#I watched castlevania again

[missxaster]

Can you imagine starting a Vampire Hunting Clan just because your fiancée was kidnapped and murdered and then left a legacy, to later be remembered as the Belmont who carried the whip (the first)years later to be recognized in a painting as the most handsome Belmont.

(My God, I already personal you with Leon)

[violetartful]

Everytime I think I got over the blonde vampire I am currently obsessed with another blonde vampire appears and the cycle starts again.

[prickly-paprikash]

Whoever you ship Mizu with, it is ultimately gay as fuck.

Mizu and Akemi? That's just two angry wlw's haunted by the image of one another who have been pushed into different but mirroring paths that will one day intertwine, and their anger and regret will balloon into a terrifying clash. Violent? Yes. Passionate? Extremely. Sexual Tension? Nuclear-level.

Mizu and Taigen? Mizu didn't really mind the other acts of sex in Madame Kaji's brothel until she got to the dudes fuckin, and her immediate thought was how close Taigen and his lips were during their tumble in their duel. It's very clear Mizu sees her relationship with Taigen as homoerotic, and has shown some interest in it. That's just trans masc x bottom bi, baby.

Mizu, Taigen and Akemi?

So. Fucking. G A Y.

There ain't no cis-het reading of Blue Eye Samurai, bucko. This shit's the purest crystal queer in the market. It ain't cloudy. It ain't distilled.

This show is raw, uncut Mizumphetamine. Mizu is the chemicals injected into the water that's making the freaking fags frogs gay.

Mizu's the baddest bitch around. Be in awe of this undying fuck's energy. She is 2023's top bitch magnet. She doesn't get bitches. She pins them down, strikes the fear of her in them, and wields a fucking sword made to slaughter the heavens.

[retrograde-tonic]

The lovelies as vampires

[warped-paranoia]

i still can't forget the tears that fell at that time

[twinkalicious]

no cause the fact that richter thought alucard was a myth is absolutely killing me. he grew up hearing stories of his ancestors' heroism, but for some reason a central figure of those stories was merely a legend to him, an immortal fantasy creature who he never got to meet. honestly i'm willing to bet his own mother and grandfather and any other belmonts before them didn't either. they only told the stories of defeating dracula as their parents did before them, thinking them dramatized and never literal. it became a game of telephone, with each person doubting the existence of a friendly dhampir ally more and more because alucard wasn't there to corroborate it. alucard separated himself from the belmonts at some point. he wasn't there to see trevor and sypha's lineage despite the fact that they merged their houses and literally founded a city together. speculating the when and why is going to drive me absolutely insane, you don't understand.

[melancholia00]

This is another of my headcanon and from the first episode I’d say Olrox was a priest or a teopixqui meaning “god guard.” He carries an obsidian dagger here:

And how precisely he aimed straight to the heart:

I’m just SAYING!

[kossithmercar]

"you cannot enter the house of god" "god is not here, this is an empty box" wyll's first meeting with mizora in which he still believes on the gods, but the one that answers his prayers is the devil instead "your god's love is not unconditional" gale begging mystra for help after the netherese orb has found a home on his chest, but silence is the only answer he gets "(s)he does not love us, and (s)he does not love you" shadowheart discovering the truth of her time with shar, the knowledge that all she has ever feared was born from the goddess she worshiped "i have done his(her) bidding, my life's work is in his(her) name" "your life's work makes him(her) puke" lae'zel, discovering that she has been raised like a lamb to a slaughter, that every time she grows stronger vlaakith watches her with wariness in fear of what she could become, salivating for the sacrifice she could be "lies? in your house of god? no wonder he has abandoned you" astarion praying for all the gods in baldurs gate for an escape, tongue heavy with the lies he used to deliver cazador's next sacrifice "we couldn't be here without you" karlach coming to terms with the fact that she was zariel's greatest weapon on her crusades, that gortash selling her out is what helped him get where he is today

[lykegenia]

Toying with a Wayhaven AU where UB are the vampire lords (gender neutral) ruling over the territory of Wayhaven: A and N make sure humans aren't killed - N because of self-tortured compassion and A because in the long term it's the best way to not have townspeople coming at you with pitchforks - and M goes along with it though they couldnt care less either way. F is a vampire noble from a faraway land who sought refuge with UB, who thinks the idea of not drinking humans to death is a peculiar novelty, but they see the benefits to it.

And then the MC shows up, escaped from Murphy, who wanted to use their blood to become a vampire high king or something. Rebecca is an old friend of UB and said they could be trusted, and there's not much choice when there's a supercharged vampire maniac on your trail. UB offer MC protection after seeing what their blood can do to a vampire's powers, but vow that none of them will take it because in addition to making them more powerful it would drive them mad and make them turn on the rest of their family.

Of course that's harder said than done when the temptation is right there and only growing stronger...

[pinkmirth]

i cannot explain why . . but i feel it so deeply that he would be into spanking and flogging . . .

[glorfys-glorioushair]

SO THIS IS HAPPENING

Vampire Survivors will now become like a Castlevania Smash Bros (except you're working together to stay alive) and I am SO EXCITED

Some useful info if you aren't familiar with the game:

- your goal is to stay alive throughout the night by getting and leveling up powers and finding lots of "floor" chicken (at least that's what I have to do)

- the game is only 5 USD and you can find it on any platform for the most part

- the DLCs are around 2-3 USD so it shouldn't be too unbearable to get "Ode to Castlevania" on October 31st!

- it's co-op, so you have to play in person with others, but Steam has a way for you to do it online (not super sure how that works)

For a game with a simple premise, smooth controls, a cheap price, multi-player, and a soon to be Castlevania DLC in the midst, you seriously can't go wrong with this!

[seoafin]

is there anything you can tell us about the alucard fic? no pressure to post!

yeahh!!!!

in my fic i think alucard is understandably hurt by your sudden disappearance. he spends the next 200 years thinking you abandoned him, while simultaneously grieving your death and nursing a bitterness, torn by desire and a betrayal he thinks he has no right to feel. you were never his. he entertained thoughts of you staying but he never expected it. yet it hurt more than he anticipated. he literally puts himself to sleep because he can't deal with it lmfao. during the reunion scene in nocturne he's surprised by how quickly it all melts away. every single horrible feeling. he's still in love with you. he feels like the fumbling dhampir who had watched you take the flowers he had gotten you, breath bated. you're alive. and you don't look a single day older than the last time he saw you, bathed in moonlight on his bed. he's confused. but also still down crazy bad. i think once you tell him the truth about everything he very very very very reluctantly accepts it (he'll find you in the future aka during his fbi agent era). the conversation is predated by a very uncomfortable conversation where you have to tell him that you're leaving. again. (after he tells you that he'll never forgive you if you leave him again and/or turn you into a vampire if you die). anyway after you leave, all alucard wants is to go to sleep until he can meet you in the future. but people keep on making him wake up to defeat world ending evil smh. (he can't meet you if the world ends before then right?)

[nervocat]

Btw what does one do when such a title is bestowed upon thee

[mewkwota]

Castlevania: Crazy Overdramatic Dudes “This is the story of an angry man in hooker boots seeking revenge against another angry man in hooker boots all the while being annoyed by yet another angry man in hooker boots.”

Curse of Darkness is a game, I remember when I first saw it through a DDR music video and I was like "wow that guy with the red hair has a very sexy walk". Now that I've gotten familiarized, I'm still amazed by the cutscenes and all, and hope this title is released again someday.

[yammmmmmmmie]

so many shows and movies i wanna watch but what if i just rewatched castlevania instead

[purpledamonarch]

Olrox: I'm not in love with Mizrak

Mizrak: you're a soulless coward

Olrox: