#I think this is right

[incohorace]

ego tacto leviter miette latere pedis: miette, te emoveas ne te titubarem

miette ingentibus oculis: CALCITRAS miette? calcitras corpus sicut follis? heu! heu! carcer matri! carcer matri Mille Una Annos!!!!

[therealmsmpupdates]

Full Snail Race Results

Snailey Welch - AverageHarry

Baghera Jones

Crinkle - Sneegsnag

Joe Broski Prime - Roscumber

Snoozer - Foolish

The Lich - Aimsey

Luna - Mythical Sausage

Bob {Disqualified} - Pangi

Molloskus The Destroyer - ClownPierce

Sluggit Sloosh - Tubbo

Justine -Baghera Jones

Chip - BadBoyHalo

[scruffedknife]

hi airy can i ask for some metallic salad or some microknife in these trying times /nf

right away, of course !!

[koolaidashley]

For doodle asks: Raph as a blanket?

Is. Is this right !?

[cutegirlinsanity]

I think I’m the nonchalantest chalant person to exist

[haunting-all-of-my-what-ifs]

the tortured poets department = evermore x reputation x midnights

the tortured poets departments (anthology) = folklore x midnights x fearless (tv)

no I will not be elaborating

[myorgansaremelting]

are you:

serious or goofy?

big or small?

smart or dumb?

buff or skinny?

strong or weak?

Goofy

Small

Dumb

Skinny

Strong

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surprise! it's a sudoku puzzle

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[thegeekgene]

Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened

"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"

"we don't read that shit"

"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"

That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[puppppppppy]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[archi-pelago]

maybe never forgive. but things are different now. so we'll use maybe.

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)