#I need to go to sleep

[allpiesforourown]

Guys Hua cheng is not cool . "He has tattoos" he has ONE tattoo and it's his crush's name in terrible hand writing. He's not a sexy bad boy he's a little girl writing a cute boy's name on his arm with permanent marker

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[dancerinthesky]

I love Jegulus. Like wdym the 'J' is for James and then Regulus gets the rest of the ship name all to himself? Regulus you greedy thing... He took James' contribution to the ship name so that he could have him for himself. He made sure the '-egulus' part is there for EVERYONE to see. That bespectacled boy right there? That's his.

[imsofreakingtired]

You: I'm gonna torture you now

Sevika: kinky.

You: I think you're sweet and beautiful.

Sevika: What-

You: You deserve to be cared for.

Sevika: Hey wait-

You: Your feelings are valid and deserve to be heard.

Sevika: I need a safeword!

[crocogatorss]

So what if... Pirate Kirby

[xnzlian]

It's them as human :))

Slash and Silver belong to me

[i-will-cry-you-a-river]

Do you ever think about cumplane hanahaki? About Shen Yuan dying first, never leaving another comment anymore. About Shang Qinghua believing that Peerless Cucumber abandoned him? That after all these chapters, he finally had enough of him, Airplane PIDW, and his biggest fan and hater gave up on him? About Shang Qinghua dying second, believing that the only person who believed in his potential, who had seen him, had enough of him?

About Shang Qinghua being reborn as a child, growing flowers in his lungs from a young age? About him suffocating, suffering from a flower he made up, because of an illness he made up, in a world he made up? About him needing to practice cultivation to survive? About doctors telling him that his heart must have broke in his previous life, that's why he had hanahaki? About him realizing, that all those times he deliberately wrote the worst smut in life just to tease Cucumber, all those times he made up a new beast just to make Cucumber happy, was because he'd been in love with his biggest frenemy?

About him becoming a disciple, then a Peak Lord with flowers in his lungs, frozen by his cultivation, but never gone, because he had to live in a world he built, in the world that reminded him of Cucumber every day, hour, minute and second?

About him noticing that one of his martial siblings behaved weird after a qi deviation, so unlike anything he'd ever wrote? About him giving away himself to Shen Qingqiu, just to be ask whether he was Airplane? About him realizing that the person he'd been in love with for all those years, was there? With him?

About how he could finally breathe the first time they kiss? About him never needing to worry about getting hanahaki again, because they were together, and they would be together forever, because even their contingency plans had contingency plans?

[royalarchivist]

[After they talk about Pac's debt to the Pancake Mafia, and Pac warns her about Sir Reaper]

Bagi: I think you're the one that needs to be careful, because soon you might lose your other leg.

Pac: N-no! NO! Please don't! Stop- stop! STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR BROTHER!

Bagi: [Laughs]

Pac: I'll pay you– I'm going to pay you!

I want to give a MASSIVE thank you to @wasabi-ribs, who was kind enough to check my translations and help me with the parts I missed (and also reviewed the final subtitled video)!

[ Transcript continued ↓ ]

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Bagi: Pac, pay the rent!

Pac: I'm going to pay! Hey- I'm going to pay right this second, the money that I owe you, and... and I'm- I'm serious! And look, if you want- if you have more money... If I pay your 4,500, will you lend me 4,500? No, then I'll actually drown in fees. [Laughs]

Bagi: [Laughs] I'll lend you, I'll lend you

Pac: No, not really Bagi. You've got those red eyes– I'm scared, Bagi. I don't know– I don't know what happened, actually it's an eye infection, I know– But something tells me it's not just an eye infection, that it's also some other things, you know? Like, um... y'know, right? [He fumbles again] Oh God wait, your brother– when he had those red eyes he would also turn evil. Nonononono– I'll pay you, ok? Where's the waystone? It's here, it's here, it's here– I'll pay you, ok? I'll pay the 4,500- we're gonna–

Bagi: I'll be waiting.

Pac: No no, oh- just– Just let me walk, my God, I love walking– OH, WALKING IS SO GOOD – [Pac teleports] I'll pay her.

[Bagi follows him moments after]

Pac: [Pac mumbles to himself as he begins transferring money to Bagi] 4,500... I need to pay her 4,500...

Bagi: [Sneaks up on him] Oh, perfect!

Pac: [SCREAMS]

[albobeati7]

Drew over a lovely pic by ssylveon on BSKY MONTHS after i said i'd do so LOL

Fits Angel so very well!

[genericpoetryblog]

something something to be loved is to be changed

Parallels in domesticity and being cared by and for one another

I got into a tiktok loop about horseshoe maintenance and sheep shearing ok

The specialized tools we make just for the comfort of those we love

Thrive dummes federvieh or whatevrr

[sweetimpurity]

naughty thought alert!! NSFW

Have you guys seen that gif on twt??? It makes me lose my mind it's basically... a girl... sucking on a guys fingers and... imagining that with Miguel omg omg omg I just think of him every time it comes up

Like imagine him doing that when he's trying to keep you quiet. Or when you're in a semi-public place and he's waiting for the moment he can finally slip in your pretty pussy but you're such an insatiable little bunny and he has to soothe your ache somehow. And you suckle on his thick digits like a push pop... like all the way from the knuckle to the tip with a little... pop! ahhh....

[greenandbluebubblegum]

Luke: (blushing) Uncle, I really like your hair.

Aemond: ... Okay??

Luke: It looks so smooth and shiny.

Aemond: Right...

Luke: And your face is so handsome like a god.

Aemond: We are Targaryens, of course we are gods on earth.

Luke: ... I mean... yeah... Also your eye patch looks so good on you... In a good way of course, I mean I'm still very sorry about your eye but I feel it suits you... Not not having an eye... Oh god... Your eye patch ... And that scar... (blushing harder)

Aemond: (confused) why are you so red? Are you sick? Or (getting his dagger from the table) someone said something to you? (mumbling to himself) I'll kill them.

Luke: NOO... I'm just saying what I feel... That you are so cool.

Aemond: I don't think I'm following you.

Aegon: God!! You two are so fucking dumb, he's flirting with you, very badly but he is trying. Idiots. Both of you. I can't believe we are related....

[poetpony6890]

Kit when he moved

[demolitionw0man]

Fun Ghoul's scar <3

[onlykenobimatters]

Screaming crying at the fic idea that obi-wan gets injured during a campaign and they set him up in the med bay and they’re monitoring his heart beat but every time a 212th clone walks in it spikes slightly and this fact spreads and the clones are worried that obi-wan is scared/wary of them but really he just thinks they’re hot

[dnfity]

really big fan of when george wears lose-fitting shirts that literally bend at 90 degree angles where his hips start