#I was trying smth but it didn't work smh

[ryuucae]

WoL

[field-of-la-fleur]

PLEASE!! do a leo or even jason x daughter of iris or even nike! smau! i beg of you ‼️‼️🙏🏽🧍🏽‍♂️

⋆.˚𝐰𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 .ᐟ

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contains: jason x daughter of nike!reader (kinda) smau

warnings: use of yn, mortal au (but reader acts like a daughter of nike), and probs language

author's note: i had a vision okay?

special mentions: lowk kinda inspired by @gentlehue's jj & smartiepants series (check that out)

now playing 𓏧 feels like (gracie abrams)

ynthewinner hard at work 🫡

reyrey you look like you've done nothing (and i have proof)

ynthewinner NO DO NOT KICK ME OFF THE TEAM IM JUST TIRED IN THESE PICTURES 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

reyrey 😒😒

ynthewinner i'll make jason bake you brownies

reyrey deal 🤝

trophyhusband HEY I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS

trophyhusband you look so nice in the first picture 😍

bejeweled shamelessly simping in the comments smh

ynthewinner oh shut up hazel LOVE YOU JASE 😘😘

nemo 🤮

ynthewinner you're not even on the team

nemo i'm here for my boyfriend and my boyfriend alone 😐

ynthewinner HES MY BOYFRIEND

nemo no one asked 🙄

ynthewinner i'm calling annabeth

sparklybitch excuse who took that first picture? 😇

ynthewinner you did

redheadedartfreak you guys did good 😌

ynthewinner yesss (when are you coming back? we miss you 😢 )

redheadedartfreak ofc we did (in two days miss you more 🥰🥰)

trophyhusband semi-finals are right around the corner

tagged: @ynthewinner

frankenstein you're not even in any of these pictures

trophyhusband so?

ynthewinner aww ily 🥰

trophyhusband i love you more ❤️

beth actually its very stressful. its not something to joke about ☝️🤓

sparklybitch you look really crusty jason

trophyhusband I'M NOT EVEN IN THE PICTURES????

sparklybitch well yn doesn't deserve someone crusty like you

festussbestie @ynthewinner

trophyhusband fuck you leo

ynthewinner piper you can't try and break me and jason up by bullying him

sparklybitch but i can becuz then he'll have no self esteem so he thinks that he doesn't deserve you so he breaks up with you

festussbestie 🍿🫢 that's some regina george typa shit

sparklybitch i'll take that as a compliment

ynthewinner celebration dinner!

tagged: @/trophyhusband

booimscary one of many

sparklybitch nico! who let you have your phone? 😡

sonny he’s gonna jump you btw

trophyhusband why did you put that middle photo in it? 😣

ynthewinner so everyone knows you’re a pig (just kidding love u 😚😚)

trophyhusband the food was good okay?? (love you too princess ❤️)

beth what about us? do we not exist anymore? 😔

ynthewinner bitch what you’re literally in the last pic????

beth ooh sorry mb mb

beth in your car the radio up!

tagged: @ynthewinner @/rey @/sparklybitch @/bejeweled @redheadedartfreak

ynthewinner in your car, the radio up!

sparklybitch we keep trying to talk about us

redheadedartfreak i’m someone you maybe might love

bejeweled i’ll be your quiet afternoon crush

rey i’ll be your violent overnight rush

beth make you crazy over my touch

festussbestie BUT ITS JUST A SUPERCUT OF US 🤩🤩

ynthewinner 🤨🤨🤨

trophyhusband sweating my ass off. this is nerve wracking (you guys got this!!!)

nemo you have no ass to sweat off 🤨

trophyhusband stfu

festussbestie shouldn’t yall be watching your girlfriends play instead of being on your mfing phones? 😒😒

rey yeah i agree

trophyhusband they’re not on yet

rey pay attention

trophyhusband yes ma’am 🫡

ynthewinner WE WON 🦅🦅🦅 (someone also decided to finally make a move)

tagged: @beth @/rey @/sparklybitch @/bejeweled @redheadedartfreak

frankenstein don’t bring me and hazel into this ☹️

ynthewinner shut up yall are cute together 🥰

rey good job girls!

ynthewinner smth is very wrong here…

beth ik reyna congratulating us??? unheard of 🤨🤨

nemo wow you did it

ynthewinner you knew we’d win stfu

trophyhusband a daughter of nike for real 😚😚

ynthewinner i’m wearing adidas???

trophyhusband yk what? nvm

[noahtally-famous]

I haven't made a tier list, like, ever bc I'm highkey worried ppl will come at me for my ships but fuck it we ball

some explanations/highlights below the cut!

emwayne = the best friends of rajbow getting together?? hell yeah (bowie and emma will always be best friends to me). wayne would help emma come into her growth while making sure she stays silly, I love them sm

I think the rest of the first-tier ships are pretty self-explanatory?? if you want me to (ramble) talk abt any of them lmk!

I thought of caleb/chase (calase? chaleb?) out of nowhere one bright sunny morning and they've been a concept in my head ever since. I find it funny that I hc the idea of caleb being this kitten lover who also works hard to get where he stands trying not to use his looks as an advantage, while chase is this laidback thrillseeker, pet-store destroyer, who would totally do stuff recklessly unlike caleb's more methodical approaches. it'd aggravate caleb so so much, like what if chase is the only person that he comes close to snapping at lmao I genuinely can talk abt them all day but I digress

ripaxel is actually interesting--I'm an axelle truther through and through but axel can be bi or pan or anything in between, y'know. plus their dynamic is kinda funny, like kickass girl x alpha-male wannabe

I adore rajbow, but bowie x caleb is one of the ships I ironically don't mind seeing on my dash; it's interesting to think abt how things would've gone if they'd gotten together

(speaking of which, raj x caleb was one of the ships on the list but I didn't add it, though it would've been interesting as well to imagine like rajbow would still be endgame but if caleb was raj's gay awakening without raj even realizing)

raynebow, admit it or not, would be an awesome dynamic. emwayne is on top for me, but these three would be pretty cool together, like rajbow already being a thing and then wayne coming into his own sexuality realization lmao for me, wayne is either the classic straight best friend or a bisexual mess, there's no in between

the concept of what's going on between priya and caleb currently is what I like more than the ship itself; I like the idea of priya having a crush (though her character derailment for it is a bit annoying smh) while caleb is just genuinely doing this for an alliance lmao (if caleb does grow feelings for priya in the process--which I don't doubt could happen, it's total drama after all, that'd be even funnier)

bowie & chase are the reluctant exasperated and annoyed sibling & feral sibling dynamic for me. like chase does smth stupid (not a hard thing to do) and bowie's genuinely stunned whenever it actually seems to work (I'm thinking abt ep1 of s2 here lmaoo)

bowie & emma weren't mentioned as one of the pairings, for obvious reasons, but them as besties fr and I really wanted them to rekindle their friendship 😔

mk using caleb to get ahead of the game in tiny details (climbing on his back, etc etc) is so fucking funny, they're on the platonic tier for me simply bc of that. and caleb would be so oblivious lmfaoo

waaay before when s1 hadn't come out and ppl speculated on priya & chase being the Main Couple (and then everything went to shit after), I've switched trains in regards to that; them as a platonic friends duo would be crazy. kickass girl who can do anything (except feelings) & dumbass guy who does stupid impulsive shit for thrills (and cannot do feelings); they'd both fumble at romance shit and rant abt it while making it seem like they have it under control, it'd be wack; she would hate him for doing stupid shit and making them lose challenges, he'd talk shit abt "taking risks" and whatnot, and she'd be like "I'll smash my water bottle over your head, that's a risk I want to take rn!!" fr priya would beat his ass (and maybe save his ass if they ever reach that point of their dynamic lmaoo)

I think that's all I need to say! also I didn't add all of the ships on the list mostly bc idk much abt them or their dynamics

[cyclament]

December 10, 2023 - December 13, 2023

Finger armour thingy I wanted to CAD and 3D print over the winter break that I never got around to.

Made the paper mockup one night at home and was super happy w it. Then did a stupid and kept it in my lanyard thing and then I lost 2 of the pieces 😢. Took longer than it should've to lose them, considering their precarious position, but I was still devastated. Tried remaking it later on but it didn't work out 😭

I tried to CAD it once sem2 started up, but I realised I have no idea how to do so. I tried to do smth where I get the profiles down w extrude cuts, but I couldn't get any angle other than complete birds-eye/side-view from looking like ass. smh i'll try again some day

Glue and pen on paper

[shroomi1e]

realistic reasons why genshin men are undateable‼️

ft: aether, albedo, razor, diluc, itto, gorou, childe, zhongli, kaeya, xiao (pt 2)

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aether

my man is too busy looking for his sister 💀

as nice as he his, he probs doesn't have room in his heart for a relationship

he travels so much, you'd probably get tired if you don't die in teyvat first

if we're talking ab abyss aether however...

he'd be way too obsessed and focused on overthrowing celestia and the gods

and even if he does have room in his heart for you, don't expect to be the first priority

albedo

let's be honest, he doesn't have time for a relationship

he'd probably get bored once he's done learning everything there is to know ab you

a workaholic, working 24/7

also unless you're a science nerd like him, don't be surprised if he just decided to drop you bc you can't catch up with his science ramblings

id imagine he'd use you for weird experiments like in his story quest

razor

a furry

can't communicate

would probably start barking at you idk

would 100% try to lick you

very overprotective bc of his past

would try to give you dead rabbits and squirrels as gifts/signs of affection like how cats or dogs do

diluc

emotionally unavailable but he's hot so it's fine

if you're more emotional/sensitive then he's gonna make you cry at one point or another bc of how cold he is

has his walls built so high, it's gonna take persistence to take them down

too busy running a whole wine industry + protecting monstadt at night

would be SUPER overprotective, borderline suffocating. he's gonna try to hold on to you until it hurts

he doesn't mean it ofc, he's just scared of losing you (fatherless behavior smh)

he needs to get a lot of his shit together before he can start a proper relationship *cough cough* KAEYA *cough cough*

itto

he's a complete dumbass, just like any other typical himbo

is the type to plan out a whole party and buy a bunch of gifts only to get your birthday date wrong

it's endearing but it might get annoying at one point

definitely gets into a lot of trouble with city authorities, you'd always have to clean up his mess or bail him out

again, he never has bad intentions, but it's gonna get annoying at some point

gorou

another furry

better get used to him talking ab how amazing kokomi is

also gives off overprotective vibes

doesn't have much time or room for you, at least not until the resistance is over

childe

too busy killing people 😘

depending on who you are, dating a fatui harbinger might cause some problems

unless you're cool w trying to drown a whole nation and commiting genocide idk

even though he comes off as friendly, he probably has also built walls like diluc, they're just not as obvious

somewhere deep down he's scared he might end up harming you or losing you, since he's well aware of his position and what he does

(bro did you see that line in his story quest where he says smth like "if i were to quit being a harbinger I'd love to travel the world w you😭)

ok that's enough childe for today, and yes i will be writing a fanfic later

zhongli

this peepaw is hella old fashioned

being the god of contracts, he's gonna expect 100% loyalty, and might get a wee bit possessive, even if it's not obvious

he's just incredibly good at hiding it

being immortal, he might not even try to date you in the first place bc he knows you can't have a "normal" relationship

he'd rather not have you at all than to watch you grow old while he stays the same, eventually having to sit by your deathbed

oh geez that got dark quickly didn't it

but if he does have you, he's not letting you go, even if you don't want him anymore

will probably try to keep you forever bc of the "contract" y'all made😨

someone write a yandere zhongli fic and send me the link pls 😘😘

kaeya

we've all seen him weasel his way out of doing his work

would try to manipulate you with his smooth talk

although his heart is set in the right direction, much like diluc, he needs to get his shit together before he can carry a healthy relationship

also would probably come home drunk a lot

having a "flirty personality" can often be mistaken for flirting with others

so unless you're a holy nun or smth you're gonna argue ab it with him at some point

xiao

bold of you to assume he's gonna even pay attention to you

as we all know, he comes off as cold and standoffish, even if he might not mean it

he's just carrying way too much on his shoulders to also have a relationship as well

his karmic debt as well as the duty of the sole protector of liyue is going to put a burden on him, and he wouldn't want others to share that burden with him

despite how he feels about you, he's only ever going to see himself as a protector, never your partner

because his sole priority is to keep you safe, and keeping you safe means not getting too close to you

might even go out of his way to be mean to you just to make sure you won't get close to him☹️

but even so, he'll be there when you call, since he is your protector after all

a/n: damn the amount of ff inspo i got just from writing a stupid hc...

[totiredtowrite]

oh you lookin for headcanons? hmmm how aboooout ushiwaka, aone, bokuto, and atsumu with a boyfriend who always seems to get hurt? like maybe baby boy’s clumsy, or maybe he always uses himself as a human shield for other people, or he’s a little aggressive during club activities, or maybe he’s a dumbass with rbf who gets into fights with other people because they always think he’s tryna start shit

- airhead

[hey bestie it’s been so long I’ve been dying cause one of my little brothers got reconstructive surgery on his leg and I have to take care of him :’) also I’m glad you took time for yourself and had a break. don’t push yourself too hard]

Uncoordinated - Headcanons

Warnings - Cursing, mentions of injury

Note: Good moorningggg

Male Reader

Ushijima Wakatoshi

Ushijima's a careful guy alright

He's probably only tripped like twice in his lifetime 😀

So ofc when you guys started dating, he was a lil bit shocked at how easily you got hurt

like all the time?

He can't even tell if it's just a thing or if you're clumsy

He'll try his best to bandage you if you need it, but my guy is not graceful

Like at all

His hands are huge and only ever seem to do the right thing in volleyball, you can't expect him to be able to delicately place a band aid on your knee or smth

Most of the time tendou does it 😭

Now before you started dating he was all "why would I want someone who trips over everything"

He wasn't sure why it was a cute trope?

And tbh he's still not sure, but bc he thinks you're cute he thinks it's cute

Yk?

He'll see that trope in a show or something and go "hey my boyfriend does that"

Highkey brags about you when you're not around

Jus thought I'd tell you 🤪

Anyways yeah that's it for big guy

Loves his clumsy boyfriend

Even if you somehow find a way to trip over nothing

Aone Takanobu

Side note the gif is so fuckin cute >:((((

Also I may or may not simp for aone to another degree so ehe

So you wouldn't think it, but Aone is kind of a hopeless romantic

In the sense that he sees couples in media or in his school and thinks "wow I want that"

And may or may not read romance novels

ANYWAYS

He never thought he'd be in a relationship with a dude but surprise?

He'd just never put any thought into it

Look at where he is now.

So basically you're the aggressive one (🤪) in the relationship

Face it aone's a pushover

Like a huge pushover

I would say you bullied him into the relationship but really he kept kinda gravitating towards you

And he love you 🥰🥰

So basically he's like "damn why you always hurt 🤨"

And he comes to find out that it's because you fight

Like a lot

Anything that moves isn't safe 😟

Half the time you didn't even start the fights smh

Ofc he'll try his best to break up the fights

He's a big scary looking guy

So sometimes he'll so that thing where he stands behind you to scare people off and then you turn around all proud and he's like "yes babe you did great" and pats your head

That is all I want :(

But on another note

The team may tease him about how enthusiastic he is about some guy

He'll smile at you :0

Angry and calm trope is best trope 😩

Bokuto Koutarou

He loves you he really does

He's always "my boyfriend this" and "my boyfriend that"

All

The

Time

The team is tired of it but at least they can make you deal with him

But he's always kind of confused

You're so aggressive???

Like club activities r fun and all, but you somehow always seem to scrape your knee or get a bruise or dislocate your shoulder

Mostly just bruises but still

He's worried about you :(

He can be really airheaded at times but he's actually a really emotionally smart guy

He's captain for a reason

Ofc he'd be worried when his boyfriend keeps getting hurt in practice

Hell be all "Heyy soo maybe tone it down a biiit cause I don't want you to get huuurt and"

My heart

Just pat him on the head and tell him you'll be good

He tries to make you stay away from the things where you'd get hurt the most but it won't work well lol

CEO of kissing injuries better

😩😩😩🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Atsumu Miya

Atsumu can be such a dick

We know he got them bad qualities 🙄

So yeah it was sorta surprising when he managed to snag the nicest most selfless guy in the school 🤨

Because seriously you're like the best

You'll always be helping students outtt or walking them hoome or breaking up fiiights or starting fights with douchbags

Yeah

So here you are, being this glowy genuinely nice guy, (probably walking kittens home or saving babies from house fires), and then atsumu

Atsumu, this asshole

He's not that bad but he's still kind of insufferable

Lil weird how y'all r dating

But back on topic

You, being the dude you are, usually step in to help people out as much as you can

And over half the time you get some kind of injury

You always throw yourself in the middle of fights or pull risky bs to help others

He loves it sm

Mostly because he gets to patch you up

He thinks that's romantic

Like if he's cleaning a cut you got or banging up a bruise

Whenever he sees you get hurt he goes 🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘

Little weird but whatever

Also peppers kisses to your face all the time

Definitelt brags to Osamu

"Look at my boyfriend he's so nice and selfless I bet you wish you had him HA you don't"

He's a tool but ig he's alright 🙄

[naz-yalensky]

flashback to like 4 or 5 years ago in 4th grade when we had this certain headboy. like, we had classes 1 to 10 cramped in the same building, yeah? so like more responsibilities for head boy and head girl. anyway, so this headboy... our class didn't like him. he repeatedly came to complain to our classteacher about our "unacceptable behavior" during recess. lol ok boomer. anyway— everyone used to call him "cockroach". like, i still dunno his name, naturally. never did. just "cockroach". basically, the mf came to complain like 5 out of the 6 days of school. everyone grew tired of him eventually. and then we have this boy (gonna call him "a") in our class, he's like coolkid™ ig. his personality is, certainly. he convinced the whole class to go along with his crazy plan. well, half the class, the ones he knew would agree with him. anyway, so it was like after recess. our class was like kinda really silent, like it was normal chatter but considering our principal came to tell us that we were the worst class ever, it was like unnaturally silent. anyway, someone in our class approached the teacher in the staff room armed w the book and the notebook and claimed she didn't understand smth like yeah, a few minutes before bell so she was a bit delayed. everyone else was present in our class. and naturally, a subtly spilled soapy water infront of the door(if the teacher arrived before cockroach, complain that the floor was wet. there was no backup plan about cockroach). there really was no need for any backup plan. trust cockroach to be annoying and drop in, calling out a "may i come in?" before he walked in. he was kinda confused about why the teacher wasn't there yet tho. little did he know- and then the mf slipped. a 16yo fell victim to petty revenge of 9yos?? apparently it was the funniest shit ever. the whole class was laughing. i was trying to drink water and choking(unfortunately, I used to drink like an alcoholic apparently) on it. and then the teacher from the next class drops in, annoyed at the noise.. he straight up gasps. and yells from the doorway. my water bottle was still open. i was sitting in the first row and— rip to cockroach's shirt. (the teacher made me apologize formally. i still remember. i am bitter.) i don't really remember what happened after, it's been ages, but cockroach only dropped in once after (when a student fell off the staircase) so good riddance ig. he wasn't that bad, our class was just immature. still, that was like the funniest shit. (still don't remember why no one told on A but I'm pretty sure they were threatened or maybe their benchmates just simply made them with means unknown. dunno). i miss going to school

This is the best thing ever omgg

Yes, cockroach shouldn't have just complained everyday or else it wouldn't have happened smh

As a school leader, I'm always on my class's side, I just complain about that one bitch prefect constantly and that hoe also complains about me so that evens it and that's it

This reminds me of that one time when even our math teacher planned to join our ice bucket challenge on this guy and yeah it worked and he didn't talked to us for 4 months straight but dw we forced him into becoming our friend again

[bausbitch]

I'm sorry

Reid x reader

ANGST AHAHA

Req but @blankets-for-bees

Warnings: kidnapping, established relationship, gunshot, Spencer being an ass at first, also this IS NOT really funny as my other works //read: I'll try because I'm just such a naturally good comedian,,,or a mental asylum escapee,,// 🤩 OH and a happy ending

Spencer had been,,,,

Awfully cold to you

For the last 6 months

Yeah, it was beginning to get on your nerves

It felt like living with a whole ghost 👻

And it wasn't like it was his work

You two had the same job for fucks sake

You even shared a home

But lately

Spencer would ONLY talk to you at work

And only when it was life or death

So basically when hotch paired you two up

And omg

The team

They had no idea

So they insisted you two sleep in the same room on this case

Bc you two are their fav couple!!!!!

But they didn't know that for the last six months

You were practically single

Except you couldn't go anywhere

And you wouldn't go out to flirt with people

Because you were a good s/o

*cough* unlike Spencer *cough*

Ok so this usub

The universe said

Fuck you, yn yln 🤩🤪🤡

This particular unsub

Kidnapped failing couples

And threw them in a house

A giant doll house

And sedated them

And played with them like dolls

And made them kiss and stuff

Like

Idk how to explain it

Like when you were little

And you didn't know you really LIKED liked girls

But you were always making your Frankie and ghoulia monster high dolls kiss in the first grade????

Or like

I think it's like ep 12 season 5

My best friend and I watched that one

Sigh

I miss her

Anyways

When you finally moved rooms

You walked in

And it felt like the weight of the world was lifted

Off of your shoulders

Don't worry the world is still pretty heavy

Issok though the world doesn't have to be a skinny legend

WAIT

This is supposed to be an angst

Ok

AHEM

Angsty angst angst

So you were like

Hell yeah

I'm gonna go chill in the jacuzzi

Then I'm gonna come back

And I'm gonna have a level head

Key words: come back

See, I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man

Okokok

So you were vibing in the jacuzzi

Then you saw Spencer

And

Gasp!

A woman that didn't look like any of the girls on the team was going into his room!!

You knew

You were being irrational

But you were like

Son of a bitch >:(

Alexa play jealousy by Monsta x

Anny. W. Ays

You went into the room

Or at least you knocked

And gasp

She answered

Ok

She seemed,,,

Suspicious

Probably bc she's the unsub yn you dumb bitch

And you were like

"Hey is Spencer in there?"

Like you WEREN'T his h*cking gf

And she straight up

PUNCHES YOU

Ok more like

Knocks you out with a blow to the face

And draws you inside

Ok now Spencers pov bc you're getting too much attention and he needs an explanation for making me play jealousy

Spencer

Oh god that I don't believe in how do I explain him

He was having a tough time

Ok wbk he's smart as hell

But when I comes to people who are FINE

Such as yourself

He gets a lil

*Patrick star from Spongebob noises*

So

Even if you guys had literally been dating for like

Five? Six? Years

He was starting to get scared

Bc

Ok so you guys had said the L world

You said it all the time

But

Spencer

He

He wanted to propose to you

Like

On one knee

Ring and everything

But he was scared

He was really really scared

Bc he wouldn't know what to do if you said no

Which

Why would you

You two were practically already married

You literally had a drunken, unofficial ceremony at Rossi's place one time

But he felt like

You wouldn't be ready

So he was like

Ok gotta set up a back up plan

If they reject me

And I have to go to work and see them

How do I not see them

How do I live without them?

Ah

I ignore them

😌

Plan: set

Spencer : fucking idiot

SO HE

He acted like you weren't there

And he eventually thought you were mad at him

Bc you weren't reaching out any more

Dumb bitch they think YOU'RE mad at them

Okokokok

Back to kidnapping

When he woke up

He was,,,,

*drum roll*

In a house?

A really nice house

Or at least the bedroom was nice

Or the roof of it

And what he could see from his peripheral vision

He could see you though

He could feel you

You were laying on his chest

Your arms around him

And he could tell you were still asleep

His serotonin levels went up higher than they had in months

Over the last six months he hadn't said a word

And he'd let you sleep on the couch

Smh and I thought he was a genius

But he missed you

But he had to make sure he was ready

To be honest

He probably knew what he was doing was irrational and the definition of idiotic

He also knew that by doing this he was maximising his chances of you not wanting to marry him

But he just

"Y'all hear smth?" -Spencer Reid, about his problems

Annie Oakley

Anyways

While he was too busy making heart eyes at your sleeping figure

Ya boy forgot to check if he could move

Turns out,,,,

He couldn't

Bc,,,,

*puts hands together like cat in the hat does*

This unsub, like I said before

SEDATED YOU TWO

So he waited

Until

The woman he unwillingly let into his hotel room, all by the service of a gun and a threat to his life 😄

Came and did whatever the fuck she was gonna do

Play with you guys more than my 6th grade crush played with my heart

And she did😋🥳🤩!!!!

But don't fret

She wasn't gonna hurt you

You had actually concluded the deaths were accidental

Just like me

Okoko so

She was strong

Like really fucking strong

Because she hauled both you and Spence

Into a little dining room

And served and fed you breakfast

You were connected to iv tubes

But still

But everything

The creepiest detail

According to me at least 💁✨

Was how all the food and everything

Were wood

Like

Toys for kids

Or something karuna satori would use in an asmr video

-

You woke up in the middle of,,,

Watching a movie on the couch with Spencer????

It was still daytime

Or so you thought

Bc the unsub pulled up

WITH A GUN

You don't have many things in life rn, but here's a list if things you do have, to cheer you up 😋

A lovely hole in your arm! V v useful for holding very small, thin, cups!!!

A v sad Spencer Reid! Comes with his own tears and despair!!! How fun!

And last but not least!

A wonderful speech from our sponsor!! //read: the unsub//

"Why must everything bad always happen to me! You two are very bad dolls! No one is a good doll, you're all useless and now I have to kill you >:("

Lmfao why does she sound like my bratty baby cousin

Anyways

"The FBI is at the door! Which one of you called them? You whore! It was probably you!"

First of all,,, how dare she

You didn't even THINK about other men in the 6 months your boyFRIEND ghosted you

So

Jokes on her

Second of all

You were bleeding out and Spencer was wiggling behind you

Probably a victory dance smh 😤

But then

GASP!!!

she went upstairs 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

And you heard voices

Morgan!!! Hotch!!! *insert police's name*!!

Then you passed out bc

💥bloodloss💥

And when you woke up

Spencer was fine

Physically

But he was hunched over

"Yn I'm so sorry. I love you so much and I was so scared I'd lose you if I proposed too early, and now I'm probably going to lose you without even saying a word. Honey I love you, I love you so much-"

And you were like

Hold up

LET GO OF MY HAND MF YOU MAY BE SKINNY BUT YOUR STRONG WTF

Then

"Did you say purpose?"

And he was like

"Yes(?) "

And you kissed him for the first time in sixth months

"Yes I'll marry, now let go of my hand"

[hiilybemyfriendpls]

tw venting (also not super regression related) (mother's day related) (but also I'm regressing right now sooooo)

MAN okay so mother's day, right?

For context: I'm a computer science major. I code things. It's something I'm good at.

But! I also have an inordinate amount of perfectionism and set myself really high standards for things, especially (as I've discovered this year) when it comes to doing things for others.

So, my mom's a big startup person, and she'd had this idea for an app for a while.

And! She's very hard to get things for.

So, I was gonna build her an app.

Which is a lot harder than I thought!!! ESPECIALLY bc I started with an egregiously terrible Android Studio way. (jgdfgkjdf)

BUT all the no-code or low-code options were WAY more confusing imo

but android studio just straight up doesn't work. ifykyk ig (it's REALLY slow and my computer sounds like an airplane every time I use it..... it's a coding environment??? if I need to emulate an entire ass phone I will but NOT RN RN I AM JUST MAKING BUTTONS GRRR)

honestly would be easier to make in python

as is everything lol

but that has its own hurdles

ANYWAY

so I burnt myself out trying to make this damn app and now it's mothers day and I am sitting here with my vimeo video and my fucking 20 slide sketch and AND I KNOW

I KNOW

as SOON as I start presenting these slides my mom's gonna think I coded her an app

and I KNOW she'll be dissapointed

and even though she'll prolly be fine with it and still happy bc mothers day

I jsut feel like I couldve done SO much better and made her SO much happier and

uggggg

I feel just

so dissapointed in myself /gen

and this is not the first time this has happened

I just set up such high standards for myself and get all pissy when I can't achieve them

because I COULD

I COULD BURN MYSELF OUT

AND HAVE GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT SKILLS

AND WORK 8 HOURS A DAY

but I DONT and it SUCKS

smh

anyway, I'm not writing a script lmao

this is already skuffed

i don't want to code this app anymore

my gift to her will only be like 4 hours of work (ig 10 if u count my failed + inaccessible android studio work) so whatever

and here I was thinking I was gonna make my dad a game SDKJHFSDHKJ

I guess idk anything I didn't learn in school huh

i just really really wish I was more motivated for ANYTHING

that i didn't want to just sit and watch youtube all day

ALSO ANOTHER FAILURE OF MINE

IM SUPPOSED TO BE AVOIDING STRESS RN LOL

HAHAHA

I have a (partially) stress-induced skalp thing I'm trying to get rid of

DFHDSK anyway

idk

it's just a classic 3 am bout of stress

imma do a puzzle or smth and watch a show to feel better bc it's already pretty late anyway *shrug*

also! I've been listening to a rarity agere playlist for the past 4 hours!!! Top tier!!!!