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I hate my hair so much oh my GOD. I curl it and the most it does is get wavy. and half of my hair still stays completely straight no matter how much I curl it
#HOW THE FUCK DO YOU USE A CURLING IRON!!!#why did I decide to try to style my hair at 6 am!!!#free me!!!#I’ve also tried those curlers you put in your hair and leave overnight and I HATE THEM#how on earth are you supposed to sleep in them they just fall out#and it’s uncforble#AND I ALSO CANT SEE THE BACK OF MY HEAD.#like curling the back of my head with a HOT BURNING CURLING IRON is even easier then puttigg curlers in the back#my hair is the worst#sorry for the rant I hate styling my hair more than anything ever#I hate this fuck ass head#I wanna be bald#xisuma save me..
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shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms
#sangspeaks#sketches#shipping meme#ship dynamic#tumblr exclusive folks. do you wanna know a secret#whenever i haven't posted or drawn in a bit#i make a quick art meme like this and scamper away#and it's usually a hit#this shit's easy all i gotta draw is bald people
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Flames (Part 2)
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(Spade Pirate Sabo AU Masterpost)
Tage to the rescue!! To answer the one person who asked if they would get to share the devil fruit power, hopefully this answers that :) only the first person who takes a bite of the fruit gets the power, so only Ace would drown in water.
So remember when I said this would be a 2 parter?? it’s now panning out to look a bit more like 3 or 4 parts maybe. Originally this was planned to be 10 pages but even with the hiatus I couldn’t finish coloring on time so you get the first half for now and the next half next week :) I think I have like,,, 35 tracked hours on this chapter now lmao
But since I’ve got lineart for the next half already done hopefully next week’s chapter will go quickly and I can build a small buffer and start to work on the week after. Do have some other AUs and thoughts in the works other than this comic but also internship has begun so it is back to the grind again until August
I will try my best to keep this updated weekly but depending on motivation and time I might have to start doing biweekly updates if I want to work on other art as well :/ but I’ll keep you guys posted! Thanks for your patience!!
#spade pirate sabo au#portgas d ace#sabo#one piece au#funny tidbit. because I knew his hair would get covered by fire anyways in page 1#the lineart there for Ace looks bald#I’ll try to answer a few asks if people wanna know more about the coloring process and such
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buzzcut ✖️
#my art#quinncent#qv art#oc: quinn lacey#ok mr hazel eyes we see you !!!#ugly bald 23-24 y.o quinn...around the time he met marc...#the buzz ought to look ridiculous on him because of the ears...and yet#I didn't put lineart around this one it feels weird but I think it's ok!!#sometimes I just wanna be a painter 👨🎨
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you guys like this right
#cherry.png#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#i wanted to take another crack at a rehabilitation design for him#i wanna think that the only reason his left eye survived is that he might have instinctively blocked his face with his arms upon impact#so his left is a tiny bit less cooked to perfection than his right#well done vs medium#his lips are reconstructed from whatever skin they could salvage from his back#eyelid doesn't close all the way for the same reason#bro is a frequent user of eyedrops#think whatever you want abt his hair i couldnt just leave my man bald
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Ken Sugimori concept art from the Teraleaks
#pokemon#pokemon teraleaks#poochyena#skitty#I'm just posting ones I find interesting or wanna draw later#second one looks like a bald shuckle lol#concept art
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My dragons have aged again and I'm replaying Origins. here's my warden Ailea, and also a comparison doodle of my first warden from 8 years ago
#i was kinda excited for dav and then i booted up origins and its like oh okay it will never be as good as this#my overarching goal is to replay all the games#bc i never finished dai#so idk what that bald guy did in the end#anyways tabris origin goes soooo fucking hard#and yeah i did realise my warden is basically just female fenris. fuck my baka life#dao#dragon age#da origins#dragon age origins#da warden#dao warden#fanart#art#i def wanna draw the main squad as well#and maybe ailea and morrigan gaying it#tabris#surana#warden tabris#warden surana
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I stand with Louis no matter what. If either lestat or armand did that shit to me and people talked about me the way they talk about louis on here and on twitter you're gonna see me in history books
#mad at louis for not giving a fuck about magnus' lair when he was gonna kill lestat mind you he literally starved to death and DIED#not 3 days prior to going to kill lestat. louis explicitly said he was gonna go die with them coven niggas like louis was crashing out#and you mean to tell me hes supposed to give a fuck about their trauma at this time???????#girl fuck you. and your bald headed mammy i wish somebody would say that shit to me after they killed my kid#gaslighting and beating me and leaving me to die and they wanna say i should be nicer fuck you#i have to comfort the nigga who drove me to attempt after said attempt when writhing in agony but im the bad guy#cus i was a pimp a century ago go to the deepest pits of hell#and the pimp stuff is crazy cus none of what louis did as a pimp had a relationship to how he acted with his partners bc they had more power#in both relationships louis is powerless. jim crow Louisiana gay married to a white man and stuck in dubai with a 500 year old demon#who routinely gaslights and emotionally abuses him#louis pimping out women has an effect on his relationships to WOMEN. specifically black women. not them lil 2 pump ass niggas he was fucking#yall piss me off so bad yall really vex me at times#iwtv#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#loumand#loustat
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Got hit with a wombo combo of finishing reading “Ghost Boy” by turbomun and watching that 2 hour Turbo video essay and now I’m gone turbo
Probably might change the way I draw him if I do end up drawing him again
#wreck it ralph#turbo#turbo wreck it ralph#I wanna slap his bald head so hard it leaves a red handprint on his head#my art#dani art
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polymer broadcast signal hijack
#pikmin#captain olimar#ft. louie captain shepherd and collin#as well as#moss (pikmin)#watched a stream series of pikmin 4 (its frankenbugs' series) thats what this is about really#but mostly. I just love olimar. I just really enjoy that man#also this really got me flexing those bande dessinée muscles from back thens lol#Ive missed drawin with this kinda proportions... I should do it more#Im gonna draw an olimar to put in my wallet. I need to make my life harder to explain to strangers#I also wanna. add more details to his space suit. make it look more like real life space suit for fun & entertainment#man I enjoy the animals in pikmin so much. they really are just like. animals. theyre animals#its great I love how genuinely bug-lookin the bugs are even with the stylization. pikmin and pokemon are really good at that#would like to learn how to do that... sometimes in the future#oh yeah fun fact. my effort at cleaning up my undercut a few days ago went badly. right before I went to a family reunion thing for 2 days#so I was goin out of my mind at that event postin abt olimar bc I love him#and then. when I got home. I decided to shave my head instead of trying to fix the haircut again#and so the sequence of events becomes I post about olimar -> I enter my bald arc#I am okay with this. have a good night lads. binding books is actually really fun u should try it
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Silly little Harringroveson doodles ☆
#harringroveson#harringrove#mungrove#stranger things#steve harrington#billy hargrove#eddie munson#fanart#my art#i didn't wanna draw Billy's stache sorry hes lip bald#its ok hes having a ***/*** moment in my mind dw abt it ok bye#doodle
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The First Kiss - Feyd Rautha x Reader
summary: You are visiting Giedi Prime once again. As you've grown older, the pull you feel around the na-baron is stronger, deeper, even if you've never spoken on it. Does he dream of you too? Will you be able to speak of them to him, or will such dreams remain as such forever? We he be able to resist you?
disclaimer: this is a kind of follow up fic to my last feyd x reader. However, this takes place before that time frame. Read the first one here to get a better understanding of how i'm approaching my feyd stories.
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This was the fifth time your family's entourage had visited Giedi Prime; your betrothed's home planet. Each stay got a little more familiar. Perhaps it was the smell of the air. The caress of the blinding black sun above; brilliant and strange; a blot in the heavens. You felt enraptured in it somehow. Like a feeling you could not shake, though in part you blamed the dreams.
You had yet to speak of them with him.
Had he dreamt too? Surely, the na-baron had. You thought often that he must, if not only for the way his eyes seemed to linger on you when you shared a space, no matter how many resided in it. You felt wholly consumed by it. There was a heaviness in his actions, weighted by their directness; when his gaze would meet yours, your pulse would quicken, breaths catch in your chest.
Sometimes, even in silence, in those spaces you shared among the others of your families, you found him lingering close. Felt the heat of him at your back. The hand at his side ever so close to caressing the edge of your hip. He was possessive. Protective.
You two had shared such few words, yet you knew this about him already. Nor could you deny the way it made you feel. A magnetism. Something at the edge that was just out of reach. For now.
"My lady." You startle at the closeness of his words, earrings brushing the curve of your neck as you whip swiftly to look up at Feyd.
You had been thinking of him; lost in your own thoughts. He seemed to read it in your gaze, dark eyes flitting between yours, shadows blanketing the angles of his face. There is a palpable silence as his gaze lowers to your lips. That heat you'd come to know with him. Your mouth waters at the ghost of his kisses in your mind. A seemingly distant future in visions of your marriage.
You vaguely catch the Baron's smug rasp to your father something about spice production, but they have trailed out of the room before you catch the full statement; leading a train of servants in their wake, and the hissing of levitation technology.
When you speak it is but a breathy sound.
"My lord na-baron."
"-Feyd." He quips. low and sudden.
You swallow thickly, a flush beneath your cheeks as you meet his eyes. His given name. You hadn't used it yet, save your own thoughts, and whispers to yourself at night in the safety of your room. It seemed a sacred thing. Something intimate. Something of your yet-to-be-husband's.
The na-baron watches you intently; his body imperceptibly closer, as though seeking to envelope you in his shadow. Predator and prey. You decide to broach the subject. The feeling between you...you must know if it is something of your own mind.
"Feyd Rautha". For some reason the use of his full name from your lips makes him smile. A bizarre sight, being so rare - and this grin looked almost amused. Like he had not been expecting the addendum, humorous. You are quick to try and follow up with your request, cheeks hot.
"I must ask something rather delicate, pertaining to our betrothal."
At that he seems to sober a bit, obviously unsure about whatever it was you were to follow with.
"Do you..." You wish you could know a thing beyond just your own feelings. The twisting of your stomach at the thought he could reject you tearing your insides.
"...Do you dream?"
For a moment, there is that heavy silence again, but then you see the slow curl of his lips, just at the edges. Oh, he seems to say. Followed by a soft and knowing hum.
"Is that what this is about?"
He is coming closer now, stalking you in a few calculated steps with that same smile. Your chest heaves with your breaths as you make way backwards, but then he has an arm about your waist, and mentally you are aware of the heat of him, and the strength. You feel like you've lost some game, or been suddenly caught cheating.
That's when you taste him. His mouth has tilted upon yours, slotted against you like you were meant to be there and you moan softly. Surprised that this moment has come at all - yet wanton for it too. How many nights had you dreamed of him holding you like this? Wondering what it might be like for him to lean in and kiss you?
Feyd swallows your sigh greedily. Readily. The arm he has around you pulls you into him further, and you are pleasantly surprised by how soft his lips are, and how good he tastes. His tongue swipes across your bottom lip.
You angle your head opening for him further, learning as you go. He was so quietly calculated, and yet he kissed you like a man starved, uncaring of who saw or who tried to stop him. Not that any being could. You would bet everything that the na-baron would slice any fool willing to try, to shreds. You'd seen his bloodlust, and his prowess in the arena. Such a feat might even excite him, with you as his prize.
He seemed eager to hold back his need for air - kissing as deeply as he could. Slow. Then fast. As though his control would slip and he has to taste more of you. More. More. His tongue sought yours in a dance, followed by teeth tugging at your lips. You mewled softly at that, eyes so heavy. You felt almost drugged, and after a moment too long, you both parted, breaths breaking the silence.
His hands are at your hips now, holding you steady, but your faces were still just a fraction apart. You felt proud of the way Feyd's eyes looked heavy lidded, or how his lips were tinged pink. It drew your eyes in a way that had him groaning.
"Careful, princess..." The nickname has your cheeks heating again, even after being kissed senseless, and he chuckles low in his chest. The smells of spice and some kind of foreign cologne fill your senses as he nears again, this time bringing his mouth towards your ear. You close your eyes, barely able to keep them open as you angle your head slightly to the side.
"-Or I might have to make more of my dreams a reality."
The admittance, and the low tone of his voice so close has you turning your face and opening for him once more, your breaths colliding as he is quick to seek your tongue with his own.
#feyd x reader#feyd rautha x reader#feyd rautha#x reader#fanfic#reader insert#reader#fanfiction#dune fanfic#dune fanfiction#feyd x you#i love the bald man alright#like dang why they make him so kissable though#okay dawg yeah i wanna make out gosh
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Togame Jo’s greeting kisses to you are always way too long.
The kind of affection that’s usually savored in private, instead displayed wherever, whenever, and every single time you see each other—he always takes two to three minutes just to kiss you hello, abandoning the task at hand (dozing off, attending to Choji, managing the Shishitoren) to mosey your way and pull your lips to his in something just a little too sloppy to be sweet, but a little too sweet to be… too distasteful.
Everyone’s used to it by now, even Sakura, knowing that when you arrive, there’s always a going to be a pause in action just for the sappy display of Togame drooping over you and announcing you to the crowd physically.
(What’s not readily exposed, however, and especially not in a room full of men, is that it’s not just a kiss Togame’s giving you, not just a hello that he hides behind his long bangs and your cheeks between his warm hands, but the kindest stare and sweetest little whisper, “missed you, baby,” as he wraps you up in his arms.)
#togame#jo togame x reader#it’s not tongue but it’s def one of those really deep smooches#when he just needs to breath you in for like … 10 - 15 seconds lmfao#and then do that like 3 more times lmao#by the time it becomes a thing everyone is just like ‘Jesus curhrist’ and knows to turn away for it unless they wanna see pda#i don’t see togame as going overboard with pda but there’s definitely this#he’s got three things… no wait… four#greet kisses… holding hands… hugs… and he always wants to be the little spoon so u can scratch his back or his hair or play with him#while he’s doing something else#anyway I know you’re just the couple that’s always smiling at each other too#you get to the ori and wave and he’s just breaking out in a little grin and going right in to swoop you up#I’m gonna go bald I’m tearing my hair out#can’t believe I’m using a tag too jeez#caitie post#gen
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Drow books sketch pile (I'm never gonna color these anyway)
i dunno how accurate the last 1 is but entreri looked cute on it
#dnd#forgotten realms#legend of drizzt#i dont wanna tag this many characters so im just tagging the title boy#drizzt do'urden#fanart#s#let me be real here i got to the 9th book and l0lth made ana czal apperiance i got so excited and got a really ambitious picture in my mind#i wanna draw something grand with the bald guy too i can see it in my minds eye
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experimental style! Solas in his crime hoodie about to go cause some trouble :>
#solas#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age the veilguard#solas dragon age#young solas maybe? but no hair because I am a bald solas truther#mogwaei arts#reposting these arts off the asks I drew them for in case people wanna reblog the art alone💜
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Made a little crochet joffrey now he lives in my bookshelf ❤️
#my art#kinda?#getting funko pops is too embarrassing so this is my alternative ❤️#someday I’m gonna fix his hair bc there’s too much of it but somehow he also looks a bit bald 💔 ignore that for now pls#I wanna make his siblings too but the white blonde color I picked is uglyyy I need to get another one#also I’m making dreamfyre rn I wanna finish her first :3 hbo won’t let me see her I have to do everything myself smh#would b cute to do the whole lann fam maybe…getting ahead of myself#maybe brienne too so she can awkwardly stand next to them like in that one pic
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