drinks and it was great#and in japan i met a new friend and we’re still talking over a year later#im rambling a lot bc i had more to drink than i usually have#ugh one of my co-workers texted me today and the thought of having to go back to work makes me SICK
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ari & rem i just saw your requests i hope you know i’m mentally and physically frothing at the mouth
#ohhhhh i’m gonna go feral if you hear snarling and metal rattling it’s me digging my canines into the bars of my enclosure#REM YOURS IS SOOOOOOO. FKN GOOD I LOVE THE CONCEPT??? it’ll help me write emotions/delve into geto’s psyche more so THANK YOU#AND ARI…….. you know what you sent………… TRUST that geto is papa… father… Nurturer Extraordinaire#i could write that Drabble one of two ways and i’m waffling rn on which way just know . I Feel Insane in the Best Way Possible#i’d die 4 both of y’all SMOOCHES :3 it’s midnight rn so i’ll try writing these in the upcoming days!!!!#gonna remind myself that it’s just practice and good writing experience! WOOHOO I’M EXCITED#it’ll be good for me too bc instead of making them full fledged fics i can just make them drabbles!#but also. your ideas. Make Me Insane#me: it’ll be a drabble :3#me: how did this turn into a 100k word fic 😪#ANYWAYS. FANK YEW BOTH I LOVE YOU#personal
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A week’s vacation starts tomorrow. Minus Halloween, of course, because I love working Halloween at the store enough I requested to work it. I’m up to two kids who already are clearly living in their costumes: one in a Sonic Onesie with matching yellow crocs decked in sonic-themed jibbitz, and one Batman with the built-in foam muscles on a maybe…seven year old and five year old respectively? Best part of Halloween for me, honestly, seeing the kids who are going to *be* Spider-Man or whatever until Thanksgiving when their parents finally go TAKE THAT OFF WE HAVE COMPANY COMING.
Got cleared for the Jedi costume as long as I’m bladeless and the saber stays on the belt, so that’s…honestly, easy, but also feels a little weird because it’s like “oh cool what do I do with the time, now?” Like, I debated making a togruta headdress for it but decided not to just in case it’s “scary” for the real little ones.
Car’s still needing to go to the shop because it won’t start and the hood latch is broken, and my sick time from the Week of Mystery Dysentery has come up mysteriously short a hundred bucks from my already not so great paycheck, and car insurance had to be paid.
So it looks like I’m spending a week inside cooking two big meals to make use of the pantry stuff that just got cleared, with MAYBE a third if mom feels like eating chopped liver with me if I make it, and seeing how many paper cranes I can make to contribute to the thousand.
…It’s so weird working so hard to get full time for so many years, and now the benefits are slightly annoying and way less helpful than the guaranteed hours—especially since the home situation is so toxic and I’m trapped, unable to go anywhere.
#bit of a vent post I guess#main plans for the week are to cook and maybe start planting the cranberry beans#the weather’s still a little warmer than I’d like for them but hopefully the purslane’s helped the soil enough.#At least I’ll be home tomorrow to argue why my instruments shouldn’t be thrown out.#I’m just so tired#maybe I’ll wander and do some more intense Pokémon Go than usual#I might see if I can up my output to fifty cranes a day while on vacation.#got ninety bucks to my name until Halloween after bills. so I guess I’ll use it to feed everyone and give myself something to do#this close to taking money out of the savings and buying an electric bike so at least I have more range on my wandering#but that’s a thousand bucks or so and another argument about storage for it I guess#I’m just really tired of not even having a room to myself I guess#here’s to hoping in four months I have at least a place to stay and can empty the storage unit#the big dream at this point is just to have a place to set up my full library for the first time in years#and then be able to deal with the grief of going through everything and deciding what stays and what goes#it’s weird realizing some of those boxes I’ve been unable to open or even look at for a decade#because of yes. loss of a person#but also loss of the idea of the Dream Job I always wanted#and the realization that even if I went back to it now I’d be making about the same amount but would be in debt from college#anyway. on Thursday I get to be a Jedi. I guess. for a day that means I get to be the teacher I always wanted to be.#barring that maybe y’all will like to gaze on my curry
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I think I might care too much about women to finish this L. Sprague De Camp anthology
#in the first story everyone catches a flu that makes them grow thick body hair#(it’s because of prions?)#we learn that women all stay at home because they are embarrassed & also overheated#since I only hear about men going shirtless in public#and they are never mentioned again and no one wants the cure#fucking bullshit. if I was suddenly barred from public life I’d have some OPINIONS#and if the norms didn’t change to remove the double standard I’d be taking that cure#This story was interesting but more for what it doesn’t even think about than what it does
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it’s official. blood meridian is life changing. i’m sitting in work annoyed i can’t go finish it.
#ooc. o kaptain.#[bro the fucking fundamental eloquence but immense simplicity of the prose. the run on sentences and the grammar and the lack of quotation#marks or punctuation mostly. like if you wanna be a stupid bitch and go ‘wahhh that’s pretentious I don’t know why some literature has to be#edgy I won’t read it’ consider this idiot: the human experience becomes a story when you witness quotation and punctuation. it continues to#be a human experience without the unnecessary additions of literary indicators because it feels more like a story told to you informally at#a bar. this book is a fucking monument to all of humanity’s sins and I’d die for it.]
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pro: ran into a coworker at a bar last night who I don’t really talk to usually (he works upstairs, I work downstairs) and we talked and im pretty sure we were highkey flirting and he bought me a drink and the bar merch shirt i was interested in and thanks to the power of alcohol i guess i asked for his number and he gladly gave it to me and. yeah
con: i have the second worst hangover i have ever had and have been fighting for my fucking life just to eat saltines
#it’s getting better but only now that it’s like. 6pm#as weird as it sounds part of why this sucks is that I volunteered to come into work today cause there’s a concert going on nearby which#usually means we’re at least somewhat busy -> make better tips#and I couldn’t go in because well. you know#I’ve been sick and dying in bed all day unable to move or eat or anything#let alone take the bus and go to work#but. as much as I wish I didn’t go this overboard I don’t totally regret last night cause.#yeah. potential thing going on with cute coworker guy. OH and potential job opportunity at my favorite bar in town#apparently said coworker Also has a job at the bar in addition to where we both work and the bar is hiring barbacks at entry-level#so I have someone to vouch for me and the bartender we were talking to seemed to really want me to apply too#one thing that’s kinda funny to me about all this is that the first two places (a bar then a club) we were at felt really mid because they#were packed with way too many straight people (at a gay bar and a gay club)#but the bar we ended up at (where we ALWAYS end up at. it is the oasis. it is the only thing I can rely on) felt. like. not overwhelmingly#straight? at all? I mean part of it’s just luck in a way with just who happened to be there and all that but it’s also that the staff seem#pretty significantly populated with queer ppl#I complained to the bartender about how the club we were at (one of the biggest gay clubs in the city- if not The biggest) just felt kinda#meh because yeah maybe there were some guys dancing in jockstraps and whatever but the crowd itself like. did not feel largely queer#or at least didn’t have the spirit I’d hope for in a queer space if that makes sense. felt very conventional. not enough wild outfits and#makeup and gender fuckery and so on#and the bartender was like dude I KNOW right? I went off outside there once about the invasion of cishets when this space isn’t FOR them#and so on and so forth. and god that was So real.#so the experience at my beloved bar last night was like. 1) guy comes up behind me just to order a drink but i was saving a seat for my#friend who was in the bathroom and mentioned that in case he was looking to take the seat. chatted a little. ended with him pointing out#that a guy nearby was trying to holla at me.#2) I look over and yes. the dj is. in fact. looking directly at me and mouthing the lyrics to whatever song was playing pointed my way.#it was pretty sweet honestly I think it was partly cause I looked like I was shy and alone#3) whatever gay shit was going on with my coworker and i. amusingly he seems to get more flamboyant when he drinks just like i do.#im not 100% sure what his sexuality is but i Am 100% sure it is Not straight. but yeah. if it hadn’t been so close to closing time ive been#hardcore wondering where that would’ve gone. maybe its for the best that i had to go when i did cause i was pretty drunk and who knows when#I could’ve hit the amount of drunk it takes to like outright say hey just so you know i’d suck your dick right now if you wanted
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gonna need new crutches for real this month bc i’ve been in enough pain that i haven’t been able to push myself to go without lately, and the underarm crutches i have rn are absolute ass :(
#i cannot afford new crutches right now but i don’t really have a choice anymore#also will probably go to the hospital monday#i would go today but it’s friday (bar night) and theres a hockey game so it’ll be busy as fuck#and i’d probably be waiting all night just to be told to take advil and come back if it gets worse again#i hate the hospital ugh#if they have to do more surgery i hope they give me the option to amputate instead bc i’d rather do that at this point#disabled#actually disabled
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status update on my mission to 100% and platinum yakuza 0: completion list is at 99.2% and would’ve been finished today if not for pool (carom/combo shots- i made enough money from it though) and batting. my most significant peaks today were probably beating both so and jo amon on the first try miraculously and at one point i got like 34 points in expert koikoi
#if anyone has any advice on pool or batting feel free to tell me because boy am I struggling#and I’m so……so close#oh forgot to mention it but I also did all the climax battles I can for the time being- so a little over half of them maybe?#cant do the rest til I go through the finale and all that#frothing at the fucking mouth . I am so. CLOSE#y0#rambling#I think I actually like koikoi a little better than oichi kabu ngl. but maybe im just saying that cause I got lucky with koikoi#I do think I’m genuinely okay at it cause like I started to memorize the high point cards and the main hands (especially the high point#but still doable ones like moon viewing and boar/deer/butterfly) and yea worked towards those with my Choices#but still I wouldn’t say I’m Great at it either#not as confident with it as I am with mahjong#but no shit. I played mahjong for like three days straight where as koikoi I maybe spent two or three hours total on#eh actually maybe more like 1-2 hours. took me way less time than oichi kabu#anyway. very very close to 100% completion but still got a bit to go til I can platinum the game since I gotta#go back and do the main story again on legend mode and all that#the finale won’t take long considering I’m crazy maxed out in stats and weapons and all that but going through on legend mode + the rest#of the climax battles will probably be a bit more intensive#really honestly impressed with myself on the Amon fights. like. a month ago I would absolutely assume I’d have to have my friend do those#fights for me cause they’re fucking insane and both have 14 health bars or something like that. but I’ve grown. I’ve learned. i best them#MYSELF. and on HARD at that. very glad I did a ton of shit at the coliseum cause that helped train up for the Amons a Lot.#ok time to shut up and sleep
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