#I will survive borba

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Wow, Disney will brand anything they can

[workersforanotsafeparadise]

Bunnies are also good at subtraction sometimes.

[themaskofreason]

hate when people talk about the zootopia abortion comic without knowing the lore surrounding it. borba did not build an extended universe surrounding it (two sequels, a vaguely implied comic and a spin-off of a sequel iirc) just for people to stop caring past i will survive

[jupiter-dragonsong]

You are visiting the apartment of an educated, upper-class and vaguely liberal millennial couple. It is tastefully decorated, like something out of an Architectural Digest magazine or a Pinterest board for “Boho Chic”. The living room is lined with “quirky” art purchased at a local gallery, a record player with a deliberately “messy” milk crate of records, houseplants in newly distressed ceramic pots, and for some strange reason a stone statue of the Buddha. You place your engraved glass of locally brewed botanical gin on a rattan coaster so you can sample some organic hummus. On the refurbished cherry coffee table, next to a copy of the New York Times and a glossy and unread book about Banksy, is a copy of Borba’s I Will Survive. Printed on archival paper and professionally bound. You do not ask about it and nobody tells you more.

[the-diamond-emerald]

WataMote Abortion Comic

Based on "I Will Survive" by Borba

[beardedmrbean]

It's not normal to eat this much Arby's. You're a medical anomaly. You need to stop trying to challenge God.

If you continue to refuse to make me a high quality sammich to satisfy my hunger I will be left with no other options and I will continue to challenge the almighty by consuming the

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

im reading through old archived dorkly.com articles (as i am wont to do) and finding a Borba fancomic pre-I Will Survive is like seeing jfk's shooter in the background of an old photo

[rogercheetoofficial]

I still find the Arby's edit of Borba's seminal abortion themed drama comic I Will Survive really funny

[themaskofreason]

i nearly posted this on my instagram story and then realised my irl friends who are actual adults are not ready for my unhinged side so i am posting it on tumblr instead where it is more normal and hinged 🥰

the text reads: this has reminded me about the extended borba universe please someone let me talk about the extended borba universe there are SO MANY zootopia comics set after i will survive and judy turns out to be a lesbian and then she becomes the mayor and there's some vaguely (read: extremely) racist vibes with her adopted children

[lavender-bloom-m]

@ariaqueiroz you like jokes, miss? 👀 

I actually hadn’t seen Zootopia, so I gave it the opportunity, good movie. I “humanized” them tho because i will only draw furries for my babe @cookie-chan07

[notaplaceofhonour]

[blunt-force-therapy]

Gods have mercy on us

Fox Frida Kahlo from the Zootopia Abortion comic

[kingdomofkitten]

Borbaggretsuko

Retsuko: Haida, I’m pregnant.

Haida: HOORAY!

Retsuko: I don’t wanna keep it, tho.

Haida: Aw, why not?

Retsuko: My career!

Haida: BABY KILLER!

Retsuko: *slap*

Haida: Ow. *leaves*

Retsuko: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*748 years later*

Haida: Hey, Retsy!

Retsuko: Fuck off.

Haida: TAKE ME BAAAAACK

Retsuko: No.

Haida: Pweeeeease?

Retsuko: No.

Fenneko: Hey. :3

Haida: WAT

Retsuko: My parents are Red Panddhists, and the abortion blew chunks, so Fenneko cheered me up. Now we fuck.

Haida: Naw, man, you gotta come back with me!

Retsuko: NO.

Fenneko: Hey, don’t be mean.

Haida: BEGONE THOT *pushes Fenneko to a table*

Fenneko: Ow. :3

Retsuko: YOU DED *throws Haida outside, into a dumpster that’s on fire, and he dies, press F to pay respects*

Fenneko: You okay?

Retsuko: Yeah. *and then they fuck*

TEH EDN

[miguelcool2000]

Everyone is here!

[sjf-penguin]

Now that Born to Be Alive is over, I can officially call it, if you'll pardon my French, an accident ferroviaire.

In I Will Survive, I could at least support Nick, but ever since the point of his tragic flip-flop in the sequel, there was no one to root for, and then it got worse. While some sequels are good, like Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, and Zootopia 2, many others just fall short and are wastes of time and talent and resources.

No trilogy, please. I had hoped for there to be no trilogy when I wrote this as a draft, but with today’s final page comes news that a trilogy is planned, with the third part to be released on Borba’s personal website beginning approximately the end of 2019. In which, what, Nick will commit suicide after falling in and out of love with three of Judy’s brothers at the same time? I would hope not, but there have been far, far, far worse train wrecks than the 1895 Montparnasse derailment, which, while having a famous photo, killed only one person on the street below.

[bombsoverbagdhad]

Okay so the guy who drew that pro life Zootopia comic has drawn other Zootopia comics and umm...

EXTREMELY CURSED IMAGES