I need psychologists to step tf up and do more research on social anxiety caused by (bullying) trauma bc idgaf about ordering food at a restaurant, but meeting new people especially when they all know each other and I'm the stranger (quite specific trauma) literally takes me back to when I was 8 and the new kid at school that no one wanted to be friends with lololololol
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MC: *Staring at a wall*
Mammon: oi! Human! The heck you starin' at that wall for?
MC:... They call it an egg salad because it's all just egg.
Mammon: What?
MC: They use hard boiled eggs and mayonaise... and mayonaise is made out of eggs. So it's just an egg salad.
Mammon:....
******
Lucifer: Why are you two staring at a wall?
Mammon: you're not gon' believe this...
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i don't write for him but thinking about pinning hobie's legs to his chest and splitting his pussy open on your cock hngh. he's so long and skinny, he's a literal beanpole, so it's relatively easy to pin him down. he'd be so smug about it, but i feel like he'd definitely let you have your way with him.
he probably has some sort of piercing on his clit, one that glints when the lowlight catches it. he keeps himself trimmed and neat, and he'd bite his lip with half-lidded eyes as you both watch your cockhead push against his fat lips and slide between his slick slit. fuck, just imagine your cockhead kissing his swollen tcock, the jacob ladder piercings lining your cock making his cunt flutter.
i can just imagine hobie tilting his head back, eyes fluttering shut as a low groan slips past his lips when you sink in. your cock bullies its way inside, the bumps of your piercings scraping against his gummy walls and making him shudder, gasping so wetly as your cockhead kisses his cervix.
and knowing how skinny this mf is, i can imagine hobie giving you a smug smirk when he presses his hand to the bump in his belly, and pressing down on it, relishing the grunt that escapes you.
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also I've seen multiple ppl like "nonbinary doctor confirmed!!" IF YALL WATCHED 12 & 13 YOU WOULD KNOW THEY'VE BEEN NONBINARY SINCE 12. THIRTEEN AND TWELVE CONTINUOUSLY AND CONSTANTLY TALK ABOUT BEING NONBINARY. I'M GOING TO HIT YOU PEOPLE W BROOMS.
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Guys i cooked again🫡🫡
I should do a 19 days rant again kinda miss those ngl
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Danielle and Stefania
Season 7 BTS
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Tianshan boyfriends being cute~
Simply love the non-verbal communication between those 2 ❤️
Also could we ask for the next Christmas special in July? 😭🙏 Sure it doesn't make sense, but look at them husbands~ I don't want to wait another 6 months
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