#I would watch that

[sea-nymphs-harmiony]

Imagine kotlc as an animated tv show instead

[cave-monkey]

After watching Episode 12 I really need Mr. "It's the cast of the Beijing Opera! >:D" and "I use theater to playact my insecurities and get really into stage direction and critiquing the roles" to get locked in a room together with Mr. "I use literary tropes and character roles to define and explain both myself and the world and you will pry this out of my cold, undead hands" and "writes and puts on an entire play to really stick it to a kid and then gets upset when he doesn't understand it" with nothing but a script, a knife, and the question, "But what was the playwright's vision for the supporting male lead?"

[verkomy]

keeping up with the durins

[caesarsaladinn]

2019, Tarantino appeared on the podcast Happy Sad Confused, where he discussed Landa's fate after the events of the film. Tarantino stated that Landa is recognized as a hero in the US and history books for his involvement in ending WWII and helping to kill Adolf Hitler, and that he subsequently settles on Nantucket Island, where he is roped in to solve a series of murders as an amateur master detective.[7]

[hannibal-confessions-nbc]

I kinda wanted to see the Bedalia, Hannibal, Anthony threesome in S3 E1. Even tho the sex scenes in this show are more fucked up than some of the murders

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[gunsatthaphan]

hi doreen,

I just had a brilliant idea and I think gmmtv should do this: the next vlog they release should be for the voice inside first's head and I need a play by play commentary on what its saying when they film the spicy parts of only friends

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[quartofroy]

This wording is actually hilarious and makes it seem like season 3's main plotline will be Getting Carmy Out Of The Fridge

[grinchwrapsupreme]

incredibly embarrassing but there's a bunch of posters all over the city for the show Law and Order: Toronto but the font they used for Toronto is remarkably similar to the Torchwood font and the first time i saw a poster for the show was on a bus stop and was cut off halfway across so it looked like LAW AN __ TORC and my brain filled it in as Law and Order: Torchwood which was extremely confusing and moderately exciting for like 2 seconds before i got closer and the O filled in

[rikuberry]

They should make a reality show where there is like a few pairs but not just couples, exes. You see them with everyone else and try to survive their presence

[shouldiusemyname]

Low Frequency should have a special edit where it's just Mon running around holding an invisible hand, laughing like an idiot while staring at nothing, and talking to himself.

[missanthropicprinciple]

Can we all just give Charlie Day and Burn Gorman a Super 8 and have them make Pacific Rim 3 with old props from the first movie?

[obligatoryresponse]

Goth girl who solves mysteries and defuses bombs by cutting the blue wire.

[cosmic-spoons]

This is definitely the plot of a 50's horror sci-fi B movie. A mad scientist does this crazy experimental operation for the glory of science, or maybe to save their dying brother. The organ donor was actually a serial killer on death row and the person becomes possessed by his evil soul. Shenanigans ensue, people die, white ladies faint, he's impervious to bullets for some reason, and in the end, he is thrown into a pit in order to put a stop to his reign of terror. The whole thing is riddled with gay subtext that YouTubers will eventually make video essays about.

[yourfavecharacterisqueer]

hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).

[nic-coughlan]

friend: what are you doing this halloween?

me: smacking the shit out of complete strangers repeatedly for hours

friend: what

me: boop

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.