#I thought you were dead

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Hi, big fan of your work in the whump community :3

Do you have any prompts/thoughts for one of my favorite phrases: "I thought you were dead" ?

thank you so much!!

dialogue prompts in responses to ❝I thought you were dead.❞

❝I’m not dead, babe. I just ghosted you.❞

❝cheating death is what I do for a living.❞

❝that was weeks ago/months ago. people change.❞

❝not dead. I am Death.❞

❝and it sucked. being on the verge of death. would not recommend.❞

❝that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. I literally cannot die.❞

❝no, but you will be if you don’t start running.❞

❝a bullet to the heart can’t kill me. you, out of all people, should have known my heart has already been blackened and dried up a very long time ago.❞

❝surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.❞ (the classic one, I couldn’t not add this.)

❝of course, you did. after all, it was you who tried to kill me.❞

❝darling, you’re going to have to try harder than that.❞

❝this is gonna sound crazy, but I am dead, and apparently I’m assigned to be your guardian angel now.❞

❝you know I’m not actually real, right?❞

❝no, you left me to die. I was just a survivor.❞

❝yeah, yeah, I heard that before.❞

❝I am.❞

❝did you really have so little faith in me?❞

❝me too! another thing we have in common.❞

❝I did, but it turned out death didn’t want me.❞

❝who’s going to look after you if I’m dead?❞

❝I’ll always come back to you.❞

❝dead? it was just a cut on a finger. stop being so dramatic.❞

❝sorry to disappoint.❞

❝boo.❞

❝you’ve made sure of that, haven’t you?❞

❝I’m stubborn just like that.❞

❝is it because I disappeared from your life for 20 years?❞

❝why? what happened? why would you think that?❞

❝oh, I am. and so are you. welcome to the land of the dead.❞

❝I’m a ghost, and I need your help.❞

❝I don’t have much time. you have to find my murderer.❞

❝I am. you’re just hallucinating.❞

❝if I am dead and you’re talking to me, doesn’t it mean you’re dead, too?❞

❝I’m not Dead. I’m (insert character’s name).❞

❝I did. I just crawled out of hell.❞

❝hell was boring anyway. so here I am.❞

❝you can’t get rid of me that easily.❞

❝nothing could kill me. not even death.❞

❝you know I’d never leave you.❞

❝God says it’s not my time.❞

❝well, this is awkward.❞

❝oh, I am. I’m here to take you with me.❞

❝did you cry?❞

❝did you mourn?❞

❝oh please, I was gone for less than an hour.❞

❝there’s been a misunderstanding. It wasn’t me who died.❞

❝I understand why you’d think that.❞

❝I can explain.❞

❝I am, and you will be just as dead as I am if you don’t turn around right now.❞

❝you’re not gonna believe what I saw on the other side.❞

❝why? you already replaced me?❞

❝I was hoping so too.❞

❝I really need to stop dying. let me tell you that shit is not fun.❞

❝I’m sorry if my survival is so inconvenient for you.❞

❝I have always been dead.❞

❝I died a long time ago, actually.❞

❝what are you going to do about that? try and kill me again? because it certainly didn’t work the first 6 times. but hey! maybe seventh time’s a charm!❞

❝I fooled you, didn’t I?❞

❝I’m not going anywhere.❞

❝I’m sorry. do I know you?❞

❝it’s a long story.❞

[golden-coven]

It just fits so well

This is my first time animating lip syncing

It’s no fun…

ANYWAYS. . . Megamind crossover real

[iwritewhump]

"I thought you were dead" + under the radar + trail of blood

day 15 of @whumptember

432 words

warnings: poisoned whumpee, blood, character death

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Hero pulls the window open the rest of the way and falls inside. He gasps and rolls onto his back with a hand covering his stomach. 

The hallway light flickers on and Hero curses. He pulls himself over to the shower and pulls the curtain closed just before the bathroom door opens. 

Villain pushes into the bathroom and turns the light on, instantly noticing the puddle of blood below the window that leads to the shower. She steps into the bathroom and tries to peek past the shower curtain, “Who’s there?”

A muffled whumper is all she gets in return. She pulls the curtain open and her jaw drops. “Hero?” 

He pushes himself up against the wall and smiles weakly, “Surprise!” he coughs and slouches forward. 

“Oh my god,” she says, falling to her knees and reaching out for him. “I thought you were dead. I…I looked everywhere for you.” 

She pulls him into an embrace and his head falls into the crook of her neck. She peppers him with kisses and pulls away with tears in her eyes. 

“Where were you?” 

His smile falters, “Supervillain…he figured out who I was. I had to-had to leave quickly so he didn’t find out about you, too. Sorry, uh, sorry I didn’t say goodbye.” 

She shakes her head and wipes his cheeks with the pads of her thumbs, “It’s alright, you’re here now.” 

“Not for long,” he says. He tries to pull her closer to him, she obliges and rests her forehead against hers. “He killed me. Well, he’s killing me.” 

She shakes her head, “What are you talking about? You’re safe now, you’re away from him and with me.” 

“It’s a slow acting poison, um, he let me go because there isn’t an antidote. So, he just didn’t want to clean up.” he leans further against her and sniffs. “I’m sorry I came here, I don’t know…why I did that. Last time we talked I was horrible to you, so I’m sorry. You don’t deserve this. I’ll leave.” he pulls back from her and tries to stand. 

She shakes her head and holds him steady while he sits back down. She sits next to him in the shower and holds his hand. 

Hero leans his head on her shoulder and frowns, “I’m sorry, again.” 

“Shut up,” she snaps. She runs her thumb over his knuckles and leans her head on his. “I’m glad you came here because I don’t want you to be alone for this.” 

And he doesn’t argue with her. Its not until a few seconds later that she realizes why. 

[poorslaindoll]

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[despazito]

i can’t believe how much kodak billboards date a movie now

[ofsunhillow]

NOT THE NIN KEYBOARD SEX GIF AGAIN.

[iorveth1040]

Back in town. See you, little leaf

I.F.

... you

why now

[somebodylovesyougcv]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[julie-z-vesnice]

Mindfuck writing prompt

I have this writing prompt in mind, figured I should try going on here.

TW – suicide

[Villian] has had suicidal thoughts or has even attempted to take their life earlier in their life. But good for them – they've overcome these thoughts and urges and are now doing better.

Now, [Villian] finds that [Hero] wants to take their life, or even better, [Villian] catches [Hero] in a suicide attempt.

[Villian] acts all protective of [Hero], speaking softly, convincing them to stop, and come down from the roof, put down the knife,...

Thing is, [Hero] doesn't actually want to remove themselves from this world, but is solely pretending.

Now, HEAR ME OUT...!! This is [Hero]'s plan to escape [Villian] or otherwise dodge death and/or being hurt in, well, pretending to be dead.

Imagine how fucked [Villian] would be to see [Hero] alive again, after they've just jumped from a 12 story building? The sheer shock of seeing [Hero] commit un-aliving and then seeing them alive, walking, breathing, just fine, for [Villian].

What would this do to [Villian] and [Hero]? [Hero]'s realization that they've hurt [Villian] severely, [Villian]'s face has gone pale, as they literally just saw a ghost.

Do what you want with this product of my busy mind :)

[cag3dsong]

My friend has been giving me one of my fave ships for Nadia via discord and while it's technically not a ship yet I am vibing so hard, like I am simply OBSESSED because it is 👌👌👌 EVERYTHING.

[beardedmrbean]

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[fire-kitty-lol]

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[akanemnon]

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[cheese-anon-real]

hey uh, when i watch those movies, do y'all want me to like review them or smth??

I'm bad with words, I won't lie, but like

maybe it'd be fun??

tbf i got exactly one vote on the poll about whether or not to watch them and it was a 'yes', so

thanks to whoever voted that