#I was lied to

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

full metal alchemist isn't even full metal. he's like, 30% metal at best. shameful

[hamham-moments]

[blackblogz]

soo Troy Otto and Nick was not really a thing?

[the-brainrot-central]

Me: (starts reading American Psycho)

Me: huh where’s all the gay sex 🤨🤨🤨⁉️⁉️

[buckybarnesss]

veggie straws are basically pringles with better health marketing

[justsigma-bsd]

Yep. This family sucks

(I don’t know- it would be nice)

"..."

[calamitydaze]

it’s not cannibalism day

[scro-gun]

I just bought a tube of green lipstick because I'm dressing up for a Renaissance festival and tell me why when I tried it on, it was RED. This was not advertised as color changing or any shit like that. THE TUBE SAID GREEN. THE LIPSTICK IS GREEN. WHY ARE MY LIPS RED.

[reaper-of-light-12]

I must not touch the tattoo. Touching the tattoo is the mind-killer. Touching the tattoo is the little death that brings obliteration. I will face my need to touch the tattoo and I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past... I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the urge to touch the tattoo has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[purpletrafficcone]

WAIT BOP IT ENDS?!

YOU CAN WIN BOP IT!?!

OH MY FUCKING GOD I DIDNT KNOW THIS AAA I WAS FUCKING WITH MY SISTERS BOP IT AND GOT TO 100 AND IT SAID "WOW YOU WIN! [SCORE, 100]" AND I WAS LIKE WAIT W H A T LIKE, I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE SIMON WERE IT JUST KEEPS GOING, IVE BEEN LIED TO MY ENTIER LIFE.

D:

[greyias]

The face of a grifter.

[earlgreyandanime]

My professor: Today, we'll begin talking about the French Revolution.

Me, internally: I get to wear my favorite outfit and talk about Marie Antoinette all in one day!

My professor proceeded to talk about the American Revolution for the entire class.

[dreadcase]

im surrounded by dragons and dinosaurs and shit and i can’t even turn into a gay little bat

[bored-bookish-ace]

I WAS LIED TO.

I THOUGHT FOR YEARS THAT THE STORY OF THISBE AND PYRAMUS WAS ABOUT TWO GAY LOVERS. NIT STRAIGHT PEOPLE

[lovemeonlytilthespring]

Used both healing items, got one back. Second try.

(Original upload date: October 18, 2022)

[ithappensoffstage]

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"