#I went to connect it to the wifi

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

IM GOING TO START SOBBING- CRUELTY DISHES OUT ITS ADORATION TO ALL WHO FALL WITHIN ITS GAZE, MERCY IS BUT AN ILLUSION IN THE FACE OF WHAT WE PERCIEVE AS AN AGONIZING FATE

I left my computer an hour and a half away for a week long vacation.

I have to write and post on MOBILE for a fucking W E E K

Just say this is the punishment for my hubris okay?????

[goldensunset]

‘the children yearn for the mines’ is a little too real to me bc when i was a kid and my older siblings were trying to get me into pokémon i really never cared to try playing. BUT. i was obsessed with the underground mining minigame in dppt. i used to beg my sister to let me take a turn playing and set it up for me bc i didn’t know how to so i could go mine for gems nonstop until i cleared that entire cave section of glittering wall spots which always made me so sad bc i was having such a great time. i didn’t even understand the significance of what i was doing but 7 year old me was high off of it

[carlyraejepsans]

oh my god I'm living on my own

[cautionszz]

HIII it's me !! 😎 requesting a silly karkat doodle because omg so silly

this little guy's been sitting around in my files for a bit!

[pikslasrce]

its "wishing i could give up smartphone cold-turkey & switch 2 a flip phone forever" hours

[hoodieimp]

GUESS WHO'S GOT A NEW PHONE FOLKS

[hellonoblesky]

I fucking hate my school “Omg don’t worry we’ll get back to you about the wifi connection!!” Yeah ok so unfortunately. I need my computer to work in order to do UNIRONICALLY 90% OF MY FUCKING SCHOOLWORK!!!!

[roadimusprime]

trying not to believe they turnt the Internet off before they left for work. 😒

[diamondsnake7]

Did tumblr straight up eat a bunch of my reblogs

[paladincecil]

I can't wait for next month when I can finally get rid of this garbage internet xD

I consider it a lucky day if I get randomly disconnected 5 times or less. Today and yesterday have been some of the worst I've had in the house. Think the count without exaggeration was somewhere in the 40s over the last 2 days -_-

[fluorescentbrains]

i can't think about how in high school only about 40% of my class actually had a smartphone or i start sweating

[theophagie-remade]

Italy is the place where you can find sanctuary in a random bar to help your friend pirate the books she needs for her dissertation in peace only for the owner to take a liking to you and start talking your ears off about impressionism and his favorite museums

[chuuciae]

reminder to restart your computer every once in a while... it can start acting funky if you don't. to your computer it is like taking a nice warm bath and relaxing and letting itself refresh. just like humans it needs to rest in a nice bubble bath and close its eyes and dream peacefully

[thedarklyblue]

asked my housemate where the router is bc the wifi's been down all day and he said oh you know that global computer outage? spectrum's down. and i was pretty sure that was bullshit.

long story short i found three different routers in this goddamn house and finally figured out the one we've been using and reset it and voila we have wifi again!!! i knew he was wrong. so there. dykes do it better etc etc

[transgendz]

This goal has been met!! Update is a bit late because I'm having issues with our internet connection, anything else received will go towards any bills my check won't cover.

I am the main provider for my two disabled roommates, and I recently got a job after technical issues with my other job resulted in diminished hours and consistently late pay. My new job won't pay for at least a week from noe, and I am still trying to get past checks from the first job.

Our rent ($700) due on the 1st with no grace period, we are behind on bills, I woke up with the internet off yesterday and we are p much broke after getting it turned back on. If my check doesn't come in Monday, we are screwed. And my birthday is about a week from now :( So, help would be very appreciated.

Please dm me for proof or details, I don't mind. I do take commissions and do requests (see above) on my art blog @theartistrans Please check that out!

PP--$C--V--kofi

[creamflix]

gojo satoru x female reader; established relationship, you're married. mentions of alchohol, getting drunk, gojo is drunk. fluff and crack. featuring suguru geto. inspired by this dream i had. — masterlist here ☆

you opened the door to find suguru holding up your completely sloshed husband, gojo satoru, by the shoulders. gojo's bright blue eyes were glassy, his face flushed, and a huge grin spread across his face when he saw you. he nearly toppled forward, but suguru steadied him just in time.

"look who’s back," suguru sighed, rolling his eyes playfully. "he kept talking about needing his 'wifi.' you were the only person i could think of."

gojo lit up even more at the sight of you, slurring, "my wifi! babe, my wifi’s here!"

"your wife, satoru," you laughed, stepping forward and grabbing his hands. "but yes, your wifi’s here."

he threw himself into your arms, clinging to you like you were the last thing tethering him to the earth. "mm, see? knew my wifi would always come back for me," he muttered into your hair. "you’re… so fast, like 5G, even."

"wow, i didn’t know you married a router," suguru snorted, gently helping him settle against you.

you laughed, rubbing soothing circles on gojo’s back. “and here i thought i was just his wife.”

gojo’s eyes suddenly went wide with shock, and he leaned back, looking you dead in the eyes with absolute sincerity. 

"you’re more than wifi. you’re... you're the whole internet." he grabbed your face, squishing your cheeks together. "like, fiber optic. unlimited data."

"okay, okay, i get it," you chuckled, kissing his forehead. “unlimited data and all.”

gojo grinned, totally triumphant, and turned back to suguru with an exaggerated, wobbly point. "see, suguru? i told you she’s the real deal."

"yeah, i got it loud and clear, buddy," suguru said, looking at you with a smirk. “he's all yours.”

“thank you for escorting my data-deprived husband home,” you said, shaking your head with a smile.

“no problem. he spent the entire cab ride showing the driver pictures of you, actually,” suguru replied, amused.

gojo’s face brightened even more, as if he’d just been handed the greatest compliment in the world. “she’s… my favorite picture. no, wait.” he blinked, trying to gather his thoughts, swaying a little. “she’s my wallpaper. like... my home screen.”

you couldn’t help but laugh as suguru tried (and failed) to hold back his own amusement. “you’re a lucky home screen, then. good luck with him.”

after suguru left, you guided gojo to the couch, where he immediately flopped down, reaching for you like a kid needing a hug. you obliged, settling beside him, and he buried his face into your shoulder.

“satoru,” you murmured, gently running your fingers through his hair, “you’re so dramatic when you’re drunk, you know that?”

"it's not drama if it's real,” he said, pulling back just enough to look at you with the most sincere gaze you’d ever seen, despite the fact he could barely keep his eyes open. “like, i knew i wanted wifi in my life, but i had no idea it’d be this strong.”

“oh?” you smirked, leaning in closer. “and what does that mean?”

“it means you’re, like, the only signal i wanna connect to,” he muttered, sighing and nuzzling his head into your neck. 

“like… one bar, two bar, three bars — full signal, only with you.”

you couldn’t stop yourself from laughing at his adorably drunk logic. “you’re too much, you know that?”

he just hummed, eyes closing as he settled against you. “but, babe? promise we’ll never lose connection?”

you held him a little tighter, pressing a soft kiss to the top of his head. “never. as long as you don’t go dropping signals in my house.”

he grinned, letting out a soft, happy sigh. "perfect. ‘cause i’m… gonna marry you, wifi lady."

you held back a snort. “well, lucky for you, you already did."

he looked up, astonished. “i did?! really?!”

“yes, satoru, you already did.”

he flopped back, looking so utterly content that you could practically feel his happiness radiating off him. "best connection ever,” he whispered, clutching your hand in his like he never wanted to let go.

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