#I would die for this man I have created
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Itâs hilarious once you realise that Dicks whole beef with Cass is that she out eldest-childed him and he will never be out eldest-childed again.
#âCass and dick get along super well!â I raise you them having hilarious sibling rivalry that neither of them wants to admit to#both of them are fighting for their place as Bruceâs favourite child but if you told dick that he would die on the spot#cass would shrug and say itâs not even a competition sheâs just that good#cass making dick eat shitđ©·đ©·đ©· I adore her#when youâre trying to distance yourself from your dad I mean mentor I mean landlord and then#when you inevitably come back to him cause you would die for that man#you find out heâs literally created a carbon copy of himself through mitosis#and suddenly itâs war#batman#dc comics#dcu#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#batgirl
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Thinking about parallels between Ms. Beast and Tower. They're both the result of choosing to fight the princess and losing (no-knife and knife routes respectively), both have similarly boastful personalities and see you as beneath them (prey and a pet).
Something about how one becomes an animal and the other becomes a god, yet both transformations are equally dehumanizing.
#does this make any sense at all ajshgdajshdgas#am i stating the obvious. i might be stating the obvious#slay the princess#stp#stp beast#stp tower#like OK with Ms. Beast it's obvious. She's an animal. She operates on animal instinct#you can't really 'reason' with her because she's - in my opinion - not really acting out of malice#law of the jungle baby. You either die or get eaten#You can't reason with Tower either bc you are the coughing baby to her hydrogen bomb#she dgaf what you have to say. You brought a knife to a fistfight and you still lost. cmon man#Shifty says of ms beast that she's still fighting to devour you#and of tower (im always rotating this line in my mind)#she 'would not be able to mourn you'#both are kind of subjugated to their own natures (does that sentence make sense at all aksgdajhsd)#i guess you could totally argue the same for Witch but her behavior kind of strikes me as more driven by her emotions#instead of just being something she inherently is#anyway do you think the devs knew when creating Beast that they would potentially be making her the victim of endless mr beast jokes#or do you think they're blissfully unaware of who mr beast is
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did you guys know that death note is good and i like it
#the human who writes in this note will never lead a happy life#i'm sorry misa i should have never given you the notebook#without kira i would never have met light!#ryuk this notebook is the best thing that ever happened to me#heh. so soichiro yagami gets to die not knowing his son was kira⊠people who use the note face misfortune⊠well i guess he never did use it#are you god?#you're the only man i've ever actually admired and knowing you're kira it's almost too amazing for words#we'll create a world of only kind-hearted people like we talked about in college#the real evil⊠is the power to kill#whatever. whatever. god despite the everything it is such a good manga.
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What have I become.
#kabru is only a freak in your eyes until you yourself become obsessed with that encyclopedic disturbance of a man and realize oh.#i love u laios#my art#OH ALSO#kabru is soooooo relatable like yeah ofc u would die multiple times and create a new personality and hide your personal morals#and force yourself onto the main plot ALL because you wanna make a friend#who u think about to the point of rivaling that mans obsession with monsters#never change kabru#haha i have 11 projects to complete for tuesday and 3 finals to study for#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya
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Something I love about ATLA is that it doesn't force the "forgive the villain" on all the characters. It's been left clear that Ozai is a bad person, and there's no chance of redemption; the only reason he's not dead yet is because Aang is a pacifist
The one episode where a character is supposed to forgive someone who has hurt them in the past is the one where Katara is off to kill a man (which, fair) and Zuko helps. In that episode, even if Aang is telling her to let go, she doesn't forgive him. She never will. But she spares him. Not because she thinks he doesn't deserve death (he does), but because she's not willing to continue the cycle of violence
Killing someone can have a very important impact in your entire being, mostly depending on who you are as a person. Aang would've never recovered from killing Ozai. Katara wouldn't be who she is now, had she taken her revenge on the man that killed her mother
And the best part of it is that Ozai doesn't deserve to die. Not in a "I'm defending him" way (ew), but in a "he deserves worse that than" way
Taking away his bending was the perfect punishment for him. He believed bending made you superior and he never cared enough to train something besides his bending. What a loser. Zuko and Azula wouldn't be restrained by something like that
He's alive. Nobody has forgiven him. Nobody ever will
#on a âozai deserves smth worse than deathâ mood#which is. my everyday mood but we're not talking about that#read a fic where ppl were mad ozai was still alive#zuko clarified that he's still alive not only bc that's what aang wanted but bc death would be a mercy for him#that's the man who ruined everybody's life(s). you can't tell me we can just let him die like that#and they're not even torturing him. he's just in prison#but he's so fucking weak that not having his bending = torture#pathetic#honestly what did he even do? his entire family was better than him#zuko was better at any kind of fighting and he learned firebending from the fucking dragons#azula is. azula! she bends blue fire and is the best at lighting n stuff#iroh created a whole new bending technique and broke out of prison w no bending#ursa killed the fucking fire lord#i mean sure ozai can shoot lighting out of his hands. but so can iroh! so can azula!#his 14 year old daughter is better than him#she could kick his ass if she wanted#but that's her dad right there and the obssession she has w pleasing him is straight up unhealthy#man. poor azula#anyways back to the point: ozai is pathetic#loserlord indeed#atla#avatar the last airbender#fire lord ozai#zuko#aang#katara#azula#uncle iroh#avis' post#avis talks
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5C
#inanimate insanity#ii mephone5#ii mephone5c#my art#listen man. these two (+ 5S) are like inherently connected in my mind. even though they've never met canonically#created by a man who does not truly care about them or their well-being and only values them bc they are still new and useful to him#& died trying to kill their predecessor. but their efforts wouldn't have mattered anyway because they would've been replaced in like a year#did they know they would be replaced? did they just have to live with the knowledge that they would one day no longer matter to cobs?#these tags r only tangentially related to the artwork. i'm losing it i fear#anyway a headcanon that's actually kinda related to this art:#i imagine that cobs gave more preferential treatment to 5S because he had more advanced tech nd stuff#and 5C developed like a weird relationship w her self-esteem where she (like the other mephones) kind of has an inflated ego#she readily compliments herself (literally called herself âthe most colorful beauty in existenceâ)#(partially bc she's kinda compensating for not getting as much praise from cobs as 5S)#(i also think she tends to seek validation from others (e.g. âi'm made of plastic. neat huh?â) because of that)#but she doesn't talk up how advanced her tech is because it's from Last Year#you don't understand how long this headcanon has been microwaving in my mind. it's been YEARS. i've never unleashed it until now#it's probably stupid but WHATEVER MAN. i'll overanalyze these phones as much as i want#this is what happens when your favorite characters show up in like 1 episode and die. you go insane
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me with Astor
#also me when Nintendo didn't make him fucking playable#astor#age of calamity#hyrule warriors#astor my beloved#he's so#nintendo creates the most beautiful man i've ever seen and then they do nothing with him#his voice makes me melt too omfg#i'd give him the whole world#I have to keep reminding myself aoc isn't canon and he didn't die Like That in the canon timeline#he could tell me to go make him a sandwich and I would come back with a five course meal#if I knew how to fucking cook that is
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you guys seem to forget that hakoda is not the only decend dad in the show. no scratch that hakoda isn't even a deacend dad for leaving his kids alone!!!
all of stop being thirsty and appriciate arnook, the mechanist, tyro, gansu and than more!!!
#its like all of you only think off dilf as buff headsome midle aged man. but no they have to be dad material#they have to be caring!#they have to be nice to kids and be absolutley devoted to theirs#good listeners#being there for their kids!!!#awsful jokes#teasing them helping them grow#in hakodas defence i do get it why he left! i really do but it feels to me like he ran away form his own grief and failure to protect kya#not able anymore to keep on hearing katara crying herself to sleep#or looking at sokkas face and seeing the memory of kya that lost her radiant smile#bato called him an idiot for leaving (but joined othervise hakoda would die stupidly without his protection)#and kana silently judged him. but he had to do it for himself and hopefully creating egnouth of a difference for a better future#argh... okay fine hakoda is dilf material too but he is not like at the top of the list!!!
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DO NOT GET DISTRACTED
#i know i know im currently jsamn pilled or whatever#but im so fascinated by the story changes that would happen with genderswapped jsamn#like the biggest one would be...how the hell would norrell reconcile making english magic respectable#with also her need to be The Magician whilst also being a woman?#like i cannot imagine her even as a woman considering female magicians as respectable#esp if we also genderswap john uskglass and have her be the raven queen like could you imagine the propaganda against old magic twice over#female strange would be just as much of a chaotic talented whirlwind except every time someone says 'you cant do that youre a woman'#she is a) astonished to remember 'oh yeah i guess' and then b) proceeds to be disgruntled and then c) decides not to give a fuck about it#female childermass would still smoke her pipe ans do her sneaking but probs disguised as a man#which norrell hates but is willing to ignore as long as she comes into the house in skirts#male emma would probs take the place of walter pole in the sense#that he would still be sickly and die and be bargained#but norrell would use the resurrection as a trade for his support for magic etc#i guess female stephen would be female walters ladys maid but i cant see anyone taking her condition any more serious as a woman#it wouls probs be worse tbh#but also she would have the frustration of knowing how to sort out a house and accounts etc but not having the authority to do it#which the lady with the thistledown hair would try to fix for her obvs#thistle would be exactly the same except probs a misandrist haha#BUT. i cannot get distracted by this#i must laser focus on the other fic#this is how fic orphans are created
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i am a landa x herrmann shipper in a world of aldo x landa......
#i dont even believe 'herrmann's name is actually herrmann#because landa calls all underranking soldiers he doesnt know 'herrmann'#since yknow that name translates to basically mr man#and i believe its for yaoi reasons because landa stumbles upon calling him herrmann because he knows his real name#but chooses to call him an anonymous herrmann because he wants to have absolute control and certainty that when they get their private#island on nantucket that he will be able to wipe away all of 'herrmann's past with no possibility of his name being sullied#he takes the extra step to further protect his 'herrmann' because even if he trusts his own name with the US#he doesnt trust 'herrmann's name in their hands#ouuuughh im sorry guys im sorry im sorry i sniff yaoi cocaine and think something is canon and will immediately live and die by it#i need to ship aldo x landa so bad.... but landa x herrmann calls for me#the babies i would sacrifice for inglourious basterds to be a TV show where we get to see landas backstory#idgaf ill risk him being confirmed not a faggot i just need moar inglourious basterds i want to know the backstory of each character deeply#PLEASE#delusional asf in the club creating entire backstory pulled outta my ass for landa#sorry guys im a freak#if i was a writer id be the guy on ao3 who writes a 300k fanfic about landas growing up n shit#doesnt even focus on the yaoi for 60% of it its basically just landa growing up and yaoi with herrmann was just needed to tell that story
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I do not like the rich by any means, but the way ppl can switch off any degree of empathy for people at an arbitrary line ($250k loses you your humanity apparently) is concerning.
#yes there's a big jump between the first part and the third#but if you can just other a group as a whole and not care about another person dying horrifically#how can you create a truly just and fair society?#like there are people i hate due to the category of crime they commited#but they still deserve their rights#don't have to feel sad when they die#but like about every australian homeowner would get not empathy from the first poster just because#idk man
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finding a neat looking sdv expansion mod only to see the new npcs it adds r just more white ppl
#smudgy.txt#i dont understand why anyone would think theyd need to add More whiteness to this game and#not understanding things makes me angry so now i hate that game#i got the diversity mod too n it was cool but the game at its core just feels so. white#and by white i mean boring as hell <3#sorry im being snippy bc im upset. i dont like it when i find smth that'd usually be right up my alley#only to realize it's not bc it is just Very obvious the that creators did not have someone like me in mind when they were creating it#it is a very Safe game which does not feel safe to Me#bc what's Safe is decided by people who either could never consider my existence or outright find my existence upsetting#maybe thats why things like DE & tgm feel comforting to me#they dont feel White in that specific way that Safer things tend to#......also maybe farming sims just arent my thing ADGFFSHDFH#BUT I SWEAR THEY WOULD BE IF THEY JUST BOTHERED TO BE COOL. LIKE CMON#LIKE HAVE SOME CATBOYS OR SOMETHING AT LEAST. JESUS#MAN if there were some sort of sim set in the lxh world. id die of pure peace of heart#peaceful & wholesome as h*ck. casual queerness & disability. AND it's got catboys. like COME. ON.#n ok sure there's only like 1 black character. but have u considered that shes cool as hell & i love her so so much
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i like Yuuta well enough he's a weird little guy but. He is in close competition with Suguru for the award of "the writing choices surrounding them make me feel real fucking uncomfortable." Suguru's still winning bc of the fact his storyline has 3 different young girls' pain/trauma is used to fuel his character development. Riko is... A bit uncomfy, but she is A Character. But Nanako and Mimiko are genuinely inexcusable because they exist in the story to make Geto seem more sympathetic instead of just fucking evil, as seen by the fact they fucking die and aren't acknowledged afterwards (even when Miguel and Lauren participate in the story they aren't fucking MENTIONED). But God I hate how Rika is treated by the narrative it's genuinely just. A mess imo. Like 1. Obviously her primarily defining trait is loving Yuuta which is already ehhh 2. Dies as a kid and is obsessed w Yuuta 3. This isn't because of HER OWN ACTIONS BUT RATHER YUUTA CURSING HER 4. After "passing on" her curse form is. Still fucking there and being used as a tool 5. Her character profile seems to imply she was abused in some way by her family which. I don't have a lot to say beyond :/
#I love Rika but like. As a Character a person Created I hate her. Like. Just. Just let Rika have cursed Yuuta herself or something#Its just genuinely not a very good or meaningful twist. There's an Idea but it's not all that strong imo and the execution would have to be#Something special to make it worthwhile but. The execution was ''girl dies and this leads to boy being OP'' which. Great. Love that#Rika đ€ Nanako and Mimiko đ€ Mai#Only difference w Mai is she doesn't die for a man's character development which. I guess is a start.
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Man, I've been obsessed with the isekai trope lately. I've been imagining a scenario where the reader gets isekai'd into a yandere romance story as a side character. You're not the main character or a love interest. You replaced a nameless character who was solely created in the story to be killed off by the yandere love interests to further the plot.
After realizing that's the role you took on, you devise a plan to re write the story to keep yourself alive.
In the official plot, your death was the cause of getting too close to the main character. Your positive relationship with them was considered a threat to the yanderes, and so they wiped you out of the picture.
So, as any semi intelligent individual would do, you decided to avoid the main character completely.
I'd like to imagine the reader wasn't well informed of this story, didn't know who the yans were, and accidentally befriended them before they even got a chance to develop any feelings for the main character. You jumped into their lives before the events that led into the original storyline. Earning their trust and unfortunately causing some peculiar emotions in them to develop.
This fucks up the whole plot. I mean, that was your plan. You just weren't trying to fuck it up so bad that you unintentionally attracted multiple yans who decided you were the perfect match for them. You were a joy to be around. You were far more intertwined in their lives than the previous main character ever was. It was generic with them and their story. A boring, "yan see's their darling from afar for the first time and falls in love on sight." Type plot.
But with you, it was so much more personal. They grew to love you for way more than just your looks. They got to know you as a person before any sort of feelings of devotion could form.
This made their efforts to claim you so much worse than they ever were in the original plot. They were much more sinister and brutal. They usually only did massive amounts of stalking, blackmail, and the occasional murder when it came to the canon story, whereas they went all out for you.
Kidnap, murder, torture, blackmail, stalking, theft, harassment, etc. Everyone around you was a threat in their eyes. Everyone around you didn't deserve you.
By the time you realized what you've done, what you've created, its far too late to fix your mistake. You attempted to break off the friendships, avoiding them at all costs, closing yourself off and spending your time trying to find a way back to your original world.
But they don't take kindly to that. Not after everything you guys have been through. Before you could find the key back home to your world, you'd be whisked away, having your new world be the confines of your yans humble abode, away from society.
Bonus option: You attempt to bring the original main character back into the plot in hopes they could redirect the yandere back into chasing them and get them off your back. But why would they need this stranger? They don't know them like they know you. And they could care less to even try to get to know them. So, the original main character ends up taking on the role you were supposed to be. The side character who was meant to die to further the plot.
You're the main character now.
#yandere#poly yandere#yandere isekai#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere x reader#yandere x gn reader
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I feel like Sukuna eats pussy the best in jjk (besides Geto). Like he'd be FEASTING till you're crying and shaking
ê°à§§ warnings. fem! reader, Ćral (f receiving), mild dacryphila, eating from the back, impact play, he has a forked tongue
whenever it came to pussy eatingâsukuna ryĆmen was just nasty,
with no shame whatsoever, he doesnât care. all he really cares about is having you arched over the wooden leg of his throne, your ass all out and drinking out orgasm after orgasm out of you. he really knows no boundsâ a starved man, heâd eat you out until thereâs fat tears sticking against your naturally lengthy lashes. âo-oh my goddd,â youâd whimper out. not even seconds after, youâd just finish a release and heâs already delving his long tongue between your slick folds again. your taste makes him groan, heâs never had anything as sugary sweet as you. a sharp nail of his gingerly scrapes against the juncture of your curves as you arch forward. your mouth opensâpretty pink tongue unfurling as youâre just feeling the tip of his tongue wander to its hearts content. heâs messy, if itâs not dripping down his chin he doesnât want it. you shudder, feeling him thrust his tongue in and out of your puffed cunt before he pries your thighs open further. you gasp, hearing him gather a nice amount of spit before it delivers right against your dripping entrance. âs-sukuna, youâre so nasty.â
âgotta be when your pussyâs this wet,â he huffs.
a thumb stroking down against your swollen slit. with a tongue skimming across his lips for an extra relishing taste, he rolls his tongue out all the way and you can even hear his throaty, âahâ noises as he prepares to dive back in.
sukuna groans, feeling himself get hard just from pleasing you. with a rude spank, he speaks in a rough tone. âarch for me more. âm starved ân i need seconds.â
itâs not even long before the curse is nose deep. your pulsating folds were continuously being sucked and you already feel your tummy heaving. then texture of his tongue. the length, the forked structure of it all that repeatedly slurps everywhere inside of you makes your toes curl up. despite them curling, they were numb anyway so you felt practically nothing.
heâs snarling, fangs of his occasionally poking against your clit. sukuna chuckles as he feels your ass wriggle against his face, he brings a thumb towards your hood before he glides it across. âwhat a fuckinâ mess. jusâ canât get enough, can ya?â
and with sukunaâ heâs thorough.
and while youâre happily arched over for him, eyebrows bunched together into a cute furrow, he makes sure that his tongue licks every part of you. a wet, slippery trail from your pussy to your ass, even between the secluded inner crevices of your thighs. heâs greedy, he doesnât like when you make an attempt to touch yourself. each time you try to play with your pretty cunt whilst heâs eating, he smacks your hand away, grousing a âdonât touch my girl.â
his girlâ your pussy.
sukunaâs favorite thing to do would be to constantly spit on your folds, only to lap it up, then spit on it again,
bonus if he finishes eating you out, telling you to come here, then makes out with you so you can taste how much of a messy girl you were for him. he likes hearing you moan, the nibbling he creates against your slit has you sobbing profusely. with your own two hands, you feel against your mounds that were glued against your chest, rocking against his face as you feel yourself approaching the inevitable abyss of pleasure. a groan leaves his lips as your ass jerks against him, heâs gotta hold you still so he can savor this,
savor you..
with glistening reddened lips of his, sukuna briefly departs his mouth from your love palette and with crimson bloodshot eyesâhis own lustrous saliva dribbles down between your slit, dragging a thumb to softly snake against your convulsing nub. your mouth stupidly dangles open that itâs almost comedic. you then feel a whimper die out your throat, rubbing your ass against his face, âkuna, âs good, right there pleasepleaseplease.â itâs only then when he snakes a hand between your thighs, prodding his fingers alongside your saturated pussy. the moment sukuna starts to maneuver tiny circles and shapes against your pussy, you were just about done for. the staticky friction from his palm going against your folds scratches such a lewd itch in your brain.
youâre going haywireâcrazy for more of his touch. as years merely blinded you from how they were welling into your sockets, your voice becomes strained from your numerous whimpers. he sucks you so good, so much of your slick pours down his chin that it even starts to get into his kimono.
sukuna ryĆmen was nasty,
but his tongue was even nastier.
it doesnât miss a single spot, heâs all in the depths of anywhere and everywhere.
you chew your lip in salacious anticipation. unhurriedly, you rock back against his mouth as you feel his callused fingertips gripping against both parts of your ass, spreading it even further.
sukuna leisurely dips his tongue into you once more, itâs probably been the umpteenth time by now as he kisses against your clit. âmhm,â heâd hum to himself, your eyes were visibly rolling back. you saw nothing but darkness. as heâs bringing you closer and closer toward the edge. your nails grip against the arms of his throne, embedding into the hardened material before you whine, shimmery tubby tears forming above the outer corneas of your dilated pupils before you make a cute attempt at crawling away from his mouth but he drags you back.
âgirl get the fuck back here. canât have my meal runninâ away now, huh.â
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