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#I think y’all know my fave by know#*now#also I feel like mystic won’t get any votes but oh well#wanted to get 10 options in there#also I know there’s a deep seeded hearted of the IE seasons dress but personally I really like it#only putting a day on this one a week was tooo long#so GO!#so much love for my pink ballerina T#tutu Tess#yes that’s right she had FIVE (5) seasons dresses#six inc the one at Finlandia#which i think she wore a few times for IWTHYH so maybe only half counts coz it wasn’t a new one
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but
Sky dying was Viktor’s fault and him covering it up was bad actually.
#anti viktor arcane#i like him but the way y’all coddle that man is a LOT#arcane#arcane league of legends#sky young#you can tell me something bad that one of my faves did but I already know#it’s HIS fans that seem to think he’s above any criticism#literally no one is#and having to see over and over again how this Brown woman dying horribly wasn’t on him…#it’s white boy stanning at its most insidious#that would be like me saying jayce killing that boy wasn’t his fault and he shouldn’t feel bad when it was and he should#they were clear parallels#even happened in the same episode#come on now#sometimes good people do bad things it doesn’t make them irredeemable#but they do need to be held accountable
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I got tagged by @miyakuli for a fave character poll challenge!! Very excited to see what comes out of it ��
Challenge: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters, and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.
Im tagging: @technitango @jyrs-kuur @scarletrigmor @amazingspider-boy @jammeke @dangerousgay @rosielynn
#alphabetical order!!! not my fave order!!! bc I honestly don’t know!!!#I think I know which one is gonna win but I’m not gonna say anything!#tagged 7 people bc why not!!! I wanna see all y’all’s faves#polls#adrien Agreste#Miraculous Ladybug#ash ketchum#pokemon#frodo Baggins#lotr#link#the Legend of Zelda#botw#totk#Zuko#avatar#atla
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henry’s insta - alex’s return home
#rwrb#rwrb movie#Alex x Henry#red white and royal blue#first prince#I think daylight might be my fave song for them#cause like if u think about it#Henry always thought he’d be in black and white#alex always thought love would be short and passionate#but they live in golden daylight#Casey I’m in your walls give me a book sequel#and a movie sequel#and studios pay your fucking actor so nick and Taylor can TALK ABOUT IT#hi guys how y’all doing if you read the tags lemme know your thoughts on all rwrb#if u don’t read my tags why#I’m funny
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oh noooooo I sure hope nobody goes into my inbox and tells me all about their interests…. I really hope that doesn’t happen bc it would be so cool and awesome if it did……
#I wanna know what y’all are up to!!!#also like I just wanna talk to people or have people talk at me idk#I’m feeling really lonely#uuhhh coversation starters!#I’m thinking of playing Pokémon black and white (and also maybe making a trainer oc-)#I wanna play some touhou games! (also I ordered the first volume of the forbidden scrollery manga :D)#resident evil revelations is my fave resident evil game#I came up with a design for roto-ki! (the dream bbq counterpart of roto-ten)#um I’ve got a lot of manga…. im a collector >\\<#and yeah :)#but honestly talk to me about whatever
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It’s so funny how rereading one single ya dystopian series has made all my daydreams go from something mundane and beautiful to like… “me and Bakugo are surviving a war against reproductive rights🙂” and I’m genuinely having a good time
#I am twelves years old#and lowkey it’s berry nice#altho it’s nice I keep craving to read fanfics abt the ships in these totally irrelevant books#like written on par with what y’all write#I’m going insane I had a daydream ant not only going to hs with Bakugo but having a teenage pregnancy😭😭😭😭#lowkey one of my fave days dreams I’m still obsessed with is from … ok you know what I will stop there LMFAO#but zamn.#I dont wanna say the reason I haven’t been active on here much is bc I’m reading books#bc I’m totally having a weird decline rn#but also like. I do think my need for creative outlets is being fed by FUCKKNG YA NOVELS#but hey they taught me how to do tf what I DO!#so there’s that#and I’ve basically spent the last week on the bathtub reading books instead of being on the phone#probs like … 3 hrs of my day is bath LMFAO#coping like this is amazing#oh well going back to my apartment tomorrow where the bath ain’t sh*t so that will fix that#love u all dearly miss u all dearly#hope you’re all well🩷#caitie blabs
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I’m having severe and continuously horny thoughts ab F/ukuchi and I’m in pain over the fact it makes me feel things at the most random times y’all.
Like currently? Thinking about the fact he probably has to travel a decent amount overseas (pretty much canon because of the fact he travels to deal with some crisis or WHATEVER). And then coming home with the most miserable cold. All the fighting, the insane amount of strangers wanting to touch him and talk to him, the jet lag, the rapid change in humidity… he just crashes.
Feels so miserable on the ride back, but it’s only the beginning. Sniffly constantly, but tries to not blow his nose too much because he KNOWS it’s loud when he does and it’s literally a plane. And bringing more attention to himself right now is… not what he wants. Then the coughing starts, the scratchy thickness forms in the back of his throat that just won’t go away regardless of how much water he drinks or how much he clears his throat.
Pressure building in his sinuses as a headache forms from the altitude… and the sniffling gets more frequent and more needy. He can’t help but snap forward with a sneeze that’s way more wet then it usually is, slightly misting the air in front of him. He mumbles a thick and raspy “‘scuse me…” to the person next to him, hoping it’ll stop there.
But no. No. It happens again, and again. Despite not normally bothering to cover, he has the decency to do so when he knows he’s coming down with something. And being around so many people too… wet, harsh and loud sneeze after sneeze getting crushed into his wrist. Watery eyes filled with gratefulness as he thanks the flight attendant when she sweetly offers him some tissues after the 20th sneeze into his already soaked sleeve.
Feeling his face heat up from the amount of stares he’s getting, or people muttering about how they “hope I won’t catch whatever he’s got… ew.”
Finally coming home and just immediately flopping down on the closest soft surface. Bedroom? Nah, couch works fine. Pulling the one soft blanket he’s got on the couch over him to quell the chills running through his body. The bed would be more comfortable but… he can’t bring himself to get back up again.
#b/sd#snz#snz kink#snzario#I’m dying here like#I’ll be thinking about him#soooo much#he is my wife makes sense but still#the struggles of being hornyyyy 24/7 man…#if you ignore the first part about it being for F/ukuchi it could be anyone tbh#go wild y’all imagine your fave DO IT HAVE FUN#I KNOW I’m having fun~
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some people on tumblr are absolutely insufferable!! it’s like 😭😭 they have such high egos and they bitch about anything and everything it’s actually insane
#the ones hating on my fave writers too??#like y’all need to hop off their dicks forreal i don’t know who tf u think u are#do not play w me esp not while your ass is hiding behind the anon option#nini thoughts 🪩
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i just think it’s nice to headcanon several characters as having some sort of musical talent because of the rich musical history of michigan. it’s something that would just be part of their lives, even just in the background, especially if they’ve lived in the state for most/all their life
#i mean i think y’all know music theory/history is like My Thing so any chance i get to make it part of my faves’ lives i’ll take#i just think they would though. i have hcs outside the obvious like aisha and pierce
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ITS A COVER?!?!? …I MEAN “COVER”?! (since its technically still “his song” with SMAP -its a solo)
OMFG and here I kept thinking “damn…why didn’t they do a proper studio version of this, it feels like it could be so much heavier-sounding” idk why i thought this cuz the session is already super good
ANYWAY HE DELIVERS OMFG AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALSO: HE MOANED at the end of the SMAP version!? Or someone, but like…it’s def him cuz who else would it be?? and it didnt sound like a generic sound effect that was just shoved in. but also this is just me getting my hopes because i really want it to be him…lmfao what a little shit but the timing was so brilliant 😭 like it can’t not be him because of the timing alone…it happens right when the music takes like a millisecond break, it’s fucking hilarious
I made the mistake of listening to this album while working. I was laughing so hard at Shingo’s and Nakai’s solos but then when I heard that, I knew I wasn’t getting any more work done 🥲
at least now i know to never listen to this album while driving, ridiculously dangerous…lol
They’re actually going to kill me one of these days. my chest still hurts…
#sorry that im like freaking the fuck out over a song#also sorry for talking about his/their music so y’all aren’t even gonna know wtf im on about#i know the accessibility is utter dog-water :(#if you are interested….drop me a dm or something…i might be able to help y’all#BUT THIS WAS A MASSIVE SHOCK FOR ME#and when i tell you that my jaw dropped#IT FELL TO THE FUCKING FLOOR#THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVES ON GWTF IM SO FUCKING HAPPY#I think that I prefer the session actually because the harmonica…holy fuck he is so…#ugh this is awful…need to find more reasons to put on the ‘dislike’ list#getting too unbalanced for my tastes lol#my brain is a fucking shitshow#A HAPPY ONE THIS TIME#can you tell i forgot to take my adderall…?
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If Jurassic Park ever happened irl and I somehow magically had the money to go, I absolutely would just to see a real life parasaurolophus, and then I’d probably burst into tears because I love them so fucking much
#she speaks#my fave tbh#and honestly ‘killed and eaten by a dinosaur’ is not the worst epitaph#horrible way to go absolutely but kinda cool in the long term#not that parasaurolophus would kill and eat me#like y’all know how Kristen Bell cries when she thinks of sloths?#that’s me with parasaurolophus#hold on I need the tag#parasaurolophus
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I love how basically every actor ever has been in at least one adaptation of law and order.
#law and order is one of my fave shows y’all know this#but I started thinking about how#so many cast members of shameless were on law and order#just on episodes I could remember#i mean fuck like Noel played like my third favorite character on svu#and Ethan played what’s considered to be one of the top five best killers on the show#that says something right there
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i’m in such disbelief right now and beyond disgusted.
i really hope y’all are choosing your morals over kpop; because we do not know these men at all. i will never side with or defend a predator and a criminal, even with little to no proof. even if there is the smallest chance he may be innocent, i will always believe the victim first.
some of you, as fans of the boys for years and him in general, i know you must be feeling disappointed and betrayed. you’re not dumb for previously supporting him, as we couldn’t have possibly known. but now is the time for a reality check and it’s time to wake up and take a step back. this just goes to show that we know absolutely nothing about them.
for sm to just outright put out a statement on their own before any rumors even surfaced and immediately kick him out? this has to be insanely serious and i’m terrified of what he could’ve done. the crazy thing is with everything currently happening in korea with the telegram situation, and korean women constantly being in danger in general because of the men there, i’m not at all surprised that celebrities are being exposed. sm has protected criminals before, and held onto lucas when his scandal came out as well as other artists who have been exposed for similar crimes. i can’t even imagine the severity of the current situation. we’ve seen what happened with the burning sun, and these men are not immune to being misogynistic, vile human beings.
members have already unfollowed him and deleted posts with him in them; his best friend of 17yrs has unfollowed him. the company taking the initiative and him getting kicked out of the group in less than a second before anything even came out, no denying the claims or even trying to defend him. that should be enough to tell you and understand how serious this actually is. i am beyond disgusted with him and this whole situation.
i sincerely hope the victim is doing okay and praying for them to heal and get the justice they deserve. and remember that your love for these celebrities should always be conditional, because we do not know them. it’s their job to put on a show and show you their public persona, but behind closed doors? we don’t know what they’re actually like. we put them on a pedestal and yet we don’t know what they’re really capable of. they are still men after all. i hope the police are taking this seriously. there needs to be consequences and these women need to be protected.
let this be a lesson to all of us. they don’t know us, and we don’t know them, not really, not at all.
ALWAYS choose morals over these strangers you idolize. and as women, we should be standing with the victims.
maybe not all men, but enough of them. and maybe not all men, but somehow always a man. and going forward, i will continue to support nct as a whole with the remaining members. however, keeping the situation in mind, i will be supporting from afar for a little while. if the situation escalates and other members are investigated and new information comes to light about the rest of them either knowing or possibly being involved, it would be best to step away for good. i will do my best to stay updated. but i do hope the rest of the members are doing okay, and hopefully no other members were involved; but this, just shows that they can always surprise us. you never think it’ll be your fave, until it is.
let’s hope this causes a domino effect and more of these people are exposed and charged for the crimes they’re committing.
sending love to anyone who has ever experienced sexual violence or has been targeted and been in a similar situation. it is not your fault and it never was!
love you all and my dms are always open if you need to vent. <3
❗️EDIT: also i wanna add that we need to not praise the rest of the members or any other celebrity for simply unfollowing him on social media. that is the least of anyone’s worries.
we don’t know if they were aware, we don’t know if they knew and were protecting him or turning a blind eye. it could be them trying to save themselves and clear their guilty conscience. maybe they didn’t know and are just as shocked as we are, we don’t know that either.
we blindly trust these people and believe they have good intentions but look at where that can lead to. fans being upset is valid, yes; but remember people with money and power will do whatever it takes to sweep things under the rug and make it go away in order to save face and keep their image and reputation.
follow-up post here.
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Chiho Saito’s 1999 Revolutionary Girl Utena Original Illustration Collection
IT’S HERE. IT’S DONE. IT’S FINISHED. NOW…IT’S YOURS. Happy Holidays, my friends.
Vanna here! I have posted some already about this project, and the responses I got, public and otherwise, have been absolutely incredible. Y’all have been reblogging and hyping this before it even finished…I haven’t felt so encouraged about an Utena project since the musicals! (Yes, streams soon, I promise.) You can read the other post to get more details, and catch my post here with more details about the process if you’re interested. The long and short of it?
This is the first artbook I ever scanned. I did it in 2001. In Photoshop, using multiple scans per page that took hours to process. But it was 2001. A half megabyte file that was 1250px wide was considered extremely hardcore and impressive. That’s just always been the business I’m in when it comes to Utena art, you know?
It’s now the latest artbook I’ve scanned, and so much of the process, and effort involved, is unchanged. What has changed, is the result. Welcome to your new desktop background. Your new phone background. Your new poster print.
What I’ve done here is attempt to create definitive digitized images of Chiho Saito’s work as offered by this book--I have removed the print moiré of the original scans, and used my literal decades of experience to try and tease out as much information from them as possible. Without being physically in front of the original artwork (which is a thing I’ve had the great fortune to get to do) this is The Most Chiho Saito you are ever going to get. I’ve tried my best to make sure there is a way to get it that works for everyone:
Do you just wanna scope 'em out? Look at some disaster gays? Grab your favorite one or two? This is the path for you! Check out the ‘compressed’ (not very) 10k ‘web friendly’ (not really) copy at the Bibliothèque, the media archiving wing of the Something Eternal forums at Empty Movement*. All the following links are also available from here. Do you want these copies? All of them? Don't just grab them individually, friend. This batch is 375MB and can be downloaded as a zip of the individual files here on our Google Drive.
Do you like digital archiving? Are you looking for a copy that preserves the archival quality of the effort but sits nice and comfy in a single file? This is for you. A minimally compressed 10k, 513MB version worked into a PDF is now up, shiny and chrome, on the Internet Archive. Do you like the idea of the minimal compression, but want the individual files in a zip? Yep I did that too, here's the drive link.
Are you looking to print these in a larger size? This is probably the only reason on Earth you’d ever want them, and yet a bunch of you are going to go straight for these. Here are the zero-compression JPG full size copies, most of them are 15k across, like simply a ridiculous size. Pick your fave and download it from our Google Drive!
I am genuinely really proud of this work.** I was able to tease out so much new detail from these…her incredible layering techniques, the faintest brush of her highlights, and the full range of her delicate hand at whites and blacks… details commonly lost in digitization. I sincerely hope you find something here that you’re looking for, as an artist looking for inspiration, as a weeb looking for a desktop, as an archiver excited to see incredible 90s manga artwork saved forever in the digital realm. I feel like I have already said so much about them, and could keep going, but you know what? This work speaks for itself. Enjoy, use, explore, and definitely tell us what you think!
We love y’all. ~ Vanna & Yasha
* AHEM ASTERISK AHEM
You might be wondering what any of that is. Something Eternal? Biblewhatawhat??? EmptyMovement.com? You might even have done a double take at the word ‘forum.’ And you should!!!
I have a confession. This artbook was my ‘side project’ as I worked on this, *the main project.* For a couple years I’ve been banging around with a new domain, and originally I had other plans for it, but Elon Musk ruined my Twitter and Discord is well along on its way to enshittification, and well….we joke on the Discord a lot about ‘reject modernity, embrace forums’ and you know what? We’re right. So Yasha and I are putting our money where our mouths are once again, and doing something insane. We are launching, in 2023, a website forum. Obviously, this is not the official ‘launch’ per se, but I cannot announce the artbook without directing you to the forum, since it sits on the attached very cool gallery system. Oops! Told on myself. Another post more focused on the forum will be forthcoming, but if you are just that motivated to get in right away, you absolutely can! (This will help stagger new arrivals anyway, which is good for us!) If you would rather wait for the ‘official’ launch, by all means that’s coming, including a lengthy screed about how and why we’re doing this. In either case, remember: this is a couple weebs trying to make internet magic happen, we are not website developers by trade. Give us grace as we iron things out and grow into this cool new website thingie…hopefully along with some of you! :D
If you do join up, naturally, there is a thread about this project!
** If you like this kind of content, consider helping us pay for it! We do have a Patreon! If you’re wanting to use these in some public-facing distributive way, all we ask is for credit back to Empty Movement (ohtori.nu or emptymovement.com, either will work.)
I would like to say ‘don’t just slap these files on RedBubble to get easy money’ but I know that saying this won’t effectively prevent it. Y’all that do that suck, but you’re not worth letting it rain on the rest of this parade. :)
#revolutionary girl utena#utena#rgu#sku#empty movement#chiho saito#90s manga#digital archives#manga aesthetic#shoujo kakumei utena#utena art
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my shot | alex albon x fem! reader x lily muni he
summary; after admitting in an interview about their crush on a certain youtuber, alex and lily decide to shoot their shot through instagram
fc; tara yummy
warnings; ?? none i think
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
notes; requested ! i’m obsessed w tara yummy rn
masterlist !
liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others !
yourusername: let’s go to the beach each
username: the shirt 😭😭😭
username: i just know y/n was struggling in the 5 ft end
yourusername: i was , i suck at swimming 🤕🤕
lilymhe: crazy i know how to swim !
username: lily what are u doing here 😭😭
username: the last picture is so cunty i love it
username: she’s so queen
username: not lily and alex in the likes 😭
alex_albon: let’s go get a wave
yourusername: they say what they gonna say
alex_albon: have a drink, clink, found a bud light
yourusername: bad bitches like me are hard to come by
lilymhe: you are the baddest bitch
username: this comment thread ???😭😭
username: alex albon’s attempt at flirting it just singing nicki minaj
username: he has a gf tho
username: you can’t tell me they both aren’t in love w her…
yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; last few days here 😴] [caption 2; tanning bc i can’t swim]
lilymhe replied to your story !
lilymhe so you really can’t swim?
yourusername lol i suck at it, i always use floaties when i’m in the pool & i refuse to go in the ocean😭
lilymhe maybe if we happen to be in the same place , i can teach you😁😁
yourusername you just wanna see me in a bikini don’t you🥴
lilymhe i mean yes. deleted !
lilymhe just helping a girl out and shooting my shot?😁😁
yourusername ur cute
lilymhe and i think ur cuter
yourusername you and….
lilymhe alex and i think you’re cute 😁
yourusername: i’ll be at the miami gp btw, maybe you both can teach me how to swim😌
lilymhe oh, we’re ready, pretty girl
alex_albon replied to your story !
alex_albon heyyyy[100% rizz]
yourusername: oh your girlfriend is much better at this than you are
alex_albon i’m trying 😔
alex_albon but i managed to pull her anyways 🤓
yourusername you’re a dork but it’s cute🤕
alex_albon so me shooting my shot is working?😁😁
yourusername oh 100%
alex_albon a little birdie told me you’re going to the miami gp?
yourusername yeah, might be dressed in ferrari red
alex_albon why not williams blue? you should come to our garage instead 😁
yourusername hmmm u gotta convince me, pretty boy 🧐
alex_albon well, lily and i will be there , isn’t that enough?
yourusername you’re right ,
yourusername i’ll see you in the williams garage then, pretty boy😇
liked by lilymhe, alex_albon, and others !
yourusername: i like to see cars racing now i guess
tagged; lilymhe, alex_albon, williamsracing
williamsracing: the cuntiest guest in our garage
yourusername: why thank u admin
lilymhe: ugh you’re gorgeous 😩
yourusername: hello?? you’re the most gorgeous 🥴🥴
lilymhe: in my f1 driver era liked by yourusername !
alex_albon: i feel so special knowing i had the 2 prettiest girls ever rooting for me
yourusername: you’re a dork but i’ll cheer for u every race 🤓
username: OMG HELLO😀
username: my fave youtuber and f1?? i’m so??
username: alex lily n y/n are acting very suspicious…….🧐🧐🧐
username: i just wanna know how this all happened
username: imagine lily and alex sliding into her dms 😭😭😭
username: they’re just like me fr
username: i gotta be REAL honest w y’all, they’d look hot asf as a throuple
username: oomf are u insane
username: look at oomf dawg😭😭😭
username: no i get it
#formula one x reader#f1 x reader#f1 smau#f1 scenario#formula one scenarios#f1 imagine#formula one imagines#formula one imagine#f1 scenarios#formula one social media au#alex albon smau#alex albon scenarios#alex albon x reader#lily muni he x reader
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WINBRE BOYS + THIRSTY TWEETS !
inc : sakura haruka, suo hayato , ren kaji, togame jo contains explicit language + celeb au
SAKURA HARUKA !
“ume’s left ballsack says : do you think sakura’s pubes are white or black or are they divided into both like his hair ?”
kill sakura now.
he’s a red cheeked mess of sweat & nervous system shivers. he’s practically hyperventilating as you laugh beside him, melting into a puddle of molten blush cheeks & ultraviolet bone. he shakes at a frequency not unlike ultrasound.
“oh my fucking god sakura—well ? what do you have to say to the fans ?”
you elbow the quivering boy. if you were any less of the devil you are you’d forcefully refuse the question or at least answer it in his place—you did know the truth firsthand after all. but you’re the serpent in the garden & seeing sakura squirm is like an apple down your throat. sakura is still blinking eyes & flushing nose & palms bleeding sweat bullets so you’ve had to grab the phone from his hands in fear it might fall from the way they quake & quiver.
“ what the fuck kind of question is this ? where are your parents ? guardians—?”
“baby, that question could apply to you too.”
“shut up !”
SUO HAYATO !
“slut4suo69 says : i need to know what’s under suo’s eyepatch. is he blind ? does he have some cool sexy scar ? does he have no eye at all ? not that i care. i’d fuck the shit out of his empty eye socket — three holes are better than two !”
“oh.”
you burst out laughing. this is the first time you’ve seen dagger mouthed suo hayato speechless. his mouth is hung agape as he seizes the phone from your hands & reads the tweet over & over again as if it’ll cause the digital ink to melt off & fly away. each time he reads his mouth gets drier & you swear you can see blisters bruling on his tongue.
“this is the most vulgar thing i’ve ever seen.”
“so true ! now answer it.”
you tuck your hair & dip your head over suo’s shoulders to get one last look at the tweet before facing the camera.
“though i can’t match your freak with the whole eye fucking thing, i too, slut4suo69, would absolutely love to know what’s under my boyfriend’s eyepatch.” you bat your lashes at the bedazzled brunette & loop an arm around his elbow. “the fans & i wanna know, suo. do tell.”
“i’m pretty sure i’ve told you this before, angel—“
“aht aht ! no thousand year old dragon bullshit, hayato. we promised to answer all the questions truthfully, remember ?”
suo heaves a sigh, breath heavy & chest tight as you rest your head on his arm. his thumb traces lazy swirls & zig zags over your knuckles.
“i see. if the fans wanna know, who am i to refuse, hm?”
REN KAJI !
“isagi solos your fave says : i need kaji to suck me the way he sucks his lollipops. hear me out y’all—his tongue swirling over your clit, teeth grazing your folds as he—“
“aight that’s enough,”
you giggle as kaji pulls out the phone between your palms. you reach over his lap for it, pathetic attempts to grab the device from his hands while kaji raises it higher & higher. his palm burns against your stomach to keep you away.
“i fucking hate the internet, bro. don’t y’all have hobbies ? friends ? occupations ?”
you’re giggling & snorting as kaji cusses out the camera. “and i swear, word to my mother that whoever wrote this is is like, twelve. what in the wattpad is this ?”
kaji pulls out the cherry red sucker resting in his cheek. “this shit don’t even taste sweet anymore, man.” he flings the candy angrily into a silver can sitting across the set.
you bury your head in the sleeve of his jacket, a red nosed, puffy faced mess of sweltering eyes & plum heavy cheeks. your snorts are muffled in the linen of his sleeves. “heaven knows i love my fans but fuck, i cannot wait for some of you to rot in hell.”
“god ren,” you clap your hands in between teary eyed giggles. “i’m trying to breathe baby please stop..!”
“fuck no. you horny bitches need to be euthanized. eradicated. like hello ? is this what our lord and savior jesus christ died for ? are these the kind of sins he repeatedly has to forgive ? he’s better than me for real cuz i can’t take this anymore.”
kaji walks off the set but you’re too busy wiping tears & sniffling nose to follow. “somebody ! tell him to come back..!”
TOGAME JO !
“kubzscouts is my wifey says : fellas is it gay to want togame jo to slide into you slowly, teasing your entrance with light strokes as he whispers sweet nothings in your ear like ‘you can take it baby, that’s a good girl’ as his big fat coochie crusher69 slips into—jo i don’t want to read this anymore.”
you look up at him with pretty peach painted lips bent into a pout. his palm stops teasing at your thigh momentarily before picking up again, “m’ not quite sure i want you to read it either, pretty.”
you report the account without even waiting for togame’s approval. he cracks a smile when he notices your cherry drenched cheeks & red dyed ears.
“someone seems jealous.”
“and i know that someone isn’t me jo, so which of your other a-b-c-d looking ass bitches are you talking about ?”
togame whistles playfully, palms trailing further up your thigh. his touch is a ghost burying your nerves in sap & soil. you pretend your skin doesn’t ache from the way he draws hearts on your knee.
“now, now. i think we both know i’m a loyal man, yeah ?”
“who’s we ? kubzscouts over here is describing bedroom you with awful precision.”
he lets out a boyish laugh. “she missed a few things, though. don’t i always kiss it first ?”
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