#I wanna sleep for a million years
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i don't want amps i want guns
#tbh i kinda get why they name the thing a child use to shoot “amp” instead of “gun”#but they're at least a military specialist and a million years old so can you really stop them?#but i don't wanna get into trouble so im just gonna say they're actually the drifter#i know i said i'm going to bed but i can't sleep for some reason#warframe#warframe operator#warframe drifter#my art
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rules: answer + tag some people you want to get know better and/or catch up with!
Tagged by the actual love of my life @thecollectionsof <333
-favorite color: you already KNOW it’s pink 💕
-last song: I had a recital tonight so probably “you don’t know this man” from parade or “the sound of music” from the sound of music because I was checking my memorization.
-currently reading: I’m rereading the great gatsby for the *muffled number* time :)
-currently watching: the crown and doctor who (I’m sorry they’re both British 😔)
-currently craving: love and soft affection 🤪🤪🤪 also a big soft pretzel with mustard
-coffee or tea: tea ONLY do not come at me with that coffee shit it’s gross and I hate it
Of course I want to learn more about my pals :) @aqpippin @myhusbandharryhamilton @scrunklyshinyguy @sweetlikesunflowersandhoney @orionsstory @derpyavocado @sapphire-to-the-rain @junosjukebox
#it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep#so answering time it is#anyways I love tag games anyone can tag me in these anytime#also a million years ago I got tagged in a handwriting one and forgot to do it#so if another handwriting one goes around tag me I wanna do that#tag#tag game#tags#about me
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figured id visualize something i said today
#the quote was in fact “get mischaed bitch” u would never guess the context in a million years#SORRY if u met me while i was in a Mood i am in fact not always behaving like a sweet old grandmother who bakes u cookies sorry#i am still very much a teenage boy obsessed w a fictional youtube rapper#i finished my hwwww sorta yippee#mischaposting#guess whos back. back again#literally 11 pm NO ONE is gonna see this#giggles#mischa bachinski#rtc#mischa mischa mischa#[he appears before me like beetlejuice]#also ive been listening to the pride and prejudice film soundtrack and it is beautiful ? i really wanna watch it now#anywaysssssssssssss#ride the cyclone#i dont think i tagged that one already#the mutualcule can do the restOMG MY BOOTLEG DONE UPLOADING TO DRIVE#if i wasnt so fucking exhausted id watch moulin rouge but alas.. i got 3 hours of sleep last night#thats why im probably going sleepy sleep now GOODNIGHT!!!#(probably)(so much emphasis on probably)#11:11 make a wish
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Need to be pampered and looked after and loved so so much rn. It's so unfair that I'm not swaddled in a blankie pile and given warm drinks and my favourite shows to watch. I know I could do it myself but it's not the SAAAAME :(
#Getting the Rona 4 years late was NOT on my bingo card for 2024 I'm ngl#I'm so so sick and pathetic and tiny waaaah#I wanna sleep a million years FOREVER#General barks#Favs ....favs save me....save me favs...
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#sometimes I wish drawing wasn't such a lonely activity#am in a bit of a social mood but can't find anything to socialize about#i also wish I didn't need to spend ALL DAY trying to prep my brain to try to draw; despite it being something I wanna do and enjoy#why must i have executive dysfunction over my hobbies#this is why it takes me one million years to something I can actually get done in a few days at most#i'm so incredibly frustrated and it's super depressing and bumming me out#it's just so frustrating and i'm so irritated at myself#i know it's shark week so maybe it's why i'm a bit of a mess; but usually it doesn't affect me during the time so idk#also i love how every night I get to deal with the crippling dread and lowkey anxiety attacks bc everything i'm avoiding/afraid of and it-#- keeps festering in my mind and makes me avoid sleep for as long as possible and i'm stuck in an eternal negative feedback loop#i can't even do the thing i enjoy bc my brain is making it hard for me#not to mention that I constantly get those thoughts about how i'm never getting anywhere in life and i am in fact; ALONE#no irl friends or family and it still scares me to think about how worse things will get in the future for me.#not to mention not having a career or being capable of doing any kind of secondary schooling makes the dread even worse#but again frustrated and i can't even apply positive activities like how I'd usually do; not to mention i'm just always mad at myself about#-everything lmao#stupid brain just let me enjoy me hobby bc i wanna do it and you're not letting me and it's making me feel worse#delete later probably idk lmao
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#what if i screamed like really loud for ten million years#and then went to sleep for another ten million#because incidents just keep happening and i am so tired#no more stress we’re ascending to godhood#and unbridled hedonism and affection#which is apparently in short order#no vent tag on this one wanna keep it out of the list
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#just an observation bc im avoiding working on stuff but i draw a lot and post basically everything i draw thst gets finished#and its v funny to me how u can tell how out of focus i was based on the quality of the drawing#or like when i post something and its like ok some of that was good but u def gave up halfway thru one of those lol#inconsistency i funny like that. its also funny to me that now a days i get comments like COLORS!!!#which is funny bc i notoriously haaaaaate coloring. like i will sit around whining and complaining when im home with my parents bc i dont#wanna color. its just so easy to fuck things up when u draw traditionally and it takes a million years so its a big ask lol#but i guess i dont hate is so much right now bc i kinda just slap whatever colors i want together like fuck it we ball#and thats kinda fun. reckless i suppose#its agony when u wanna try to do shadows and lights tho. like finding references ugh#or wanting to draw big ideas but then its like oh god its gonna take so long and if i dont do it all in one sitting i might die#im a lil better abt thst now bc it would b impossible but in my head i still hate it#ugh. all i wanna do is draw. theres another universe where i went to art school. or just like took art classes. and i wanna say id b happier#but thats def a lie XD i like learning too much and i dont have the attention span to hardcore learn genetics outside an academic#environment. and i got way too excited abt exploring the genetic traits of my cyano species#like i can make genetics trees for traits and look for. fuck. i forgot the word. how tf did i forget the word. oh god. horizontal gene#transfer. jesus christ its like theres a hole in my brain. well. i guess i did get only like 4hrs sleep. ugh im rambling.#i need to finish getting ready for Monday so i dont have to tomorrow and ill have time to draw. prob wont stop me feeling nauseous abt#teaching tho. OH FUCK. i just remembered i have a new office space now to decorate. fuck i need to hang up pictures and stuff#what would b the funniest way to put narut0 on my deskspace? idk ill have to think abt it. oh god im not ready#my head is like a handbell. one of the big ones when u ring it and it hits soft and u can feel the vibrations. someones wrung my head lol#unrelated
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today sucks
#personal#got sick at work and i gotta get a doctors note or else theyll give me a verbal warning which already sucks#so im googling how to get a doctors note and a bunch of sites pop up claiming to give out doctors notes#and i choose one and spend money on it bcus they sent me a message and immediately sent me to the pay page without me being able to read-#the message#and it turns out they dont even do doctors notes!! like they advertised!!!#so now im sitting in my car waiting for my bf to wake up again so that i dont inconvenience him again#and i wanna cry#and its only 11 o clock#im gonna try and get one (doctors note) on monday bcus i dont think im working that day#i just wanna sleep for a million years
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welcome to another episode of I hate my neighbors 🫠
#rant.txt#it’s bad enough they somehow have 500 million fireworks and periodically fire them at random ass days of the year but from SONE REASON they#love this day so much and shoot so many giant ones and scare the living shit out of me and I’m sure any animal in the vicinity#and they hoot and holler about them like it’s fun and I’m just here trying to rest like ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️#like idc it’s a holiday they have zero consideration and ALSO it’s also like fucking dangerous????????#like these aren’t some little sparklers these are full ass giant fireworks and they’re so loud and they yell so loud#have you ever just wanted to throw a rock at someone before?#ugh I’m so annoyed bc I need to do stuff tmr and I’m not going to get a ton of sleep#I wish it rained this 4th so I could not deal with this#even then they’d still be out there tbh I wanna cry atp#like I WOULD BE THE VILLAIN HERE WHICH IS THE SAD PART#like I’d be considered the evil party pooper who isn’t being CONSIDERATE this holiday 🫠🫠🫠#they don’t stop until into the am too I’m gonna cry in bed ig
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blorbo thoughts
about a person in co front with me
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#she could have been the same as my love hundreds of millions of years in the past but its just#ough the change in the time that his me ‚ quests & when i meet my love all those millenia apart it just#it just makes me feel things :(((#wanna cry about it#- brackets#lets get to sleep little love#- john
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#lemon speaks#polls#answer me#for science#i dunno my birthday is on the fifth and i just feel sick#and like i wanna lay down and decompose and become fertilizer#sleep for a million years#i just feel empty folks#who else?
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nightmares | s.j
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in which you have a nightmare and seek comfort from your roommate.
pairing: jake x fem!reader
includes: nipple play, pussy eating, sleepy sex, unprotected sex (lmk if i missed anything).
it was childish, you knew: to be so afraid of a dumb nightmare that you had to go to your roommate for comfort.
but there you were, absolutely petrified. you laid flat on your back in your bed, not moving a muscle because you were so afraid. it didn’t help that it was storming outside either, the occasional cracks of thunder and lightning making you shiver.
when you checked the time on your phone, it read 2:19 a.m.
you briefly wondered if your roommate, jake, would be awake. it was dumb to even consider it because you knew he cherished his sleep, so he would definitely be passed out with it being that late.
even though you knew that, you still needed to be around another person. you were way too afraid to be by yourself right then.
you took a deep breath and pulled yourself out of bed. you leapt through your dark room and opened the door into the hallway. jake’s room was just across from yours.
his door was closed. you pressed your ear against it but couldn’t hear a thing. you were slightly frustrated that he was asleep, but it wasn’t like it was his job to stay awake for you just in case you had a nightmare.
slowly, you twisted open the door. his room was completely dark, but a flash of lightning illuminated his sleeping form for just a second. as you suspected, he was completely knocked out, buried under the covers in his bed.
you took a hesitant step inside, not entirely sure what you were doing by going into his room. you just needed company and the reassurance that your nightmare wasn’t real.
the door came to a close behind you, the sound of it shutting a little louder than you would’ve liked.
jake stirred, sitting up ever so slightly.
“y/n?” he mumbled, eyes squinted to look at you in the darkness.
“sorry i woke you,” you apologized, awkwardly standing by the end of his bed.
“what are you doing?” he asked. “what’s wrong?”
“i just…i had a nightmare,” you told him.
saying it out loud, you were embarrassed. you’d woken your roommate up like a child. you were selfish too for doing that. he worked hard and he was tired, thus he needed a full night of sleep.
“nightmare?” jake questioned.
“yeah,” you said. “i know, it’s dumb. i was just scared.”
“c’mere.”
your body filled with warmth and relief at the soft word from jake. he wasn’t mad, he was actually inviting you into his bed to provide you with the comfort you so desperately needed.
you crawled into his bed and slid under the covers with him. his bed was so warm and you immediately felt about a million times safer just being near him.
you laid on your side and he slid his arm around your waist, pressing his front side to your back.
you’d been roommates with jake for about a year, but you’d never once cuddled. you were friends—good friends, but you barely ever even touched. you never really hugged each other, never held hands, and especially never spooned in his bed before.
“d’you wanna talk about it?” he asked, his breath warm against your ear.
“no,” you said, not wanting to have to relive the awful nightmare. “i just couldn’t be alone.”
jake inhaled and all he could smell was the intoxicating scent of your shampoo. you were so warm and delicate in his embrace, he was definitely freaking out but trying his best not to show it.
“i’m here now,” he said. “nothing is gonna get you if i’m here.”
his words, for whatever reason, made your heart pound, made butterflies flutter in your tummy. to hear those sentences come from your incredibly attractive roommate made you…excited.
sunghoon was the reason you two knew each other. you were friends with sunghoon, jake was friends with sunghoon, and you all started hanging out in groups. you and jake coincidentally needed roommates at the same time, and then there you were.
you’d always thought he was hot and not only his physical appearance, but his personality too. he was sweet and caring and gentle, and you just really, really enjoyed him. his cute accent was a plus too.
“thank you,” you exhaled. “i knew you were sleeping and i really didn’t wanna wake you. i just—”
“hey, it’s okay,” he assured.
you suddenly felt the soft tingling sensation of his fingers grazing up and down your t-shirt clad back. you sighed in pleasure, letting your eyes flutter shut.
“feels so good,” you told him, your voice in a mumbled daze.
“yeah?” he replied. “want me to keep going?”
“mmm, yes please,” you hummed tiredly.
jake cooed at your sleepy state and continued running the tips of his fingertips up and down the length of your back.
he continued to do that until you were slowly lulled into a soft doze.
after a few minutes, jake spoke.
“can i lift your shirt?” he asked.
your eyes flew open, startled by his sudden voice in what was such a quiet room.
“yeah,” you told him.
he slowly pushed your t-shirt up your body, revealing your smooth back. he left your shirt bunched up around your chest and reattached his fingers to your back, using his nails to glide up and down.
you leaned back into his touch, sighing in pleasure. jake’s breathing got ever so slightly heavier by the sight of your pleasured reactions and your pliant body against his.
he eventually switched to using the palm of his hand to rub your back soothingly. he rubbed along your back before his hand started inching to your side, and he rubbed there too.
he gently pulled you down so you were laying on your back. with him still laying on his side, he had a height advantage over you. he looked down at your tired face, licking his lips.
neither of you even said anything and mutually started leaning in at the same time. the moment was already intimate from him rubbing your back, it just felt right and normal to kiss.
his warm lips were heavy against yours, kissing you slowly and deeply. his hand came up to cradle your face, caressing your warm blushing cheek with his thumb.
“you’re so pretty,” he mumbled against your lips.
if you were any more awake, you probably would’ve been squealing and jumping up and down.
he trailed his hand down from your face and to the side of your waist. your shirt was still raised slightly, revealing a sliver of your stomach.
jake pushed your shirt up and stopped just below your breasts.
“can i keep going?” he asked, pulling back and looking into your eyes.
you were so excited about where things were going, you would’ve been an idiot to say no.
“yeah,” you answered, grabbing the back of his neck and pulling him back down to your lips.
he smiled against your lips and inched his tongue inside your mouth. you responded immediately, rubbing the slippery tip of your tongue against his. the sound was purely lewd, all wet and kissing noises.
he pushed your shirt up until it was over your chest, revealing your tits to him for the first time. the cool air in the room immediately hardened your nipples.
jake cupped your breast in his hand and swiped his thumb over your nipple, making you gasp and arch into his touch. he pulled away from your lips for a second to wet the tip of his pointer finger. he then brought his finger down to your nipple and rubbed it in little circles.
you moaned against his lips, jutting your hips up because you were suddenly a lot more needy that you’d realized. with the way he was playing with your nipple, it was starting to get you worked up.
he departed from your lips, trailing kisses down your chin, your neck, your collarbones, and finally to your chest.
he circled his tongue around the bud before taking your nipple into his mouth and sucking on it gently. you moaned out, entangling your fingers in his thick hair.
he played with the other neglected nipple, massaging it between his thumb and index finger. you spread your legs and tugged on his hair softly, showing to him how good it felt.
“you like that, baby?” he asked, licking your nipple in circles again. “is it makin’ you feel better?”
“fuck,” you moaned. “yeah, i love it.”
“cute,” he chuckled, switching to suck on the other nipple.
you weren’t sure how long that went on for. you just knew it was long enough for your panties to be completely soaked by the time he pulled away.
he kissed down your bare stomach and stopped where the waistband of your sweatpants were.
“can i keep making you feel good, baby?” he asked, his hand coming to wrap around your thigh.
you needed him to make you feel good. your pussy was so sensitive from being so aroused and you just needed something.
“mmm, please,” you answered. “it’s sticky.”
“it’s sticky?” he repeated, peeling your sweatpants down your legs. “let me see.”
he spread your legs and found that your flimsy pair of panties were completely soaked through from your arousal. he gulped, bringing his finger up and dragging it down your clothed slit.
you whimpered, jutting your hips up to try and get more contact out of just his one finger. he pushed your hips down.
“poor thing,” he cooed. “you’re soaked. did you like getting your nipples sucked that much?”
“yeah,” you answered pathetically, embarrassed.
“sweet girl,” he said, pouting at you. “gonna take care of you, angel.”
your pussy clenched around nothing.
he was quick to hook his fingers into your panties and slide them down your legs, tossing them onto the floor with your sweatpants. you were bare in front of him then, your cunt dripping and eager.
he spread your legs as wide as they could go. you felt so vulnerable underneath him. you’d never even hugged the guy, yet now you were there with your glistening cunt twitching in front of his face.
he held your thighs as he leaned in and look a long lick from the bottom of your sopping pussy all the way up to your puffy clit. he moaned as the taste of you infiltrated his senses, taking over his head. he knew just from that one lick alone that he was addicted.
“oh my god…” you trailed off, your hand finding his hair again to hold on to.
he started flicking his tongue up and down your folds, pushing his face into your cunt as deep as he could. he wrapped his lips around your clit, making out with it and drooling all over it.
for a moment, he pulled back to just look at your pussy. spread your lips with his thumbs, watching your drooling hole convulse.
“fuck, baby,” he nearly growled.
he couldn’t stay away for long and his face was buried back into your pussy a second later. he swiped his tongue back and forth against your clit, his eyes fluttering closed at the taste and the feeling of it.
“mmm,” he hummed into your pussy. “so sweet, baby. tastes so good. could’ve been eating you out since the day we moved in together if i knew you were this sweet.”
you could barely process any of his words, so lost in the pleasure he was giving you. his tongue worked your pussy like magic, slurping up your arousal and nibbling on your clit and thrusting in and out of your leaking hole.
“jake,” you cried out, tugging on his hair. “‘m close, fuck. i’m so close.”
jake dug his fingers into your thighs, frowning slightly in concentration. his tongue continued to move rapidly on your hot, gushing cunt.
the knot in your stomach suddenly snapped and your entire body fell weak. your eyes rolled back into your head and you fucked your hips against his tongue to ride out your orgasm. he moaned against you as the taste of your cum dripped down his throat.
he left your pussy with a kiss before sitting up on his knees. staring down at you, so sleepy and fucked out, he wanted nothing more than to stuff his cock deep inside of you and just pound until you both went dumb.
jake rubbed your thigh, watching your eyelids grow heavier and heavier.
“can i fuck you, baby?” he asked, slightly nervous about what you’d say.
you were tired, clearly. he wasn’t sure if you’d want to.
“yeah, jakey,” you said sweetly.
his heart throbbed at the nickname, and the fact that you were going to let him fuck you. the idea of what your tight cunt would feel like wrapped around his cock made him lightheaded.
he was quick to rid himself of his clothes. he was hard from eating you out and only needed to jerk himself off for a second before he was ready to put it in.
he lined the pretty pink tip of his cock up with your slippery hole and eased his way inside, not wanting to hurt you. he watched your reactions closely.
you looked up at him, your jaw falling slack at the feeling of his cock slowly filling your pussy up. your legs shook as he pushed himself to the brim, the tip of his cock hitting the spongey spot deep inside of you.
“oh,” you whimpered. “feels so good. i’m so full.”
“yeah, baby?” he cooed. “you nice and full of my cock?”
you nodded rapidly, sitting yourself up slightly so you could see his cock slowly slide out of you before pushing back in. your walls fluttered around him.
your pussy was so warm, wet, tight, and absolutely intoxicating just like how he knew it would be.
“such a good pussy,” he moaned, holding onto your hips as he thrusted. “got my dick all wet in your sweet cum, baby.”
there was a creamy ring of your cum around the base of his dick, which made a lewd squelching sound every time he thrusted.
you just whimpered in response, turning your head to the side. he was fucking you so deeply, dragging every inch of his long length through your tight walls.
you held onto his biceps, digging your nails into his skin. he bit his lip, looking down at your pretty supple body and the way you just laid there and took it, letting him fuck you nice and good.
“‘m close, baby,” he told you, grabbing your chin and turning your head so you were looking up at him again. “where do you want me to cum?”
you were so sleepy and fucked out that you could still barely comprehend his words. you also were starting to feel your second orgasm brewing in your stomach which made it even harder to focus.
you just babbled some incoherent nonsense.
“words, honey,” he said, squeezing your thighs. “tell me where you want my cum.”
“inside,” you cried out, tightening your legs around his waist. “wanna be filled.”
“fuck,” jake hissed. “i’ll fill you up real good. i’ll make you nice and warm, yeah baby?”
“please!” you yelled. “please, i need it.”
your words sent him straight over the edge. he choked on a moan as ropes of his warm cum spilled inside of you, drenching your walls.
seeing him hit his orgasm sent you over the edge as well, and suddenly you were clenching around him, sucking him completely dry.
waves of sweat and pleasure and euphoria washed over the both of you. you swear he was sending you to another dimension where the only thing you knew was pleasure and jake’s addictive cock.
he slowly rocked his hips in and out of you, milking both of your orgasms until you were both done and spent.
by then, you were both exhausted. he slowly pulled out and collapsed next to you. the two of you laid on your backs, staring at the ceiling in shock at what you’d just done.
you went into his room with the expectation of a little bit of comfort after your awful nightmare, not to have been given two orgasms.
for a few minutes, neither of you said anything.
then, jake spoke up.
“so, did i get you to forget about your nightmare?” he asked, turning his head to the side to look at you.
at that point, you couldn’t even remember what the nightmare was about.
“i think you did,” you answered.
he pulled you into his chest and kissed the top of your head. within a few minutes, both of you were asleep in each others arms.
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a/n long jake smut for 1k and bc im horny for him.
thank you for reading <3
#enhypen#enhypen smut#enha smut#enha x reader#enhypen x reader#kpop smut#enha jake#jake enhypen smut#sim jake x reader#enhypen jake smut#jake enhypen#jake sim smut#jake x reader#jake smut#enhypen jake#jake sim#sim jake smut#sim jake
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5am.... owie my sinuses
#may the universe give me the strength to survive work today bc i dont wanna take a sick day#and to also fall asleep for another hour amen#owie my ears.. maybe i should take a sick day so i can just sit in bed and play elden ring all day#im gonna be honest tho my work only lets ppl CALL in sick and i really dont wanna have to call bc im deaf so its humiliating 💀#i struggle with phone calls on a good day (ie when my ears arent blocked up wirh cold) and just. ahhh#plus u have to do interviews with hr when u next go back in and its so much hassle i just wanna sleep a million years#sigh ok trying to sleep a bit more byee#.diaries
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the universe just keeps insisting on kicking me while i’m down huh
#this week has been one of the worst in a long long time#and now any minor inconvenience is making me feel like i’m gonna shatter like glass#dryer ate 6 dollars without starting and i’ve already ran it twice#i already am hating my living situation more and more bc of other circumstances and now the laundry machine is like. i can make that worse#and also i’ve done nothing but work on my film all day and i already feel like it sucks and i hate it#even though i’ve barely even started it#i kinda just wanna sleep for ten million years#mine#personal
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rant rant rantrantrantrantrANT
I didn’t sleep at all last night and I’m so fucking tired and I’ve got major allergies and I’ve been working all day and I haven’t eaten anything in like 3 days bc I just fucking CANT and tomorrow I gotta get up at like 5am for work to drive to a city an hour away and keep working when I get back bc there’s so much to do and it’s supposed to fucking SNOW AGAIN for 2 days straight right BEFORE my days off like alfhakjsAKDJQLDNAK
PLS JUST GIVE ME A BREAK FR IM DYING
#life rant not fandom#lmFAO#I haven’t had 1 calm work day in like months I’m gonna c r y#just wanna lay down and sleep for 3 million years#and maybe die and never wake up idk ahahahHAHAHA#sounds immaculate rn#😭😭😭😭😭#apple babble 🍎#non fandom
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