#I wear Fez now Fezzes are cool

[tampire]

#My Autism & ADHD Mood

[doctortoothless]

So awesome

DOCTOR WHO - "The Day of the Doctor" (2013) GOOD OMENS - "The Ball" (2.05)

[aubrey-plazaa]

#i wear a fez now. fezzes are cool.

[voidartisan]

playing around with an incorrect quote generator and came up with some gems

Ahsoka: Why are you late? Obi-Wan: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness. Ahsoka: Overslept? Obi-Wan: Overslept.

Ahsoka: I am the most responsible person in the group. Obi-Wan: …You just set the kitchen on fire. Ahsoka: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

Obi-Wan: Ahsoka, why are you crying? Ahsoka: This book is so sad!! Obi-Wan, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Crosshair: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Tech: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Wrecker: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Crosshair: *shoots it*

Tech: Do we have any orange juice left? Crosshair: *pours the remaining juice into his cup* Crosshair: Sorry, we’re all out.

Crosshair: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza. Tech: So, you’re not going to share? Crosshair: I’m not going to share.

Omega: We’re kind of missing something guys. Echo: Cohesion? Crosshair: Teamwork? Tech: A general sense of what we’re doing? Hunter: And Wrecker is not here. Echo: Oh, and that, yeah.

Hunter: This is a judgement free zone. *Pulls out a knife the size of his forearm* Hunter: And I mean it.

Echo: Are you mad? Hunter: No. Echo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

Fox: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Riyo: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Fox: I said within reason, Riyo. How about I murder that guy? Riyo: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Fox: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Fox: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Riyo: Peonies, why? Fox: Riyo: Were you going to get me flowers? Fox: Riyo: Fox: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Fox: Riyo and I are no longer dating. Riyo: Fox, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

Satine : I want to kiss you. Obi-Wan, not paying attention: What? Satine : I said if you die, I wont miss you.

Satine : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Obi-Wan: Wow. They sound stupid. Satine : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense. Obi-Wan: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!” Satine : I guess you’re right. Hey Obi-Wan, I love you. Obi-Wan: See! Just say that! Satine : Obi-Wan: If that flies over their head then, sorry Satine , but they're too dumb for you. Satine : Obi-Wan.

Satine : I think I'm falling for you. Obi-Wan: Then get up.

Cody : You have an impressive pain tolerance. Obi-Wan: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Cody , holding an unconscious Obi-Wan: Oh no. Please don’t be dead.

Obi-Wan: You know what? Let’s give it a go. What’s the worst that could happen? Cody : Humiliation, embarrassment, fire, explosions, collisions, tears, nudity and death.

Obi-Wan: Turns on the kitchen light Cody : Sitting at the table, eating bread Obi-Wan: It’s four in the morning. Cody : Turn the light back off.

Rex: Are you alright? Ahsoka: Short answer or long answer? Rex: Short? Ahsoka: No. Rex: Long? Ahsoka: Nooooooo.

Rex: I found a note in one of my old word .docs that said Note to self: Get revenge on Ahsoka. Rex: Except I couldn't remember what I was supposed to get revenge for. Rex: But I trusted my own judgment, so I went with it. Ahsoka: Hmm… I don't know what you were supposed to get revenge for, either. Rex: I can only assume you got what was coming to you. Not 100 percent sure, though. Ahsoka: Well, whatever I did, I guess I deserved it. Rex: Let that possibly be a lesson to you.

Rex: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me. Ahsoka: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

Rex: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Ahsoka: I will politely decline.

[moneypriestess]

tommy : “Are you trying to seduce me?”

Y/N: “Why, are you seducible?”

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finn: “Hey, tommy ? Can I get some dating advice?”

tommy : “Just because I'm with Y/N doesn't mean I know how I did it.”

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tommy : “What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?”

finn: “It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”

Y/N: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

tommy : *shoots it*

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*tommy  is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

finn: “ey, are they sleeping or dead?”

Y/N: “Hopefully dead, I hated them.”

finn: ”Yeah, me too.”

tommy , sitting up: “First of all, fuck you guys.”

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finn: “Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!”

Y/N: “Bet you I can!”

polly: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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finn: “The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.”

Y/N: “Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.”

tommy : ”YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!”

[muppetable]

incorrect quotes day!!

roman: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens!

remus: sticking my dick in rotisserie chickens!

patton: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

*no one claps*

patton: damn y'all depressed as fuck

virgil: you didn't clap either

patton: shut up!

Virgil: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight?

Logan: Why?

Virgil: Remus fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Patton: Roman doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he just throws salt at them and yells "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

Virgil: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Logan: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Roman: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Virgil: *shoots it*

Janus: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

*out grocery shopping*

Patton: *takes a free sample twice*

Patton: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Remus: Roman! Patton just said I'm adopted! Do you know what that means?

Roman: HAH, that you're adopted and I'm not.

Remus: Roman, we're twins.

Roman: Yeah, and you're adopted and I'm...

Roman:

Roman: adopted.

[unicornkilla109]

Incorrect quotes with ✨️Billy, Feddy and y/n✨️

Y/n: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Billy: Y/n, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Y/n: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Freddy: ...It was a bug.

Y/n: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Billy: ...

Freddy: ...

Y/n: Stop looking at me like that!

Billy: How do you do that?

Y/n: I'm fearless.

Freddy: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Y/n: I'm mostly fearless.

Y/n: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Freddy: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Billy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Y/n: *shoots it*

Y/n: We need to open this locked door. Freddy, give me your credit card.

Freddy: Here.

Y/n, pocketing it: Thanks. Billy, break down the door.

Billy: So when are we gonna tell them?

Freddy: Just give them a minute.

Y/n: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

[augenblicklich-lila]

cod incorrect quotes #1

First post on this account! And it's about CoD. If you told me that a few months ago, I would've laughed in your face. Alas, I do not choose the hyperfixation, it chooses me, and boy, am I glad it did!

I was super bored one night and these are the result. I literally have so many of these. Too many. Probably.

Mainly Y/N stuff, platonic and romantic. Also has some Soapghost and Alerudy because I just love them a lot, okay? I think I kept most of this gn. Feel free to interpret however you like, this is just here for enjoyment and funsies! So enjoy :D

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ ♛ （ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ━━✫・*。 ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨)

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛

Y/N: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Ghost: Just rip the bandage off. Y/N: It’s Soap. Ghost: Put the bandage back on.

Ghost: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Alejandro: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Soap: snatches the fez, throws it in the air Ghost: shoots it

Soap: Tell me something dirty Y/N: Your kitchen

Price: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Y/N: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Ghost: I’ve only had Y/N for a day and a half but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/N: Don’t worry, I have a permit. Ghost: …This just says “I can do what I want”.

the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups Ghost, Price, König, and Rodolfo: spinning a little and talking Alejandro, Gaz, Soap, and Y/N: flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming

Ghost: If you got arrested what would be the charges? Gaz: Theft. Soap: Disturbing the peace. Alejandro: Aggravated assault. Rodolfo: Arson. Y/N: All of the above. In that order, probably (I THINK I SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR RODOLFO'S BUT IT IS HOW IT IS)

Soap: What's worse than heartbreak? Rodolfo: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging. Alejandro: Waking up in the morning. Ghost: Waking up. Y/N: Waking up in the morning… Y/N: And seeing Gaz. Gaz: Hey! Rude!!

Gaz: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Price and Ghost's convo? Y/N: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Alejandro: I'm in the washing machine. Soap: I'm in the closet. Y/N: We accept you Soap. <3 Soap: No I'm literally in the closet. Y/N: Love is love. <3

Squad reactions to being called straight: Ghost: The fuck, no I'm not. Alejandro: Excuse the hell out of you? Soap: Ding dong, you are wrong! Gaz: Who told you that? And why did they lie? Rodolfo: Rude. Y/N: punches the person

Y/N: Soap is so… Ghost: Annoying? Rodolfo: Cute? König: Funny? Gaz: Weird? Y/N: I don't know, maybe if y'all let me FINISH for ONCE IN MY LIFE, I'd tell you!

Alejandro: The floor is lava! Ghost: helps Y/N onto the counter Gaz: kicks Soap off the sofa König: lays on the floor Rodolfo: …Are you okay? König: No.

The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Price: I will not let you down. Soap: Sounds fun. Gaz: K. Y/N: No, I'm fucking not. Rodolfo: Do I have to be? König: Please god, I am so tired.

Ghost: When was the last time you cried? Y/N: Uh, like 15 minutes ago, why?? Ghost: really? That recent? Y/N: Yeah voice crack is that an issue? starts crying again

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛ 　 ∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂　　 ノ 　　　・゜+. しーＪ　　　°。+ *´¨) “Hie thee home, little wanderer.”

・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.✭・♛

[aikrathecat]

My head hurts for no reason

Smg4: How does one turn their emotions off?

Smg3: Okay, so first go to settings.

Smg3: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought you said emojis at first.

Smg4: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?

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Smg3: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Smg4: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Smg3: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Mario: *shoots it*

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Smg4: Know why I called you in here?

Smg3: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Smg4: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Smg3: I am so cool. I am an absolute edge lord. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Smg4: Hi.

Smg3: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Sakura: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Naruto: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Sakura: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Sasuke: *shoots it*

[a-vampire-culturelover]

Heket: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?  Shamura: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.  Leshy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*  Heket: *shoots it*

[nightowl1556]

Redemption Arc Therapy Incorrect Quotes #232

Zuko: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Varian: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Catra: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Zuko: *shoots it with fire*

[mythologyfolklore]

Tang Monk: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head? Chenxiang: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Sun Wukong: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air* Tang Monk: *shoots it*

Erlang Shen, watching from a distance: How the frick am I still the villain here?!

[melliot-incorrect-quotes]

Jay: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Remy: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Daisy: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Jay: *shoots it*

[meteorologistaustenlonek]

"I have questions, but number one is this - what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"

"It's a fez. I wear a #fez now. #Fezzes are cool." - #11thDoctor

#HappyHalloween2024 from @WDEFNews12

[flowerscentedartist]

Blue: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?

Ink: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Blue, snatches the fez, throws it in the air

Blue, blasts it