#I think this was funnier in my head

[cluttered-echo]

Nighteye and Midnight during the Final War Arc

[khaosindigo]

I have the most vivid crack-semicrack idea about Tim Drake, but am having trouble putting it into words

so please bear with me for a second

[in a timeline where] Tim really loved Robin and Batman, but it wasn't in his goals to ever actually be Robin until, well... anyways, he's Robin now, but this isn't his end goal, not Tim's life plans so to speak. Tim wouldn't be able to give up fighting crime ever, probably, but he doesn't want to be Robin forever. Not only that but B and Dick are acting a little more off than usual and there's this new guy, Red Hood on the streets.

Oh my God, that's Jason Todd, I thought he was dead. What do you mean he is coming to the Titans Tower, the place I currently am. Well, that's fine...

Cue Jason breaking in to beat up Tim only for Tim to whip around and start with a, "Oh neat, you're finally here, took you long enough," dropping a briefcase of events detailing Bruce's timeline after Jason's death, another briefcase of information on any current cases Tim thinks Jason can deal with, then just going, "Awesome to finally meet you and all that, awesome that your alive, I'm going on vacation, catch you later."

This leaves behind a very confused Red Hood and Bruce and Dick don't hear from Tim for 3 weeks, sending them into some kinda panic while Tim's having the time of his life on a beach somewhere

[proffbon]

Lucanis: When you said you were 'magical in bed' this isn't exactly what I was exp-

Rook: Is this your card?

Lucanis: My eyes are very itchy.

[i-eat-mold]

Died in 1432, born in 1432. Welcome back Fyodor Dostoyevsky Welcome back Fyodor Dostoyevsky Welcome back Fyodor Dostoyevsky Welcome back Fyodor Dostoyevsky Welcome back Fyodor Dostoyevsky Welcome back Fyodor Dostoyevsky

[muffyrock]

Lucilith Week Day 4: Disagreement

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[k1lr0y]

Noooo little German boy, don't board the Penrose 512!

Oh mein Gott! Zis place ist full of lesbo stranglen!

[wait-this-isnt-my-blog]

me when i reupholster an antique ottoman for my living room

[heybobbygirl]

one of these things is not like the other

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

[warm-mojito]

[eggtrolls]

A one-act play about an autofictious version of me conducting a seance to talk to the grandfather I never met. I have to learn Turkish to communicate with the ghost (apparently Greek won’t cut it) and I’m rushing to learn Turkish until the seance-holder calls me like yeah we gotta do this today I’m leaving for Ptown tomorrow so it’s just me and the ghost of my short, egg-like grandfather staring at each other in silence until I’m like ‘üzgünüm dede, Türkçe çok zor’ [with supertitles] and he looks at me and says ‘aptal mısın?’ [without supertitles] and then the play ends

[twin-fantasies]

she baker on my julien till i sprain her ankle

[doktorvelociraptor]

Me when I’m reminded I can’t eat cheese

[bigenderteruki]

VANILLA EXTRACT!!!!