#I will not be sleeping for I just binge watch this and cringe

[spongek-squidge]

ATTENTION TO THE BRITISH

Does anyone else remember that show on CBBC called ‘Wolfblood’ that was literally knock off werewolves with the worst CGI the BBC had to offer (because it was all going towards doctor who naturally) because no one I know watched it and I need someone to tell me I’m not the only damn person to watch this show 😭😭😭

[sh4dys]

Love, love, love » Hansumfella

summary: just some sweet and sappy headcanons

warnings: fluffy fluff , established relationship ofc , fem!reader at some parts (being called a mother to squash)

A/N: someone had asked for black!reader headcanons but as someone who looks like casper the friendly ghost, i highly doubt i’m at place for that </3 so here are some regular generic headcanons for you guys! - and i plan to make an SFW alphabet

-> in my eyes i don’t think he’s huge on pda, but the second he’s alone with you you’re gonna struggle getting away from him. he’ll hold you so tightly and so close to him, it nearly hurts to move

-> he’ll probably use nicknames like “bubba” or “babycakes” as jokes to get you to cringe (unless you think they’re cute), but when he’s serious he’ll use names like “baby”, “babe”, maybe even “princess” or “angel”

-> loves showing you off on stream. he’ll facetime you just so you can say hi to the chat, then proceed to brag amour how amazing of a partner you are

-> if chat ever says anything weird towards you he immediately shuts it down. he’ll let than call him sexy or joke abt him getting back shots, but the second your name gets involved he won’t tolerate it. even if you’re okay with it, he’s not

-> binge watching shows with him is like trying to have a toddler sit still for a movie. you’ll have to bribe him with so many things, eventually just having to put all your body weight atop of him for him to stay somewhat still

-> nearly all his online friends are also your friends. especially jake and johnnie. if he’s ever hanging out with them, you’re most likely there too

-> he swears squash loves you more than him, making him a bit petty when you’re holding him in your arms.

“you do know that’s my son, right?”

“yes? i’m his mother, y’know..”

-> at the end of the day after his streams he’ll make sure you ate, took care of yourself, all that stuff. if you’ve had a rough day he’ll go the extra mile to tuck you into bed and let you get a good nights sleep

-> overall i think he’s just like the most chill boyfriend to have, you don’t have to worry about much since he’ll barely acknowledge another person as long as he’s with you

[bradshawsvinyl]

Frank Castle x girly reader headcannons

•Frank loves watching you try out new outfits.

•He is always reminding you to take off your makeup after a long day. He knows how much you HATE sleeping in your makeup and how it is basically a cardinal sin.

•Goes FERAL whenever you wear a matching pajama set to bed. He thinks it’s the cutest thing ever. (and it may or may not turn him on.)

•Thinks it’s the cutest thing ever when he finds you sat up in bed reading a book with a face mask on.

•Always waits for you at the nail/hair salon. It doesn’t matter if your appointment takes 30 minutes or four hours, he will be sitting in the little waiting area flipping through old magazines. (he also pays)

•If he’s up early for a run or because he can’t sleep, he will return home with your favorite coffee for when you wake up.

•Loves watching you pamper yourself and do your little routines.

•Will listen to insane amounts of Taylor Swift with you. (He pretends he doesn’t like it but you know he secretly does.)

•Takes a pilates class with you and fails miserably. Let’s just say he has a newfound respect for your strength.

•Buys you your favorite flowers once a week.

•Gets you perfume or jewelry for your birthday or anniversary.

•Cringes when you make him try matcha.

•Gets incredibly turned on whenever you wear a sundress. (Pls comment your idea of a sundress i need to know)

•Will follow you around the mall for hours.

•Will take all of your instagram photos.

•Binge watches Sex and the City with you.

[lyrakanefanatic]

Tig character hcs except this time it’s not their kids and just them!!

- I just KNOW the hawthornes made vines, and then Nash would have to be the one to edit and record them all 💀💀

- max used to make taylor swift music videos and then have her brother record them (yes, she has a brother that’s mentioned like once in the first book 💀💀)

- Avery is taller than libby by like 🤏 much

- Jameson “hates” cats but pets every cat he sees

- Libby used to make baking tutorials when she was 12

- Xander met maxs parents once and then was traumatized by them ever since (he’s scared of them)

- grayson has a 7 step skincare routine

- Xander once tried to surprise tackle nash but accidentally gave him a concussion so he was banned from doing that for a couple months 💀

- avery and Jameson have movie marathons that consists of eating Libby’s desserts and binge watching classics (or horror movies)

- grayson has a light blue skincare fridge

- when xander was little he tried to smuggle candy so he could eat it late at night and then they got maggots living in his room after that 💀

- Tobias was soooo mad

- libby has fed more cupcakes than she would like to admit to tiramisu

- thea used to have “fashion runway shows” in her bedroom, which meant wearing 748248 different pieces of clothes ontop of one another, and somehow managed to convince little xander to do it with her

- he still has the photos to haunt him to this day

- Grayson will NEVER EVER EVERRR admit it, but he likes rom coms. So sometimes, when it’s late at night and everybody else is asleep, he will binge watch a romcom or two. It’s his guilty pleasure and as much as he pretends to hate them and gaslights himself into thinking they’re cringe, he still loves them

- Rebecca never really got much attention from her mother, but sometimes Tobias would spend the day with her and show her cool puzzles. She would always look forward to those days, as it’s the one time she doesn’t have to worry about pleasing Emily (💔)

- Nash definitely had a girlfriend when he was 13 and when they broke up he started wearing all black and turned emo for two weeks. When his little brothers started catching on and asking Tobias what happened, he would just say “nash is going through a phase 😇”

- before Jameson learned Latin, he learned all the bad words and then started saying them to EVERYBODY (Tobias shut it down pretty quickly, but then they had to actually learn Latin so there wasn’t much Tobias could really do about it 💀)

- max almost died once because she decided to go ham on the pills that her parents had on the top cabinets

- Avery watched every single chipmunks movie about a million times because her mom used to think they were HILARIOUS

- when Gigi was little, she was sooo clumsy and would break everything, so it got to a point where even when Savannah would accidentally break a vase or something gigi would still get the blame for it 💀

- Grayson chased Jameson around the house with a knife once

- when they were little the Hawthornes would take April fools sooo seriously, which meant multiple things exploding, whipped cream being thrown in peoples faces, and just so much more chaos

- xander was a slime kid when he was little. He would have sooo much slime and would be constantly making it, and he also tried to do those “making slime without glue” things 💀

- when Avery was born and Libby saw her as a baby, she was so happy and was crying because she’s always wanted a little sister 💖💖:(

- max had a dream one time where Xander cheated on her so she called him crying at 2:54 AM while being half asleep and shouting about how he could do this to her

- she hung up not long after that and went back to sleep, but when she woke up she realized it was a dream (she still gets made fun of for it by xander to this day)

- xander asks libby if she can make him blueberry and lemon scones because they’re “better when she makes it” 🫶🫶

- when Rebecca and Xander were little, they tried storing WILD ANIMALS under xanders bed because they wanted a zoo 💀

- one of the animals ate through the walls, so that’s how Tobias found out

Okay I think that’s all!!! Lmk if u want me to do more, bc it’s actually rlly fun lmao

[narinni]

Hi can you write a Jerma x reader where the reader hates thunderstorms and gets cute and cuddly together with him and he helps distract them from the storm? <3

help this was so much fun to write, literally so cute

Thunderstorms and TV

The entire night went by so fast. As nervous as you where when you first arrived at Jeremy’s house, you relaxed quickly. Something about his presence had always been so comforting to you. Seeing as tonight was only the second time you’ve spent the night together, and the first time you’ve slept at his home, you would should’ve felt jittery. But not tonight. It seemed as if everything was rolling along easily. Throughout the course of the night you played video games, played with Otto, and binged several movies. Jeremy even cooked for you, which was rare seeing as you where usually the one to cook. Everything seemed perfect, like a fantasy. Nothing could go wrong. You shifted closer to Jeremy as the two of you watched another movie together. He seemed almost too immerced in the movie to notice, but seconds later he slings an arm on the top of the couch, just above your head. You release a deep breath, feeling as content as can be. Just then you hear a loud crack tearing you from your bliss. Your head twitches in the direction of the sound, looking out of the window into the darkness outside. You see a bright light flash, the hear another crack. You where having too much fun with Jeremy to hear the rumbling of the sky, foreshadowing a stormy night. Your heart sinks into your chest, and you try to distract yourself by turning to watch the movie. You don’t get very far before hear another obnoxious snap. The anxiety building in the pit of your stomach rises. How embarrassing. Despite being relatively open with Jeremy, you have yet to tell him of your fear of thunderstorms. It’s the flashing light and the unexpected but loud claps that makes cortisole pump through your system. You cringe at the idea of Jeremy seeing you scared of thunder. As you think, Jeremy shifts his attention over to you. You moved away from him ever so slightly, which he took notice of. Your hushed, but panicked expression and your wide eyes darting around the room, is something he also took notice of. He quickly put the pieces together and decides to take action. He leans closer to you and places his hand on your shoulder, which he now noticed was trembling.

“You okay?” The sincerity in his voice almost empowered you enough to lie and confidently say you where fine, but another, louder crack of lightning leaves you shaken. You can only respond with a, “Y-yeah”, your voice cracking halfway in between. You mentally ridiculed yourself for how pathetic you sounded. Jeremy’s heart ached a little when he heard your response. He knows your lying, and asks again, “Baby, are you sure you’re okay? You know you can tell me”, with the hand grasping your shoulder, he uses his thumb to stroke it. You look down in shame as your cheeks begin to flush.

“I…No, not really, I just…dont like thunder” Your voice wavers and your cheeks flush harder. Jeremy’s face softens, and you swear he almost coos.

“I’m sorry baby”, his eyes trail around the room in thought, “I’ll make you feel better. Promise”. You look up at him in curiosity, and he takes the opportunity to pull you close to him. You’re not used to being so close to him, and you stiffen like a board under his touch, but your body soon relaxes as he guides your head to his shoulder. His arms encase your body, and you can feel the warmth radiating from his body. His head turns to yours and you look up at him, only to be met with his lips pecking your forehead. The sensation melts your anxiety away and you feel almost as if you’re sinking into him. You can hear the steady rythm of his heartbeat, it’s so loud against your ears that it almost completely block out the sound of the thunder. Like a lullaby, his heartbeat, and the occasional stroking of your hair lulls you to sleep, and you find it almost impossible to keep your eyes open. As you drift off to sleep in Jeremy’s arms, he looks down at you. Adoration swells in his chest, and he’s almost proud that he was able to quell your fears. He rests his head on top of yours and follows you to sleep. As you drift further into sleep, you are met with a rather heartwarming thought: Maybe the thunder isn’t so scary when he’s with you.

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ONE TIME THING - BELLA RAMSEY (part4)

Pictures above are not mine

Summary: unbeknownst to you, you meet actor Bella Ramsey. You two hit it off but your paths lead two different directions.

Bella Ramsey x female reader

Warnings: none

Taglist: @evieguhbyebroski @amberputh @just-here-to-read-fanfictions @assgardangod @eddiesgirlsblog @obsessedmunson @guacala

I used she/them pronouns for Bella.

A/N NOT PROOFREAD

Part one ⬇️

★★

You were embarrassed to admit you spent your free time checking to see if Bella had left you any more text messages, and that maybe your notifications weren't working. And when you seen that they hadn't, you spent your time re-reading your conversation with them.

It was just a one time thing, get yourself together!

You spent a lot of time thinking about how they might possibly see you. You feared Bella saw you as just another fan, gave you their number out of politeness, felt bad for you even. Or maybe just another girl who worked at a café.

In the short time you had known Bella, you had stalked all their social media accounts, watched countless of their interviews and binge watched every short film they were in and their new tv show, 'The Last of Us'

It doesn't take a person long to realize the amount of love and popularity the show holds around the world. Your prior unfamiliarity towards the show and Bella's career made you cringe when you thought of it. You hoped Bella didn't take offense.

Despite Bella almost always being on your mind, you managed to keep your days productive. Weather it be scrubbing your entire home or getting some exercise into your daily routine, you would make it your mission to spend your holidays off from work trying to sort out your life. You lead a good life for a nineteen year old, you didn't want to ruin that by getting sick or lazy.

Today you managed to head down to the small gym in your area. You ended up meeting an old friend and made plans to catch up. His name was Ethan. He was the kind of friend you don't remember exactly when you became friends with, like the two of you knew each other before you realized it.

After, you spent time responding to emails that you really should not have ignored, and rearranged the furniture in your living room to create more space.

The days activities were rewarded with a good sleep that came to you easily.

★ ★ ★

Bella woke up with the largest smile adorning their face. No matter how they tried, it always crept back once they remembered her.

Her face. Her smile. Her hair. The vague scent of her perfume.

Sadly they didn't get much time to visit the café which she worked at again. If they didn't have an in- person interview, they had an online one. If they didn't have any type of interview, thay had a zoom call. If they were completely free form work, they had their studies.

There was one time however, one time where they had just enough time to stop by for a quick glance at her face, but they were surrounded by paparazzi and fans, when they finally reached outside the café a little voice in the back of their mind discouraged them from walking inside. They might see y/n laughing with a customer or a coworker and all Bella could think about was how they would only be interrupting, a burden that y/n didn't need nor want.

Bella didn't even have any of her social media accounts to stalk. Believe them they tried numerous times, typing in the name and finding hundreds of accounts all belonging to the wrong person. Bella had only gotten her first name, finding any of her social media would be near impossible.

Bella had contemplated messaging her many times after. In truth they didn't know what to say, were they supposed to say anything at all or was it just a one time thing? Bella knew one thing, and it was that they definitely wanted to see her again.

★ ★

No one likes going to their workplace when they aren't actually working, but when your very kind coworker whom you owe one too many favours to, asks you so nicely...

You can't really say no.

The minute you sat yourself down on the couch and your feet just touched the ground, you were up in a second once more.

Conscious of time you grabbed your purse and phone in a hurry, once you were certain your house was locked you made your way to the street. You sped in a B line direction for the man getting out of the taxi a few paces away. You waved a signal hopeful the driver would see it as you jogged.

"hey, would it be possible to get to Cafferey's dry cleaners before It closes. It's an emergency. " You tripped over your words as you tried to regain your breath. You slid into the backseat.

The driver looked at you from the mirror.

"for an emergency? Of course. " By his accent you guessed he was from Northern Ireland. The driver smiled at you. Not a smile that made you uncomfortable, one that eased your nerves just the smallest bit. You smiled back as you pushed your hair away from your face.

You played with your fingers as you looked at the time on your phone every few moments. You cursed all the other traffic on the road for delaying you.

When you reached the small building you practically sprung from the vehicle. The building was grey and blended in almost completely with all the other buildings surrounding it if not for the bold black lettering reading, 'Cafferey's dry cleaners!'

The couple who ran the business were nice and always happy to have a conversation with whoever walked in. Thankfully, Rita, noticed your state of stress and didn't keep you long. She smiled when she handed you the bag, making a comment about how you got here just in time before they closed for the evening. When the bag was in your hands you felt weight be lifted from your shoulders like a curse being broken.

Just as your taxi driver had promised, he remained outside the building. You quickly made your way back to the car to avoid keeping him waiting. You told him which street the café resided on and sunk back into the leather seats.

Releasing a breath you smiled as you watched the window.

★ ★ ★

Bella couldn't sit around their apartment anymore. If they couldn't see y/n on social media, they would see her in person, real life.

They didn't know where she lived or where y/n's regular spot might be, they did however know her workplace. They last time Bella visited, they had managed to get her name and give y/n their number. Bella only prayed she was working today.

When y/n's face flashed in Bella's mind for the hundredth time today, it was the last straw for them.

Bella needed to see her. Even just her face through the window.

Wasting no time, Bella walked swifty out of the apartment and onto the street to get a taxi. Luck was on their side as a taxi arrived almost immediately.

"hi, how are you. Burr & co café. On Bernard Street. Please."

"a popular spot that must be. I'm only after coming from there." The driver laughed.

"oh really? What a coincidence." Bella paid no mind as they put on their seatbelt.

"it is indeed."

Bella recognized the drivers accent as Northern Irish instantly. Trying to be polite as possible they engaged in small talk as best they could. Their knee wouldn't stop bouncing no matter how hard they tried to calm it.

The café was relatively close so the drive was quick. Bella took a breath of the fresh air once the stepped out of the car. The breeze gently blowed their hair back.

Rubbing their hands up and down their thighs as a means to steady their nerves, Bella moved towards the café door after their moment of contemplation.

The café was loud with chatter and laughing so no one payed any mind once the door opened.

Bella's eyes immediately searched the entire room for you.

They recognized your figure instantly even with your back facing them.

That's when their heart began beating faster, it's thumping echoed in their ears. Hands by their sides as their fingers wiggled in anticipation the closer they got to you.

★ ★

"Oh y/n I love you so much! Thank you thank you thank you!" Emma squealed once she seen you arrive with the bag in hand. Running from their spot behind the counter you were engulfed in their tight embrace.

"I'm so sorry! I tried getting off but boss wouldn't -you must of been in such a panic-im so sorry-!"

You cut off Emma's ramble. You rested your hand on her shoulders and smiled assuringlly at her. Sure the task was stressful but you would do it for Emma.

"it's fine, I promise. No need to worry."

In your head the stress was worth it if it meant Emma would still be able to go on her first ever date.

"let me grab you something to eat, on me." Emma took your hand and lead you to the counter where she was previously.

"it's fine I already -"

"nonsense." Emma cut you off immediately. You knew there was no point fighting with her, so you left her to do what she needed whilst you read the menu that hung up above you.

Your eyebrows raised slightly as you read some of the prices.

Smoothies, hot beverages, cake-

"I'm relieved that your here and I didn't end up wasting my time."

You were startled slightly by the familiar voice behind you. Turning around to see who it was you were pleasantly surprised to find Bella looking right back at you.

You couldn't hide your shock at seeing them here. With your eyes widened in disbelief and your jaw slacked you must of looked as though you had just seen a ghost.

It took you a moment to regain your composure.

"hey Bella-wasn't expecting to see you."

Bella grinned. You watched as their eyes took you in. This was the first time they had seen you in your more casual clothes as they only seen you at work, or when you were on your way to work which is how you two first met.

You wore blue cuffed jeans, old nearly falling apart air force 1's and a Metallica band t-shirt. Your hair was tied half up half down, and your wrists were littered with bracelets. The weather was nice and you weren't going anywhere important so you didn't feel the need to dress fancy.

As Bella examined you, you examined them. They wore straight black trousers that were rolled up at the bottom,a white opened shirt with a white top underneath. You noticed they also wore the same cap as they did when you first met them on the bus. Bello wore a colourful beaded bracelet and two silver rings on their left hand. You had to admit, they looked really good.

"are you working?"

Bella was the first to break the silence.

"nope, just owed a friend a favor. That's all. I got some time off actually. More time for studying and all that stuff." You scratched the back of your neck, you were no good at small talk, you hoped it wasn't obvious. You knew you were lying too, you wouldn't spend the entirety of your free time studying.

"oh really?" Bella's smile widened. "I'm free for the next couple of days too!"

Your eyebrows rose. You didn't know much about acting or an actors career, but everyone made it seem like the most time consuming job out there. Not to mention what were the chances of both bella and you being free at the same time.

"God's work at it's finest."

Fucking. Weirdo.

Who says that?

Fuck. Me .

You were panicking. It's been so long since a person has made you feel the way Bella was making you feel: all nervous and giddy. You wanted to impress them and make them smile constantly. It was sickening.

Bella giggled.

That sweet sound you heard in many of their interviews. Typically ones with Pedro Pascal.

You made them giggle.

"I suppose it is"

Something about Bella's grin and they way their eyes looked into yours, it made you feel like all your insides were spinning-but in a good way.

★ ★ ★

Bella could admire you for years without ever getting bored.

The relief and excitement they felt from seeing you in that café-

You looked so perfect.

The way your hair was away from your face, how your clothes fit your body perfectly. You were a picture that deserved to be framed for the whole world to see.

"hey Bella-wasn't expecting to see you."

When you spoke all they could do was smile as their eyes took you in. When they realized they had been staring they were quick to escape their trance. Their grin broadened once they seen you also examining them. A small bubbling feeling of pride swelled inside them.

"are you working?"

"nope, just owed a friend a favor. That's all. I got some time off actually. More time for studying and all that stuff." Bella watched as you rubbed the back of your neck, they really hoped they weren't making you uncomfortable.

"oh really?" Bella's smile widened. "I'm free for the next couple of days too!"

All Bella could think about was how grateful they were that they came to see you today.

"God's work at it's finest."

Bella's lip quirked just the tiniest bit. They looked right into your eyes, their smile gradually widening until the giggle they were trying to suppress escaped their lips.

"I suppose it is" Was all Bella managed to say.

The conversation began to die down. Unbeknownst to Bella, your mind was also racing with topics to talk about and conversation starters just as theirs was.

★ ★

As you contemplated what to say next a flash coming from outside caught your eye. A man, paparazzi presumably, stood across the street with a camera in hand covering his face as he took multiple photos.

It never occured to you just how creepy paparazzi were and they weren't even taking pictures of you, but of Bella. You felt a bit of pity, surely that must get annoying.

When Bella saw your attention was focused outside, they turned to see what you were seeing. It didn't take them long to figure it out.

"shit!" You faintly heard them whisper more to them-self than you. You felt Bella grab onto your hand as they lead you behind them further into the café, out of view from the camera.

"I'm so sorry!"

Bella rubbed her thumb in circle's against the skin of your hand to offer comfort to the both of you.

"it's fine" you reassured them.

Bella seemed relieved at you un-bothered attitude.

They smiled at you but you couldn't find it in yourself to smile back when a thought downed on you.

"more will come. You should probably get going."

You hid your own disappointment behind an apologetic smile. You didn't really want them to leave but you knew more people would surely show up.

"I'll be fine. I promise. I wanted to see you and since we're both free for the next few days-"

"Bella this is so weird, you know that?" You laughed. "we met on a bus, your still pretty much a stranger to me, we keep meeting at my workplace,-"

"Spend the afternoon with me"

Bella cut you off from saying anything else.

"what? Bella did you not hear anything I just said-"

"spend the afternoon with me and I'll tell you everything you want to know about me. I would also like to know everything about you"

Never had you been put in a situation like this before.

It was hard to think straight with Bella looking at you, silently pleading that you'll accept their offer, the smile on her face, the feeling of your hands still being held by theirs. It was all so much.

"I don't know-"

"please-"

"I need to shower and-"

"we can meet somewhere, I'll text you an address-"

You turned you head to the direction of Emma calling you over with the food she said she would get for you.

You quickly turned back to Bella.

You sighed seeing their puppy dog eyes.

You closed your eyes as you tried to reason with yourself. You knew well that if you didn't go you would only regret it.

"fine-"

"great!-"

"fuck this is so weird." You rubbed your hand across your forehead. Your eyes were closed but you could hear Bella's laugh.

"you'll have fun. I promise."

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[indristian]

More weirdly specific König Headcanons

By an austrian for an austrian character

He can hide how drunk he is pretty well, doesn't really start slurring his words and can hold deep conversations, the gig is over as soon as he stands up tho. He starts swaying pretty badly and has walked into more than one lamppost while intoxicated. Has apologized to every lamppost so far much to the amusement of everyone watching.

He isn't very religious but if someone starts praying the rosary in German his autopilot kicks in and he joins in. Same with certain church songs.

Started smoking at age 16 (don't worry, that was the legal age for smoking until like 5 years ago, then the gov changed it to 18) and regularly tries to quit. Nowadays he mostly smokes when stressed or drunk.

Tries to make everyone on his team say "Oachkatzlschwoaf" (means tail of a squirrel in an austrian dialect), refuses to tell anyone the English meaning bc he can't pronounce the word squirrel.

He's kinda choosy about the water he drinks. Water quality in austria is really good, so you can drink the tap water in the whole country. So when he's somewhere where the water is "technically" drinkable, but has a chlorine taste he prefers drinking bottled water.

Every new years eve at midnight he listens to the blue danube waltz, as is tradition in Austria.

There's a pocket in his tac vest that's reserved for Manner Schnitten. The people that saw something pink sticking out of his vest and made fun of him for it never get offered any when he opens a pack.

(Thanks to @court-of-fairytales for reminding me the Sissi movies exist) He has seen all of the movies, in theory, but the only times he has really seen them when he and his friends/teammates were "Sissi saufen" (saufen meaning drinking/binge drinking). It's a drinking game, mostly played around Christmas and new year, where you watch the 3 movies back to back and everytime someone in the movie says "your majesty" everyone has to stand up, say "long live the empress" and take a shot. Last man standing is the winner.

Has no visible tattoos but there's an AMA Gütesiegel stamp on his right buttcheek.

Kinds nsfw: Has absolutely quoted the "Ich will hinten rein!" ("I want in the back!" just with a lot more homoerotic implications) line when asked where he wanted to sit in a car and has gotten strange looks every time. (The movie this reference is from: (T)Raumschiff Surprise)

Kinda nsfw: He really likes talking to people in German (even if they don't really understand him) or teaching someone german words or phrases. The only thing he really hates is dirty talk in german, he'll do it if someone he's sleeping with requests it but he'll keep his face out of their sight bc he'll be 1000% be cringing.

Translates a lot of phrases literally bc the English equivalent "just doesn't have the right feel". Ends up saying things like "They look like a parcel someone ordered but never picked up", "They look like Bambi on stilts", "They have to pay attention like a clothes/shoe maker" ("aufpassen wie ein Haftelmacher", I know it as "aufpassen wie ein Haftelpitscher" but Google doesn't know it 😔) or "It's raining like the sky/like heaven is open".

Every time he sees someone with a Red Bull in their hand he has to resist the urge to say "You know, that's an austrian brand!"

The headcanons just keep coming!

And tbh after the last part I'm really tempted to make a playlist or a post compiling german songs König would get stuck in his head/would listen to. If anyone's interested please tell me!

Part one

Part two

Part four

Part five

Part six

[kloverbl0ssomz]

Clover hcs because I hate this stupid goober /pos

(inspired by @hallway-hunt !!)

- Aries (April 4)

- Non-binary, they/she prns

- first saw Tohru in Burgeria, fell in love almost immediately

- Besties with Scooter and Tohru, eventually Tohru and Clover started dating and Scooter was just like a wingman

- very stupid at times, but also smart sometimes, like she could literally tell you what the answer to the hardest math question but wouldn't know where Russia is on a map

- lactose intolerant. this was thought up by a friend of mine and it has never left my mind since.

- sometimes helps Marty at Burgeria when Rita isn't available

- has broken her drumsticks once (this actually happened to me once I genuinely don't know what happened)

- fav music genre is definitely rock, but listens to vocaloid and j-pop too because of Tohru (they secretly liked it)

- really energetic like REALLY. You could like see her running around in her room at 12 am before she went to sleep

- tried learning Japanese on Duolingo once, lost her daily streak and quit

- has said "konnichiwassup" once, offended Tohru and stopped

- has binge watched skibidi toilet with Tohru as a joke at one point. Cringed on the outside but secretly enjoyed it within- had a dsmp phase with Tohru, stopped having it because of the many allegations and controversies lmao (it annoyed the hell out of scooter)

- spells on British English (Tohru and Scooter are HORRIFIED of how she spells color)

- definitely a murder drones fan

- and lastly, she gets into many accidents but some how is still perfectly fine after them

should I do tohru next

[samantitheos]

Weekly Tag Wednesday

AND IT'S STILL WEDNESDAY (a first). Thank you @blue-disco-lights and @wehangout for the tag. <3

Name and A03 handle: sam / ms_gallavich [cringe]

Current Location: living room couch in my new apartment. the upgrade from my last apartment is actually insane. i'm quite pleased.

Favourite picrew: any one in which i am channelling my lord and saviour, mickey milkovich. par exemple:

What's one thing you want in a picrew? uhh...good piercing options?

Favourite thing you’ve created (or seen created) for the fandom? as cringe as it is now several years removed, i was at one time one half of a very elaborate long-form mickey/ian rp on instagram that we regularly maintained throughout most of the "dark years" (2017-2019) when we thought s07e11 was the last time we'd ever see gallavich on screen. i feel like it brought a wide swath of the fandom together at that time, and it was a lot of fun.

less cringe, i like these two embroideries lol.

Why is it your favourite? gallavich embroidery got me through the pandemic lockdowns tbh. i taught myself stitches watching youtube videos and would work on pieces while binge watching different shows. (remember tiger king and squid games? lol. wild. feels like a lifetime ago.) made me feel at least semi-productive. also i love skeletons, so obvi that one is dear to me lol.

Did it come easily or was it hard to create? i am straight garbage at doing the lettering. i also rip out and restitch sections a lot.

Last ao3 fic you commented on? definitely left an unhinged comment on @suzy-queued's A Song Only You Can Hear fairly recently.

Biggest WIP heartache you’ve ever experienced? Grayola's Things Beyond Mistake was a punch to the tit, i won't lie. and i walked into anomalously's Promised Land with eyes wide open, knowing it was abandoned, and yet... 🥲i'm still subscribed to about 20 others i am still holding out hope for... 🥲🥲

Favourite trope or head cannon you like included in a fanfic? it would probably be easier to name the tropes i don't like lol. love a good soulmate fic. and got to love "only one bed" hehe. slow burn and friends to lovers/mutual pinning too. just inject that straight into my veins.

Least favourite? i wouldn't say it's a trope, but i strongly dislike fics where they sleep with other people. don't care for mpreg either. or mcd (unless its something supernatural wherein they are only dead temporarily -- then i love it).

Secret or surprising kink or trope? most surprising would be abo (minus the mpreg), since i had never even heard of it until about a year after i started reading fic. thank god for that comprehensive abo primer on a03 lol.

Describe how you feel after you’ve created something new? "i'm deleting this 30 seconds after i post unless someone likes it"

Top hype man you have that always helps you get across the finish line: i'm a lone wolf these days.

It's been a bad day, you turn to the fandom and you _____? start rereading something old written by one of my og favs.

(e.g., @loftec, @wehangout, @goodkwuestion, @gallavichy, @palepinkgoat,

@beckyharvey29, @the-rat-wins, @biblionerd07, @crimson-bebop, @captainjowl,

andchaos, mellow_yellow, MintSauce, Violet_Jones, lilbatfacedgirl, romanticalgirl, anomalously, horror_business, 09cityskylight, so many more that i missing that i now have anxiety lmaoooo)

Tagging a few people and extending the invite to anyone who would like to play. <3 @jademickian @transsexual-dandelions @ms-moonlight-inn @mickeym4ndy @sweetbee78

[altbite]

König Headcanons *Holiday Edition*

Something i thought about when going to bed. I’ll do Halloween and Christmas first. I might do this and the rest as 141 headcanons. 

Also very Konig x GN!Reader + some random 141 headcanons

Platonic and Romantic

Halloween

Not into it that much. Both the kids version and the adult version.

He isn’t a drinker so he’s never gone out on Halloween (me too bestie)

He feels too old for Halloween like decorations and trick or treating, plus his size would definitely scare some kids.

If you love Halloween, you will make him join in. You will go shopping for decorations that will be around 365 days a year. 

At first, he just kinda watches you fawn at all the stuff but you kept asking for his opinions on things that he eventually started planning where all these decorations would be placed.

You tried so hard to convince him to dress up for Halloween. He protested. A LOT. He already wasn’t a fan of horror, considering his job so he really didn’t to bring it outside work. A few weeks of nagging and suggestions, and somehow you convinced him.

If you were at base, you and the taskforce threw a Halloween party and everyone dressed up and everyone got wasted. 

The morning after was the quietest the base has ever been and Price enjoyed the peace. If he felt like being a dick, he definitely made everyone get up for training. 

If you were at home (you two share a place), you would definitely get dressed and give out candy. You made sure Konig always stood behind you towering you to spook the kids a little. They were scared a lot.

You made sure to force him to watch horror movies and he definitely held you through all of it. Man’s can handle war but not some ghosts.

He would be too afraid to go to bed and keep seeing shadows in the corner of the room. Will come to you and beg to sleep with you.

If you drank that night (by yourself or together), he would make sure you got to your bed instead of passing out on the couch.

Christmas

Loves Christmas.

A whore for over decorating.

Everything will be covered in lights. He will have the biggest tree he can find. Goes out of his way to make sure its a real tree instead of a fake one.

Stresses about what presents to get you. He sucks at giving presents but asks for a list so it’s easier. You will also give it willingly after your first Christmas together.

He will try get you everything and more, but you have to remind him not to because you will feel bad. You two definitely had to set some present rules.

He will personalize the card so much. Not the basic “Dear y/n, merry Christmas and a happy new year” bullshit. He will write about his favourite memories and jokes. Writes a list of things he loves about you. There is not a single blank space on that card.

Not much of a cook so you two have a small dinner (bro i know how far and serious Europeans can take Christmas Dinner so nun of that).

Also a whore for Christmas movies. Binges them all. Forces you to watch them, even if they are bad. You enjoy the cringe together though. He definitely pulls some of those Christmas tactics. You find it very sweet 

He gives me pagan vibes, so Christmas follows those pagan traditions (i don’t know much about them and Christmas so I will leave it here and up to you)

If he is close with his family, he will bring you to his parents house and have a celebration together. They love you and you are relieved. Konig is very happy about it too.

If you are close to your family, you do the same. Your family will be shocked at the his size but love him wholesomely. He gets very shy about his movement and is afraid he might do something wrong. It takes some reassurance that they adore him.

If you don’t like Christmas for reasons, he will be very gentle about it. He will try to slowly get you into it and eventually you do appreciate it only because you love him and you try for him.

He gets you at least one special present, something very personal you can carry and keep with you, especially if you two work together. He would definitely get you an engraved combat knife.

You do the same for him. If you give gifts, you want them to have meaning.

You two also get each other Lego and spend Christmas day building them while listening to music.

Oddly, not much of a Christmas music guy. There’s a few notable bops he enjoys but wouldn’t listen to it a whole lot.

Christmas morning, he gets very excited about waking up and opening presents. After coffee of course.

Also a sucker for staying in bed and cuddling (romantic)

Or will go to your room, wake you up and sit on the floor, talking your head off til you get up (platonic)

If you two are spending Christmas on base, all of the above applies but more minimal. 

Again, there will be a Christmas party and everyone will be drunk. 

You all do a secret santa but it doesn’t stay so secret (blame soap)

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So there’s definitely more i want to add, but its very much 141 headcanons so that will be a separate post! Let me know you if you want more.

[emojellyace08]

Lookism Random Headcannons (Because why not?)

Read the recent chapter recently and I am excited about the King of Soul's entrance (if ever)

Daniel watches anime since he thinks it's more entertaining than dramas. At some point he also wanted to become a manga artist but quickly gave up on it. His favorite is probably the classics (Naruto, One Piece, One Punch Man, DBZ, and he also likes the recent ones.)

Zack and Johan used to watch WWE matches together while Mira scolds them that they scream too loud when they're watching Royal Rumble lmao.

Undertaker was Johan's favorite WWE wrestler but thinking about it makes Johan embarrassed since he doesn't want to be seen as an edge lord or "emo or a goth" lol. Zack Lee's favorites are probably Edge, Brock Lesnar, and Randy Orton (idk I watch a little bit of WWE in my free time don't blame me).

Since Jay lived mostly alone in his apartment for who knows how long, he was thought by his butler to cook his own food since he doesn't really want to depend on them fully and make them exhausted. (Plus he's mostly bored, so why not cook and bake?) He almost burned his apartment once trying to fry an egg at first.

Hudson might not admit it but he also binges anime like Daniel. He believes that Makima sucks and the ones who defends her are simps (I mean she's a well written antagonist but her personality is a no).

Goo Kim = Cat Girl/ Cat Boy enthusiast (likes wearing low-budgeted cosplays A LOT for his own entertainment).

Goo Kim had stolen Gun's credit cards for his own shopping spree. Not once, not twice, but MANY TIMES.

Samuel might not admit it but he actually likes Jake and Big Deal. He just keeps denying it because of his ego issues.

Jerry had once owned a winter dwarf pet hamster. He properly took care for it for like 2 years and named her Bisky. But since hamsters have short lifespans, it died later on and he cried and didn't sleep well the following days since he missed her deeply. The shrine of it is still staying still on his backyard and he mostly replaces the flowers everyday or i he's not busy to pay tribute to her.

Daniel wanted to learn how to play the guitar or a ukulele but since his mom was struggling with their budget he cannot ask her to buy him one.

Jay can play drums (and teaches Daniel when having sleep overs!)

Mary can play bass and a little bit of guitar. And she secretly listens to rock, metal, and the alternative style of music since she doesn't want to be teased as emo by Vin the asshole lmao.

Avril Lavigne is the reason why Mary dyed her hair blonde you can't change my mind (not forcing you but listen to her music IT'S SO GOOD). She would like to have a friend (if not a girl friend not a girlfriend) who shares the same music taste with her to start a band.

Zack and Vin Jin used to bully kids on Roblox to boost their ego (Zack stopped because of his character development but probably Vin still does it lol).

Younger Kouji had once ate lots of candies and sweets to be "smart like L" from Death Note but almost got diabetes.

Gun and DG wears lip balms to keep their lips plump and smooth. DG had once teased Gun about being a model while Gun just smirks about it.

Mira SECRETLY LIKES Ayesha Erotica's music because of the edits on TikTok but since it's mostly explicit she's refraining to add her compositions on her Spotify playlists.

Since Vasco is mostly hardworking, there are times that he passes the exams (with the help of Jace and other Burn Knuckle members). But he just cannot push himself more to pass the Mathematics exams.

Eli had once tried to kiss Warren after their fight because of his innocence and curiosity before all the Hostel Drama. (I personally don't ship them but I just feel like it's something past Eli would do). They both cringe when they both remember it.

Doo Lee was once a Twitter influencer but because of his past dramas he was cancelled in social media.

Jibeom accidentally smashed Jihan's face when they were little when they are trying to imitate WWE stunts. Jichang was surprised to see his little brother's teeth getting cracked and falling off and he just didn't cried (it was Jibeom who shed tears because of guilt lol).

Crystal is a big fan of "vintage-core" or everything around the older eras because she believes that it doesn't only represents the beauty and evolution of human pop-culture but it also represents history. She always won on auctions to buy antique stuff and mostly donate it on museums to preserve it's structure while she kept some on her room. She almost got canceled by bidding on an authentic Marilyn Monroe's lipstick but she later on posted on Twitter that she donated it on a museum (which is not a fake news).

Gun doesn't eat too much fast-food products because he believes it's unhealthy and has chemicals to make the customers' crave for more (Goo teases him about this by dramatically eating an order of a large McDonald's French Fries in front of his annoyed face).

Ryuhei never kissed a woman in his life because of his nervousness. He secretly was weirded out by it so he lies that he had slept with many women to not be bullied by other people.

Vasco doesn't know how to properly wear a watch and a belt (ngl same I'm that stupid). He also doesn't know how to tie his shoe lace.

Jace prefers dark-chocolate rather than milk or white chocolate. Because he believes that since it has more cocoa content it can boost more of his energy and sharpen his mind and focus especially when taking his exams and quizzes.

Sally's favorite color was purple as she planned to dye her hair with her color of choice with a mix of indigo. But since she's afraid that it won't suit her, she changed her plans and went on to dye her hair with strawberry pink. She didn't expected it to look magnificent on her since Warren complimented her, so after that her favorite color was switched to baby or strawberry pink.

Mitsuki thinks that K-Pop music is cringe but she secretly has BTS, Twice, and Blackpink on her Spotify playlists. Ryuhei found out about this and she was pissed off up until this day lol.

Doo Lee once had a girlfriend who uses him for the money. She later on cheated with a new "handsome and charming" guy and when Doo found out he was FURIOUS. He later on was captured on camera beating the dude and when people found out he was canceled again on social media (pretty privileges never ends). He later on begged Daniel and Duke to make an apology video for him which looks so weird and scripted since Doo was pushing them. But luckily the drama heated down.

Magami Kenta's favorite vape flavors are watermelon, strawberry, and coffee.

Joy is very talented and skilled with nail art and she sells her products in a decent price even if it's REALLY DETAILED and well-crafted.

Sinu Han is a COMIC BOY FAN. Whether it's DC Comics, Marvel Comics, or even manga he's going to buy it. He later on posted on Twitter about how Gojo shouldn't have died since he relates to him so much (he was later on bullied by Samuel that he sounds like a weeb lmao).

[dropout-if]

“ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” + Travis?

Travis + 152: “Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night.”

From this ask game!

It wasn’t weird for Travis to stay up at ungodly hours, head buried in a textbook, jittery after spending the entire evening chugging energy drinks. His family’s red tabby cat had since grown bored of pawing and dropping Travis’ pens—only for Travis to pick them up, pat Byron absentmindedly, and return to the task at hand. Since the feline had abandoned the comfort of his owner’s room, Travis would have counted the number of distractions as cero.

The exception is, of course, for you.

Travis’ broken-screened, quite old smartphone buzzed every once in a while as the student attempted to get through his frankly unhealthy studying session. Travis lifted his head—cringed as he saw the time—he had consistently received and ignored all texts for the past couple of hours. First, it was messages from the group chat, then a few from Uma wondering if Travis was okay, and finally, yours.

You were sleep-deprived, persistent and so, so strange through the phone.

Travis stared at his own, frustration furrowing his brows as yet another notification from you popped up. He sighed, reading the message: ‘What if our dreams are just our brains binge-watching alternate realities?’

Why were the two of you friends? Travis asked himself that often. But not like he does now, mean and rotten and full of years of unspoken baggage. No. Travis wondered about the nature of your friendship fondly, with a contained exasperation that never really dwelled into genuine annoyance.

Travis texted back—resting his eyes, making excuses, certainly not taking a break—before he could help himself: ‘Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night.’

‘Ah, you’re awake! I knew it.’

‘Congrats.’

‘Rude. I had something very important to ask you.’

Travis blinked down at his phone, ‘I doubt it’s important. But go ahead.’

‘If I transformed into a worm—’

‘I will block you.’

‘I was kidding, sheesh!’

‘😑’

‘If I transformed into a donut, would you still find me a hole lot of fun?’

With a groan—holding back a half-amused smile—Travis typed back, ‘[Name], I appreciate our friendship. Sometimes. But can we save the weirdness for daylight hours?’

Almost instantly, a reply appeared: ‘But Travis, I’m bored. You’re bored. It makes sense to entertain each other.’

Travis shook his head, a faint chuckle escaping him. ‘I think our definitions of sense might differ.’

You keyboard-smashed, apparently finding him funny—or amusing, at best.

Travis rolled his eyes, a smirk tugging at the corner of his lips, ‘How does your partner stand you? Or is this some secret brainwashing superpower of yours?’

Your reply came quickly, ‘Oh it’s definitely a superpower, my friend. Embrace the chaos!’

Travis leaned back, considering his message ‘You know, there’s something oddly comforting about your randomness. Even if it makes no sense.’

‘See? I bring joy and confusion to your life,’ you boasted, punctuating the message with a laughing emoji.

Travis couldn't help but grin, a genuine warmth filling him. ‘True, you do.’

[lewishamiltonstuff]

Was tagged by two of my favorite blogs on tumblr to do this. Thank you my beloveds @comraderoscoes and @sirlewishamiltons

name: Hera

sign: I am a Taurus with a Leo Rising bc @takemetoasummereve taught me this and i wanna do her proud 😭

time: 2:06 PM

favorite band/artist: It changes all the time. In fact, i dont have any favorite artist or band because i just enjoy the music. (I WILL DIE FOR XNDA THO)

last movie: OMG I just watched one like a few days ago??? Nope. Can't remember 😭

last show: again, don't remember. I finished GOT a few months ago. And then rewatched Normal People. Good Omens 2 when it came out. Oh wait, i was in the mood for cringe last week so i binged this reality show called Secrets & Sisterhoods and it was fucking awful 😭😭😭😭 (tbf i wanted cringe and i got it)

when I created this blog: 2013? 2014? idk

what I post: LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS (sometimes his husbands like Seb, Bono, Val) and some Mercedes.

other blogs: @f1incorrectquotess and @excerptsfromthepast (just for reblogging etc)

do I get asks: very rarely. tho i would love more so SPAM ME PLEASE 😭😭

followers: 420 (tho i dont understand how the incorrect quotes is already over 500 and i started it a few months ago 😭😭😭😭)

average hours of sleep: 2 to 4 hours

instruments: if only i was talented

what I'm wearing: a long shirt/frock with black tights

dream job: marketing/PR/Communications (in f1, that would be life made for me)

dream trip: the entire world?!!! i really want to travel

favorite song atm: i can't think of a single song. It's like i have never heard a song in my life lmao 😭

tagging @vro0m @l8tof1 @luchitohamilton @lhpics7 and anyone else who would love to do this. No pressure ofc <3

[tweecrushconfessions]

oh-crap-im-almost-an-adult!!

Okay, so let's get one thing straight. I've been using the 'just-a-teenage-girl' card as my get-out-of-jail-free ticket for the better part of my teen years. Late for class? Just a teenage girl who needs her beauty sleep. Room looking like the aftermath of a tornado? Just a teenage girl with an 'artistic temperament'.

However, as the hands of time relentlessly drag me towards the dreaded threshold of adulthood, I find myself quaking in my Doc Martens. Oh the sheer horrors.

First things first, denial seems like a great coping mechanism. I mean, they say age is just a number, right? But my parents have reliably informed me that age, in fact, comes with responsibilities and is not solely for the purpose of upgrading my driving license or getting into rated movies.

Well, I guess I'll have to strategize. Adapt. Overcome. Start talking like a Bear Grylls survivalist, apparently. But seriously, let's explore some options, shall we?

Plan A; Marry a rich man and.. what?

I've been binge-watching way too much crime videos lately, and I may or may not have thought about marrying a super-rich guy and then conveniently 'getting rid of him'. Yes, you read that right. I mean, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to survive in this capitalist society, right? All in the name of self-preservation... and a life of luxury, of course.

Now, hold on! Before you report me to the authorities, let me clarify that this is all hypothetical. This is my desperate mind’s attempt at avoiding adult responsibilities. Trust me, I can barely keep a plant alive (I killed off like two cactuses) , let alone execute a perfect crime. I mean, have you watched Forensic Files? They always get caught. Always.

Besides, just imagine the mess. Me, clumsily trying to navigate a life of high society, rubbing elbows with the CEOs whilst hiding my love for cheap fast food and discount clothing stores, and hiding the fact that I cringe at Elon Musk. Picture me trying to put up with stuffy events when I’d rather be at home, in my pyjamas, watching pirated movies and eating microwaved popcorn. And let's not even talk about the problem of the actual 'getting rid of him' part. Yikes! My apologies to any potential future husbands out there. Rest assured, your lives are safe with me. (Not sure if I'll have one, but just in case..')

Plan B; Run Away and Join the Circus

I'm pretty good at juggling... my school work, sleep schedule, and social life, that is. However, I'm not sure how that translates into juggling balls, flaming torches, or worse, responsibilities!

Plan C: Establishing My Own Country

Now this one's for when the going gets really tough. If all else fails, I might just declare my room a sovereign nation. I mean, it has its own flag (the mess on my floor that vaguely resembles my laundry), a national anthem (my Spotify playlist), and a unique culture (the art of procrastinating and marathoning TV shows).

We'll have our own national holidays, like 'No Homework Day' or 'Ice Cream for Breakfast Day'. And the best part? The rules of the outside world don't apply here. Late for a meeting? You're just abiding by the national custom of 'fashionably late'. Forgot to do your chores? That's alright; in our nation, we believe in natural order, even if it means letting dirty dishes pile up.

Who knows? Maybe I'll find that the adulting life isn't as terrifying as it seems. And until then, don't worry, no rich husbands will be harmed in the survival process. Well, at least not intentionally…But in all seriousness, does anyone know where I can get a 'How to Adult' handbook? Asking for a friend… obviously.

[tatatatatara]

HEY HELLO, GOODNIGHTS

1, 15, 23, 33 and 47 for HouTata? They are so silly, I want to have them both squeezed on my hands while binge-watching a series.

Yesss please do it

1. Describe their first date

I already answered this, so I'll change it into the first date that Tatara invited Houji.

One day, Houji seemed to be quite stressful so Tatara took him to a rooftop of an abandoned building and bought him some beer (blood wine for him) so they can gaze at the city night view together.

15. What songs remind you of their relationship

I don't have one at the moment sorry, I'm bad at song association

23. What are the defining characteristics of their relationship

This is a tough one haha. Understanding and comfortable. In the society, they have to act tough and serious to control their organizations, so I think when being with the other they can relaxed and be themselves, like just chilling and enjoy the other's presence in comfortable silence

33. How do they flirt? Who's the worse flirt?

Houji flirts in a normal amount, but to Tatara it's a lot. He likes flirting with Tatara to see his reactions because making a cold, stoic guy like him flustered is a huge achievement don't you think. But also, most of the time his flirts are too old-fashioned and sappy (he is older than Tatara about 10 years) so it makes Tatara mad too, like "how could you say something that cringe?".

Meanwhile, Tatara is definitely the worse flirt. He has zero dating experience and he did not have much contact with romantic content so he doesn't know how to show that he's attracted to someone.

His closest attempts to flirt/love declaration are something like "I'll kill that annoying neighbor because his music was too loud you couldn't sleep" or "I did the grocery, you don't have to pay me back" or when Houji's sad he's like

47. Do they sleep beside each other

At first, Tatara refused to sleep with him because he's not used to sleeping with somebody else aside from his brother. Sleeping is when he's most vulnerable he won't allow that.

But then he found that Houji's bed is way more comfortable than his, and having someone spoon you is kinda nice, so maybe it is acceptable. Yes, they sleep beside each other because Houji is stubborn enough to convince Tatara.

[felikatze]

Every single time I see a Kingdom Hearts post from you I always think about getting into it but I literally have no clue where or how to start

If you wanna get into Kingdom Hearts, start with Kingdom Hearts 1! Ignore whatever play order people have, release order is always best.

I actually started with Birth By Sleep though. It's a prequel game, so you won't notice the nods it throws to other games, but it's also a great starting point in my opinion. And the gameplay is better than kh1.

KH has basically everything in the PS4 collections, if you have that console. I own the 1.5+2.5 collection, which has everything up to KH3. You can just go down from top to bottom. Every game before KH3 (excluding the mobile games) is included in "The Story So Far" collection.

The switch ports suck ignore them

If you dont wanna play em, watch cutscene compilations or letsplays! It's what I did! the first kh game i ever played myself was kh3. I binged basically the whole series in movie format. There's no shame in it! Lots of people haven't played Chain of Memories, and never will. I still havent beaten all of bbs, or ddd. I've finished like. half. of all kh games at most.

If you want an order from me, let's see if I remember it all!

Kingdom Hearts 1

Re:Chain of Memories

358/2 Days

Kingdom Hearts 2

Birth By Sleep

Re:coded

Dream Drop Distance

Union Cross

Back Cover

0.2 Fragmentary Passage

Kingdom Hearts 3 (including re:mind)

Melody of Memory

Dark Road

The big hurdle here tends to be Union Cross. Some of it is relevant to KH3, but a lot of it came out after kh3, too.

However! There's an easy solution to this now! The Kingdom Hearts Union Cross Fandub! I'd recommend checking out Part 1 of the dub before kh3, and the rest after.

A word of advice: the story of kh isn't nearly as nonsensical or confusing as people make it out to be. If you just follow the games in release order and watch out for Secret Reports and Secret Endings in the games that have them, you'll get it. Even if you don't, the emotional core of the story is much more important than exact lore discussion.

The games are a great emotional journey. Yeah, they're corny, and cringe, but they're honest, and fun, and I have sobbed a fair number of times.

It can be intimidating to get into a series that long, but I recommend taking the plunge!