#I wanna be cuddling with you guys

[catladychronicles]

[jeeaark]

If Greygold was a companion, what would be the best way to initiate a romance with them? Would they go for the “L” word early or an Act or two later?

The "L" word was lube, right? Right? Else showering Durge/Tav with kisses Gomez-Addams-Style is the alternative.

Maybe the Nat 20 romance isn't the best way for Tav/Durge, but it sure is for Greygold. You just know Greygold scared that Dream Guardian away the first time and has been low-key obsessed with that armor since

[somegrumpynerd]

Sssshhhh the stars are eepy

[marclef]

What if the inside of feppi's stomach was ALSO like a comfy pillow

...........................................

so it's come to this.

you understand what this means, my friend.

the last of the innocence, gone. to suffer, to make the eyes of those too fragile to withstand it bleed from the mere sight. is this what we want?

...... fine, but on one condition.

we do this on MY terms. as wholesome, as silly and squishy as i always do. understand?

..... good. "I am thou, thou art I" and all that stuff. whatever.

it is time to weed out the weak.

(cw for body horror and all that jazz up ahead 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨)

so... where do we start, hmmm? well, let's consider, that as far as my Fake Peppino goes, his outside body is already fairly soft and squishy, enough so that you'll basically sink into him if you lie there long enough. kind of like a living beanbag if you think of it.

like so, a nice, squishy, cozy friend. since my Fake doesn't have any blood, his body'd be the same temperature as everything around him, if just a bit cooler. probably what most people would WANT from a cozy goopy boy, but that's not what you're here for, is it?

so then... how do we apply that, to the inside of him?

well since the majority of him is made up of the same, gooey material, and he has control over all of that, we COULD argue that, with enough effort, he could change his stomach/sack/whatever the hell, to be just like that same stuff; no more scary stuff, no more risk of being absorbed into the absoluteness that is Frog. the outside of him is already soft and squishy, so why wouldn't the inside be now?

the biggest difference i can think of, would be that obviously, there's a few things about that that CAN'T be changed. he's still gotta be wet, after all, that's what helps keep his body Gooey, and nothing's gonna change that about the inside of him. be prepared for a lot of movement and noises there too, you've got an entire Frog around you now. he'll probably be purring and rumbling at you a lot though... he DOES like the feeling of a full stomach.

speaking of which... what the hell do you have there anyways, Fakey?

... ah. makes sense.

he'd probably abuse this power to torment Noise a whole lot, just saying.

so, if having a dark, rumbling sack of goop as your comfy spot is your cup of tea, so be it, be my guest! just be aware he might not want to let you go that easily.

i don't think Noise is enjoying it too much, though.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

it is done.

[savemebeel]

Sorry for the lack of edits recently, I’ve been trying my best to keep up with it all but I’ll be honest it’s a little difficult doing that since I’ve been sick for this past week. Not only that but I recently changed jobs so now my schedule is a bit different than what I had before.

I’m still keeping up with editing the latest cards but I’m still behind on finishing some memory cards from the last 2-3 events which I apologize for. I’m hoping to get over my fever so I can get the energy to edit and upload those cards for you guys. I appreciate you guys being patient with me while I recover.

Also I’d like to be fully transparent about this as well but I feel like I’m losing that motivation to edit as a whole. Before I say anything else I wanna make sure y’all know that I’m not quitting on editing any time soon, but I would be lying if I said I don’t enjoy doing it like I did before. Editing now has turned more into a chore than it does as a hobby. Maybe it was when I lost my first blog or it was the lack of engagement but I do not enjoy editing like before. I feel bad saying this since I know to those who’ve stuck around me do like my edits…idk I just feel stumped on what to do or how I’ll move forward with this. For now I’ll be editing at my own pace and give myself small breaks in between so I can finish edits at my own time.

[sleepinglionhearts]

Gougar (George) is a photogenic young man

[m3ant-t0-f4ll-apart]

Failing to resist the urge to repost post that are very obviously about couples and tag my close friends

[boxwinebaddie]

Wait so did Ike knoww about Stan and Kyle dating? Also I'd love to hear abt Kyle and Ikes sibling relationship thats so adorable

soooooo long story short:

...y-yes. yes, he Does know.

hOWEVER, IKE DOES NOT KNOW RAVEN IS STAN THOUGH, THAT IS SENSITIVE INFO THAT IKE CAN BE TRUSTED WITH, OFC, BUT IT WOULD PUT HIM IN DANGER AND KY WANTS TO KEEP HIM SAFE.

but long story Long...

i'll leave it in the crotch. xx

( edit: so...my bad, baby. i accidentally went on a crazy TANGENT about ike and jerseykyle's relationship bc i love them a lot and their dynamic is very complicated, so if you want that info about how ike found out about ravesey dating...i gotta put it in another ask.

bc this...got Very long.

you don't have to read this. soz. >.> )

oookay!~ so i got REALLY excited about this because rm!jerseykyle and ike's relationship is super duper special to me, in that, as sp fanfic writer girlie who tends to lean away from a more gentle, kindly, introspective kyle and much more heavily into the potential brutal parts and menacing aspects of kyle's personality when i develop my style dynamics with, ofc, jers being the most brutal of all ncu kyles...

...the way that he speaks to ike -- gently, softly, tenderly -- the way that ike disarms him, the way that j.k. unravels around ike, bends for him, it's one of the ONLY instances written into my actual published canon where we see jers be extremely vulnerable. ( not crying, lmao! )

however, i will say, it was not ALWAYS like that!

*rings the cd re-education bell*

LORE TIME!

so, per my rm!take on the south park lore, ike, ofc, was adopted from canada around age five and he...was Perfect. he was this lil gorgeous, perf, lovely thing, no health problems, dark hair, i like to think his eyes are dark brown, closer to black, sweet kid, easy-going...

...and very NOT like kyle.

and, interestingly enough, i think, At First, that sheila and gerald were super obsessed with ike, cooed over him, he was the baby, y'know? which made jerseykyle MAD jealous of ikey and an Anti from day one.

which is also v interesting because rm!ike, really just fkn Worshipped jerseykyle, wanted to be close to him, wanted his approval, craved that brotherly relationship with him, idolized him...and kyle was NOT having it, dawg! like, it took him so long to even let stan in and let his cold, black heart be light and bright enough in some spots to do That, so he pushed ike away, constantly told him to fuck off/get lost

( i do think that ike's vocab being more vulgar/him being precocious comes from wanting to impress kyle/being influenced by him ), also ike was really fkn smart from the jump in a way kyle wasn't like, to me, jerseykyle has worked hard for everything, studied hard, fought hard, and ike was naturally a child prodigy and didn't have to work that hard for anything, all while being gentle and docile and kind.

-- but going back to STAN for a minute...as a direct contrast to how jerseykyle treated ike growing up...gods angel saint ravenstan was always EXTREMELY KIND to ike. stan never had a brother: okay, he had shelley but his relationship with shelley was even more complex than ike and kyle's relationship used to be and the way shelley treated ravenstan was similar to the way jersey was treating ike, so he Deeply Sympathized with that and endeared himself to ike, encouraged him, and the more kyle pushed him away, the closer ike got to stan.

stan and ike i think ALSO had very similar interests in that they both liked louder, heavier music, revolutionary/counter culture stuff, fighting the MAN, sports ( namely hockey ) i think as a gift, actually, that ravenstan gave ike his wayne gretsky hockey yersey and ike STILL has it ( yes, kyle was jealous ), stan encouraged him to be different and carve his own path in life and while kyle, obvi, was the person most effected by stan's untimely passing...it did also do a number on ike who seriously considered stan like a brother to him and was one of the only other people who Never misgendered stan.

SPEAKING OF STAN DY*NG THOUGH: this was when everything sort of...Flipped. because when stan 'died', whatever part of kyle that could love things also died with him along with a lot of his stability.

so on top of all of his health issues, kyle got really, REALLY gnarly ptsd, would fly into blind rages, got randomly triggered by things and see stan everywhere, have really, really sever panic attacks, had to be put on several medications, got into TOOOONS of fights, etc.

and ike...was just sweet, introverted, lovely ike. stayed in his lane, did his work quietly, existed quietly...while kyle was Loud and VOLATILE.

also, to tie in Another ask where someone asked me while sheila didn't take care of ike as well as she could...fair warning, i am a liiiittle defensive abt this topic because it wasn't that she didn't want to take care of ike or meant to neglect him AT ALL, it's just...when you have a a child who has a lot going on mentally and physically, is more of a firestarter, is more aggressive or more outwardly mentally unstable...

...that tends to require more immediate attention ( especially since kyle was sooo unhinged that he was constantly in police stations, juvie, the psych ward ) and sheila's attention more helicopter parent-y in that she wanted to keep kyle safe, whereas geralds attention was more negative, felt kyle was a failure/embarrassment :/// </3 )

so ike, by COMPARISION to jersey, was VERY low maintenance, did not require to be constantly watched to make sure he didn't hurt himself or others, and so, unfortunately while sheila loved him very much ( gerald just wasn't very interested in him as the second kid other than that he not act up/argue w/ him ) he got swept under the rug because of how pliable and pleasant he was personality wise.

so sheila really does Adore ike, she just doesn't worry about him nearly as much and because of how glaring jersey's issues were, she also mistakenly assumes he's mostly fine where...i really do think ike has pretty gnarly depression, tbh. he is stan coded, i mean that. i will say that him acting out is starting to cause a stir in their house.

anyways...i am sorry this is such a MESS but jerseykyle was watched with laser focus and because of this, ike got off scott free most of the time and received almost no attention. like all his accomplishments went unnoticed or were pretty normalized because the standard he set v young being smart/capable, set the bar high. ilysm, ikey. </3

tldr; ike was The Good Child

and jersey was The Bad Child.

but, in being 'good', he got extremely overlooked by his parents.

thiiiiiiis...is where jerseykyle stepped in. so basically his entire life he was staunchly anti-ike, but he warmed up to ike a lot after stan died because they bonded over talking about him a lot/that grief, and also grew up under intense scary jewish matriarch sheila broflovski and the serious shit show that was having gerald as a father...who jersey actually regularly took shit from so ike wouldn't have to, i.g. when ike did something less than perfect or did misbehaved or fucked up, kyle always took the fall for it and was the messed up problem child, so that ike would essentially spared from gerald's mental abuse/wrath.

ike was also kind of the only person j.k. had in the world, so kyle looked after him because...again...ike is very stan coded, kyle is very protective of the lil gentle hearted people and he basically raised ike in the stead of his parents which forced him to be hard on him in a way that sheila and gerald were not hard on ike...which created a lot of dissonance when ike was becoming a teen and kyle was in hs.

so, essentially while when they were little kids, ike followed kyle around, wanted kyle to like him, thought kyle could do no wrong, as he got older and kyle started to nitpick him, actually care about him and start enforcing rules/curfews on him because no one else did, ike developed a rebellious streak and started to not like or listen to kyle because he was like, bro, whatever, you're so boring, it's one party, oh my god, just because you're boring doesn't mean i have to be!!!!

it's mostly just skin deep though, ike is only irritated because jerseykyle is mad overprotective, hard core and did not gentle parent him as an older brother at like, i shit you not fourteen, like i am so sorry but jerseykyle raised ike basically, and inspite of actin like a heartless monster...loves ike very, very much ( even if he can't say it ) and ike also loves kyle very much. jerseykyle is pretty much the only other person besides firkle, tricia, etc. ( i'll get into that in a diff ask ) that truly gave a shit about him and put weight behind his actions.

so jerseykyle is like ike's older brother/dad, rags on him about doing his homework and being an edgelord

( ike has been acting out a lot, one, because he's finally starting to come into his personality more, which, imo, my hc is that ike is p popular but mostly by accident sort of how stan was because he's pretty and very nice, ike is captain of the hockey team, his accent is cute, gets good grades ( he is slacking right now tho bc hes being edgy as hell ), is a lil skater boy gamer boy, IS V INTO TRUE CRIME, JOURNALISM AND ACTIVISM, creating positive change, exposing injustice, enjoys punk rock music, thinks emo boy stuff is neato,

IKE IS THEEEE DAWN SPAWN OF EVER AND I MEAN THAT, he is a raven of crimson dawn FAN BOY, he is obsessed; i mean that...and despite wanting to make waves in that way, like, he really is kind of an antisocial DORK but lots of girls like him, he gets invited to parties, firkle gets invited by proxy even though people think they are a crazy demonic satan worshiping freak of nature...but ike's super bestie, ofc...their relationship is also interesting...BUT YEAH! IKE! <333 )

also per rm canon, jers does miss ikes birthday every year bc going to south park triggers the fuck out of him which he feels very, very badly about, rags on him but is very pro ike doing what he wants to with reason of not acting like a goddamn FOOL and doing his laundry, his emo dirt bag phase is making kyle's eye twitch ooooof, him bleaching his hair and sticking a safety pin through his lip the second ravenstan walks through their front door while ravesey are secretly broken up and jk is extra mad at him; ITS A HOT MESS EXPRESS, Y'ALL!!!!

if you made it this far...i have to put the answer to the FIRST part of your question with all that dialogue in another ask so feel free to re-ask me that, but to reference it a little...ike is so team ravesey like it is actually painful, that is his ROMAN EMPIRE. firkle actually really does not like kyle bc they think he is lame as hell, help, and is anti-ravesey bc they think romance is a distraction,

( okay, spoiler, but firkle is in love with ike, ike does not know this, ike is super fkn oblivious and is actually very bi, so it's not like he's just not aware he is not straight, he just....actually has no idea, rip, he also has a crush on a girl in his class, it DOES make firkle want to actually dome themself to hear about it 25/8, stupid Feelings, smh, firkle b hating jersey and is lowkey a little jersey coded ) anyways they think kyle dating raven of crimson dawn is going to interfere with the band, their music, their sound and is a hater. like boooo! come on, FIRK! :/

BUT IKE IS A ROMANTIC!!! IKE IS THE JR. RAVESEY CAPTAIN!!!!

tldr; kyle and ike have a complicated relationship but love each other very much and ike does eventually learn about ravesey secret dating bc they are the brothers of ever and cannot hide shit from each other BUT I GOTTA PUT IT IN ANOTHER ASK, I AM SO SORRY, BABY, YOU GOTTA ASK ME AGAIN ABOUT THAT! but i hope this thrills you?

-uncle nina, ceo of insane hs isaac moisha broflovski lore

[neteyamyawne]

200 followers special

How they cuddle with you :(female version)

Neytiri :

Neytiri loves having you snuggled up at her side, your face pressed in her neck while she draps her arms around your frame tightly, if she could she'd never leave your side but her works comes in between, her favorite time of the day is when she returns home and sees the smile on your face, the way your features lighten up with her mere presence, your love for her radiated around you like an aura which she bathed in everyday and couldn't get enough of it, no night went by without cuddling, even if you had an argument earlier it will not enter in your hammock, what happens out the hammock stays outside, inside it you both forget about everything, melting in each other's embrace

Kiri :

She loves to lay her head on your chest, drifting off while listening to your heart beats, you fingers weaving through her soft hair, twisting the beads between your digits, while you're other hand roamed her back, caressing the nape of her neck, kissing her forehead once in a while, her breathing soft and even, you didn't care if she asked to cuddle in the middle of a war meeting, if she asks it, she'll get it and no force in this universe can stop you from doing that, she made you complete , fitting beside you like a missing puzzle piece being placed secure and you weren't letting go of her anytime soon

Ronal :

It's usually you who asks for cuddles rather than her initiating it but you didn't mind though, you asked for it enough for both of you, her hugs were minimal but her love for you was larger than the ocean, she loved having you in her arms but won't admit it much, she will show that she's about to say no but how could she say no to such a cute face? When cuddling her purs surrounds the pod, the soft hum lulling you to sleep within minutes, even when you try to stay awake purposefully, the sound calmed your soul, letting yourself relax in her warmth you snuggle up to her, when she feels it, she drifts off with a small smile on her face.

Tsireya :

Cuddling was your love language, even if you were sitting beside each other, either one of you had your arm around the other, if one is seen the other would definitely be around the same premises, the one thing that you never got tired of is each other's presence, you both were at peace with one another, if you were close outside your pod, inside you were glued together, connected by atleast one body part, or if you're really busy but we're sitting together then tsaheylu came at handy, the bond reverberating your emotions 10 folds.

Tuk : (platonic)

She's your baby and every request from her mouth were the final order, if she said she wants to cuddle all day, you WILL cuddle all day, no exceptions, even jake or neytiri can't pull you apart, everyone just gave up after a point, it was useless to argue when you two were together, she loves to spend her time with you more than her parents, while you laid in your hammock, she laid on top of you, arms wrapping around your neck almost suffocating you but you were too happy to complain in that moment, so you stayed still the whole night dozing off with your sister.

A/n : y'all really? 200 followers in what 4 days? Man I'm near tears rn, i love you guys so much 😭 I'm really blessed that y'all are liking my stuff, even when i criticize the heck out of it, y'all love it so much it makes it go away, thank you so so so so much 🫶🏼🥹😘 (ignore the drafts pls I'm working on them)

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[nartml]

i miss my little brother

[moonsideneon]

You know youre touch starved when you see a pic of a big furry in a shirt and think "god id fall asleep hugging them, i bet thats a nice warm hug too. I wonder if theyd want to hug me too." and nearly cry

[hecksupremechips]

Teehee I got hugged today 🥰

[carmenberzattosgf]

I haven't been on a date either :/ and I feel like such a late bloomer cuz I'm 24 I haven't been on a date or nothing. So it feels weird for me cuz all my friends have and I'm a hopeless romantic so I just wanna experience it

I totally get it anon. I have literally only held hands with a boy to pray 💀 ( I’m being so serious). Our time will come one of these days, I promise! Until then I find comfort in the fact that fiction men can never hurt me 😌

[charliesinfern0]

oh ichimatsu body pillow we’re really in it now

[camotherogue]

so guess who never got to drawing buchi sobs. It'll happen eventually guys I promise.ntomorrow. I got busy with other designs today and then my power fucked off IM SOBBING I REALLY DO WANT TO DRAW HIM I SWEAR

[silverselfshippingchaos]

HIS SMILE...