#I want Elliot back

[rebelrayne]

No because I need to know your thoughts on Hamish RIGHT NOW.

Like, give me your live reactions I BEG OF YOU 🤣🤡

Or better yet, have your hubby play those episodes and let him react. I’m dying to know what y’all are thinking afahsjdjdkfkf

Also, that’s what you get for slandering Toby, just so you know...

Just kidding, I love you 🤍

Omg Rae I am so TORN.

On one hand, I really wanna work on my Elliot villa because I have a lot of plans laid out but… dear God Hamish needs to be fixed????

(Y’all tell me— Hamish redemption Villa fic or Elliot Villa??? Doing Elliot either which way so)

He’s so fucking rude. Get there “where are the other girls” oh ok hi how are you fuck you too????

I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt. He was cracking some jokes at Marshall that made me laugh like the fucking CHEEK “do you wish someone’s twin was here instead of them?” HAMISH! TIME AND PLACE MAN!

The way this mf rolled into a fucking BURRITO in bed and starts a pillow fight. And I chased him. I did, im chasing tf out of him to see what happens and purely for that.

Then THIS MAN KISSES YOU WITH HIS EYES OPEN. OPPPEEEENNNN!!!! And he’s so chaotic it’s obvious the guy wants to turn you off. He’s an asshole.

So I think to myself, surely he’s into one of the girls??? NO HE WANTS TO TAKE A NAP???

Like okay yeah not everyone is a big flirt or whatever but you’re on Love Island??? Don’t you wanna talk to anyone??!!?!

God I hate this man. I miss Elliot. I want Elliot back. The only thing Hamish has right is that he wants to nap. Me too. I’ll join you— wake me up when it’s time to go back to the villa and see Elliot again.

BTW— if he IS available for me to bring back to the villa, I will bring Hamish back. I will bring him back, stick Ivy with him since Elliot is probably bringing her back. That’s what she gets. She gets Hamish. Stupid bitch.

Editing to add my husband’s reaction:

[fecto-forgo]

cyn doodles+drew all the main guys in my style.ill miss them </3

[honeyhobbs]

I never get tired of drawing his face it's so fun

[polin-erospsyche]

I know it’s not the point but also this shot has me dying in laughter

Baby Thomas Elliot Bridgerton, Lord Featherington, just looks so unimpressed by his mama’s writing. This baby has just been born and already he’s a literary critic and thinks he can do so much better. He’s going to cause so much mayhem of his own one day to which Pen will just sigh inwardly, wondering what they’ve put out there in the world and Colin will just stand there all proud thinking “that’s my son” 😂

[creaturefeaster]

just wanted to draw his freakin face that's all

[mossytrashcan]

this is the first time I’ve ever fully rawdogged a piece (drawing luke from memory) so we’ll see how it works out lol

[mediocredoots]

Been playing a lot of SDV for the past couple of weeks instead of being productive

[earl-grey-crow]

it’s me, hi, I’m the white witch, it’s me

[blog-of-reaction]

Oh, so that’s why the fandom has so many headcanons about and is so obsessed with Elliot’s hair. It’s not just that it’s gorgeous, it’s cause he had short hair when working for Moreau and the implications that has for the rest of the show, especially season 3 where it is looking extra feminine. I get it now.

[statementbeginsstatementends]

[CLICK]

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What if another student tried to befriend the anatomy class? Bro is in for a WILD ride here…

STUDENT: hey! Y’all look like a nice group, wanna study together?

ANATOMY CLASS: *intense creepy staring*

STUDENT: I’ll take that as a yes! What are y’all working on studying right now?

ANATOMY CLASS: *creepy staring intensifies*

STUDENT: can I come over to your place later to study? My place is a bit of a disaster right now

ANATOMY CLASS: *continued intensified creepy staring*

STUDENT: great! Let’s go!

————Later————

JANE DOE: bones are so fascinating. They grow so similar in each human but different sizes.

STUDENT: *gagged painful screaming*

DR. ELLIOT: *runs from the front door for the sake of his liver*

STUDENT: *muffled cries of pain and an attempt to call out for Dr. Elliot to come back*

JANE DOE: hmm… human teeth are also very interesting. Maybe we should leave the professor a gift of thanks?

STUDENT: *screeches incoherent words sounding something suspiciously like ‘go suck a dıck you ąssholes!*

[sapphicghostie]

annoying bensler fans: Oh Elliot would never doubt Olivia

actual canon: Elliot doubting Olivia and blaming her for everything going wrong and never apologizing

[crispy0nion]

takes a deep breath. ik it hasn't even been a day but we need to talk about the umbrella academy season 4. obviously spoilers ahead. and a long, long fucking post full of complaints.

this season got me shinji chairing so hard. what the fuck. six episodes that last barely an hour each and all for THAT ending? don't get me wrong, the ending itself is... not the worst possible outcome, ig, but like. plot holes so big i can fit five's ego in there and still have spare space.

yeah, let's start from there. what the fuck was that? a half-assed five/lila romance was the last thing we needed. call me a hater, tell me i don't know how to appreciate complex stories, idc. that sucked ass. not only is it creepy in so many ways, but it also brought absolutely NOTHING to the story. "oh but if that didn't happen then five wouldn't have accidentally wandered into the station's coffee shop and met himself" I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!! IT COULD'VE HAPPENED IN SO MANY DIFFERENT WAYS!!!!!! AND FIVE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO THROW HANDS WITH HIS BROTHER OVER A GIRL WHILE THE REST OF THEIR SIBLINGS ARE FIGHTING THE DAMN BLOB OF DEATH!!!

moving on ig. i don't like how allison's past actions seemed to be simply forgotten. i know they acknowledge it a couple times and that it's been six years, but lord almighty she assaulted luther, got him killed, and betrayed her entire family for a father that never cared about any of them. i don't think i could forgive that so easily (i'm looking at you klaus).

about the plot holes. first off, i would've appreciated even just a slight explanation of what the fuck reginald and abigail are? are they aliens? are they robots? are they alien robots? also, side note, what the fuck did reginald even do to grace atp? did he create a robot in the image of a human lady or did he turn the human lady into a robot???? and back to abigail for a moment: ?????????? and also the obsidian hotel????? AMERICA EXPLAIN. EXPLAIN

more plot holes: the solution to the cleanse problem. five said that the only way to fix the timelines is to let the cleanse happen, aka absorb them, so that the marigold inside them is destroyed since that's what split the timelines, no? and they made a big deal out of lila leaving because they needed all of the marigold holders to partake in this. except that YOU EIGHT IDIOTS ARE NOT ALL THE OCTOBER 1ST KIDS IN THE WORLD. THERE'S MORE, THAT WAS LIKE 43 WOMEN WHO GAVE BIRTH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 35 KIDS. uhm. sorry about that. moving on.

did not like how jennifer's character was treated at all. no time to develop, no time to get us to know her. straight to the blob of death without even explaining what was going on. how did the durango end up in her body? who even created that anyways? how did she end up in a damn fucking giant squid? why was she talking about the cleanse? what the fuck? listen im sure the comics explain this and ik this show is supposed to be a bit... confusing and nonsensical, but this is info you can't just leave out. feels like lazy writing.

and how the fuck did the cleanse cult even know that this nonesense that a kid coming out of a squid was blabbering about was connected to them having dreams of other timelines? how the fuck did jean and gene know? what?

yk what, im also gonna throw in some more personal points of view in here. i did not understand a single thing about the timeline/universe/whatever they ended up in at the end of s3. is it a new universe? if so, why is everything the same and WHY is the timeline still fucked? and where's the academy in this timeline? does it not exist? why? why and how is abigail still alive? was she even dead in s1, on the moon? or was that a cryo capsule? if so, why keep her there?

and there's more folks! why did the timeline train not stop at lila and five's stop? that was random and never explained, and feels like lazy writing, again. or like an excuse to get a specific two people to mingle just to create an unnecessary and unwanted love triangle? perchance?

lastly, how can claire and lila and diego's children still exist if their parents were erased from existence? and since they still exist but their parents never did, how does it work? do lila's parents just look after these random kids? without reason? wouldn't not having existing parents at all create legal problems?

overall, i have a lot of issues with this season. it feels extremely rushed, and honestly quite boring in comparison to the other three. and the lack of explanations makes it so hard to enjoy because i'm busy being confused. im not so mad about the ending, i kinda saw it coming (my choice was between they all die or they get stuck in a loop), and I don't think it's necessarily a bad ending for a story like this one. i am a bit sad, yes, and i will miss these characters and regret the fact that they didn't get the lives they deserved, but i think it's an ok ending. not the best, but ok. but the rest of the season? ass. yet another show absolutely ruined by netflix's inability to see past money and actually produce a good ending instead of rushing things. peace ✌️

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Ngl I'm kind of dillydallying around my own SDV fixation and i'd KILL to see what your brain is doing to this game like i for one would eat up dat stuff UP . . .

I love the way this is phrased; genuinely 😭💖 like im a force of nature tearing through any new interest like its made of wet tissue paper 💥💥💥

I thought about it some more and i will (eventually) make an sdv blog. Its going to be a mess having all my interests on one dashboard (im lazy and i dont want to sign in and out all the time for diff accounts lol) but i need sdv stuff in sight or ill explode. For now tho i will ramble about random hcs rattling around in my brain

- The valley is FULL of magic, but not alot of Magical Beings that utilize that magic. If the residents of pelican town knew more about magic, there would be alot more wizards than just. The Wizard.

- Everyone in pelican town has some kind of latent magic, or at the very least, an affinity or sensitivity to magic. I like to think that magic builds in very secluded corners of their world and the area including (and surrounding) pelican town is simply one of those places.

-(sorry, i am just obsessed with Places and Magic) I like the idea of your farmer being drawn to pelican town bc they have a bit of magic in them. The letter is just A Letter, but it is the desire to see this town that makes them leave their old life behind. I am obsessed w the idea that the magic in the farmer craves the valley bc it sees the valley as its home, and by extension, the farmer sees the valley as their home. The people of pelican town rarely leave bc the magic in them sees the valley as their home always. The biggest examples of this are Kent, Demetrius, Evelyn, Emily and Shane. The huge exceptions to this (still workin on it) are lewis and sebastian; lewis bc i see him as a normal, non-magical being trying to wrangle the weirdness of this town, and sebastian bc his feelings of isolation and not being understood propels him to crave the world outside of the valley. (That changes a bit if u befriend him/romance him)

-(shane is weird bc hes super depressed and lonely but his happiness comes from his new ‘ragtag family’ (his words) and his very Not Normal chickens. The animals of the valley love him bc he loves them and he becomes tied to the valley bc of it. Marnie has always loved the animals of the valley and some of the love they had for her definitely rubbed off onto shane, who very openly admits he loves the chickens 💙)

-I wasnt very fond of the idea of purple=magic but i think that was bc i often saw it as a way to tie-in the wizard and abigail. I am still trying to get through the friendships for everyone but rn it doesnt feel like theres any connection between them (and caroline). But. I do like the idea of odd, unnatural colors coming through bc of magic. Alex and Pierre having normal brown hair; Haley and Sam being true blondes. BUT. Shane and Jas having purple-ish hair. Emily and Caroline have blue toned hair. Even vincent have pinkish hair 🥺💖 (and dare i say….sebastian with purple/black hair like shane 👀…maybe he has more magic in him than hed like to believe). Abigail doesnt count bc from what ive seen, Caroline laments about her daughters dyed hair. “When she was younger it used to be chestnut brown” which…awww she took after her dad lol.

- LAST THING. This is not an hc i am just mad about this. I cannot believe the game doesnt allow u to befriend Marlon. What the fuck. What the fuck !!! I love him!!! I want to be friends w the chill monster slayer! Im a monster slayer too!!! Let me give him gifts !!! Fuck ! 😭😭😭💥💥💥💥 Also. I know how to write old man yaoi. They shouldve let me do a romance path for willy, clint and marlon. And the wizard i guess but someone already did that. Linus doesnt count bc hes ascended the need for human romance; hes one w nature (read. aroace). And we (linus and willy and the farmer) already co-raise leo so that counts for something i think 🤔

[honeyhobbs]

Elliot knight signed my print and he was so nice as usual 😭 even got him to talk about sinbad a little lol. And the tubby drawing!!!! Ugh it's the best tubby he looks so cute in the hat

[doodlboy]

Silly lil meme ft. B-EL-phie lore 💙

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[princesssarcastia]

calling all Leverage fans out there:

if you're at all interested or preoccupied with Elliot Spencer's relationship with Damien Moreau, can I interested you in Micheletto and Cesare Borgia's relationship in The Borgias?

Consider a man. A dangerous man; perhaps the most dangerous man in the world. A man for hire, well-versed in death and spycraft and making things happen for the rich and the powerful. And one day—one day that dangerous man meets a powerful man, a powerful man he chooses to serve, to do terrible bloody work for. Anything and everything the powerful man asks, the dangerous man does, to the point where the powerful man trusts the dangerous man implicitly, without instruction or specification. To the point where the dangerous man becomes an extension of his will, of his self.

Until one day, the dangerous man is asked to do something so horrific, he can't bear to work for the powerful man anymore, and he walks away.

And the powerful man lets him.

God, does that not sound exactly like Elliot's history with Moreau? Have any Leverage season 4 aficionados ever wanted to see what that service looked like, from both sides?

Well, here's your chance. And truly, Micheletto (here, our Elliot analogue) and Cesare's (Moreau) relationship bookends the whole show; shapes it; makes all things possible and delivers something meaningful and emotional and horrific, all the same.