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nuclear-caffeine-addiction · 3 months ago

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I am. Absolutely sobbing. Half the grid made a goodbye post for Danny and not even Oscar made one for Logan.

#hngghh #oh narrative who are you #I want to stab you

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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William Afton winning that “idgaf” award in FNAF

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rel312 · 4 months ago

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I find it so funny that Logan had no idea who wade was or even that he had regenerative healing powers until he literally tried to kill him and then had no reaction when wade didn’t die

#like he literally just went straight for murder #great now I get to stab you as many times as I want #and then when he didn’t die was just like #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadpool #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool spoilers

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bookalicent · 4 months ago

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yeah so this was insane

#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov #and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm #everyone’s like wtf except for percy #and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid #and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like #‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all #which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt #and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt #and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it #so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way #that’s gotta mean a lot to percy #also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability #allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about #feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame #and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL #and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him #like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it #also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer #jason grace #percy jackson #pjo #ashla.txt

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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago

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makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

#“don't tell me you fuckin liked it 🤨” “you have no idea 😃”#x2 logan is going to see that in the tva screens and go 🤨😳🏳️‍🌈⁉️#dp&w Logan going “you don't understand he's fucked up he's my favorite of these assholes”#and then turn around and yell at wade “FUCKTARD”#hear the distinct “oh he's adorable can't resist flirting with me across the room LOVE YOU TOO SHITFACE”#“KEEP AN EYE ON OUR DAUGHTER OR IT'S MY SWORDS IN YOUR DELICIOUS ABS IN THREE SECONDS”#x2 Logan going 🤨 at the daughter in question mary puppins #Logan being as hung up on Jean as he'd been might just Reconsider mr wade wilson #👀👀👀👀👀👀👀#pspsps Logan #one rainbow brigade bitch to another? i dont think jean can do that #she clawed u up that one time but see what walmart santa claus is doing here #he's riddling you with bullets ✅ fuckin emptying the cartridges on your scrumdiddlydumptruck ass #he's stabbing adamantium ADAMANTIUM swords in you up until the sword hilts ✅#Logan listen #jean needed to be with phoenix first before Doing All Those Things Which She Did With You #but Deadpool? Deadpool is in it for the shits and giggles #Look. I'm not a woman of science. But there seems to be Chemistry among us.#I'd hit the emergency meeting button but i don't fucking want to 😁#deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #logan howlett #wade wilson #poolverine #deadclaws #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda #Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 12 days ago

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Breaking Bread, and Spilling Soup.

[Bonus art]

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #jiang yanli #jin zixuan #The amount of times I had to double check my spelling for Jin Zixuan...#Why does he have to have a cousin who's name is just one letter off...why...#I originally wrote out WWX asking for an update on his sister more explicitly - however even the Audio Drama has LWJ pick up #on the fact WWX wants to hear news about how JYL is doing. Though I'm certain he knows how much it will sting.#This might be official somewhere - but I personally believe that LWJ made the stop in Yiling to run into WWX to share the news.#Three days feels like a remarkable short time to tell someone about a wedding...though I imagine this wasn't LWJ's first attempt.#Maybe he delayed because he felt like it was not his news to share. Maybe he tried for weeks to find him.#Regardless...ouchie! A fun reminder that Jiang Yanli still means a lot to WWX even if he did cut ties with Yunmeng Jiang.#How many stabs to the heart did this feel like? To not be invited at all? To know she's marrying someone you fear will treat her poorly?#To know that the world and people you left behind haven't stayed stagnent. That they are moving on and moving away from you?#It never feels good to be left behind. Even when we burn the bridges with our own hands.

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nonbinary-arsonists · 7 months ago

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HELL YEAH PRI(D(EMO)N)TH

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betrixxxed · 7 months ago

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This was supposed to be a warmup before I went back to making "serious" art...it was the only thing i ended up drawing. oops

#dungeon meshi #marcille dungeon meshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #marcille dunmeshi #marcille donato #laimar #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #i guess???? in case you wanted Laios getting inconsequentially stabbed by an icicle to be a big surprise lol #i really liked this part ;0; it was so sweet #also rip @ Laios for getting directly hit in literally the only opening in his giant armor like how likely is that

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katabay · 4 days ago

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it's the musketeers babyyyyy

just shaking off some cobwebs, figuring some visuals out, trying out some brushes. someone get d'artagnan off of that before he falls.

#the three musketeers #from right to left: athos > d'artagnan > porthos > aramis #porthos is Not where i want him to be but we gotta work thru the Not Quite Right before we achieve Character Designs #if you follow me elsewhere then u know that some people. i just do not draw the same way twice #pour one out for brutus of stab caesar fame. if he was not essential to Stabbing Caesar i'd stop drawing him entirely #(<< a joke. that's a joke)#anyway porthos has to look like he can easily fold someone in half but the thing that's fucking me up is the hair style #i am envisioning vs the hair style i end up drawing. we gotta hit the books fellas. we gotta get back to the shojo artists who draw curly #hair. they will hold the information i seek. and then i can make porthos beefier

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andy-clutterbuck · 10 months ago

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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We

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flamingpudding · 1 year ago

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Gala Pals

Danny glared at Vlad who was bosting about him to some other rich guy, Danny knew nothing about. He doesn't keep up with high society stuff. Vlad had dragged him to this Gala against his will, blackmailing him into it, and now he was stuck here. Well, considering the sour look, the kid of the other rich guy sported they were in a similar situation.

Vlad was now going on an on about his new building project he wanted the other guy to finace and Danny was only half listening as he muttered: "One wishes to acquainted your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls."

There was a pause, and he heard the fruitloops fake laughter before he added: "Repeatedly."

He blames Sam for this. She had been teaching him and Tuck about how to politely tell someone to fuck off because of a meme. Though he did not expect the kid next to him to response.

"I believe the cutlery appropriately sharpened and commonly used for cutting would work better in this case."

Danny stared at the kid that was only a couple years younger. Before mischievous smile spread accros his face when he saw the others smirk. Huh maybe this Gala wouldn't be as boring and tedious after all.

Meanwhile, Bruce did his best to keep his act up as Vlad Masters just wouldn't stop talking to him. He half listened in on his son conversing with Master's Godson. He was happy that his boy was making friends, but the way they talked, he really hoped Alfred had confiscated any blade, Damian could have smuggled into the Gala.

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpxdc #crossover #damian wayne #bruce wayne #vlad plasmius #dc x dp prompt #prompt idea #inspired by a meme #how to politley tell someone you want to hit or stab them #danny and damian are becoming gala friends #i have no idea why my brain did that #i just saw this meme on tiktok again and thought danny and damian #gala shenanigans

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trappedinafantasy37 · 27 days ago

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POV: Evil murder kitten tries to evil murder you in your sleep. She's desperate for a reason not to evil murder you because she does not want to.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #minthara #minthara baenre #evil murder kitten #i know i've posted this one before #but i just can't get over how cute and adorable she is right here - she really looks like a startled cat #regardless of whether you sleep with her or not #the prism still temporarily broke her connection to the absolute and then returned it to her right when she was about to kill you #and it sparked an immediate crisis of faith because everything about that night is all wrong - except for you #you having no connection to the absolute causes her to doubt the extent of the absolute's control #but she also begins to question the absolute as she found peace in the silence - peace in the absolute *not* controlling her for once #even with the absolute having returned to her - she still wants a reason *not* to kill you #in that moment she clocked you as a potential enemy of the absolute and by her oath - she would be obligated to kill you #which is why the only reason you can get her to stand down is by proving to her that you are not an enemy #and it is pretty easy to convince her that you're not an enemy because she is that desperate for any excuse from you #minthara is not the kind of person who would back off and run from a fight - and is definitely not spooked about assassinations #and she most certainly has stabbed someone in their sleep before and has killed a lover #but she does not like to engage in fights that she does not think are necessary nor to kill those she does not have a reason to kill #the fact that she pulled away when you caught her and she didn't immediately escalate the conflict into a full fight #is a pretty big indication that she has some pretty extreme doubts about the absolute - and *she* does not see you as an enemy

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #phone guy #fnaf 1 #sister location #fnaf fanart #HOLY SHIT PHONE GUY MENTIONED AGAIN 🔥🔥#NOW WITH A FULL HUMAN DESIGN ☎️#listen I know I’ll never beat his object head form #BUT I wanted to take at least one stab at making him a design!#my thought process I based him off William and Bob the security guard from the movie!#those two basically gives off the general idea I thought phone guy looked like #made sure to give him red all over his design too to match the phone head deal 🙏🏾#SO YEAH in retrospect phone guy saying this TO MICHAEL is crazy #you think Michael just sat there like 😐#Michael straight up had an endo shoved into him and he was wore like a suit 💀#PHONE GUY definitely didn’t know but yeesh hit close to home there #I REALLY hope yall like PG design!!#I’ll probably tweak it a lil if I do draw it again #now phone guy phone dude and tape girl all have human designs let’s go!! 🩵🩵

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gd-dollopole · 2 months ago

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I should find another hobby

Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.

#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane #merthur #bbc merlin #merlin #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh #i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch #please send help

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empquipress · 3 months ago

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realized i never posted some little doodles i made of @narcissistcookbook and @bughuntermusic / @jammechanics. both based off tour and podcast art by the lovely DeepBlueInk.

if anybody got charms of the latter that I was giving out at the show, absolutely feel free to show me cause I would love to see where they all ended up!

#the narcissist cookbook #bug hunter #jam mechanics #art #trying to actually post on this blog more. one of my 30 blogs lmao #also for all of you who got the charm you can gawk at all the little details that dont show up well in tiny form #bonus fun lore: the statue head is of course supposed to be Papa Bug #and when making this i originally had Teddy be like a lil backpack but i wanted to balance out the bottom more #and then i had the thought of it'd be funny to give Teddy a knife and have them stabbing the rock #then the phrase ''Et tu Bug Hunter?'' popped into my brain and i simply just had to keep Teddy with a knife

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brainrotcharacters · 5 months ago

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I'm just so happy for Logan honestly he finally found a bitch insane enough to match his freak

#the rate that I started shipping poolverine is giving me whiplash #poolverine #Deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #wolverine #was it casual when you grinned up at me as i bled into your mouth #was it casual when you hit me on the head with a fire extinguisher so you could steal my self sacrifice moment #was it casual when you broke down that reinforced metal door trying to stop me from sacrificing myself #was it casual when i used your skeletal adamantium remains to kill space cops #was it casual when both of us wanted to stay in that car #was it casual when #no it fuckin wasn't #and all of us knew it #logan howlett #wade wilson #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024 #he's gone through so much relationship heartbreak #mostly romantic which absolutely fuels the deadclaws agenda anyway #it's nice to see him enjoy being with wade #being with (stabbing. clawing. bleeding on. being bled on by. etc.)

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