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6point5crows · 1 year ago

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Goddamnit

Rose (Doctor Who) x Inej (Six of Crows)

#literally I’m just picking names out of a hat and shoving them together #I want somebody to fight me on this #or agree with me #where’s my six of crows and doctor who crossover?#and I don’t mean the ohhh this characters is the doctor #no #I want their universes to collide #I want the Tardis to send them into the grishaverse #and just go good luck!!#I was to see Tenth try and explain England to Alina #please #six of crows #grishaverse #doctor who #rose tyler #inej ghafa

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buckingham-ashtray · 1 month ago

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Not Them still haunting me even on my hike.

More than one hundred miles away from home and I am still unable to escape Them. Not even physically.

I can't anymore. THEY WON’T LEAVE ME ALONE.

(watch me lose my absolute mind in the tags💀

#this is literally the physical manifestation of my subconscious. or consciousness more like.#can you imagine how utterly dumbstruck and BEWILDERED I was when this first whizzed past the car??#I was physically frozen in my seat cuz WHAT THE HELL IS THIS #WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLMES LAW&WATSON LAWYERS???#WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOLMES BEING THE LITERAL LAW AND WATSON BEING THE LAWYER FIGHTING FOR HIM #like sksjskskdjsksksk HELLO?!?!?#there’s me losing my mind over this existing and actually happening to ME and also just how mind bogglingly funny this is #(and yeah no we’re not talking about those two morons breaking the law for each other and being literal partners in crime on a daily basis.#I can’t do this anymore.#I actually want to walk in and straight up tell them GOOD JOB ON THE SIGNBOARD #consulting. lawyers.#somebody write a fic please.#bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #acd holmes #acd watson #acd johnlock #johnlock headcanon #buckingham-ashtray

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quesadilla-day · 2 months ago

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buddies :D yippee

meanwhile, in the fortress of meropide...

(stickerless under the cut)

#genshin impact #wanderer #wriothesley #nahida #sigewinne #art #mine #ok this one might need context but i have NO idea how to impart this information #uhhh #1- wanderer eats bugs #2- nahida and sigewinne are fun friends #theyre both small and cute and very perceptive #some may even say creepy #3- i think wanderer and wriothesley might fight like for fun and then theyre friends after #and they share some tea and talk about tea and tea recommendations and swap tea #i realize wanderer or scaramouche at his full power could easily kill a human with his bare hands but hear me out #it would be funnie #if the wanderer gets slapped around #and if the duke wants somebody to get slapped.....

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spacedlexi · 4 months ago

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maybe if i just put these screenshots together youll understand why i think their relationship just Works so well as it pertains to the characters and themes of S4 in general

neither of them know what theyre doing, but theyre figuring it out Together. the old ways are dead. and together theyll build a new future thats worth fighting for

#twdg #violentine #clems “i dont know” paired with violets “lets figure it out together”. screaming crying throwing up #clem never knew what she was doing!! she was just trying her best!! and now shes tired as SHIT!!! she wants a break 😭!!!#vi helps take that weight off by supporting her as much as she does (which is A LOT!! and clem supports her in return. they grow together)#that bit in the woods where instead of getting grossed out by the guts vi crouches down to ajs level and keeps the situation calm #and she looks up to clem and gives her a little smile. and clem just relaxes and smiles back !! DO YOU UNDERSTAND !!!#clem being anxious about her reaction. violet putting her at ease. clem getting to Relax for 2 seconds. they help each other CHILL 😭#ALSO why their walk home talking about ericson and renaming it and imagining what they could add to it is just so good narratively #they turned that prison into their HOME!! a place worth fighting for!!!#tenn wanting to help rebuild. vi saying Everyone will :') its a home for ALL OF THEM 😭 its about the COMMUNITY !!!#this is also why i think the friends route still works but theres just even more Juice with the romance. even ignoring minnie #violets “you better not disappear on me”. friended clems “ok” to romanced clems “i promise”#in a season about building a home and a family that second one just hits harder you know? and like above with the learning to dance #i just feel like their romantic relationship specifically fits into the overall themes of the game the strongest and elevates it #me talking at the wall (tumblr drafts)#all of my friends who have played twdg are too normie so i gotta make posts like this instead. or i'll die #wont somebody analyze narrative with me #it speaks

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bumblydumbly · 14 days ago

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Already said this but since everybody is too busy on the failmance happening im gonna say it again: Vi starting their confrontation by saying “never thought [my sister] would orphan kids” only to be stopped from killing jinx. By an orphan kid.

#its about how jinx specifically calls vi her sister. thats WHY she has to kill her she wont balk from that #but vi disowns her as a sister (crazy bc she was her only blood family but thats nbd in zaun) bc thats the only way she can kill jinx #vi just GASSED zaun and is a COP now jinx should be disowning her #it wouldve been SO good if jinx flipped the s1 finale situation #and started asking what vander or mylo or claggor would think while wearing his stolen goggles #if vi wasnt so hot yall would actually call out her bad decisions or red flags but go off ig #bc this scene is also after she watched jayve KILL a kid. not even orphan one! and she was LITERALLY like ‘so? kids be dying.’#anyway the fact that isha is also aware of cait trying to shoot jinx so she hugs her. puts her head in the mf WAY on purpose #and vi has to have the same moment as jayce. ‘what have we done’ you became the very thing you swore to hate sweetheart :))#to have a child from zaun. your home btw. look at you in an enforcer uniform and shes full of fear and rightous fury.#its that day on the bridge again. vi had that same look in her eyes when vander carried her away. when did her lines and her values become #so easy to sway. well bc she loves someone of course. but she betrays you too. i can only laugh #its stupid bc s1 jinx is literally only doing what vi grew up wanting to do for vander. like actually.#bc its the same that they cannot steal from topside so it wouldve meant stealing and fighting and eventually killing people in oposition #like your sister was building nail bombs at 9 years old. you encouraged her. ‘theyll work eventually’ and then she kills and vis like 😰😰🤢🤢#bc she only sees silco. ugh kill me #can somebody talk about THEM please yknow one of the main focuses of the show #arcane #netflix arcane #arcane season 2 #arcane s2 #arcane spoilers

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thousandyearphantombunker · 4 months ago

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i hate the fact the term karen went from describing a bitchy entitled customer to basically the modern day equivalent of calling a woman a harpy (misogynistic as fuck) and that people use the term on people out in public who are at the end of their rope emotionally from stress or a shitty day. I get it just because your having a rough time doesn't mean you get to be a dick but sometimes I think people are seriously lacking in empathy and I get it a lot shit the customer might be dealing with isn't your responsibility but like if a customer is struggling with something simple maybe don't be a dick? Just a thought.

#I'm so done with people calling customers with legitimate complaints/concerns Karen #If you messed up someone's order and they ask for a new one then fix it #What if they're on special diet for health reasons #What if they're practicing lent or are Muslim and you give them food that they can't have #What if the customer that's struggling with a simple self checkout has autism or something #People shouldn't have to give out these reasons unless they want to #Also corporations love to make customers out to be idiots and karens when they've seriously fucked up #Like that lady who got McDonald's coffee on her crotch suffered 3rd degree burns and was portrayed as an idiot/greedy #Don't be like that #ableism #misogny #Karen #I'm not kidding when I say it's becoming the modern day equivalent of calling a woman a harpy #Someone breaking down crying and freaking out in public can be annoying but maybe don't record them #Idk as someone with autism if someone recorded me having a meltdown or mocked me I'd be pissed #Even if they aren't mentally unwell no one deserves to bullied when they're at their own limit #Watch somebody call me a Karen for this #Like fight back against dickheads throwing temper tantrums but also don't be a bully #when you hear something about a Karen try and see if they are actually being a Karen or if they're just being put in a bad light #Like did they hit record after a bunch of harassment #cause thats happened

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dailykugisaki · 5 months ago

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Day 250 | id in alt

I like to think that Maki plays the game of "How many weapons does it take to make somebody mad" against Kugisaki and it never works because that girl loves to fight as much as she loves to shop.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #zenin maki #Kugisaki will fight a lot of things as long as she is not really told to do so #i think she low-key has chonic (i loathe doing what people say) syndrome #she does something and somebody says to do the thing she's doin she'll straight up stop #she will. do somethings as told though. depends. she has a job #its so funny watching Kugisaki purposely go close combat with Maki. girl youre challenging Maki's best with your worst!!!#SHE'LL FUCKIN DO IT AGAIN TOO #im trying to add more motion into my shit but that just makes me not want to color #you get the idea i hope

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beanghostprincess · 10 months ago

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Usopp is jealous of what Zoro and Sanji have. There's nothing romantic about it, but there is passion between them. And yes, Sanji and Usopp fight but not that much and never that way and they used to do it more when they weren't dating. And it's not like fighting has anything to do with passion or love or whatever, Usopp loves the way Sanji loves and the sweetness he always offers. But- But it's- It's a dumb reason. It's stupid. But Nami mentions something about Sanji and Zoro getting a room and Robin adds something about passion also coming from hatred and arguing. So Usopp tries to make Sanji mad. Again, stupid. But he tries. He tries to do everything on the list that makes Sanji lose control because he wants him to yell and fight with him and have the same back and forth they used to have, not the same he has with Zoro, but, you know. Something more passionate. But he never manages to make him angry. It's Sanji the one who's always either apologizing or holding himself back or trying hard not to say anything hurtful. And fine, okay, that's cute. That's so sweet. He loves Usopp so much. Too much. But it's a bit frustrating. So one day Usopp yells "Why won't you get angry at me?!" / "What? Why would you ever want me to do that? Did you hit your head, mon amour?" / "No! I just- Fuck. It's stupid. Drop it. It's dumb" / "It's obviously not dumb if it's bothering you so much. Tell me" / "I don't want to" / "Usopp" / "Nope" / "For fuck's sake, Usopp! Just tell me already or I will get it out of you!" But he grabs Usopp by the shirt while saying this like he used to do when they were just friends bickering, and it does something to Usopp. His heart is doing backflips. His blood is not, uh, in his brain precisely if you know what I mean. Sanji notices this after a few seconds and goes "Wait- Shit. Does seeing me angry turn you on?" / "Nope. Not at all. But if you could do it again that would be great-" / "Jesus fucking christ, Usopp, I can't stand you" / "You know, I'm not sure if you're truly angry right now or if you're indulging me. It's a bit confusing with, uh, the whole topic-" / "I actually don't know either. Let me think".

So turns out they end up talking about it before doing anything because Sanji is a romantic and he's all respectful and even if Usopp is dying there for more of that, he'll have to wait until they have the talk. Yay. Boundaries. Consent. Whatever, Usopp is stressed. "I just don't want to hurt you-" / "Damn, calm down. I'm not telling you to beat me up, I'm telling you to, like, I dunno-" / "Why would you even want me to get angry at you? Is- Is what we do not enough or-" / "No! Yes! I mean- It's amazing, babe, really. I was just considering... Other options... And... One of the options might be, you know..." / "I actually don't know" / "You're just so sweet to me and I love that about you, but you have to know-" / "It turns you on when I get angry?" / "You're extremely hot when you're mad. I just think a bit of... Passion? Would be good for us. For me, mostly. For my dick-" / "I get it, dear, you don't need to explain it".

And one thing leads to another and when they know, they know. Usopp will tease Sanji while he's cooking. Will bother him every now and then when he's busy. Will do things he knows he isn't supposed to do that make Sanji go insane. If Luffy did those things he would end up in the bottom of the sea without hesitation. But since it's Usopp doing it, they just end up arguing (Sanji is literally incapable of not asking every fucking second if Usopp is comfortable, but whatever, good enough. He's sweet like that even when he's mad) and then they make out wherever they are. And it's messy and intimate because they're disgustingly in love.

#i like seeing them argue okay i was rewatching some skypiea scenes and it's just so funny #the first time they saw each other they started arguing like 😭 they can't be normal people #usopp seeing sanji fight: he's so hot i wish he'd kick me in the ribs / nami: you'd start crying / usopp: probably. but have you seen him #sanji seeing overprotective usopp: i've never wanted somebody so bad in my entire life / robin: romantically or sexually? / sanji: both #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

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corellianhounds · 2 months ago

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All right, another question for the group: Any moments come to mind of someone surviving being stabbed by a lightsaber somewhere nonlethal, like the person wielding it missed their mark? (Specifically a stab wound, there’s plenty of evidence of people surviving slashes/decapitations)

Follow-up question, does that particular scene/media where it happens feel like it cheapens the severity of lightsabers in general? Does it feel unsatisfying for somebody to be able to recover from that, or is it a matter of it being frustrating because the aftereffects of the wound and the recovery time don’t feel like there are enough consequences for it to still feel like a serious injury? I.e., someone gets stabbed and is up walking around just a few days later, or the medical care they receive has them up and going again and it feels like it was barely an inconvenience? Basically, if I give it enough impact will you let me get away with it without backing out of the fic 😆

#I don’t even know how to tag this #I feel like tagging it with fandom tags just to get more people to see it muddies up those tags and I don’t want to bother people #You though #You all signed up to see me talk out my thoughts #Basically I’m writing a climactic battle where somebody untrained stabs someone else with a lightsaber #But I need the victim to survive long enough to get medical attention #and live beyond that #But I don’t want to make lightsabers themselves seem less effective as a weapon you know?#Like I don’t want to take away from the gravity of a lightsaber wound because I feel like that breaks some of the rules of the universe #and for it to happen at the climax of a fight/story I need it to be believable #The specific injury is them being stabbed off center of the abdomen but not run through #Definitely enough to do damage and basically take them out of the rest of the fight #But not enough they can’t like. limp forty feet to the getaway ship #hmm new tag for these kinds of posts ->#brainstorming hour

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zuzu-draws · 4 months ago

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It's not easy being a villian's fan, lemme tell ya 😔😔

#in a way gege subverted our expectations again?? yay? idk i liked the chapter but i dont know if Yuuji still UNDERSTANDS Sukuna #because for all that yap to work you actually need to know a thing or two about the other person yknow? and not just forcing your own #philosophy on the other person without understanding their life experiences i guess #but the hatred between them is so real lol #but also yuuji's “leave fushiguro and come back to me then I'll spare your life” you're telling this to a man who doesn't give af whether #he lives or dies as long as he gets a good fight also Also!! WHY would he want to be trapped in a vessel like that again??THINK Yuuji THINK #I'm also a bit sad because i think this is the start of Sukuna's conclusion phase siiighh ina way i hate that 😣😣#sukuna #yuuji #itadori #ryomen #jjk 265 #jjk leaks #manga #jujutsu kaisen #being a sukuna fan ain't easy 😔 but somebody's gotta do it #ryomen sukuna

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crossbackpoke-check · 2 years ago

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Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit.#this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!!#my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried.#i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick)#& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle)#OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

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aleksanderscult · 1 year ago

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Me when I realize that Alina ended up with a man that slut-shamed her, didn't accept her as she is (with her powers and status), fucked around girls knowing that Alina knew, didn't stop his friends from bullying her and made her feel guilty for being happy and healthy:

#the longer I think about it. the more I want to lobotomize myself #and don't tell shit to me about him not having a problem with her powers or that he suffered from PTSD #1) that is no excuse to make somebody else feel like shit #2) the Darkling had been fighting for four centuries too. Do you not think that he didn't see traumatic things as well?#Leigh who the fuck did you choose to give our girl to #Alina deserved better #anti malina #anti mal oretsev #anti mal #alina starkov #darklina #pro darklina #alarkling #pro alarkling #grishaverse #grishaverse trilogy #shadow and bone #siege and storm

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vmbrq · 1 year ago

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ovulation horny is something neither ethan landry nor charlie walker is equipped to handle LMAOO

unless.

#you push them down under you and they just stare at you eyes big as hell #they’re both fine as fuck how could they not expect to be jumped #CONSENSUALLY OFC EVERYTHING IS CONSENSUAL #now i’m thinking of cnc with ethan landry or charlie walker but instead of them being the ones in charge it’s you #ethan could be studying or charlie could be watching a movie or or or or or really anything i’m just #*gnaws at the bars of my enclosure*#them putting up a bit of a fight (CONSENSUALLY) or trying to deter you but eventually giving in and letting their sweet gf use them #pushing or grabbing at you to deter you turning into either hands being pinned above their heads or grabbing at you to pull you closer #protests and insistences and weak complaints fractured by curses and groans until they dissolve into moans and whimpers #telling you that you two shouldn’t be doing this right now or you have to stop even though their breath is trembling and they’re on the #verge of cumming #and they choke on their words when you clench around them and dig your nails into their chest and keep using them to get yourself off #OR them just being ready to give you whatever you want #they just let you do what you want #you wanna suck their dick? say no more. you wanna sit on it? say no more.#SCREAMS #I JUST #claws at floorboards #SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THE VISION

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ndostairlyrium · 1 year ago

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"Why is Alistair in the other line dressed all black?" "Oh don't worry, he'll change his mind ten minutes after it starts" "Do we leave the backdoor open for him?" "Do we want to deprive us of a walk of shame?"

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Of course they marathoned all 42 movies before going <<

#dragon age #barbie movie #hawke #kerry #cullen rutherford #fereldan husbands #ndo sta l'art tag #they got the assignment #I can totally picture Alistair joining them after 5 with a pink pair of mickey ears or some random pink shit to match as an apology lol #they'd probably glare at some little girl to make room for him #of course he wanted to see the movie!!! he just didn't wanna go with these two flashlights #when they fight they *fight*. it's embarassing #... seriously somebody come to the movies with me ;; aaaaa

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svtskneecaps · 1 year ago

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ok folks this lives and dies between us but i swear to god with every passing moment and every new fact i learn i am more and more convinced that had i spoken portuguese at age 11 when i got into minecraft youtube the first time i would BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT have had a tiny little baby 11 year old celebrity crush on pactw

#qsmp #pactw #qsmp pac #cute? check. funny? check. smart? check.#did a roleplay series; does funny minigames; MAKES funny minigames #like shit dude if i hadn't worked extremely hard to draw extremely thick lines separating myself mentally from content creators i might now #but i've beat myself over the head with the 'being parasocial only ends up with your favs going to jail' stick #i'm cured. no more unnecessary mental turmoil for me #anyway this is secret shhhhh #shut up vic #block game brainrot #like i don't know how he did during the legendary rp serieses he did back then but holy MOTHER OF PEARL he's an amazing rp'er now #this is not a controversial statement and if you think it is meet me behind the chili's and prepare to forfeit your teeth #question; in brazil what restaurant/food joint/location is the designated brawl zone #like usa tends to be waffle house or chili's or denny's or like. a cracker barrel if you're feeling wild #if you're a brazilian inviting somebody to fight you irl as a meme what do you tell them #(if you are not brazilian but read these tags and want to answer with your unique location go for it i love learning)#long tags #i should be asleep tbh but my brain is like 'heeheehee 2012 never left us <3'#gnight friends like this post if you too would have had a celebrity crush on pactw at age 11 or would theoretically have one at age Now lmao

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shelli-gator · 2 years ago

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Journey Beyond Sodor goes SO FUCKING HARD I'm so autistic about this you have NO idea I'M UNWELL

James was so so good SO FUCKING GOOD AND FUNNY and he's REALLY OUT HERE looking out for his little buddy but also being so fucked off about it.

#the songs go so hard too #SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE BEST #that was SO funny james woke up and chose violence #ass checks him too like REALLY?#bullying him #but when its crunch time he's rolling up his sleeves looking for someone to fight about this WHERE IS THOMAS #what have you done with my little shithead friend?!#i'm having the time of my life #i'll do a more in depth thing on this later i'm just frothing singing screaming #ttte #james the red engine #journey beyond sodor #thomas the tank engine #ttte james #i'm so autistic right now help #please talk to me about this #i want to climb james like a fucking jungle gym

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