#I wear Fez now Fezzes are cool
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tampire · 1 year ago
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#My Autism & ADHD Mood
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doctortoothless · 1 year ago
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So awesome
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DOCTOR WHO - "The Day of the Doctor" (2013) GOOD OMENS - "The Ball" (2.05)
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dancy-hugh · 1 year ago
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#i wear a fez now. fezzes are cool.
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living-mites · 1 month ago
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Ice: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Mav : It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Slider: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Ice: *shoots it*
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moneypriestess · 2 years ago
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tommy : “Are you trying to seduce me?”
Y/N: “Why, are you seducible?”
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finn: “Hey, tommy ? Can I get some dating advice?”
tommy : “Just because I'm with Y/N doesn't mean I know how I did it.”
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tommy : “What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?”
finn: “It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”
Y/N: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
tommy : *shoots it*
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*tommy  is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*
finn: “ey, are they sleeping or dead?”
Y/N: “Hopefully dead, I hated them.”
finn: ”Yeah, me too.”
tommy , sitting up: “First of all, fuck you guys.”
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finn: “Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!”
Y/N: “Bet you I can!”
polly: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
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finn: “The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.”
Y/N: “Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.”
tommy : ”YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!”
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muppetable · 2 years ago
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incorrect quotes day!!
roman: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!
remus: sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens!
patton: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!
*no one claps*
patton: damn y'all depressed as fuck
virgil: you didn't clap either
patton: shut up!
Virgil: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?
Logan: Why?
Virgil: Remus fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.
Patton: Roman doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"
Virgil: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Logan: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Roman: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Virgil: *shoots it*
Janus: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.
*out grocery shopping*
Patton: *takes a free sample twice*
Patton: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
Remus: Roman! Patton just said I'm adopted! Do you know what that means?
Roman: HAH, that you're adopted and I'm not.
Remus: Roman, we're twins.
Roman: Yeah, and you're adopted and I'm...
Roman:
Roman: adopted.
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unicornkilla109 · 2 years ago
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Incorrect quotes with ✨️Billy, Feddy and y/n✨️
Y/n: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Billy: Y/n, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Y/n: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Freddy: ...It was a bug.
Y/n: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Billy: ...
Freddy: ...
Y/n: Stop looking at me like that!
Billy: How do you do that?
Y/n: I'm fearless.
Freddy: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Y/n: I'm mostly fearless.
Y/n: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Freddy: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Billy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Y/n: *shoots it*
Y/n: We need to open this locked door. Freddy, give me your credit card.
Freddy: Here.
Y/n, pocketing it: Thanks. Billy, break down the door.
Billy: So when are we gonna tell them?
Freddy: Just give them a minute.
Y/n: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
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augenblicklich-lila · 2 years ago
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cod incorrect quotes #1
First post on this account! And it's about CoD. If you told me that a few months ago, I would've laughed in your face. Alas, I do not choose the hyperfixation, it chooses me, and boy, am I glad it did!
I was super bored one night and these are the result. I literally have so many of these. Too many. Probably.
Mainly Y/N stuff, platonic and romantic. Also has some Soapghost and Alerudy because I just love them a lot, okay? I think I kept most of this gn. Feel free to interpret however you like, this is just here for enjoyment and funsies! So enjoy :D
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂   ノ    ・゜+. しーーJ   °。+ *´¨)
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛
Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Ghost: Just rip the bandage off. Y/N: It’s Soap. Ghost: Put the bandage back on.
Ghost: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Alejandro: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Soap: snatches the fez, throws it in the air Ghost: shoots it
Soap: Tell me something dirty Y/N: Your kitchen
Price: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Y/N: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Ghost: I’ve only had Y/N for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Y/N: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Ghost: …This just says “I can do what I want”.
the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups Ghost, Price, König, and Rodolfo: spinning a little and talking Alejandro, Gaz, Soap, and Y/N: flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming
Ghost: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Gaz: Theft. Soap: Disturbing the peace. Alejandro: Aggravated assault. Rodolfo: Arson. Y/N: All of the above. In that order, probably (I THINK I SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR RODOLFO'S BUT IT IS HOW IT IS)
Soap: What's worse than heartbreak? Rodolfo: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Alejandro: Waking up in the morning. Ghost: Waking up. Y/N: Waking up in the morning… Y/N: And seeing Gaz. Gaz: Hey! Rude!!
Gaz: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Price and Ghost's convo? Y/N: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Alejandro: I'm in the washing machine. Soap: I'm in the closet. Y/N: We accept you Soap. <3 Soap: No I'm literally in the closet. Y/N: Love is love. <3
Squad reactions to being called straight: Ghost: The fuck, no I'm not. Alejandro: Excuse the hell out of you? Soap: Ding dong, you are wrong! Gaz: Who told you that? And why did they lie? Rodolfo: Rude. Y/N: punches the person
Y/N: Soap is so… Ghost: Annoying? Rodolfo: Cute? König: Funny? Gaz: Weird? Y/N: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!
Alejandro: The floor is lava! Ghost: helps Y/N onto the counter Gaz: kicks Soap off the sofa König: lays on the floor Rodolfo: …Are you okay? König: No.
The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Price: I will not let you down. Soap: Sounds fun. Gaz: K. Y/N: No, I'm fucking not. Rodolfo: Do I have to be? König: Please god, I am so tired.
Ghost: When was the last time you cried? Y/N: Uh, like 15 minutes ago, why?? Ghost: really? That recent? Y/N: Yeah voice crack is that an issue? starts crying again
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛   ∧_∧ (。・ω・���)つ━☆・*。 ⊂   ノ    ・゜+. しーJ   °。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”
・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛
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aikrathecat · 1 year ago
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My head hurts for no reason
Smg4: How does one turn their emotions off?
Smg3: Okay, so first go to settings.
Smg3: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis at first.
Smg4: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?
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Smg3: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Smg4: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Smg3: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Mario: *shoots it*
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Smg4: Know why I called you in here?
Smg3: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Smg4: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
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Smg3: I am so cool. I am an absolute edge lord. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Smg4: Hi.
Smg3: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
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wifeofkakashihatake · 2 years ago
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Sakura: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Naruto: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Sakura: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Sasuke: *shoots it*
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yamraihasgirlfriend · 1 year ago
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Alibaba: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Aladdin: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Morgiana: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Alibaba: *sets it on fire*
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a-vampire-culturelover · 1 year ago
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Heket: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?  Shamura: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.  Leshy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*  Heket: *shoots it*
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nightowl1556 · 1 year ago
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Redemption Arc Therapy Incorrect Quotes #232
Zuko: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Varian: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Catra: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Zuko: *shoots it with fire*
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righteousdustbins · 22 days ago
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I wear a fez now, fezzes are cool!
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mythologyfolklore · 1 year ago
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Tang Monk: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Chenxiang: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Sun Wukong: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Tang Monk: *shoots it*
Erlang Shen, watching from a distance: How the frick am I still the villain here?!
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melliot-incorrect-quotes · 5 months ago
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Jay: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Remy: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Daisy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Jay: *shoots it*
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