#I wish I was a snake
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My hubby wrote this today and I had to share it:
I Wished I Was A Snake
This morning when I arrived at the train station to start my commute into work, I noticed a couple of construction workers and a few commuters watching and taking pictures of something in the parking lot.
I was on the train platform and couldn’t immediately see what the stir was. Then the workers parted, and I saw they were huddled around a beautiful black snake. It was maybe 2 to 3 feet long and was trying to cross the lot to escape the hot, noisy construction and get to the cool, quiet woods on the far side.
One of the construction workers appeared to be kicking at it with his foot, which instantly annoyed me, until I realized he was trying to hurry it along to safety.
I managed to catch just snippets of the conversation. The guy hurrying the snake said something about being from Georgia where killing that kind of snake was illegal. He seemed to have a fondness for the creature.
As the train was late, myself and a few others on the platform started to get invested in the little drama. As the snake slowly made it halfway across the lot and we all watched with horror each time a car entered. But the construction works weren’t having it. The gentlemen surrounded the snake, warned cars away, shepherded it.
Protected it.
I found my stress level up as it made its journey, for some reason now fully invested in some stupid snake that didn’t really matter. But the idea of it being crushed to death by a distracted commuter in an SUV who probably wouldn’t have cared had they even noticed it filled me with distress. And, oddly, a beat of nascent rage.
Presently the snake got to the other side of the lot and slowly disappeared into the woods. As it did, the benevolent construction workers smiled at each other and started their day. I exhaled a sigh of relief, as did others around me.
For some reason, at that moment in this fractured, angry world, the welfare of that one little snake mattered to us. It wasn’t off to hurt anyone. It wasn’t going to run a scam, tell lies or cause strife. It was simply doing what we all want to do: escape a life of danger and disharmony in favor of a life of peace and safety. Isn’t that what we all want?
I felt at peace in that moment and my life felt a little bit lighter. The late train finally arrived, and I climbed aboard with a little inner smile.
And for one brief moment, I wished I was a snake.
_ R. Hayes
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Peri's no good terrible bad day just seems to get worse and worse!
Timmy's hoping his baby brother didn't hear the whole conversation. But with that expression on his face, Timmy suspects it may be a bit too late for him. Timmy's companion scurried away as soon as he noticed Poof. A Pixie can sense drama and conflict from miles away.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
Instability: [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#fop peri#peri#itty bitties fop au#since i gave them tails im deciding that their tails function a bit like rattle snake tails#they shake and flick around when upset#just as ears wiggle to express themselves!#timmy's already confirmed with his parents that he'll be moving after graduation. but it was all a bit loose. like an inevitability#but hefinalized everything within the same week as he was graduating pixies' academy!!#... timmy mightve procrastinated in telling peri about his moving though...#its part of the pixies' culture to move out and forge their own path the moment they graduate#graduation ceremonies are usually the perfect time for pixies to forge connections and give thanks to their prior tutors and role models!#its also the perfect place for pixies to find potential roommates or to talk with other pixies that's also working in their same department
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"Never be Alone"
Started on the sixth of January and planned to be finished on the fourteenth, but landed up not doing that. Somewhere on the sixteenth, I basically said "haha whoops" and pumped out twenty panels. According to Procreate, it took 15 hours and 37 minutes to finish Panels 1-10; 27 hours and 15 minutes on Panels 11-20; and 34 hours and 8 minutes for Panels 21-30.
In total, I have no idea. I just know it took some serious time.
Unlike with She's Gone, I wrote a script. Well, all I wrote was dialogue and some minor actions for Panels 5-23, though lines were changed "in post." Everything else was by the seat of my pants. However, I can say for sure that I was planning on ending it with N being hopeful, but all I had room for was him crying. He cannot catch a break.
(also to those who suspected uzi was still in there, guess you were right all along.)
#murder drones#solveruzi au#solver uzi#murder drones n#murder drones uzi#murder drones tessa#serial designation n#uzi doorman#tessa james elliott#the absolutesolver#i wish you could've heard the things i said while working on this#''the absolutesolver calls out n's loneliness: the comic''#''YES COIL AROUND HIM LIKE A SNAKE YESSS''#''ooh what if this was a callback to the silly nuzi kiss comic i made''#''WHAT IF THE INNER HEXAGON MOVED AROUND LIKE A PUPIL''#''uzi he can't hear you!! he's full of good vibes!!''#''oh my god. my art really IS expressive''#''this is not love this is hypnotism''#tw knife#just in case because tessa did use her chekhov's stabby stick here#zeisty’s heavy hitters#zeisty’s comic stuff
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TOM BLYTH as Coriolanus Snow in The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)
#filmedit#tblythedit#tbosasedit#thgedit#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#coriolanus snow#tom blyth#doyouevenfilm#fyeahmovies#userbbelcher#burgertv#useroptional#dailyflicks#cinemapix#myedit#blonde c%nt#wish we had his tom sawyer look a bit more#it's so crazy it's the same person#he looks so different in his three stages#i think peacekeeper coryo is my favorite one#not a school boy and isn't fancy yet. just a man#movieedit
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my bf has informed me that Snake wears a corset so i made him this
#if the 2 lines they speak is out of character im sorry i cant do anything about it#“hey mags thats not a corset” shut up it is in my heart#tactical corset#this was made so fast im so sorry#i wish i took more time with this but im v tired so thats it for today#tbh i promised him i'd draw hal tying the corset thing up so imma still do that#with more time and less exhaustion#also heard it's otasune week????? we win!!!#anyways i'm blabbering#metal gear solid#mgs#mgs fanart#sketch#metal gear#solid snake#hal emmerich#otasune#otacon
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i saw a beetle so beautiful i started crying
#coleoptera#carabidae#beetle#calosoma scrutator#fiery searcher#insect#bug#bugblr#mine#I wish this wasn’t just a bug blog so i could show y’all the cute snake I also found today
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Kingdom Hearts Union χ - Daybreak Town
#kingdom hearts union x#khux#daybreak town#scenery#my gif#i was unable to play this game during its run time because i didn't own a phone#and then when i DID get a phone the app wouldn't work. never even got to join a union! i'd be team snake#wish i could have explored this town. it's so quaint i love the purple rooftops and soothing music#i had this post (and many others for this game) prepared in my drafts for quite some time and was going to start posting them-#after i finished replaying through the series. but i think i'll post them early on behalf of the khux/dr app being recently-#delisted from the app store. dunno what's going on with that but it's very unfortunate#so i'll be peppering these in between other posts
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Idk if this is just me, but does it seem like the Hunger Games movies left out most of the stuff about food in general?
Maybe I just noticed this because in my first read I was worried that all of them were cannibals, but like… in the movies it seems like they were never actually that hungry. Like, we know that Katniss and Gale have to hunt, and that Peeta gave Katniss the bread, but a lot of the details about just how hungry they were to get to those choices were just… gone. And when they’re in the Capitol on the Victory Tour, they mention the vomit-inducer but it was more of an offhand thing. What got me especially though is that in Mockingjay Pt. 2, their time with Tigris appears to be much shorter, but also… she doesn’t feed them! And from what I remember that was fairly significant in the books, especially considering the position they were in.
In the books, hunger was the driving force of the vast majority of decisions they made. Katniss literally spent a good chunk of her first games desperately searching for water—Haymitch rewarded their performances with food—Katniss described every single thing she eats and primarily characterizes new places based on their food (the Capitol and District 13 especially). TBOSAS supports this even further when you see how even people in the Capitol were starving in the aftermath of the war—that’s why sponsors were added to the game!
I just—the whole series is literally about starvation and what it means to be human, but the movies just focused on love and war.
#don’t get me wrong#I did enjoy the movies#but I’m seeing all these posts about what scenes/details that people wished were in the movies and quite a few of them have to do with food#I understand that you can’t fit everything into movie adaptations#this isn’t meant to bash the movies#it was just interesting to me considering hunger is literally in the title#the hunger games#thg#hunger games#catching fire#mockingjay#katniss everdeen#tbosas#the ballad of songbirds and snakes
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more and more miles from shore every year
#I used the og msx2 metal gear palette with a few extra/tweaked colours for this :)#am i insane for thinking this song is extremely snavid coded dont make fun of me.#metal gear#metal gear solid#mgs#metal gear fanart#mgs fanart#solid snake#solid snake mgs#david mgs#mgs solid snake#mgs david#snavid#comic#comic art#comics#i know venom doesnt have his horn(???) in mg i dont care. i wish he did#art#mika comics#mikart
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snakeman luffy
#monkey d luffy#one piece#my art#op snake god au#described in alt text#i wuv snake ppl so fucking much you have No idea#when i was a kid a teacher told us a story about a king? whose wife told him he wasnt allowed to look at her when she bathes but he#got curious after a while and looked only to find out she was half snake and he ran away. and!! my whole 7yo self was so confused because#if i had found out my wife was half snake i'd be so happy!! anyway ive been meaning to draw him as a snake for a while now and finally did#it! i wish we had a snaketember the same way we have mermay i'd be so happy fr
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haven’t upload in days hehe here’s a quick sketch i drew last week! also ignore my quick hiragana practice lol it doesn’t say anyth8ng actually
ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 30 FOLLOWERS ;;;;;;;;; LOVE YALL SO MUCH
#my art#metal gear solid#mgs#mgs fanart#i wish i was playing mgs right now#otacon#mgs2#mgs2 raiden#otasune#otasune save me otasune#solid snake#snavid#sleepy
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#amazing how you walk around like that. like bro didn’t steal his clothes in the first place#david’s train of thought like ‘wow this seems familiar’#thinking of that one guard that says ‘i wish i had that’#metal gear solid#mgs#metal gear#metal gear series#mgs2 sons of liberty#mgs2#mgs2 raiden#mgs 2#mgs david#snavid#solid snake#mgs solid snake#solid snake mgs#mgs snake#snake mgs#raiden#mgs raiden#raiden mgs#sons of liberty#metal gear solid 2 sons of liberty#metal gear solid 2#metal gear solid 2: sons of liberty#metal gear raiden#mgs memes#metal gear memes#shitpost#jack the ripper
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"Work it out" 16+
Summary: Coriolanus's and you are enemies, one day your forced together to "work it out" and the sexual tension is unbearable...
Warning(s): Angry sex, Biting, back scratching, mentioning of blood, p in v, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), cussing, slut and whore like one time (Coriolanus calls reader his whore and slut), fingering, oral (m and f receiving), slight choking
"I'm not working shit out with you." Coriolanus glared at you, he was sat down on the chair and was praying man spreading. "Just shut up then." You glared back.
"What did you just say to me?" He stood up towering over you, "Just. Shut. Up." You repeated. His hand shot to your neck pulling you to him. "You need to learn to keep your mouth shut. I'm only here because I have to be here." He snapped. You tried not to give in and seem 'weak sk you just smirked and glared at the man.
"It's fun to get you all worked up." You taunt, trying to piss him off, his hand was still on your neck and he pulled you even closer your bodies now pressed together. "Shut your mouth." He looked down at you. The room was hot, the sexual tension was unbearable. Your bodies pressed together with his hand around your neck. As much as you wanted to push him off you found this interaction...hot.
"Why don't you fucking make me?" You snapped, it took him all of 2 seconds for him to press his mouth on yours. His hand was still firmly on your neck and his mouth moved like he needed this kiss to breathe.
At first the kiss caught you off guard but it took you no time to kiss him back just as hard. You bit and tugged on his bottom lip. He practically growled into your mouth. The kiss was only broken when you guys pulled away for a quick suck of breath before conscious your lips again. Coriolanus managed to push you into the near by vanity and lifted you onto it without pulling away from your lips.
His finger tips dug into your hips and you moaned into the kiss. He pulled away chucking at you. He put his hand on your neck and pulled you to his face but kept your lips from touching. "Do you want me to kiss you again?" His eyes raised and he tilted his head. You nodded at him, heat pooling in between at your core and he was stood in between your legs. "Your a needy slut aren't you?" His breath hit your lips. "Shut up." You snapped and he pulled you into a hard and rough kiss. You reached forward and started to undo his buttons, racing your fingers on the small scars that where on his chest. They feeling made him shiver.
He removed his hands from your waist and neck to unto the buttons to your uniform. He left the shirt on but it was open and exposed your chest as he had removed your bra.
This time you pulled him back, one hand was on your neck putting slight pressure and the other one fumbled to lift your skirt up. His hand reached under to your panties and grazed you. "I've barley touched you and you're already dripping wet..." He taunted his right hand still on your neck. You opened your mouth but before you could even say anything you where cut off by him slipping your panties off your legs. He stuffed the panties in his pocket and lifted your chin up to look him in his eyes. "What do you want me to do?" He tilted his head slightly. "I want you to touch me." You replied not breaking eye contact.
His eyebrow raised before he lowered himself down so that his face was in better your legs. He glanced up at you one more time causing you to nod your head.
You let out a small moan when he licked a stripe up your wet cunt. "Oh fuck..." your breath hot and shakey. You felt him groan against you.
Coriolanus had been with women before, he had eaten pussy before but your taste made him feel drunk. He was eating you out like a starving man, nose bumping against your clit as he tounge fucked you. Your hips buckled up at his mouth and he used his hands to pin you down, causing you to moan out. He could feel you coming close to your orgasam.
A string of curses came from your lips as you came into his mouth. As soon as stood up your grabbed his jaw pulling him to kiss you, your taste on his tounge. He wasted no time to undo his pants and expose his cock, "I'm not going to hold back on you." He warned. "Who said I wanted you to hold back?" You tilted my head.
Once those word left your mouth, in one fast motion trusted inside you. Your fingers scratching at his back and shoulders drawing blood as he started to thrust. His right hand was on your neck lightly choking you as he fucked you. "Jesus your so fucking tight." He groaned placing his forehead on yours as he started to get a rhythm. "I still fucking hate you." You tried not to moan out, these words made him pick up the case, fucking you hard and fast. "You need to shut your mouth. Your my fucking whore. Look at you." He smirked "All fucked out practicality drooling." He grabbed your jaw forcing you to look at him.
"My pretty slut" He pounded into you, the desk shaking. He suddenly pulled out of you and you groaned at the loss.
He pulled you off the vanity only to turn you around and bend you over. You could feel him stroke himself a few times before lifting your skirt and sliding back inside of you. He looked down as he fucked you watching a white ring form around the base of his dick. You looked up into the vanity mirror you could see him, hand on your neck watching himself slide in and out of you at a rapid pace.
When he looked up he saw you in the mirror, your tips bouncing with each thrust. "Your a dumb slut aren't you?" He watched your body match his thrusts. "Fuck you Snow." You panted/moaned out.
These words made him grab your arms and pin them behind you as he trusted even faster. He was moaning as he felt you clench are his dick. You could feel him slightly falter in his rhythm. "Fuck I'm so close." You moaned, "Where do you want it? Back, mouth, ti-" he was cut off. "Inside of me. Please I- fuck. I need you."
This made the man feel desperate to finish. You felt your orgasam wash over you and you let put a loud moan, practically screaming his name.
He pulled put to finish himself when you turned and came to your knees. Your pussy dripping with your own cum.
He was large and probably too big but you still put him into your mouth wasting no time to start bobbing your head and using one of your hands to work what couldn't fit in your mouth. The other hand was between your legs as you toyed with your clit. One of his hands was behind him keeping him steady leaned against the vanity and the other had pulled your hair into a makeshift ponytail. He didn't want to hurt you but so he tried to keep himself from thrusting into you. His feelings got the best of him and he ended up practically face fucking you, while he moaned at the feeling of your mouth.
You could feel him twitch symbolizinghe was about to cum. Your pace quickened and he shot his load down your throat.
He looked down at you when you pulled away, your face sweaty with your hair sticking to it. He brought one of his thumbs to the corner of your mouth wiping away a drop of his cum from your mouth. "Good girl." He mumbled, his blonde curls now a mess.
"Such a good fucking girl..."
A/N: I can't believe I just wrote that....uhm so let me know how that was. And yea. Love ya!
#coriolanus snow smut#coriolanus snow x reader#coriolanus snow#x reader smut#the hunger games#hunger games smut#corio x reader#tom blyth x reader#tom blyth#rachel zegler#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#I wish he would fuck me 😭🤚
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#ojitos chiquititos chinitos de tanto fumar#art#fanart#my art#original art#splatoon#splatoon fanart#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon art#Splatoon dj Octavio#dj Octavio Splatoon#dj Octavio#Octavio#Splatoon Octavio#Octavio splatoon#so little tags ugh I gotta say something#so okay im kind of panicked because it’s my final project and guess what. yeah! haven’t done shit. aside from the important stuff but I mean#investigate and practice my speech. I’m quite confident on this because it’s a topic I know and love but it’s still scary#wish me luck I gotta explain to a bunch of 40 year olds how snakes move and hunt with a live snake which I am so afraid of#not afraid of the snake I mean. afraid it won’t last till that day and just die on me#probably won’t happen but I have anxiety
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Lysistrata Vickers After Jessup's Death + Book Quotes (Ch. 17)
—The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (2023)
#font = nouvelle vague.#realized that there was a distinct lack of Lysistrata gifsets so i decided to fix that and slapped this together#I feel like her lack of gifsets is a result of her limited screentime but also look how many felix gifsets there are (that's my fault tho)#I remember after I read the book I wished the movie was actually a miniseries so we could explore her more even before the movie was out#abyssal stuff#abyssal gifs#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#tbosas#thg series#gifset#gifs#lysistrata vickers#tbosasedit#thgedit#hunger games#tbosbas#the hunger games trilogy
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The way that Coryo makes my stomach heave so many times in the first chapter alone.
The way that his Reaping Day experience involves his cousin working herself to the bone for him while Katniss spent hers providing for her family and sacrificing for her sister.
The way he thinks of his ill grandmother mostly as an embarrassment and spends more time worrying about how she affects their image than about her well-being.
The way he's literally starving and still obsesses over image and prestige and social position so that living in a crumbling penthouse is seen as preferable to a (gasp) lower-class existence.
The way every single social interaction is transactional and is calculated to maintain or improve his status.
The way he hears that Sejanus has to mentor a former friend and his only response is to sneer that Sejanus still thinks of himself as District.
The way that the first chapter of The Hunger Games ends with the announcement of Prim's name and the first chapter here ends with, "The District 12 girl belongs to Coriolanus Snow."
#the ballad of songbirds and snakes#the hunger games#suzanne collins#is it really a surprise that i pulled it off the shelf?#i don't know if i can commit to a full reread#but i read chapter 1 and the epilogue and paged through to find some songs#and i gotta say having the music makes several songs hit even harder#and there are several songs i really wish we had music for
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