#I watch movies and join clubs and listen to music and I listen to everyone tell me about everyone they love

[pyr0cue]

Worst thing about being an artist is having like 1 friend at most who cares about it. Please 1 response to my art in the GC would be sooo nice so kind please please I put so much time and effort into caring about the shit my friends do and enjoy is one message with words (not emoji reactions) too much to ask when I make art.

[alice-ness]

*holding my hands out aggressively*

GIVE ME THE HEADCANONS

Please I am so content starved it is not even funny, I want the hight school headcanons PLEASE

I love all of them but it I had to chose for only a few I would say gimme Chip and Leaf please

Also I like that one fic u have with Logainne, and Chip, and Leaf, it's really awesome, I'm that one person who commented begging you to please continue the fic and not drop it

K that's it, hope u have a good day byeeeeee

:p

hi!!! tysm for asking here's highschool headcanons for chip and leaf! ((and sorry it took a while) 🙏🙏 ALSO im so glad u like the fic i will try to finish it but it might be a little while #busybee

in this au they all are in similar grades bc i thought abt trying to make it work in canon but it just doesn't rip

chip tolentino

- goes to highschool with marcy, leaf, and marigold

- yes he is incredibly tortured by seeing her all the time lol

- in his freshman year he had a random slump and kind of just did nothing and sulked around all the time (post child boy scout burnout/gifted kid burnout)

- like his grades were... whatever but he didn't talk to anyone and didn't do any extra curriculars

- his parents got tired of him being so suddenly lethargic-teenager so they made him join track

- he's actually really good at it, and eventually (not freshman year but eventually) he's semipopular in an awkward way where people know him but he doesn't TALK to all those people

- does really embarrassing dares with his track teammates. He's not necessarily pressured so much as he gets really into it in the moment LOL

- i put this in the fic but he ran into leaf at a club fair and they hang out now lol

- and leaf hangs out with logainne so he started hanging out with logainne

- and he has some classes with marcy and they were both in a school-rut so they bonded

- wasn't for a while that leaf naturally got the whole spelling bee group hanging out together but that was incredibly weird for chip ... bc... it's kind of weird in general

- especially hanging with barfee but they make up and they're homies (who play argue and play brawl)

- had to do a creative writing unit and discovered he's really good at that too but he's kinda embarrassed about it

- he likes like typical story writing and also nostalgic poems but he's even more embarrassed about that

- he and olive once made eye contact at a creative writing contest he went to without telling anyone and now she wards his secret

- one summer marcy got really into skateboarding and chip tried it out too to be supportive but he ate shit every. Single. time.

- chip learned to drive his junior year and really wanted a sports car but he got a shitty hand me down dad car

- one time marcy called him like "hey can you pick me up" nd he was like "from where" and she's like. "from san francisco?'

- bro how did u even get there

- he does it anyway tho

- they're like besties and they go on a lot of late night snack missions

- if they watch scary movies he will be screaming and crying and she'll be like "oh my god pay attention"

- has a crush on like every single girl he talks to

- sometimes they overlap with logainne's crushes and it's very awkward, especially bc he listens to her disaster lesbian rants at every sleepover

- he grows a really shitty puberty stache he's very proud of and EVERYONE (minus leaf who is unconditionally supportive) BEGS him to shave it

- his dad sits him down like Son. What are you doing.

- ramen and hotpockets diet (if he wanted to cook he'd be good at it tho)

- also this is just me projecting but he's filipino cuz i say so (and my word is law bc it's AAPI month /j)

- 5'5 forever... he constantly prays it'll change

- is really good at dioramas

- goes to school dances to complain in the corner the whole time about the music and the food

- could be misconstrued as mysterious but he's just awkward

- most indecisive person of all time and makes it everyone else's problem

leaf coneybear

- not ALL of his siblings made the switch to public school for high school but some did, including marigold (and pinecone who is older than them)

- it was a hard switch but it doesn't take long to find his crowd bc he's a naturally charismatic person

- his crowd is theater kids. he really loves improv and straight plays, he loves musicals too but he doesn't have great rhythm LOL

- he also LOVES helping make costumes, and in junior/senior year he's on the board

- still likes to make some of his own clothes

- was always tall for his age but had a growth spurt before freshman year and he's like. 6'1 LOL he's a stringbean

- sneaks both his cats and logainne into his school

- yes admin is tired but damn are his cats cute

- logainne is his best friend for literal life they are inseparable and will find any reason to hang out

- kind of an energy drink addict (they're not allowed in his house but he WILL drink too many anywhere else if u don't watch out and then crash and feel sick)

- (sidenote he HAS calmed down some but he can still be distractable and is still rlly high energy. Some days he takes to just completely slow down and veg out tho which is nice) (like pretty much he just won't stomp around and roar or whatever in the middle of sentences like in im not that smart 😭)

- on the complete opposite end of that he's also an organic fruit smoothie addict

- he also loves to bake and he's REALLY good at it but his younger siblings aren't allowed sugar so he will spontaneously get a bunch of ingredients and then show up at his friends' houses late at night to borrow their kitchen

- he tries to "spread the love" by doing this equally at all his friends places

- olive is his #1 baking buddy tho!

- also speaking of siblings he's the best older brother ever and he doesnt really like to be home but he'll spend time with his siblings

- .... his parents just keep havin babies

- anyway he's not as good at cooking bc it bores him so he'll get distracted and let things burn whoops

- tons of sleepovers at logainnes he's like a son to her dads

- gets a giant van to drive all his friends around in, it's decked out

- fixes holes in his friends clothes

- they all have a million friendship bracelets bc he just gets sappy and makes more or forgets he made one

- keeps everything ever given to him

- loves interactive science museums where u get to touch stuff more than ANYYYYTHIIIING. He will get lost in the dino bones

- and loves nature and hikes but mainly to look at bugs

- is the king of poster projects in class

- wasn't allowed to watch horror movies as a kid so logainne showed him some classic his freshman year and he literally couldn't sleep for a week but now he likes them, just mostly the campy stuff

- so stuff like little shop, rocky horror, r his the musicals bc it's cheesy campy horror AND theater!

- also first got social media like freshman/sophomore year and he just posts poorly taken pictures and occasionally answers his friends dms

- junior year on, a good amount of his theater peers develop like silly little crushes on him but he's completely oblivious and chip is just so jealous bc he gets no bitches

- he's the glue of the 25th annual kids bc he sort of just naturally started hanging out w them individually again and was like Oh shit why don't we all just hang out

- he is the only person marcy will cuddle

- (on that note he's the group teddy bear)

[putschki1969]

2024/02/19 Blog post by Wakana ふむふむの日2024を振り返ろう♪〜映画と衣装と肩の骨〜

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Looking Back At February 6 2024 ♪〜Movie, Dresses And Shoulder Bones〜

The other day, I went to see the movie "Golden Kamuy" with a friend 😊I received a special git at the cinema! A panel drawn by the original creator＼＼\\٩( 'ω' )و //／／ I was so happy because I didn't expect to get something like this! 😍 The girl I went with is a big fan of the original work, actually, she is such a hardcore fan that she and her husband have even gone on a proper pilgrimage to Abashiri which is a place from the manga. I also enjoyed the manga so I decided to go and watch the film with her! The visuals were so powerful and the music was so wonderful that (despite the fairly fantasy-like setting) I felt a strange sense of reality that made me cry many times... It was the first time I watched a movie at the cinema since ``The Boy and the Heron'', I had a lot of fun! 😆 (By the way, the girl who went with me was the same friend who went with me when I watched “The Boy and the Heron” for the second time♪) Being at the movie theater for the first time in a long while got me really excited, initially, I only wanted to get some oolong tea at the snack bar but then, I ended up with all of this😂 How did this happen? When I looked at the menu, I got really excited 🤣I got a large popcorn and a hot dog *laughs*

Hello, this is Wakana (0￣▽￣0)／

I couldn't finish the giant popcorn and had to take it home *laughs* I quietly stuffed my mouth with the hot dog before the film had even begun🤤 Even though I had told myself that it would be better to wait until the film was over to avoid getting tired...🥺 Such a fickle nature🥺(Thankfully the movie was so interesting that I didn't feel sleepy at any point)

Now, I would like to talk a little about my “Wakana 5th Anniversary “Prologue” ~Premium Online Live~” which was held on February 6th! Here I am together with Saku-chan who joined me on the piano 😊We also made sure to take a picture where we look a bit cool📸 With this premium online live I celebrated a milestone, the 5th anniversary of my solo debut. I wanted to start my celebrations together with everyone from my fan club! For some reason, those five years actually feel like a longer time... or rather, it feels like a lot more years have passed already. I included the entire “journey” from my solo debut up until now in the setlist!

M-01 Yureru Haru M-02 Tsubasa MC M-03 Ai no Hana M-04 Aki no Sakura (Acoustic ver.) MC M-05 Orange MC M-06 Haru wo Matsu (Kalafina) M-07 Shirushi MC M-08 Kinmokusei M-09 Flag MC M-10 magic moment MC M-11 Sono Saki e

There are songs from my 1st album "Wakana", my 2nd album "magic moment", my EP "Aki no Sakura" and my 3rd album "Sono Saki e"! I ended up cramming in as much as possible since I wanted to create a setlist that would allow me to look back on the past 5 years.😊 During my MCs I tried to express my feelings from each period, hopefully I was able to share some fresh thoughts with you.

I once again realized that the "chat" may be the best part of an online live performances! At live performances with an actual on-site audience it's not really possible to have a real conversation, but online, everyone can talk about all sorts of things. Of course, even if there are no words exchanged between us, I know that people are watching and supporting me but I always feel very relieved when people say a lot of things in the chat (*´- `) It's honestly so reassuring to know that everyone is watching and listening (^-^)

Despite all of that, my surprise lyric mishaps keep happening, whether it's been 5 years or 15 years, I will never get rid of those...😂Why? ? 😂 I could really feel everyone's surprise and kindness from the chat messages, it was a special sense of gratitude that I probably couldn't experience at a live performances with an on-site audience. Thank you again to everyone who watched and supported me! ! My 5th Anniversary celebrations have only just begun. At my upcoming band live on May 12th, I would like to have the time to reflect even more on the past five years ! Details will be posted soon! Please be patient a little while longer~･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+

Lastly, I would like to post some pictures of my dress from February 6th 😆This is the same dress I wore on the cover of my 1st album "Wakana"♪ I also wore it during the encore for my ``VOICE'' tour, at that time, it was altered a bit so it would work better for a live performance 😍 I had my hair down, which is quite unusual for me ♡ The makeup artist also added some sparkling hairpins 😍

I always wonder why my shoulder bones are so prominent...🤣 I think it's a skeletal issue because I am pretty sure not everyone's shoulder looks like that, right? 😂 I don't have any particular pain or problems in this area but I always feel like there's just a lot of bone sticking out. I envy people with smoother shoulders🥺

Anyway, I'm glad I was able to fit into a dress from 5 years ago ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ For some reason, that got me super excited! 😂😂 Easy peasy🤗 Yay!

So, that’s it for today! Until next time~ ☆( *'▽'*)/

＊＊＊Wakana＊＊＊

『Wakana 5th Anniversary Live』 Details Revealed

To commemorate the 5th Anniversary of Wakana’s solo debut, a special band live will be held for the first time in 3 years! Once again, Wakana will be joined by Satoshi Takebe to deliver a unique live performance together with other musicians. Please look forward to it!

Title: “Wakana 5th Anniversary Live (tentative)” Date: May 12, 2024 ◆1st Stage◆ Open 14:45 / Start 15:30 ◆2nd Stage◆ Open 18:15 / Start 19:00 Venue: I’M A SHOW (capacity: 398 seats) Starring: Wakana, Satoshi Takebe (Music Director/Piano), etc. 【Ticket price】 All seats reserved 8,500円 ※An additional 600円 drink fee will be charged at the venue

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[babubunny]

Okay since everyone is talking about the Mean Girls Musical with the musical getting a movie adaptation I want to bestow my thoughts upon all of you.

In high school Tweek becomes a theatre kid (that boy has so much hidden talent). One year the school is doing their version of Mean Girls. Many people auditioned, even people out of the theatre club just because it was Mean Girls.

Everyone was sure that Bebe would get Regina as soon as they heard she was auditioning, Bebe herself included. Tweek just assumed he would get put in the ensemble or something.

But no. South Park High wanted to be different. Their Queen of the plastics wasn’t gonna be a Queen. Regina was going to be played and made a dude in their rendition, and there is only one dude who auditioned that could hit the vocal range they wanted. They lucked out on the fact he happened to be blond too.

Tweek was shocked he got anything other than ensemble let alone one of the most iconic character in the play. Naturally he freaked out, he wanted to turn it down, but whenever is he gonna get a chance like this again. After a quick pep talk from Wendy, and one from himself, he decided he was gonna give himself a shot.

Bebe was kinda pissed she got selected to play Karen instead of Regina but soon perked up after listening to the sexy number.

One time while Tweek was staying after school to rehearse Craig came to watch. He wasn’t supposed to be there but football practice finished early and Tweek and him were supposed to be walking home together. Craig just so happens to join when Tweek was rehearsing World Burn. Craig being a hormonal high school boy, who was crazy in love with his boyfriend, had a natural reaction to seeing said boyfriend performing said song. Luckily no one was in the back of the theatre to witness Craig squirming in his seat.

Craig started to watch more of Tweek’s rehearsals after that day. Even if it meant he was uncomfortably sitting there, still sweaty from football practice.

Bonus: Craig totally got jealous when he saw Tweek rehearsing Someone Gets Hurt for the first time. That’s actually how Tweek found out that Craig was sneaking into his rehearsals since Craig may not get super jealous often but when he does boy does it show.

Tweek made sure to give him extra kisses and remind him that he’s only acting with his scene partner. It soothes Craig but he still gets pouty whenever he has to watch that particular scene.

(Clyde definitely didn’t tease him about said pout after they all went to support Tweek on opening night. It backfired though because Clyde was as red as his jacket when Bebe performed Sexy and someone going that red cannot be missed)

[munchflix]

MUNCHFLIX - FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

IMDB BLURB: A troubled security guard begins working at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. During his first night on the job, he realizes that the night shift won't be so easy to get through. Pretty soon he will unveil what actually happened at Freddy's.

WARNINGS: It's pg-13 dude.

RATING: It's not horror, but it is FNAF.

OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER:

Munch: SO it's time for us to watch Five Nights at Freddy's. I previewed this last night but Biscuits refused to watch it until now.

Biscuits: I don't have any tequila, I'm sad about this. I do have whiskey.

M: I unfortunately must remain sober. Everyone seems to love this movie, I'm not sure why. Maybe I'm just a curmudgeon.

B: Dude it's five freddys at night. It's like that wojack meme of them pointing at freddy. It's him, the fredbear from the night. By the way this movie was announced 8 YEARS AGO. A time when I was still invested in FNAF lore.

M: I admit to knowing a fair amount of FNAF lore myself, but it kinda ends after the 3rd game because I stopped caring. Oh yeah the movie.

B: What's happening?

M: A security guard is going through some shit. It's incredibly dark. You can almost tell what's happening. He's gonna get his face eaten off by a freddy head. As is par. To make you think this is a horror movie.

B: The new Saw movie looks great! Bold choice to do a crossover with Five Nights at Freddy's.

M: I do like the look of things. They did a good job of recreating the pizzeria in all it's glory, it's very accurate.

B: Blumhouse because of course it is.

M: The opening animations an obvious nod to the games. There are SO many.

B: I like the funky synth music. It's no Toreador March, but….Josh Hutcherson has emerged from a decade of irrelevancy! Formerly known for his critically acclaimed role in Trapped In An Island with Josh Hutcherson.

There make be snakes!

M: He's a decent dude, he should have had the fame that Jennifer Lawrence had. Josh, I mean MIKE, has a sister he has to take care of and he's a security guard at…some mall. Doesn't matter. He's into dreams.

B: He hasn't aged a day, he's just acquired some facial hair. Now he's chasing some kid and his dad, he thinks he just witnessed a child abduction but actually…

M: He just beat the shit out of some dude for no reason. And now the employment department!

B: This is the kind of discrimination single dads face on a daily basis, Josh.

M: And now Matthew Lilliard, who is COMPLETELY SQUANDERED in this movie. He has never put less than 1000 percent cunt into every role and they wasted him.

B: Two months at a job? Me too, Josh.

M: His uh…job counselor is kinda sus.

B: Listen bud you have limited job options, join the club.

M: Are you suggesting we get a job at the FNAF pizzeria?

B: I wish all job counselors were this honest. The hours are bad, the pay is awful…

M: They keep not saying his last name which I guess is supposed to be a twist so we think he's Mike Afton but the twist is he's Mike Schmidt. No spoilers tho.

B: The twist is he's Michael Myers! He has a weird little sister and she does creepy things.

M: Possibly psychic. Very sixth sense going on here. Mike has a bit of a pill problem and somehow can go to sleep listening to the most annoying bird sounds in all existence. ASMR you're trapped in an aviary.

B: I remember this part of the FNAF lore. Where he has a little brother who gets kidnapped. Is this canon? I think they made this up for the movie.

M: It's not.

B: Why does he have a child?

M: It's his sister.

B: So his parents just popped out another one 20 years later???

M: Sure, why not. And now the awful Aunt and the best character in this whole movie. DOUG the lawyer. I love him. She wants custody of the sister, Abby. Mike doesn't want this. He's kind of a jerk about it though.

Doug is the most relatable character in the movie tbh

B: There has to be some sort of like…inciting factor. We gotta have some reason why he's gotta work at five nights at fredericks. He's gotta keep custody of his sister. Finally, Five Nights at Freddys is in the Five Nights at Freddy's movie. If I'm in the movie theater with my five year old son, he doesn't care about Josh Hutcherson! He wants to see the funny guy from the youtube video!!

M: Well TOO BAD! Because there's a lot more Josh Hutcherson than Freddy's.

B: What year is it?? It's implied to still be the 80's but the place is all closed down and they have an old looking tv? They gotta keep it ambiguous or people would start talking about the bite of 87 or whatever.

M: There are so many easter eggs. The celebrate poster from the game, the fucking desk fan, the training video, I could go on and on.

B: This training video is def 80's. This technology existed in the 80's btw, the government was just hiding it from everyone. Actually they're alive because ghosts and not lithium batteries but…What a great analog horror video. I'm subscribing to this channel.

M: Balloon boy jump scare! Nothing ever happens on night 1 though. So Mike is just gonna take a walky and then take a nap.

B: I can almost see anything in this fucking movie! It's so dark! It's like watching a Zack Snyder movie. Maybe in a theater it would look better...?

M: I really think it's just the fucking death of film lighting period. I do think the animatronics look good. They look really damn good.

B: They looked kinda crap in the trailer. Sleempy Mike. Now he's having more PTSD nightmares about his brother getting kidnapped.

M: But wait! There's more chilluns! In his dream, as is normal.

B: We're the children from the FNAF who got murdered.

M: You are correct. 6 am reference! Time to go home. Mike isn't paying his babysitter.

B: It's nice to have a girl who will watch his sister for free. I assumed they died in cancer/plane crash. Sparky's is a reference. That's MatPat.

M: The babysitter is sus. And her other friend and the evil aunt are having lunch while conspiring against Mike. I love Doug.

B: So the Aunt is like…the villian…the antagonist character?

M: I mean…sort of. It's possible she's in cahoots with Afton on some level but it's never confirmed. Back at home Mike is being a terrible parent again and Abby wants to go to FNAF world with him but this is a really bad idea. Now…if you were a criminal….and you wanted to make Mike look bad, when would you go trash the place?

B: When he's there.

M: Thank you. Mike is asleep again.

B: Thanks Blumhouse I can almost see what's going on in the movie. How many times are we gonna see sweaty Josh running around in a forest in this movie?

M: You have no idea. He's dreaming of the FNAF kids again because he thinks they know where his brother is. One of them cuts him and he bleeds IRL.

B: Wow I was scare.

M: And now there's a cop at the door. As is also normal and part of the FNAF canon.

B: Vanessa is a reference.

M: That's not a reference, that's part of the canon! Because why not.

B: They had to put some shit from security breach in here cos it's the new one.

M: Vanessa suspiciously knows a lot and isn't giving us any info why.

B: Mike, just Mike. No last name.

M: Vanessa is here to give us some EXPOSITION. Because fuck show don't tell!

B: It's great that all these arcade machines are still plugged in after 10, 20 years.

M: This part made me have Chuck E Cheese flashbacks.

A powerful bear...named Frederick Entertainment Fazbear

B: Playing covers of popular songs was a big thing in these types of restaurants.

M: Something something some kids went missing.

B: Back in the 80's!! Could you please tell me what fucking year it is??? This motherfucker is listening to a cassette player so unless he's some kind of hipster? I hated that scene btw. Go away I hate you.

M: Unfortunately she will be here so much more.

B: So the criminals are breaking in…after he's left???

M: Yes!

B: Even if you wanted to frame him, the CCTV footage is gonna tell them when you were there! But okay I guess?? Oh there's still money in the arcade machine? It's not like they empty those every day.

M: I love the random older man who's just hanging out with these teenaged criminals.

B: He's been bustin up abandoned buildings since back in the 80's!

M: One of them finds Chica's cupcake and it does a spooky and then Chica does a spooky. Almost all the violence happens offscreen because….pg13.

B: They couldn't make this an R rated movie because it's Five Nights at Freddy's. The people who grew up with it are all adults now but the target audience remains basically the same.

M: Bonnie does a spooky.

B: I literally can't see anything in that shot! Also appreciate the attempt to get away with a huge bag of COINS, the heaviest and least valuable denomination of money you can get. You might have 50 bucks MAX in quarters.

Also Bonnie. he's cool.

M: The point is that they're all getting murdered. Offscreen. Very darkly. And yet they did not even try to bother Mike.

B: Mike left!

M: It's been two nights he's been there though!

B: Okay…I guess.

M: Freddy bites Max the babysitter completely in half. But we only see the shadow.

B: We get Plato's allegory of the cave violence! We never get to see it directly.

Also Sparky the Dog. he's cool.

M: Back at home Abby draws more pictures and Mike Mike's all over the place while she magically finds the custody papers.

B: They're watching public domain cartoons.

M: From the 80's. Vanessa shows up at their house to tell them that someone broke into the pizzeria. She found Mike's pills.

B: The year is killing me, is it the 90's??? Early 00s maybe? If it was the 10's everyone would be on their smart phones. Is this really criminal negligence?? He didn't lock the doors to this ABANDONED BUILDING!!!?? IT'S ABANDONED!!!

M: Now Mike is gonna exposit all over Vanessa about how he takes the pills to try and remember the dream of when his brother was taken in a lucid dream every night. He's very talented to have the same dream every night.

B: I really hate Vanessa, she's completely insufferable.

M: I agree. Also can I take a moment to talk about how fucking SLOW this is. The pacing is awful.

B: I don't give a shit. I don't care about your dreams. Shut up. I'm here with my 10 year old who wanted to see the funny Fazbear on the screen and he's ASLEEP right now! That wasn't even english on the walkie talkie, when cops talk on those they don't just go GNWEUIFHB98FHNWIEFNEI

M: Your son is now 10???

B: Shut up! I don't even have a son!

M: We are halfway through.

B: I do not understand. What even is gonna happen.

M: So Mike is gonna take Abby to work at FNAF but I gotta stop for a minute because…people DIED in there. Did Vanessa find the bodies? Are the bodies still there? Did someone clean them up? She didn't even mention that to Mike????

B: Who called the police to report the break in?

M: If they did, did only Vanessa show up??

B: Is Vanessa even really a police officer?

Vanessa is lookin pretty SUS. (that's still a funy joek in 2023, rite?)

M: That's a very good question! Mike is just like, you're gonna sleep and I'm gonna watch the monitors and this is a totally safe idea. Abby is well known to behave.

B: I'm sure nothing bad will happen.

M: I guess he's gonna clean up. If he was Nick Cage this would've been done forever ago.

B: He's gotta stop and have a cola and play pinball.

M: Actually, he's gonna nap! Because that's the responsible thing to do!

B: All the excitement from the FNAF games you love like DARK ROOMS! NAPPING! AND OFFSCREEN MURDER! Well I guess that last one is fair.

M: So of corpse, Abby wakes up and fucks off. But it's cool because of reasons.

B: Bro…is this the only way we could convey the story of the missing kids…80 sequences of Mike in the woods? A lot of the people watching this already know all this. This review makes it sound like I just hate FNAF and that's not really the truth.

M: I don't hate FNAF at all, but this movie is so utterly middling. We're halfway through and 90 percent of the movie has been Mike dreaming. But now he's out there and the animatronics are all there and alive and playing with Abby.

B: He's gonna fight Freddy with a chair.

M: Just like in the games. They're well known to be friendly to children.

B: Abby is a special psychic child.

M: Mike is wigging just a bit as anyone would.

B: I mean in real life they're wired to the stage so…yeah.

M: Freddy is still looking at Mike like, you're on thin fuckin' ice.

B: Wow this movie is jam packed with chills and thrills and I am on the edge of my seat right now. To quote Arin Hanson, "Just…something happen, PLEASE!"

M: I mean some dudes got killed but...

B: I couldn't even see it happening! Hey Abby wtf is going on btw.

M: Her friends she's been drawing all movie are apparently the FNAF kids because of course they are. How she knows them???

B: You'd better start believing in ghost stories Mister Hutcherson…

M: Mike is like hey remember our dead brother who died ages before you were born? You drew him getting kidnapped, so…explain. Was it the boy from my dreams? Oh it was?

B: Trying to use her psychic powers to solve a crime but all they talk about is a yellow rabbit. Exploit your sister to resolve your own personal trauma. I don't see this going well.

M: Back with Vanessa who is at FNAF for some fucking reason, Mike and Abby show up and Mike is like hey did you think to mention that there are ghost kids possessing the robots? And now they're gonna build a fucking fort. The animatronics too. This is a real thing that is happening.

B: How does something like that even right itself….?

M: I have no idea. I don't know why Mike is suddenly on board with all this. I would not be under there with them.

Everyone's just vibin' :)

B: Mike is finally asking questions he should have been asking a long time ago. Vanessa explains the springlocks because that will obviously be important later. And Vanessa, who was like YEAH FORT is now like HOW DARE YOU BRING ABBY HERE.

M: Who the hell are you Vanessa, that's something you should've asked like forever ago. Abby tries to strum Bonnie's geetar and gets minorly electrocuted but it's no big.

B: Oh my GOD. Sorry Abby, I'm kind of an asshole.

M: So now he's gonna do an even bigger asshole thing and call Aunty Shrew to come babysit and possibly you know…take custody of his sister so he can keep napping. Abby is not happy. The Pharmacist is the second best person in this movie.

B: He's doing dream magic because.. it's…you know. He couldn't just do this at night.

M: It is night.

B: It was just morning!

M: It took a really long time at the pharmacy okay. And now for the UMPTEENTH TIME, trapped in a dream forest with Josh Hutcherson.

B: But whyyyyyyy.

M: The ghost children are like, hey give us Abby and you can dream about your dead brother. And he's like OKAY. Mike kinda is an asshole. He immediately changes his mind but that's not how a deal with the devil works. The kids run around him uh…slicing him up for some reason.

B: And now he's in the saw trap where the first security guy presumably died.

M: Good thing it's slow moving. But he gets out becaus he's the protagonist.

B: Okay so…the bodies are still here. There's some gore. That's your PG-13 right there.

M: In the super secret room nobody can ever find but two people have now stumbled into. Back with evil Auntie, Abby is hiding in her room and Freddy is just there.

B: Frederick is in the house. You somehow didn't hear him enter even though he must weigh a ton. Like as much as a small car. He's murdered Auntie Jane.

M: And now the chillest taxi driver on earth who is somehow fine giving a ride across town to a small child and a giant animatronic.

I gifed the animatronics because they're the most interesting thing on screen but trust me, these gifs severly overstate how much they are in the movie.

B: How does Freddy even fit in a human sized car?

M: I don't know.

B: Vanessa is tending to Mike's wounds. She conveniently found him. They tried to kill him. Yeah…they do that. Why did you just leave the bodies there Vanessa? And why haven't they started to decay?

M: Vanessa is still not telling us shit. But Mike tells her that he said yes to giving Abby to them and she tells him they're gonna make her like him.

B: In the movie a lot of things aren't very clear. Vanessa tells us that the bodies of the dead kids are in the animatronics.

M: Like…how would people NOT NOTICE. But this is canon.

B: How does Vanessa know all this?

M: She tells us about AFTON.

B: The man behind the slaughter. The purple fellow. Okay, that's not canon that he's her father?

M: Hell if I know, I stopped following lore well before Vanessa showed up. Also somehow Afton killed Mike's brother.

B: Where did he put Garrett's body?? That's like SIX children now, are there six kids in each animatronic??

M: Vanessa's master plan is to taser the animtronics that are somehow being controlled by ghost children who are being controlled by William Afton. But she's not gonna go with Mike because Afton is her dad and stuff.

B: Let's fix that with a controlled shock. It's a good thing it's taking Abby a long time to get murdered.

M: Freddy considers murder and then reconsiders. Abby is being taken by Chica to the back room to be put into a device that looks suspiciously like the Baby animatronic. Meanwhile Mike is tasering Freddy and Bonnie.

B: I never understood what Chica did in the band anyway. Backup vocals? There's no way they could feasibly be playing this music with just one guitar. My suspension of disbelief is totally destroyed, Mister Fredbear. Don't you need to re-arm a taser?

M: Yep. But he gets Abby.

B: You've been an idiot about most things, Mike. To be fair. You should go.

M: The cupcake looks silly attacking but I do like it's design. I actually like the animatronics a lot and it would kick ass if they were like…

B: IN THE MOVIE!! For more than like 20 minutes of screen time in this two hour long movie.

M: See also, Matthew Lilliard. They squandered all the best parts of this movie. In favor of an hour of dream sequences. Abby and Mike again get separated but she hides in the ball pit and now….the best part of the movie. Golden Bonnie is here. Who is also Afton but no spoilers.

B: Me in the Dashcon ballpit.

M: Vanessa shows up 20 minutes late to the party with uh…nothing. I do love the way they did the whole golden bonnie thing. Though I'm really unsure about how he's controlling them? Vanessa apparently has a gun.

B: You're gonna shoot your undead father with a gun? Oh he's alive!

M: For now. He is also the job counselor. To absolutely nobody's suprise. (editor's note: biscuits did not at all realize this while watching the movie) She shoots daddy but somehow that isn't enough to activate the springlocks. Afton stabs his own daughter as Abby frantically draws pictures to show the other kids that he's really the bad guy. Afton gets all springlock failed and they drag him off into the back room.

B: Well canonically all this happened a really long time ago, but the movie doesn't care about the timeline. I always come back, yeah, way too many fucking times, bro.

M: And now everything is great and Abby is happy and Mike looks exactly the same.

B: The pacing is…so weird.

M: They stop by the hospital to see Vanessa and set up a sequel!

B: Well I mean if there's one thing FNAF really loves, it's sequels. This movie is so boring. Can we visit my dead friends some time? NO.

M: laughs Yeah, no.

B: Okay, movie SAVED by using the Living Tombstone. I'm amazed that they got the license for this.

M: I laughed out loud, I fucking loved it. It's the best thing. Oh Jim Henson's creature shop worked on the puppets, that explains why they looked so good. Final thoughts?

B: It's just…really lame. There's a couple cool scenes and some cool stuff at the end but the rest of the movie isn't worth it. There's so much rich lore, SO much lore, and a rich universe that they had an infinite well of stuff to draw on, but they made up this whole other plot about Josh Hutcherson's family problems and it's just…lame.

M: I just really feel like it's takes itself way too seriously.

B: Like terminally ill seriously.

M: And they squandered all the best parts of FNAF. The animatronics should have been the FOCUS. Not the dream sequences. Afton should have been a MUCH bigger part of this. There was so much cool stuff they could have done but it's not about that. All the little easter eggs for the fans are great but ultimately…pointless.

B: And again, isn't this supposed to be for the fans? For people who already love FNAF? But it's not really.

M: I grok that in order to reach a wider audience you gotta kinda do that but

B: The FNAF fandom is MASSIVE! The majority of it is just like…Trapped in Freddy Fazbears with Josh Hutcherson.

M: Fair.

B: And like…if you like the movie that's fine. For me it's just kinda meh. It's not something I would watch again on purpose. It just made me wanna watch Willy's Wonderland again. Not worth the 8 year wait time.

M: 8 years…and this is what you came up with?? 8 years and Doug was the best part of the movie? I don't hate it. I don't love it. I'm a fan of the FNAF games, I just feel like it's a massive missed opportunity and that people need to remember how to light a fucking film. I'm tired of Hollywood just giving us the most banal experience possible for whatever reason.

Munch and Biscuits out, yo.

[maziijapanese]

How to Stay Motivated to Learn Japanese

Hello everyone! Have you ever found yourself in this situation? You start learning Japanese with great enthusiasm, but over time, that initial excitement fades away, and you either give up or make excuses to postpone your Japanese studies.

Japanese is widely regarded as one of the most challenging languages to learn, and self-studying it can be even more daunting. Especially for beginners, maintaining motivation is crucial to achieving your goal of becoming proficient in Japanese and being able to communicate effectively.

Here are some tips for beginners to stay motivated and persevere in the Japanese language journey that I find helpful for myself and I hope it helps you too:

1. Break It Down into 15-Minute Sessions:

Instead of attempting to learn everything in one continuous 20-hour session (which is nearly impossible), break it down into smaller chunks.

Set a daily goal of spending at least 15 minutes learning Japanese. Consistency is key. After 80 days, you’ll notice significant progress. Often, once you start studying and concentrating, you’ll find yourself wanting to study longer than just 15 minutes. Remember, there are 1,440 minutes in a day—devoting just 15 minutes to Japanese is definitely worth it!

Pro tip: Turn off phone notifications during your study time to minimize distractions.

2. Immerse Yourself in Japanese:

Engage with Japanese content related to your interests. Listen to Japanese music, watch Japanese movies, or explore Japanese websites.

While these passive activities may not immediately reflect progress in test results, they help you get accustomed to the Japanese accent and improve your listening skills.

Pro tip: To avoid excessive phone surfing, consider using language learning apps.

3. Find a Study Buddy:

Learning together with friends can help you address questions, stay motivated, and make learning more enjoyable. Share your progress, discuss challenges, or simply review together to maintain your study spirit and create a supportive community on your Japanese learning journey.

4. Set SMART Goals:

SMART stands for Specific, Measurable, Achievable, Relevant, and Time-bound. Apply this principle to set clear, specific, measurable, and attainable learning goals that align with your abilities. For example, "In 3 months, I will learn 500 new Japanese vocabulary words" or "Complete the JLPT N5 exam within 6 months."

5. Reward Yourself:

Conquering small goals is a great motivator to keep moving forward. After each achievement, reward yourself with a small treat or fun activity to boost your spirits and maintain your learning enthusiasm.

6. Join a Japanese Learning Community:

Connect with other Japanese learners through forums, online study groups, or Japanese language clubs. This is a fantastic opportunity to socialize, share experiences, learn from each other, and find motivation to keep learning.

7. Embrace Mistakes:

Mistakes are inevitable in learning any language. Instead of getting discouraged, view them as opportunities to learn and improve. Take note of your mistakes, identify the root causes, and work on correcting them to make progress.

8. Practice Regularly:

The key to mastering any skill is consistent practice. Dedicate time each day to learning, even if it's just for 15-30 minutes, but make sure it's consistent and focused. Listening to Japanese music, watching Japanese movies, reading Japanese books and news articles, etc., are all effective ways to enhance your vocabulary and exposure to the language in a natural way.

Conclusion

Learning Japanese can be a challenging yet rewarding journey. By applying the tips shared in this article, combined with perseverance and passion, you will conquer this language and open doors to new opportunities in life.

[newtthetranswriter]

Hello! Could I get a Tokyo Revengers & BHA Matchup please?

I’m 23, she/they, 5’4, & ISTP

Pros? I’d say I’m playful, weird sense of humour, talkative, loyal as a dog, great listener, I smile a lot (while ironically having a resting bitch face), sarcastic, and most would probably describe me as either adorable yet cursed or adorably cursed. I’m definitely not a stranger to being called a cryptid lol

Neutral? I’m very sensitive, socially awkward, tend to ramble a lot, I can be a bit of a pack rat (I tend to keep a lot of unnecessary things either out of sentimental value or just cause it think it’s neat even if other people think it’s just junk 🤷🏾‍♀️), and am a bit of a perfectionist (but only towards myself).

Cons? I’m shy, anxious, a little clumsy, stubborn, non-confrontational (unless truly needed which I go kinda overkill sometimes), and can be petty/passive-aggressive

Likes/Hobbies: Playing bass, secondhand shopping, DIY projects, music, art, photography, and horror movies

Dislikes: Being underestimated, my passions/interests being mocked, being interrupted, and...country music? 🤷🏾‍♀️

Fun facts about me:

* Sometimes I write music (mainly just basslines though)

* I once accidentally won an art show (Yes I do mean accidentally. Long story)

* Erm…I used to work at a daycare?

* I once took a trip to Spain and joined a weed club 😎🤙🍃

And I know it’s not necessary, but I also included a pic of myself just in case it’s helpful!

Hope that’s enough info. Thanks in advance!

A/n: Hello, I hope you are having a great day. May I ask how you accidently win an art show? Also you are adorable. Anyway here’s your match up, I hope you enjoy. And remember to hydrate or diedrate.

Tokyo Revengers:  Takashi Mitsuya

Mitsuya is the kind of guy who seems super serious with people who look up to him, but when he’s around close friends and doesn’t have to be perfect he kinda becomes you weird

He would be down to listen to you talk about whatever you’re working on, whether it’s a bassline or a diy you wanted to try

Loves to go with you secondhand shopping because he can get ideas and even material for new designs

Asks for your help with taking pictures of his creations when he finally finds someone to model them

I feel he is also a perfectionist so he understands want everything to be just right, he also knows how to help you take a step back and then look at the project from a fresh pair of eyes later on

If you’re having an off day and he picks up on it don’t worry about being petty or passive aggressive, he’s used to it. Afterall he has been taking care of his sisters and children are the epitome of petty

If you’re feeling anxious he is always there to talk about it, or just comfort you however you need him to

My Hero Academia:  Denki Kaminari

Denki loves your sense of humor though he doesn't always understand the sarcasm

He loves to listen to you ramble on about whatever topic has you going this time

Wants to learn how to do diy’s because damn that’s cool

If you want to watch a horror movie he is down for it just be warned he will likely scream

Will set up times for the two of you to just chill and listen to music and if you want to play him some music you wrote, you better have it recorded because he’s playing it for everyone

I can imagine you guys working together to bug Bakugo as well, like sending cursed memes, not different ones though, the same one over and over at random times to the point he makes Denki short circuit

[ghouliarestingplace]

The Orchid of Gallagher Mansion

part 2

I walk out of the dormitory and listen to music while walking to my class. I’m not that stupid or oblivious as people may think I am. Everyone uses masks, facades and little sorts of acts when dealing with people. In my case, I just don’t want to acknowledge Taylor’s crush on me. I assumed he would get over it if I friend zoned him enough. Anyone who uses ‘buddy’ and “pal” is a telltale sign, especially for nerds, which Taylor is. A big red headed nerd. It’s cute. He’s obvious with his feelings, it’s not hard to read him. Especially after finding his fanfic. Call it a bad trait, but I like to read my fair share of smut and Taylor can write. It was funny at first, until I realized just how deep his feelings for me run. It’s so comical how obvious he is with his feelings. Sometimes I want to bring it up, hoping he’ll get over me and move on to someone else.

It’s not that I don’t like Taylor, I think he’s nice and a great guy. I just think we’d work better as friends. I don’t think I’ve ever truly liked someone, much less feel romantic love for anyone. I’m not exactly that connected to my emotions, or rather I know I’d be hung up on the person in my dreams. Which is a big factor as to why I even joined the club. As much as I like Taylor and think of him as a good friend, I would not be able to stand spending as much time with one single person as I do with Taylor. Honestly, I wait for the day parallel play is a normalized for dates. I wanted to figure out why I keep having reoccurring dreams. Glimpses of memories I’ve never lived…maybe a ghost attached itself to me when I was young. Maybe I have some sort of spiritual power? But I’ve never been able to connect with the dead or anything like that. And I don’t like buying vintage things. I mean, even if I count thrifting, what are the odds of getting a cursed item? The most likely things cursed in thrift stores are those VHS tapes. You never know if you’re getting some weird homemade 80s porno about clowns or an overly saturated movie with a hot clown. So far, I’ve only been able to narrow down to these possibilities;

either I was cursed before my birth and my parents used to be apart of cult (which is highly unlikely. My family is rather superstitious and do NOT like dealing with anything that is perceived as the dark arts.

The government really did put something in the water and I’m slowly going insane (Taylor severely thinks drinking tap is the worst thing someone can do, there the water is laced with tiny microchips and that’s how they’re watching us.)

Lastly, which I think might be the most possible one, is that I’m having memories from my past life. That I’m either connected to something or have some sort of unfinished business from my past life that I promised to remember in this one. (I saw this happen in a novella, but like…it can’t be true right? Wouldn’t I have met my so called ‘soulmate’ by now?)     

It doesn’t matter what the possibilities are. I just can’t figure it out. Taylor thinks I was abducted by aliens who like to implant false memories in my head. But Taylor believes apple was based off alien technology from area 51, so I don’t put much stock in his ideas unless he has proper research. I’m just going to have to figure this out on my own. Taylor hates it when I talk about this ‘mysterious dream demon’ and thinks I should just ignore it until it goes away.        

It doesn’t matter what the possibilities are. I just can’t figure it out. Taylor thinks I was abducted by aliens who like to implant false memories in my head. But Taylor believes apple was based off alien technology from area 51, so I don’t put much stock in his ideas unless he has proper research. I’m just going to have to figure this out on my own. Taylor hates it when I talk about this ‘mysterious dream demon’ and thinks I should just ignore it until it goes away.

But this doesn’t just go away. It lives, it breathes, and it becomes a part of you. And then you start to think that it is you. The familiarity of it, the way it feels so real, that deep down you know that its---

“and that’s all for class today!” The professor announces.

I’m snapped out of my thoughts, and I look to see my phone is flooded with messages from Taylor.

“Fuck, that’s right the meeting.”

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“OH MY GOD, THE JUGGLING CLUB? WHEN I SEE THAT UNGODLY NO-GOOD IAN DUFF IT’S OVER! IT IS ON SIGHT- IT’S ON AERA 50-61! IT’S GOING DOWN!” Taylor is fuming. The meeting did NOT go well whatsoever. It was a disaster and now we only have, what three days? To get more members. I always told Taylor he needed to advertise the club better. Like, I don’t know have weekly horror movie night, or host paranormal scouting nights or fuck—anything! Literally anything, there so many horror fans, paranormal, and conspiracy theorists that he could be capitalizing on. But whenever I bring up ideas like that, he says “I am NOT selling out!” Like most nerds, Taylor likes to secretly gatekeep. It’s frustrating to see him put in so much work but he’s so strong headed about his ideals and he’s just so stubborn. Sighing, I refill my mug and sit back at the table as I read articles about Gallagher mansion. Groaning, I push my laptop away from me as my brain is literally fried. Subconsciously I scratch my neck. It’s Taylor who catches me this time. “You’ve been scratching your neck a lot lately.” He notes, shooting me a worried look. I stop and roll my shoulders. “My birthmark has been itching for some reason. Maybe I’m not drinking enough water.” He hmms and goes back to work. “You got a unique birthmark, (name). Are you sure you weren’t abducted by aliens when you were born?” I want to say he’s joking, I really do, but he looks at me skeptically. “Taylor Potts, have you been watching me?” I smirk at him and he blushes before stammering while making some bizarre excuse that he’s trying to keep the reptiloids from taking over the world or something. But he’s right, I have an odd birthmark. It’s in the shape of a star. I Stare off into space as things go silent, Taylor goes back into the motions of researching while I sit in silence.

I look over to Taylor who’s writing notes down and staring at his laptop with an angry glare as he mutters “fuckin’ juggling club’ It makes me laugh. Getting up, I make us more coffee. I look back to my laptop and side eye my switch and grab non caffeinated tea for me. Someone has to be functional to explore that mansion tomorrow.

“Taylor, cursing and hexing the juggling club won’t save our ass. “ I set the coffee next to him and look at his laptop. I sit down and look at the script, tuning out his rant about clowns and juggling. “Tay, most people are just joining to be ironic. Most people wanna join just to say “how do I juggle these?” I say, waiting for Taylor to catch on. “Juggle these what?” Taylor asking, pausing his work and looking at me with a skeptical brow. I smile from ear to earn and say:  “juggle deez ballz!” I can’t stop laughing. Taylor is beat red and standing from his chair, he gasp and grabs me by the collar. “DID YOU JOIN THE JUGGLING CLUB?” I can’t give a proper answer as I’m laughing my head off. Replaying the moment from the last juggling club meeting. “YOU DID!” He lets me go and looks at me like I stepped in shit. I finally calmed down and smile at him. “Look, I went there after they brought up taking our club room to the student president. Unlike you I attend the club congress meetings. It’s because of my people skills that we kept that club room for so long and got away with as much shit as we did.” I push my hair off my shoulder. “Anyways, even if I’m not allowed at anymore meetings, everyone keeps saying “juggle deez balls” and Ian Duff, can stay mad.” Taylor stills for a second then laughs.

I smile too, finally happy that Tay isn’t in such a twist anymore. I look over my lines then back to the dress I’m supposed to wear tomorrow night.

“Juggle deez balls, Ian fucking Duff.”  

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[monkeythefander]

Sanders Sides Musical Madness (A Songfic Series) Part 2: Lover 🩵💔 & 💚💛

Relationships- One Sided Intruality, Demus

Song this oneshot is based on- Lover by Plot Twist

Au: High school Au, Human Au

Content Warnings- Patton angst, mention of intrusive thoughts (not in detail)

A/N: I put the song lyrics in this oneshot as well, so the lyrics are in parentheses. There’s also brackets around what’s supposed to be a text message on Patton’s phone towards the end of the oneshot. Also, this was inspired by the several Gacha Life/Club music videos that exist for this song on YouTube. The AO3 link and link to the previous and next part will be at the end of this oneshot.

Patton looked at his reflection in his vanity mirror and smiled at himself. His blonde hair was brushed nicely and he was wearing his favorite sweater and jeans. Today was the day he’d confess his feelings to Remus. Patton never thought he’d fall for one of his childhood friends, but here he was. He only realized his feelings a few weeks ago, so he hasn’t told any of his other friends about it yet. Patton wanted to process his feelings on his own first and avoid drawing attention to them, in case Remus ended up rejecting him if he eventually confessed.

“You’ve got this, Pat. And if he rejects you, hopefully he’ll still want to be your friend.” Patton says to try and comfort himself. He quickly grabs his backpack and exits his room. He waves goodbye to his parents before leaving the house and walking towards his high school.

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Patton arrives at school and walks over to his friend group’s usual meeting spot, which is by the big tree in front of the school. He sees Remus and Roman already there, but he also notices someone new. Remus is the first to notice Patton approaching and smiles widely, waving at Patton to call him over.

Patton finally is close enough to speak to the twins and whoever this new person is. The stranger has dark brown hair than stops a few inches above their shoulders. They also have a birthmark on the left side of their face as well as heterochromia.

(I see the way you look at her

I've never seen you look at me like that

It doesn’t matter what I've heard

No one has to tell me twice

I can see it in your eyes)

Remus motions to the new person and speaks to Patton, “Pat! This is Janus, he’s new to this school and Roman was asked by the principal to show him to his classes.” Remus then smiles brightly at Janus, and Patton can’t help but pay attention to the way his crush looks at Janus. Remus never looked at him like that before. Remus never looked at any of his friends like that. Soon Virgil and Logan arrived and the friend group plus Janus talked to each other for a bit before heading inside for their homerooms.

Throughout the school day, Patton kept thinking about Remus and Janus. Maybe he shouldn’t confess today after all….

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(She's got everyone wrapped around her finger

Oh, the girl you want

I will never be her)

Patton didn’t end up confessing that day, and Janus ended up joining the friend group. Everyone seemed to like Janus. Roman now had someone to speak about theater with. Logan had someone to talk about ethics and philosophy with. Virgil had someone besides Remus to watch horror movies with. And Remus finally had someone other than Logan who was comfortable hearing about his darker thoughts.

Patton was happy for Remus. His crush now had Janus to help him deal with his intrusive thoughts. Logan was there to listen to Remus when he needed to discuss his thoughts, but Patton could tell that Logan got a bit worn out from being the only one there to help.

Still, Patton couldn’t help but wish he was the one there to comfort Remus. But the intrusive thoughts were too much for Patton to listen to. He’d never be able to compete with Janus in that regard. So all Patton could do was watch as Remus started spending more and more time with Janus. Patton wasn’t going to let his jealousy cause him to try and separate Remus and Janus. His crush needed Janus’s support, and clearly appreciated Janus’ company.

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(I know I’m not the perfect lover

And I can tell you love her

I can tell you love her, love her

She feels like summer

Gets along with your mother

So go ahead and love her

Go ahead and love her, love her, lover

I'm not the perfect lover

I'm not the perfect lover)

A month after Janus joined the friend group, Remus and Roman invited everyone over for a sleepover. Patton was one of the last people to arrive. When he got there, he saw Janus talking with the twins’ mother. They were discussing musicals, and she seemed to really enjoy the conversation. Patton had spoken with the twins’ mother many times before. But it took a while for her to warm up to him when she first met him. Meanwhile, this is the first time Janus is meeting her and they’re already getting along really well.

The sleepover activities included watching movies, playing video games, and just chatting. During the movies, Patton noticed how close Remus and Janus got to each other. Janus was resting his head on Remus’ shoulder and Remus wrapped his arm around Janus’ shoulder. Patton’s heart ached at the sight since Remus used to let him rest his head on his shoulder during movie nights.

That night, Patton couldn’t fall asleep. He kept thinking about how his crush clearly liked Janus. This thought hurt, but Patton wanted to be happy for Remus. Remus was his friend after all. And he probably wouldn’t be the perfect lover for Remus anyway…

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(Your taste in music is the same

Is that all it really takes to win your heart

Oh I don't want to play that way

Why do I get butterflies when yours flew away from mine)

Remus liked to talk about Janus a lot now whenever Patton hung out with him. Remus would talk about how he and Janus have so much in common. They both have similar music tastes and like the same types of horror movies. And Janus is comfortable letting him vent about his intrusive thoughts when they become too much to handle alone.

Was that all it took to win Remus’ heart? Just having enough common interests and being able to listen to him vent? Patton wished he could meet these standards if that was the case. But he can’t change himself that much.

Patton wishes his crush would go away, so he’d stop feeling heartbroken every time he saw Janus and Remus spending time together. But maybe if Patton kept waiting, Remus might end up falling for him still. After all, Remus and Janus aren’t dating. And Remus hasn’t even confirmed that he has a crush on Janus. So maybe this jealousy and worry is all for nothing….

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(She's got everyone wrapped around her finger

Oh, the girl you want

I will never be her)

A few days before the last day of school, Remus pulled Patton and Roman aside on their way to the cafeteria for lunch.

“Hey Pat, Ro, there’s something important I have to tell you two…” Remus says, and fidgets with the bottom of his shirt.

“What is it Re? Should I be worried? I don’t see you acting this serious often ....” Roman asks, his voice sounding both curious and concerned.

Remus takes a deep breath before replying, “Well since you two are my best friends I just wanted to tell you that I have a crush on Janus. And I want to confess today, so that way if it goes badly I won’t have to see him for a while since the last day of school is soon. And I wanted to ask you both for advice on how to confess.”

Roman smiles brightly and says, “It’s about time you act on your feelings! I noticed your crush a long time ago and I was starting to think I’d have to knock some sense into you to get you to confess.”

Patton is speechless. His fear came true. Remus has feelings for Janus and is going to confess today. And there’s nothing else he can do to try and win Remus over. So Patton fakes a smile and replies, “I’m so happy for you Remus! And I’d love to offer you some advice.”

Patton and Roman then help Remus plan out his confession.

••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••

(I know I'm not the perfect lover

And I can tell you love her

I can tell you love her, love her

She feels like summer

Gets along with your mother

So go ahead and love her

Go ahead and love her, love her, lover)

As Remus takes Janus by the hand at the end of the school day to go and confess, Patton watches with teary eyes. He knows Janus will say yes and Remus will get the happy ending he deserves.

(I'm not the perfect lover

I'm not the perfect lover)

Later that night, Patton sees a notification from the group chat on his phone. It’s from Remus.

[Remus 💚🐙: Guess what everyone! Janus and I are dating now :D]

Patton immediately shuts off his phone and starts to cry. He will never be what Remus wants in a partner. He’ll always just be a friend.

Maybe he’ll never be the perfect lover for anyone….

End Notes: Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed the oneshot. And if you did enjoy, please consider liking and rebloging this post.

AO3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51458017

Previous Part: https://www.tumblr.com/monkeythefander/733456075479826432/sanders-sides-musical-madness-a-songfic-series

Next Part: To be added

[hopelesscrawl]

Yo

5 Questions 15 Mutuals

Tagged by @jcamilov06, thanks a bunch! :)

1. Are you named after anyone?

I'm not entirely sure, but my mom once told me that there was a song or a person that had my name and she liked it. Yeah. Dunno if it's true though.

2. When was the last time you cried?

(Trigger warning: Death)

Today in the morning, I was on my way to work and came across a dead fox and this fucked me really up tbh, I'm still emotionally agitated. I didn't even expect to cry that much but it was such a sad and heartbreaking sightning. And it made me think about other things as well, which made me cry even more.

3. Do you have kids?

No.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I do, but not with everyone, because some people don't get it or I'm afraid to seem like I'm mean or something.

5. What sports do you play/have played?

When I was a pre-teenager, I joined an athletics club and we were focused on running, long jump, javelin throw, weight training, and stuff like this. I stopped when I was around 16 because of school and other reasons. It's actually a shame and I definitely wanna do sports again but I need way more discipline.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

It depends, most of the times I caught myself always looking at their arms and I really don't know why, I kinda like it when I see people with strong arms. But I never thought about it, I just think the eyes or hair are also very noticeable at the first sight. The whole face I'd say.

7. What's your eye color?

Green with a slightly touch of grey

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Ugh, these are hard to compare, like I enjoy watching both but for my mental health I mostly prefer the happier ones because I get scared and saddened very easily.

9. Any special talents?

I don't know, my smelling sense is veeery sensitive, like so many people told me that they would never smell this or that and I always catch EVERYTHING, so bad smell is even worse for my sensitive nose than for others. So, if you need a sniffing dog... here I am. I don't know if that counts as a special talent, but it was the first and only thing that came to my mind.

10. Where were you born?

In Austria.

11. What are your hobbies?

Watching youtube, playing Minecraft, listening to music, dreaming, drawing, reading, ...

Do you have any pet?

We got a dog, her name's Zora :) and birds!

13. How tall are you?

170 cm / 5,5 ft

14. Favorite subject in school?

History and sometimes Music and Geography

15. Dream job?

I don't have one anymore, because I realized day by day that capitalism is a cruel bitch and most companies are just interested to exploit you. Most jobs don't apply to me, and I really dislike the whole working class society and the whole concept. But things that I'm interested in are pharmacy, working with animals (and helping them), art and maybe voice acting. I also love to play different roles and characters, let's see if I'm able to find something that isn't just totally exhausting and horrible.

I will tag @eluice @prosopagnosias @requiesticat and everyone else, feel free to do it if you want to! No pressure! Love ya ya'll.

[cursedchildofchaos]

💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬💬

19??? Anon, you little shit! Okay, fine lol. Not giving context either besides that some of these are from fanfics and some original stuff

1. 

COACH

Schmidt just went full Winston and got

pet-ernal.

2. 

ALISON 

Nothing you say is going to change my mind, Dr. Felix. 

CHASE 

(through gritted teeth) 

Oh, it's last names now? Fine, but I'm not helping, Dr. Roberts. Use the damn machine yourself!

3. 

Talk or I'll bite you! I'll bite your whole family! I'll even bite your grandma!

4. 

And that's why you shouldn't trust strangers that offer you candy, kids. Never know when one might turn out to be a vengeful witch.

5. 

It's called a chemical reaction, you fudging sucker!

6. 

BEA

So, what brings you to Hell?

DAVE

Oh, my ex told me she would see me here.

7. 

If our dumbass friend is doing something dumbass, we are doing that dumbass thing, too, because we are dumbasses.

8.

A BANK OFFICIAL, standing in front of Dedire, pulls his collar as he eyes the porcelain dolls about the room. They seem like each one is staring into his soul.

9.

There’s a cat waiting to pounce when we stop dancing. You see, I’m allergic to cats, or cads, whatever you call ’em.

10.

Snape thought briefly that he might be dead and this was his own personal Hell even though he sort of enjoyed seeing Petunia cry. The situation was all too laughable and miserable at the same time...Maybe the Catholics were right about Purgatory being real?

11.

Haru: Tohru, tell your bf to accept this secret passionate love for Yuki and join the new Yuki Fan Club.

Kyo: I said replace me with her, dammit! Not add her and not get rid of me!

Tohru: Kyo, please, honey, just accept your secret passionate love for Yuki. Also, thanks for adding me guys! Kyo has been complaining about this group chat for over an hour, and I wanted in so bad, but didn’t want to just invite myself.

12.

Virgil ripped his arm out of Remus' grasp.

"Scaring people is my thing, Snidely Whiplash," Virgil retorted.

13.

MC: Loser

Dan: Yeah, what about it?

MC: Oh, um, I didn’t mean it

Dan: Ah, well, I did

MC: Stop, you’re making me feel bad for you

Dan: Good

14.

Wait...I forgot I'm the author of this fanfic. I can just go inside his head. Let's do that (not literally, though, I get a little woozy when it comes to organs).

15.

Today really was a Happy Birthday, wasn't it? Molly thought to herself while jamming to music in her car. I can't wait to get home and tell Toby all about it.

16.

"Another time, I forced everyone to listen to Kidz Bop instead of original songs, claiming they were more Good Place friendly as you do. Another time I said the only people who make it to Heaven are the ones that love the movie Citizen Kane and refuse to watch anything else, so we kept watching it repeatedly as you do. Another time, I forced you to retake French, which I know you hated in high school, cuz I had Janet put a French filter on Chidi's voice...as you do," he rambled off.

"You know adding 'as you do' doesn't make it better...especially as NO ONE DOES THOSE THINGS," Eleanor said, now standing, and looking at Michael accusingly.

17.

His eyes began to water. He slid off the chair next to her. He pulled her into an embrace. She stiffened as he buried his face in her hair that hung near her neck and over her shoulder. His tears were hot as they soaked her sleeve and hair.

18.

Jane attempts to put her hands on her hips, but there isn't room. Instead, she sticks them in her armpits.

19. 

"But I-I," Meg stuttered. "NO BUTS! I want you to think about how disrespectful you've been while were gone," Juliet retorted. Olka belly laughed and whispered, "Butts!" Astrid kicked her sister in the shin.

[fyodior]

𓆩𓆩 MILE HIGH CLUB! 𓆪𓆪

➚ pairing: dazai x fem reader

➚ notes: i literally wrote this on a plane on my phone. some people read on flights, others listen to music, i write filthy smut :)

➚ cw: exhibitionism, oral (m receiving), vaginal sex, 18+, minors dni!

➚ wc: 2k

“Is this a bad idea? This feels like a really bad idea.”

“Fucking horrible idea,” Dazai agreed. “All the more reason to do it.”

You laughed, nodding your head. Bad idea, but a hell of a time.

You and Dazai were currently on a plane, flying to Greece for a vacation. He definitely did not have enough vacation days at the agency to take a week off, since he skipped work at least twice a month, but what were they gonna do? Fire him?

It was an incredibly long flight, and Dazai gets fidgety on 20 minute long car rides. You had prepared for this, downloading multiple movies to watch together on your laptop, but about two and a half movies in he started to get bored. You were honestly proud of him though, you didn’t even expect he’d get through one.

This is how he had come to try and convince you to join the mile high club.

“The what?” you asked, eyebrows furrowed.

“Ya know, the mile high club!” He sighed as you continued to stare at him in confusion. “Fucking in an airplane bathroom, babe.”

Your eyes went wide at that. Honestly you should’ve expected this. He is horny always, an airplane should be no exception. He offered to eat you out almost every single day at work.

But honestly, you were bored too. And really felt like you needed to stretch your legs. In more ways than one.

“So what’s the plan?” You whispered. There was a man in the window seat next to you two who did not need to hear about this.

“Okay, here’s what we’ll do,” he replied, voice slightly too loud for comfort. You shh-ed him. “You’re in the aisle seat, so you go to the bathroom first. Go to the one at the back of the plane. In about 5 minutes I’ll scan the scene to see if anyone’s paying attention and then I’ll head that way. When I get there, I’ll knock on the door with the Morse code that spells ‘Dazai.’”

The way he was mapping this out made you snort. It almost sounded like an ADA mission.

“Just knock on the fucking door like a normal person, dumbass.”

He frowned but agreed, not wanting to stall this any longer. You could already tell he was starting to get a little hard.

You nodded your head before getting up and walking nonchalantly towards the bathroom. It somehow felt like everyone’s eyes were on you.

You opened the door slowly, half expecting a security guard or something to be in there waiting for you. It was just a normal airport bathroom. Tinier than you expected. This would definitely be a challenge, but the two of you liked a challenge.

Locking the door behind you, you surveyed the small space to try and plan how this would go. Should you go ahead and strip? You decided yes.

You kicked off your shoes and pulled off your sweatshirt and leggings, leaving you in just a bra and panties. You perched on top of the tiny counter, barely wide enough for your ass, and waited.

Sure enough, in a few minutes, you head a series of long and short knocks that you safely assumed was the Morse code spelling for Dazai. You rolled your eyes so hard it almost hurt. But you pulled open the door anyway, peeking just your head out to make sure it was actually your boyfriend and not someone else who weirdly knew Morse code.

Dazai stood in the doorway with a goofy smile and half-hard cock, making you laugh.

“I see you’ve stripped already. You absolutely delight me.” he cooed.

“I hate you so much.”

You yanked him into the tiny closet and locked the door, pulling him in with an oof.

“Hey gorgeous,” Dazai said with a smirk, pushing you back up onto the counter.

You giggled before throwing your arms around his neck to pull him closer. He followed gladly, bracing his arms around you. You pressed your lips against his and felt him smile into the kiss.

Dazai wasted no time before deepening the kiss and gripping your thighs to spread them apart. You wrapped your legs tightly around his small waist. He kissed you passionately, licking into your mouth. He moved his hand to your stomach, trailing down until he reaches your panties. He stuck his hand in just far enough to begin massaging your clit, making you moan into his mouth. He felt the wet spot that had seeped through your underwear and smirked.

“Already wet, are we?” He whispered in a gravelly voice. You nodded your head fervently before pushing his hand deeper into your panties.

He conceded, sinking two fingers deep into your hole. You bit his shoulder to hold back a moan, which only encouraged him to try harder. He began pumping them in and out of you with increasing speed. You whimpered and thrusted down, desperate to ride his fingers. You forgot there wasn’t much counter to sit on so you fell forward a bit onto him, shoving his fingers further inside you. You cried out a bit louder than you would’ve wanted, but the coast seemed to remain clear.

You whimpered and moaned as he fingered you, hooking his digits up right into the spot he knew was there. But now you wanted it to be your turn to make him whine. You leaned in close to his ear.

“Wanna suck you off, baby,” you whispered, making the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.

“Yeah?” He said, smirking.

Nodding, you pull his hand out of your panties and drop to the floor, trying to ignore the fact that it was a plane bathroom.

He attempted to unbuckle his belt but you smacked his hand away, intent on doing it yourself. You pulled the leather out of the belt loops and quickly unzipped his khakis as he watched in awe. Tugging his pants down, you stared hungrily at his hardening cock that sprung free from his briefs.

Without missing a beat, your hand gripped the base of his cock before taking into your mouth. He grunted and threw his head back, his hand tangling in your hair. You maintained eye contact as you bobbed your head up and down and made sure he witnessed every second. You pulled off him for a moment, a string of saliva and precum attaching you to his cock. Dazai groaned and massaged your scalp gently - he was never really one for yanking your hair hard. You licked the head of his cock gingerly with a viscous yet feigned innocent look in your eyes. You made sure to lick right on his slit to make him shudder.

You soon took him in your mouth again, but kept your attention on the head - licking and sucking it, focusing on the spots that made him gasp the hardest. Then your mouth was back on him all the way again, lips wrapping around the very base. The head tickled the back of your throat and made you gag, but this only made Dazai moan louder. He fucking loved the idea of you choking on his cock. You loved sucking your boyfriend off, loved the salty taste and warmth, but mostly loved making him fall apart.

“Hey babe, you have to quit if you want me to fuck you, I’m about to come,” he whispered, scratching your head softly. You smiled around him but nodded, pulling off him with a dramatic slurp.

You clearly had got Dazai much more worked up than he had let on, because as soon as he was out of your mouth, he had you sat back on the tiny sink counter and hoisted your thighs up. You shuddered at the feeling of the cold glass of the mirror against your back.

He spreads your legs wide and plunged into you immediately, bottoming out. You cried out, wrapping your legs around him once again to pull him even closer.

“Harder, please,” you begged.

Dazai was never one to say no to you. He began fucking into you with record speed - so hard you could barely catch your breath.

“You’re gonna- br-break the mirror,” you gasped but smiled, making him laugh.

“It’ll let them know just what we did in here,” he growled.

“That is the- the compl-ete opposite of- of what we want.”

He just chuckled and continued to thrust into you, crashing your lips back together. You loved kissing his after you blew him. There was just something so fucking hot about making him taste his own come. You bit hard on his bottom lip and pulled it through your teeth, making him groan.

The kiss was all teeth and a total mess but you loved his mouth so fucking much, always wanted yours on his.

“Want to take you from behind, baby,” Dazai whispered, and all you could do was nod.

He pulled out quickly and you hopped off the counter to bend over, using one hand to spread yourself open wider as an invitation. Dazai gladly accepted and sunk right into you again. The noises with fucking from the back were definitely louder, with the wet sounds mixed with his pelvis slapping hard against your ass. You just hoped and prayed no one was near the door. There was no mistaking the sound.

You braced yourself against the counter, almost falling into the sink as he fucked deep into you, brushing against your cervix. It felt so good you couldn’t help the whines that tumbled from your throat but Dazai seemed to love them. His fingers dug deep into the skin of your waist as he pulled you towards him with every thrust.

“Can’t last much longer, love,” he breathed. You could feel his heart racing as he folded himself over you to press kisses to the back of your neck. You just nodded, too breathless to say anything.

“Pull out?” He asked. You shook your head no.

“Inside me. Don’t come all over this poor bathroom,” you giggled.

You never had to tell Dazai twice to come inside you. He drove into you so hard you knew you’d be sore, chasing his high. He choked on a moan as he stilled, spitting hot come into your throbbing pussy. He stayed there for a moment as the two of you tried to bring your heart rates down and wipe the sweat off your foreheads.

No words were said as the two of you redressed, the banging of two fully grown adults trying to put clothes on in a tiny bathroom already causing enough of a racket.

Both of held your breath as Dazai slowly unlocked and opened the door, praying to any and every god that no one was going to be anywhere near it. It seemed luck was on your side that day - no passenger or attendant to be found. He slipped out first to tiptoe back to your seats, instructing you to wait a full three minutes before following him out. You rolled your eyes. You really hoped that the come currently dripping out of you wouldn’t make a very obvious wet spot on your leggings.

You tried your best to walk back to your seat like a normal human, but you were already very sore from that very intense session. No one would notice if you waddled just a little, right? It took a lot of mental strength to get all the way back.

Dazai made eye contact with you as you came into view and winked. You fell back into your seat and winced.

“Sore already?” He laughed.

“Don’t look so fucking smug,” you spat back, covering your eyes with your hand.

Mile high club,” he whispered triumphantly, holding up a hand to high five. You ignored him.

Both of you looked over to the man in the aisle seat next to you as he coughed.

“You two have fun?” He asked. Your eyes damn near popped out of your head at the question, cheeks burning in embarrassment. But Dazai didn’t seem to be phased.

“We sure did, sir!” He replied, a lopsided smile on his face. He grabbed your hand and laced your fingers together. And as much as you wanted the plane to immediately drop out of the sky and save you from this humiliation, you knew you’d do it all again if Dazai asked.

[baby-harrington]

dating eddie munson would include…

HI EVERYONE :D it’s been a while i know, i haven’t written anything in like a year but eddie is too goddamn cute to resist so here you go

feel free to reblog with any of your own ideas/additions i would love love love to read them!!!

- i think we all already know eddie is the ultimate adorable boyfriend like LOOK AT HIM he’s so cute

- and you tell him all the time

- to which he responds with something along the lines of “no you”

- he loves complimenting you, telling you you’re adorable and pretty and cute and hot and perfect

- sometimes all in one go or between kisses

- he’s so squishy and cuddly too like obviously not in front of people but when you’re alone he’s most likely cuddled up next to you or laying on you

- if you have boobs he will definitely use them as a pillow while you run your fingers through his hair

- he looooooves when you play with his hair

- pull it, pet it, brush it, wash it, anything and he will lean into your touch and sigh contentedly

- pet names are guaranteed

- with sweetheart being the favourite

- but he’ll call you anything that you want him to

- he likes being called nicknames, baby or babe in particular but he also likes just hearing his name coming from your mouth

- he LOVES kisses too

- both giving kisses and receiving them

- he’ll kiss anywhere he can get his lips

- and he particularly likes when you kiss his neck or jaw

- that boy could just make out for hours and have the best time doing it

- being the nerd he is he loves telling you all about his adventures in the fictional dnd worlds he plays in

- he encourages you to join the hellfire club and try playing too

- that is if you don’t already play yourself

- you help him paint minis and make maps and draw out character profiles which he loves

- side note he will let you paint his nails no hesitation he’ll probably even ask you to do it for him

- you fit in well with the rest of the club and they are all mega jealous of eddie for bagging you

- considering he’s part of the gang of school “freaks” nobody ever would have guessed eddie would find someone like you

- for dates he will do anything you wanna do

- he’s not one for planning surprises and taking you out, he prefers it when you guys agree on something to do together because then nobody can be disappointed

- even if it’s just hanging out in his trailer or your bedroom listening to music or watching a movie he’ll love it all the same

- or maybe taking his van somewhere and sitting in the back with blankets n stuff

- those kind of dates are his favourite though

- he likes keeping you all to himself

- it would break his heart if you found someone new so he tries to keep you with him as much as possible

- he’s worried you’ll find that toxic or creepy but you reassure him that you understand his worry and that you love spending time with him

- he does get a little jealous easily

- but it brings out his possessive side which you find really attractive

- especially when he takes you home if you know what i mean fhhfjdjdjd

- like not to be too nsfw but that man knows what he’s doing and is damn good at it

- he’s the perfect mix of sweet and utterly filthy

- and he’s up for anything

- it’s literally canon that he’s kinky too like those handcuffs can’t be there for no reason

- and i can imagine he likes listening to his metal/rock music while doing the deed

- anyway enough filth (unless y’all want some nsfw sometime??👀)

- eddie adores it when you wear his clothes

- especially his denim or leather jackets

- and when you rep the hellfire merch

- he thinks you look so mfing hot in his stuff

- if it’s a little big for you he thinks you look so cute drowned in his clothes

- he’ll definitely smoke with you if you’re down

- or do heavier stuff if that’s your kinda thing, no judgement guys

- and if you’re not he’ll 100% be respectful of it and will obviously take no for an answer

- he wouldn’t even consider pressuring you into doing stuff you don’t wanna do

- no matter what it is, not just drugs/sex/alcohol

- we stan a respectful king

- i could go on for ages about him because i am utterly head over heels in love with him but i’ll spare you my rambling

- just know this boy is so so perfect inside and out

[hooraygay]

Hey thanks for the tag!! @lirdgorl

1. Are you named after anyone?

I feel like my mom once told me a story on how she named me after someone special in her life but i might misremember it 🫣 Although my name had been altered from the original name.

2. When was the last time you cried?

Um.. last year November i think? 🧍🏽 it's cliche but i hate crying.. but then sometimes.. you just gotta do it i guess..

3. Do you have kids?

Nah.

4. What sports do you play/have you played?

Back in school, badminton is a common sport but i just played it recreationally. However, growing up i really have a strong interest in boxing. I joined a Muay Thai club in uni and it was fun till it lasted lol. I would do boxing/Muay Thai again if i could 🫣

5. Do you use sarcasm?

Maybe? I never consciously realized if i did.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Their personality i think.

7. What's your eye colour?

Dark brown 👁️👁️

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

Both. Scary movies can be fun to watch! Especially if the plot is good and have twists here and there. And who doesn't like happy endings?? Especially when they're wholesome 🥲

9. Any talents?

Even though i feel like i've been rusty but I play the drums, some guitar and piano. I'm interested in learning the bass too 🫣 one man band coming right up!

10. Where were you born?

Malaysia

11. What are your hobbies?

Video games!!! And reading, writing, playing/listening to music. Occasionally i do photography :))

12. Do you have any pets?

Yes!!! An orange cat named Sky :))

13. How tall are you?

160cm / 5'3 me thinks 🧍🏽

14. Favourite subject in school?

Science! Specifically biology.

15. Dream job?

I would say my biggest dream job would be to be in a band and play music but i feel like the word 'job' takes the fun out of it if im being honest. However, i can proudly say that i'm currently working in a bookstore which is another dream job of mine! :D

Open tag for everyone 🤗

Some of these questions really made think and i should go and reflect on myself real quick 🫣 lol

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

The rules are: Answer the 15 questions and tag 15 of your mutuals.

ty @trvbblemaker for the tag :D

Are you named after anyone?

not that i know of

2. When was the last time you cried?

like last week after the orthodontist lmao

3. Do you have kids?

i have plants

4. What sports do you play/have played?

i did gymnastics and dance now i do nothing~

5. Do you use sarcasm?

it's somewhat of a coping mechanism

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

how they dress/their hair

7. What's your eye color?

hell if i know

8. Scary movies or Happy endings

happy endings :]

9. Any talents?

i'm rlly good at overthinking and ignoring problems (like genuinely tho ig i'm good at art)

10. Where were you born?

america 🇺🇸 (i hate it here)

11. What are your hobbies?

crocheting, watching shows, drawing

12. Do you have any pets?

cat named otis <3

13. How tall are you?

i think technically 5'4 1/2"

14. Favorite subject in school

art

15. Dream Job?

something i don't hate hopefully in an art field

no pressure tags: @newtness532 @lirdgorl @rainysaturdayafternoon @justkeepwalkingnothinghere @snek-amiga @deusetco @crayonssmellgood @arshemelsoe @lizvi @bbreaddog @noworneverphantom + open tag

[killerlookz]

omg congrats on 1.5k darling!!! that’s amazing!!

i think you know what i’m here for lol, you know what they do to guys like us in prison + eddie munson

ah well, first of all, bex- thank you so much <33 !! second of all, can't blame you for wanting some eddie smut hehehe... anyways.... here it is ;)

this request is part of my 1.5k celebration? want to join? look here!

EDDIE MUNSON | NSFW HEADCANONS

pairing: eddie munson x f! reader warnings: pure smut! (obv) 18+ onlyyy

so, starting of I know a loooot of people are into eddie's rings- but actually when the two of you first started having sex he was really good about always taking his rings off before touching you too heavily. he honestly believed they would just prohibit him from using his hands correctly and he thought they'd totally bother you- that was until one time when he'd forgotten to take them off and the cool metal brushed against your clit as his finger was making its way to your hole- he will never forget the way your body shivered and the pleasure filled sigh you let out- just from the simple touch.... ever since then he always keeps his rings on during sex.

HUUUUGE into praise- giving and receiving- he's just a super sweet guy outside of the bedroom, so it's only natural that that aspect is taken into the bedroom too, the whole time you're fucking he's constantly praising you.

"Oh, my pretty baby always doing such a good job for me"

"-'m so lucky to have such a perfect angel who takes my cock so well"

AND IF YOU PRAISE HIM? oh my god, one "pretty boy" or "you always treat me so well baby" and he's cumming, literally right there.

maybe this is kind of, fucked up sounding... but i feel like eddie is the sort of guy who gets horny during horror movies... i can't quite explain it- it's not the death and murder that turns him on... just the thrill of it, the anticipation, they get his blood going... and that blood just goes straight to his cock.

likes listening to music during sex, he thinks it "sets the mood", also, it helps with his nerves- but don't worry he's not going to be playing any Slayer or Death in the moment (unless you're into that) he'll probably set the mood with something more mellow, like doom metal... or if he's feeling real sensual he'll show a different side of him and play some Depeche Mode or early 80s Cure

Really into spit... spitting on his fingers/cock before he slides them inside you, spitting on your cunt to get him ready for you, watching you drool all over his cock when it's shoved down your throat. its gross and he loves it.

loves when you're a little mean to him, you making smart remarks or just being a little snappy at him even in just an everyday setting will immediately have him popping a boner.

he's got a box full of dirty polaroids of you- in all different sorts of positions and various states of undress- and he looooves looking at them. if he was living alone he'd definitely have them taped up to his wall.

has a HUGE thing for innocence and corruption- he knows deep down he's not the bad guy everyone makes him out to be, and you know that too- but it's so sexy when he plays into the role.

"My sweet little angel loves getting ruined by the town freak, doesn't she?"

"God, I've just turned you into a big fucking whore- how would everyone at school react if they found out sweet, perfect y/n lets Eddie 'the freak' Munson do whatever he wants to her?"

Steals your panties... yeah sorry... he's a little bit a HUGE perv. you'll be out of your room for a moment and he'll snoop around, poking through your drawers until he finds a pair of skimpy lace panties and he's practically drooling, picturing you in them while desperately trying to shove the bunched-up material into his tight pockets.

LOVES fucking you while you wear his Hellfire Club shirt. you throw it on after you take a shower at his place one day and he's immediately fucking breathless watching you tote around in his clothes- he's kissing on you just about the second he lays his eyes on you, and you're moving to take the shirt off to give him better access to your chest but he's immediately pushing your hands down, "no, this stays on"

LOVES BEING MARKED, whether its hickies on his neck, or lipstick stains on his clothes, or scratches down his back, oh he fucking loves it. he loooves when you get possessive of him, he's yours, and he fucking loves being yours.

into pain (for himself) not like... a huge masochist, but... but light sprinkles of pain here and there really get him going. you pulling at his hair, or nipping at his skin, scratching him up, maybe even giving him a light slap across the face- he could cum right there.

[alohastyles-x]

hi i love ur stuff and saw request were open, could you write something with fluff for eddie? maybe the first day of school where reader and eddie are showing up together as a couple for the first time and reader is nervous about not being accepted by the hellfire club. then eddie comforts her? thank you !

thank you so much for the compliment and the request! I hope you enjoy this!

First Day

This gif doesn't entirely fit, I just imagine this is how he would look at you.

Pairing: fem!reader x Eddie Munson

Warnings: just fluff :)

Word count: 1.6k

I left room in the story for a part 2 incase anyone was interested in it :) 

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Dating Eddie Munson was like a dream come true. You had spent the entire summer by his side, learning how to play his favorite game Dungeons and Dragons, crossing horror movies off your list of movies to watch, and eating way too much junk food. You had learned so much about Eddie “the freak” Munson, that you had forgotten what the world thought of him- or that he had other friends. 

As the summer grew to an end, and the start of back to school season began, you felt a knot begin to grow in the pit of your stomach. You loved Eddie. You knew that as confidently as you knew the grass was green and the sun was yellow. And you weren’t really worried about what others thought when they saw you with him, you could handle that. 

It was his friends that worried you. He had blown them off so much this summer to hang out with you, that you were sure they hated you. You heard the groans on the other end of the phone calls, and watched the calls come in less and less frequently. When Eddie had brought up the idea of you eating lunch with the Hellfire Club, and even joining in on their campaigns, you nodded, feigning excitement. It wasn’t so much fake, as you truly were excited, but rather nervousness for meeting everyone, and for being accepted. 

You hadn’t expressed these concerns for Eddie, knowing he would just tell you not to worry about it, that he would handle it. But you figured that would only grow the tension even more. You decided you would handle it yourself, devising a plan that you hoped would work.

It was the first day of school, and Eddie had swung into your driveway blasting his favorite band, W.A.S.P., while slamming hard on the brakes making them squeal. Your dad was staring out the window, disapprovingly, as he sipped his morning coffee. 

You grabbed your book bag that you had hung up next to the door the night before, and grabbed your jacket as well. 

“He’s taking you to school now?” Your mother asked as she went to stand next to your father. 

“Yes, is that an issue?” You asked, annoyed at their judgment. They weren’t the biggest fans of Eddie, not liking the way he dressed or the music he listened to. You had heard the word “satanic” brush across their lips one night when they were whispering amongst themselves, but you brushed it off. If they only knew the sweet boy who hid under all the rough edges, they wouldn’t have the thoughts they did. 

When neither of your parents answered your question, you called out a goodbye and closed the door. Eddie smiled brightly as he saw you saunter up to his van. 

“Good morning, pretty,” he said as he watched you slide into the passenger seat. You smiled at the nickname he had for you, and offered him a cheery good morning back. 

He tore out of your driveway, leaving skid marks on the concrete, a permanent reminder of his existence in your life. Your parents are going to flip. 

As the music filled your ears, along with Eddie’s finger drumming on the steering wheel, you began to get the knot in your stomach again. You were nervous, afraid your plan wouldn’t work. 

You had spent the last couple of weeks studying all the information Eddie had taught you on D&D, hoping that his friends would be too impressed to remember the times Eddie had blown them off. 

The more you thought about it, however, the more you realized it was a dumb plan. Of course they wouldn’t forget, it’s not like Eddie blew them off for an important, or even semi-important reason. He had blown them off for a girl of all things! A damn girl! What group of teenage boys would be okay with that? 

Eddie looked over and noticed the twisted expression on your face, as well as your leg shaking violently. 

“Hey, hey, what's up?” Eddie asked, turning down the music. 

“What? Oh, uh, nothing!” You offered him your fakest smile, but he saw right through it. There was no hiding your concern from him. You should have known better. He looked at you sternly, waiting impatiently for you to spill the beans. 

“Alright,” you groaned. “I’m nervous about joining the hellfire club. You blew them off all summer to hang with me, they’re going to hate me Eddie. Literally, hate me!” You were being a tad dramatic, but you couldn’t help it. The concoction of nerves and fear were making you feel intense emotions. 

“y/n, they’re not goin’ to hate you. They’re going to hate me, but they can’t hate me because I’m their leader, so it's fine” he emphasized, attempting to make you feel better. It didn’t. 

“Yes, because you were hanging with me, Munson.” 

Eddie just rolled his eyes and turned up the music. It was his attempt to say ‘you’ll see’, but it just worried you even more. 

Eddie rolled into school, pulling haphazardly into a spot in the back of the lot. Gareth’s car was already there, but he wasn’t near it. He must have been inside. Great, you thought. That meant you were gonna have to make a grand entrance with Eddie by your side. 

Eddie got out of his side, jogging around the front to your door and opening it for you. It was something simple he insisted on doing anytime you were in his car. You always rolled your eyes playfully, telling him you could open your own door… but secretly, you loved it. 

You thanked him, as you slid your hand in his, silently praying to the gods above he couldn't feel the clamminess of your hand. He totally did. 

He walked confidently next to you, shouting an occasional ‘fuck off’ to one of the jocks who had something to say. You were in awe of him and his confidence. It could shake a room and everyone in it. 

As you stared up at him, mesmerized by his pretty face, you felt the nerves fade ever so slowly. You had made it to the front doors of the school, and instantly the nerves flooded back into your body. Of course. 

Eddie threw open one of the doors, as you hesitantly opened the other. You felt his thumb brush across yours reassuringly. 

There, before you, next to Eddie's locker, stood the Hellfire Club. They wore unconcerned expressions, as if it was just another day and not months since they had last seen him. 

“What up, losers?” Eddie said, sternly. He always liked to play intimidating around his friends, to remind them who’s really in charge. 

“Eddie… good to see you… finally,” Dustin muttered the last word under his breath, but he wasn’t quiet enough. 

“What was that, Henderson?” Eddie attempted to move closer, but you gripped his hand tighter, signaling him to leave the kid alone. 

He looked to you briefly, but hung  back. Dustin threw you a thankful look. 

“y/n. Nice to see you,” Mike said. He had recognized you from the times you and hung out with his sister, Nancy Wheeler. You waved slightly, muttering a ‘hi’ back. You began to feel nervous as no one else said anything, they just looked at you, as if you were just anyone. 

“So, dickheads, what's the game plan today? Who’s campaigning?” 

“Uh, I think it's you, Eddie.” Gareth said. He sounded absolutely annoyed, and you caught him throwing a glance your way. 

“Okay cool, y/n and I were actually working on one over the summer.” At hearing Eddie say this, you perked up, offering a smile to the group hoping they were impressed. 

“Wait… is she joining hellfire?” Jeff asked. The smile disappeared off of your face. 

“Eddie, we’re supposed to all agree before inviting a new member.” 

“Shut up! Okay? I’m the leader of this group, I can do what I want. y/n is joining. End of discussion.”

The bell rang, signaling the start of the school day. The rest of the club sulked off to class, clearly upset about the imbalance of power Eddie just displayed. This only made the knots in your stomach grow tighter. 

Eddie, once again, saw you visibly being anxious, and leaned back against his locker, grabbing your hands. 

“Hey, still nervous?” 

“Yeah, they seemed really upset, especially about me joining. 

“I promise you, y/n, they won’t be upset once they see you play. They’re just anxious about new people joining and ruining the vibe we have in the club. You’re going to fit right in.” 

When you didn't say anything else, he pulled you in. The familiar concoction of oranges, leather, and weed filled your senses as you took a deep breath in, instantly calming you. If you could bottle up his smell and turn it into a candle, you would. 

He kissed the top of your head, gently rubbing your back. After a few minutes of bliss, he pushed you back, his hands finding your cheeks. Cupping it gently as he tilted it so you were making eye contact with him.  He stroked your cheek gently for a few seconds. 

“I mean, honestly how can they not like you, pretty girl? You’re absolutely amazing, and so kind. Anyone who doesn’t like you is stupid, and I’ll gladly tell them.”

“You just like calling people stupid, Eddie Munson,” you giggled, placing a light kiss to the tip of his nose. 

“Shut up,” he whispered, pulling you in and kissing you deeply. 

A cough separated the two of you. You turned to see the principal standing with their arms crossed, impatiently tapping their foot on the tiled floor. 

You looked at Eddie, then busted out in a fit of giggles as you both grabbed your bags and ran off down the hallway to your class.

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