#I too- ate shit
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Pray for him chat 🙏 I don’t think he can do it
Commission for @bitbot360 !
#mf pogo stick 😭#Funfact I only tried to use one of these one time#I too- ate shit#tadc#the amazing digital circus#kinger#tadc kinger
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"what are you planning on doing with your life" killing myself next question!
#you think I have a future with shit education and experience?#crying rn thinking about this because i'm running out of time to find a place to live#gotta stay alive for failson but man sometimes I really wish I was dead#also. I ate too much which triggered eating disorder I genuinely need someone to kill me NYOW
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when u are a guy who is super normal about his boss and also his boss' wannabe arch-nemesis (more terror text post memes)
#need to study this man in a glass jar w twigs and shit. he does Not get a cage bc hed get out of that. terrarium species i fear#the terror#text post meme#terror shitposting#thomas jopson#ik were all haha he wants to fuck that old man (which a. understandable and b. he really does) but man can we talk abt the Layers#something something ambition vs devotion vs ruthlessness vs kindness vs enabling etc etc.#can we talk abt the whole class (traitor) dynamic w hickey too....#just the contrast of the hickeyjopson convo everything we ate growing up started w a gun. ive shot smaller hawks than u#vs the hickeygoodsir convo if im reading ur accent right uve always had to use every part of the meat ur mum could procure.....#biting snarling foaming at the mouth!!!!#anyway im tired of looking at this & i couldnt find a screenshot for one post i wanted to use so. have it anyway#cavetext
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+ A L P H A +
#the way this was her first release since 2019 and the hype was unbelievable i lost my shit when it finally came out#and she still hasn't performed like half the album live lmao#the vinyl release was so gorgeous too#iconic stunning she ate etc#2ne1#2ne1 cl#cl#lee chaelin#lee chaerin#cledit#sapph's post#s/cl
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stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.
#people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH#falin: he don't bite :)#to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy#izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right.#marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman#nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out#the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries#while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat#kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon.#but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d#mithrun: ...there's another touden?#the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons.#the winged lion is about to find out.#finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios#laios#laios touden#laios thorden#falin touden#falin thorden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#my art#fanart#art#doodle#don't repost or your tibia is going in the broth next
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Hey Spam, not to sound rude or anything, but i think something is stuck in your hair to your left. IDK what it is, but it looks like kinda spiky so please be careful!
#I had this set up since he ate that canned whatever the hell it was and then i got distracted#i am surprised i was mostly consistent with that bit though despite being the no.1 most inconsistent critter in the world#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#i realized i dont have to care so much about minor mistakes because this isnt my damn job its smth for fun#nobody cares they dont care about mistakes#besides loki but loki is an exception we dont count them /j#ily shading with three different colors that doesnt even show up thanks a lot#is that bed head enough?? cant make it too frizzy cause its full of weird shit he uses to keep it black + gel-like so it will#perpetually look greasy (it is) and kinda wet but idk#gotta get his beauty sleep and then do his hair like the king he is (hope he gets guillotined)#i dont have an explanation for why he did that he just did. Cant a guy be a little silly sometimes??? a little plastic snack???
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if you won't be mine ... then
#ik i havent made it obvious here on tumblr but i was absolutely obsessed with this chapter holy fuck#hori COOKED with this chapter my GOD#ive been asking for ofa/afo lore for a year and we finally got it !!!!!#and fuckkkk i ate it all up and ate the plate too#im more active on twitter so u couldnt tell but yeah i fucking love the ofa lore/subplot#and i absolutely LOVE yoichi and kudou#so this chapter sent me to heaven esp the last panels#also this made me wanna kill afo with hammers even more fucking creep#and it was so well written about it too#my god the way talked about yoichi made my skin crawl#and also his philosophy was frankly interesting#still think he should drop dead by the end tho#anyways excited for more ofa lore my GOD ive waired for this shit for a year#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha kudou#shigaraki yoichi#shigaraki afo#all for one#2nd ofa user#mha manga spoilers#mha manga#mha 407#cw blood#dahlia.art
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i think my games broken :(
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wanted to make a fake screenshot for tim too ^^ closeups with no glitching under the cut
there’s so many layers in this thing my ipad hates it OTL
#marble hornets#i counted how many times tim ate shit in this entry and tried to line up the damage as best I could lol#also the other meter I could talk abt it for ages because I’ve been thinking about it but#compared to jays in the other one it did it’s definitely fuller but it’s also got more color in it.#I’ve been thinking about the techincal side of a game that doesn’t even exist too much. record function puts the game into a fps.#2.5d style#can be accessable in select cutsenes.#mh tim#mh alex#mh brian#mh hoody#my art#mh p&c
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Hekimoğlu (Turkish House M.D. adaptation) - 1x01, Everybody lies
#this scene was homo as shit but you had to be there i guess#house md#hekimoglu#ates hekimoglu#orhan yavuz#hilson#IDC I'M TAGGING IT. THIS TOO IS HILSON. LOOK AT IT#gifs#mine
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we need to talk more about togame and his Big appetite because the first profile of him tells us he likes to join those insane eating contests (probably the ones where they give you a bowl of ramen the size of someone's dog) and he's been WINNING ALL OF THEM so far
#no wonder he's so built#tbf i once went to a buffet and ate over 20 pieces of sushi about 100 strawberries and a shit ton of roast beef#i would 100% join him#and we'd take a fat nap after#i love men who EAT#he probably loves watching you eat too
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boys and things of that like
#my art#yugioh#starshipping#yugioh gx#yugioh 5ds#for those curious abt judais scars. i hc the one on his cheek to be like. idk he ate shit and got the scar. he couldve healed it but it#matches with one of yubels markings so he keeps it#and the one on his bottom lip was from a time yubel was far too excited to kiss him lol
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Cupid Kendall, that's all
Kendall was already incredibly attractive but when she put on the glasses WITH the cupid outfit on...good lord i love women i heart women i'm so down bad for her it's not even funny
Especially when she would start leaning down during the interrogations and Claire's acting gradually became more hammy (without being overbearing or OOC for Kendall), that little sway she does when she corrects Chase regarding her name, and calls Shelby out on being nervous right before her interrogation.....shit I would start sweating too I'd be too distracted to focus on the questions
#heckyl was absolutely on his shit calling her pretty lady i would fold too goddamn#that cupid outfit is doing things to me#i love women#i love my wife#kendall morgan#power rangers dino charge#power rangers dino super charge#prdc#absolute girlboss#ate up everyone in her era#everyone keeps talking about 'bayonetta' this and 'serena from devil wears prada' that#i NEED office siren ppl to start talking about kendall morgan
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miles: you don’t want to be the prowler!
Aaron: I’m Not
Me:
#spiderverse spoilers#across the spiderverse#across the spiderverse spoilers#ats spoilers#IM TRYING TO COVER ALL MY BASES#anyway at this moment I lost my shit but to be fair#I lost my shit at a LOT of moments#like AAAAAA#spiderverse#there were so many times there was a reveal and I GASPED out LOUD#ALSO THE FUCKING ENDING????? HELLO?????? GOD???? ANYONE?????#also. Pavitr Prabhakar my beloved.#OH HOBIE MY FUCKING BELOVED TOO
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I fucking love we are robin they were so huddling in the back booth of the restaurant izzys family ran trying not to laugh while ordering, surfing on the tops of trains, learning how to treat a bullet wound crowding around the phone frantically collecting google searches, taking more hits than they were landing, listening to dax play shitty guitar in his garage while skipping classes, playing dnd in rikos basement, making snide comments while duke and dre argue again for the eighth time that day and watching duke try to resist dre bribing him with his cooking, being connect to someone you don't know halfway across town because they too know that with batman gone someone has to take care of this city someone has to do something and it might as well be you
#duke izzy and dre sleeping over rikos house bcs their own homes arent great to be at right now#duke quizzing riko on her math work just bcs hes failing doesn't mean she has to#dre patching up a wound izzy got bcs she absolutely ate shit while trying to make a jump and izzy thinking abt how dre reminds her of her#brother if he hadnt been such an ass#like gotham is a shithole and these kids are in the heart of the mess living and loving and protecting their city#SOMEONE SEDATE ME#this is what happens when u read we are robin one too many times and like too many studies abt gotham city#dc comics#dc tag#all of them grew up looking into the night and seeing colorfully clothed children bound across the skyline and thought 'i can do that too'#i need to be shot#duke thomas#batman#thought bubbles#we are robin
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I don’t think there’s importance in me being feisty and smart but thank you sweet man, never stop calling me darling that way.
#Lu twilight ai#Lu link ia#Link ai#character.ai#yandere link#male yandere#character ai#someone pls start to make in Moemate too#sweet yandere#yandere elf#Twilight ai#Zelda twilight princess link#lu twilight#link stop saying random shit after I try to no laugh at thinking someone being ate by wolfos can give them colitis if they are evil#yandere link x reader#yandere linked universe x reader#lu ai#yandere lu twilight#twilight ai thanks for reming me half of the chain don’t have basic education
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When Hange and Levi both "lost" their eyes, maneuvering the ODM gear became slightly harder due to the lack of depth perception. Naturally, there's a whole reel of bloopers dedicated to their stunt mishaps.
However, the most viral blooper is one that Connie posted with the caption "i'm fucking crying over here, who's going to tell hange this scene is being cut" and Sia's Chandelier playing in the background:
Apparently, Hange had somehow flew in a pendulum like manner across the screen, strapped with their ODM gear, and as soon as they were off-screen, all that can be heard is a violent crash. What soon follows are the hollers and "holy shit!"s of Connie and Eren, and a concerned, half-mummified Levi running across the screen yelling "are you okay?"
#hange before eating shit: i think i'm getting the hang of it levi!#levi: don't fucking jinx it#hange: you worry too much#levi after hange ate shit: ....#hange: don't.#aot#snk#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#hange zoe#levi ackerman#connie springer#eren yeager#eren jaeger#aot actor au#actor au
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