#I volunteer *

[muun-jai]

I know Satan is like, an angry terrifying being in nightbringer like SATAN the avatar of wrath !

BUT anytime i go on my home screen and he's like

ALL I CAN SEE IS JUSt--

[scaredforboomboom]

just leaving this here 😌

[rayskittles33]

✨I was never afforded a chance to start a family of my own ✨

[sturnioloho]

u cant tell me this man isn’t a softie

[acupofqueercoffee]

i would all too happily sell my soul to the devil to see eve in an entirely, unadulteratedly, very queer and very sapphic film 😭😭😭

[satlun]

yeah, i will let you ruin my life while i try to fix you

[mitchmarner]

[hey-august]

Weepy drunk Buggy, whose eyes fill with tears as he empties his drinks.

Buggy who falls apart into blubbering mess and just wants someone to listen to his incoherent ramblings.

Someone who will keep track of his limbs as he literally collapses.

Someone who will give him water, but lie and say it's another drink.

Someone who will tuck him into bed and wait nearby until he falls asleep. Maybe while holding his hand or stroking his hair.

And when the clown's teary sniffles give way into sleepy snores, he needs someone who will give him a kiss on the forehead, promising sweet dreams and a better tomorrow.

[andy-clutterbuck]

3x02 | Sick

[theresascove]

I wanna kiss a girl w passion and then make her cry from pleasure right about now

[joshsindigostreak]

Pinterest knows what’s up

[thegamingcatmom]

Miranda forbidding the villagers from reading newspapers from the outside world shouldn't be as hot as it is.

Now imagine you, a person from the outside world, somehow catch that woman's eye.

Yeah, best bid everything and everyone you've ever known goodbye cause you ain't gonna see any of it ever again.

[hisfavkayla]

I VOLUNTEER!!!!! I ACCEPT THE INVITATION TO PROUDLY SAVE OUR NATION FROM ENEMIES FROM LAND AND SEA BY OFFERING MY SERVICES TO ENSURE THE FUTURE OF THE KENNEDY FAMILY DYNASTY!!!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 

[adnannyx]

it’s giving husband

[uwupattafix]

Fuck trans women.

No fr

Pls do

Some of them probably want that a lot:3

[acupofqueercoffee]

i am looking hungrily 🤤🤤🤤