#I think they rly just robbed the fuck out of me and they just tell you it’s on sale

[stopfunkinwmyheart]

I could have gotten like 5 flannels for what I paid for this half oz…..

[snekdood]

ig my biggest issue with fandoms is the almost... false closeness thats there in them? ig since i was a kid and wasnt good at enforcing boundaries and was just excited to find ppl with the same interest I didn't really think about it but be real like, there was a vibe that it was "okay" and "fine" to expose a lot about ourselves to eachother that... i think if we knew eachother irl... we'd hafta be a lot closer than that to see or hear about that stuff...

[dearharriet]

could you write a steve x fem!reader fic based on little freak by harry styles? thank you!!!

ty for the req!! <3 i hadn’t listened to little freak since harry’s house came out but this prompt rly grew on me :) hope u like it! (1.6K) 🦢 (cw: drinking, smoking, foul language)

A football team of college pricks had invaded the kitchen. You felt bad. In high school, the kitchen was always a haven at parties for chatting and drinking and planning to leave. What you were witnessing felt like the desecration of God’s land.

You were on the counter, where you’d stationed yourself an hour ago. The rowdy group would rotate between flirting with you and rooting through the cupboards and drawers, or roughhousing (which had broken three household items so far), or yelling.

The guy talking to you now smelled like Windex and had calluses on his hands that kept snagging on your tights.

“—and girls always say they like blue collar guys but really they’re just talking about Bruce Springsteen.”

“Mm-hm,” you mumbled a half-hearted agreement.

You’d exhausted your options, and were considering letting Windex take you home. Half of the other guys wouldn’t even talk to you, only shooting furtive glances your way.

“Have you seen how lanky that guy is? He’s never seen a day of work in his life.”

“Uh-huh.” You scanned the crowd, desperate for another chance, but only found two girls eyeing you from the punch bowl. Caught, they scampered out of the kitchen again giggling, their full cups sloshing red onto the linoleum.

“Hey,” Windex pulled your attention back to him. Your face felt warm, and you chided yourself. The girls never used to make fun of you for being liked.

“Hey,” he said again, taking your chin. You tamped down a cringe. “Wanna get out of here?”

This time when you swept the kitchen, hopeless, there was someone standing on the threshold.

There was a fuzzy familiarity about him—the nose, the big brown eyes.

Windex finally turned to see what was distracting you, and his grip on your leg tightened.

“Oh, Jesus. Here comes royalty.”

The other boys in the kitchen noticed him too, and started heckling him. The chaos of their insults made them indecipherable. You caught the stranger’s eye and smiled demurely, but he averted his gaze, and then lurched forward like someone pushed him. A small dirty blonde traipsed in behind him, speaking a mile a minute.

Windex blocked your view with his body, standing between your thighs.

“C’mon, let’s get outta here. I think the rats are moving in for scraps.” He pulled at your legs to slide you off the counter, but you anchored yourself with your hands.

“I think I’m gonna stay a little longer,” you told him, and because your subtlety is nonexistent, your eyes flicked over to the boy and his friend. Windex caught on quickly, glancing between you two and scoffing dryly.

“Right,” he said. “Have fun with that. Just don’t be surprised if his dick is softer than his hands.”

You straightened. “You can go now.”

He threw his hands up in surrender and backed away.

“You guys can give it up,” he shouted over the music and the jeering. “King Steve is here!”

The guys all groaned, dropping everything and abandoning ship.

One of them threw his cigarette into Steve’s brand new cup of liquor and it flamed. Steve jumped back, tossing the drink away from him. You gasped.

“What the hell?” Steve was giving the guy what for? but everyone else was staring at Windex. Steve’s drink was seeping into his flannel shirt, a blotch of brown over the forest-green. Thankfully the flame didn't last, so he was only soggy and unhappy.

“Real nice, bud,” Windex bit out. “My shirt is fucked.”

Steve’s friend spoke up.

“Tell your idiot friends not to make molotovs out of his damn drink, then, bud.”

“Rob, stop. Let’s just go, they were here first.”

“No, please, your highness. She’s all yours.” Windex shot a look your way, and then him and the rest of them went away.

With the guys gone, the typical kitchen crowd started reappearing. Steve and his friend seemed content to lean against the island and people watch.

You assumed she was his girlfriend after a while, but then a pretty redhead appeared and whisked her away, their fingers nervously interlocked.

Steve made his way over soon after.

“Hey.” There’s an art to charming guys, and you were always naturally talented at it. You’d dip your chin and look up through your lashes, and speak just a smidge too quiet so they’d have to lean in to hear you.

Steve, however, didn’t lean in. His mouth pulled into a strained smile.

“Hi.”

“Everything okay?”

“Yeah, um, fine.” He glanced behind you. “Would you grab me a paper towel?”

Twisting around, you found the roll on its spool under the cabinet and frowned. The section tore off cleanly and you slid it across the counter to him.

“I remember you, now,” you said before he could escape. “From school. You’re the ladykiller.”

He blew a breath out and ran a hand through his hair. You remembered that, too.

“That’s not something I’m really proud of.” He winced. “I’m trying to leave it behind.”

A throaty giggle sprang out of you.

“I don’t know if spilling drinks on people is a step in the right direction.” You were joking, but he frowned.

“Yeah, I’m, uh. I’m sorry about that.”

“Are you?” You squinted.

“No,” he said with retroactive irritation. “He was being a prick. They all were. But I’m sorry for you.”

A scoff rolled out of you, slightly affronted.

“Gee, thanks.” You folded your arms and leaned back into the cabinet. “Is this how you charm all the girls? By feeling sorry for them?”

“I don’t do much charming,” he muttered. You raised a skeptical brow. “Anymore.”

Laughing, you lifted your butt to grab the pack of smokes you had stashed away in your back pocket.

“Clearly. I’m starting to think you’re actually here for the paper towel.” Kicking a leg out, you grazed his hip with your sneaker while you pulled a cigarette out.

Steve watched you light it, something churning behind his eyes.

“I don’t get it,” he mumbled, almost too quiet for you to catch. He was shaking his head.

“Hm?” Blowing your first drag out into the kitchen, you relaxed a little further in your perch.

“Just…in school, guys always talked about you like you were odd. Freaky.” He shrugged. “You just seem like a girl to me.”

Your brows pinched, conflicted. “Oh.”

Steve kept eyeing your smoke. When he realized he wasn’t being subtle enough, he turned to gaze out at the kitchen, arms crossed.

“Yknow, I always wondered what you thought of them.”

You looked out into the kitchen, but there was no identifiable person that he was talking about.

“Who?”

Ruffling the back of his hair a bit, he said, “The guys you’d talk to.”

You hummed. Ashed your cigarette onto his forgotten paper towel.

“You mean why I liked them?”

“No, just—” Steve paused. Intrigued, you scooted to the edge of the counter to listen closer.

“Just what you were thinking.” Steve kicked his sneaker into the floor. “You looked kinda far away most of the time.”

A smile crept over your face.

“Yeah, that sounds about right,” you muttered, swaying your feet. You tried to sum your thoughts up without being long-winded.

“I think…they’re bored.” Steve looked at you and you added, “And sad.” Smiling bitterly, you looked away. “Mostly sad.”

Steve's laugh was hollow as he rubbed his cheek with the flat of his hand.

“Yeah. Sounds about right.”

You shared a look, and then shared a silence as you finished your cigarette. When you were done, you stubbed it briskly and leaned forward onto your hands again.

“Hey, so.” You cleared your throat. “I think I’m gonna go. And if I leave on my own, at least one of those guys is gonna follow me. I know you’re not interested, but, um…”

Smiling at him—a real smile, not a simper or a manipulation—you asked, “Do me a favor and walk me out?” Steve looked unsure, so you added, “You can come right back. If you don’t want people to think…”

Nodding slowly, Steve came and helped you hop down. You tried to concern yourself as little as possible with his big hands, with how automatic his decision to help you was. You failed miserably, especially when he started guiding you out by the small of your back.

Windex was shirtless on the couch, talking at a new girl who wore a thousand-yard-stare that rivaled yours. He stilled when you passed, watching the both of you with contempt, but didn’t stop you.

Outside was chilly, being night and near-October in Hawkins. You rubbed your arms over the thin sleeves of your shirt and sucked in a shaky breath. It came out as steam.

“Thanks,” you said cheerily, giving Steve's forearm a small grateful squeeze. “I’ll see you ‘round.”

You probably wouldn’t.

The gravel driveway loomed before you, and you started your trek with a huff.

“What are you doing?”

You spun around to see Steve looking at you, perplexed.

“I’m walking home.”

Steve's face flickered with emotion before he shook his head insistently.

“Uh-uh. Let’s go.” Shoving his hand into a pocket, he produced his keys and started toward a BMW.

“What? Steve, no, it’s fine. I do it all the time.”

The passenger door was already open.

“Get in the car, crazy.”

Shifting where you stood, you found yourself tempted to do just that. You glanced at the house.

“People will think—“

“That’s fine.”

A beat passed between you, and then a cold gust of wind pushed you into the cushy leather seat, and Steve closed the door behind you.

When he slid into the driver's side you asked, “What about your friend?”

He smiled. “She left a while ago.”

“Oh.” Nodding, you relaxed. Steve put the car in reverse and turned the radio up, and you laughed outright.

Springsteen was on.

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thank you for reading! 🌝

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[broodygaming]

omfg, just venting. But last night we had just gotten back from the movies and saw Dune 2 (rly fun) and got back to a note on the door that someone STOLE MY TRUCK while we were gone. The police called us while we were in the movies and all our phones were off. My farm truck! Some kid, 16 years old, ran away from home and stole the first truck he could and took it on a crazy ride.

Tried to ram a bunch of people and cars, was chased by the police and crashed it in the bushes. Unclear how damaged the truck is now.

And arguably the worst is NOW we have to deal with the friendly old cops who are here to Protect and Serve and keep our property in their impound and say it will cost hundreds and hundreds of dollars to release it and tell us we should just give up and let them keep it and it's not worth it. So we get punished for being robbed in the first place. It's insured but not well. It's a cheap old truck, it's not worth anything money wise, but it's invaluable function wise. I NEED a truck. It's non negotiable. I need a truck.

Literally just happened last night, don't have many details beyond that. Don't know how I'm gonna go get fucking hay for my animals. But I'll figure it out. The kids okay, idk what his issue is. Wish he hadn't dragged me into it. Sounds like he had a death wish, which is really tragic. But UGH I need a truck lol. And it's like an old ass Ford Ranger, like it's not a fancy truck. I think it's a 94. Poor thing. It's a good truck, it didn't deserve this.

[thatbitchsimone]

Yeah but a man talked about a black out experience he had with cardi b he said she robbed him and also said when he woke up there were used condoms in the room but not more than that. However she is on video talking about dragging men and sending “tran*s” instead of “women” to men who ducked with her. And I doubt she did that but she did say that so maybe people put two and two together and came up with this accusation

that makes no sense tho bc the whole purpose of drugging them was to avoid having sex with them. johns would come to the stripclub and try to get her to go with them for sex (most likely with the implication of a prostitution type of deal) and shed go with them but then shed slip them something so that they would fall asleep/blackout or whatever in order to take their money without having to fuck them. basically just scamming johns out of their money. if she where going to have sex with them either way she wouldnt need to drug them she would just have to fuck them and get paid afterwards like a regular prostitution gig or she could have fucked them and wait for them to fall asleep or go take a shower and then raid their wallet. it was a scheme to get the money without having to go through with the sex part.

and the trans thing i dont rly understand like i dont get what it is ur saying she did with that so i cant comment on it but yeah scamming and robbing johns is not rape. not giving sex to someone even tho u promised to is not rape. the fact that men will even compare not getting sex/getting scammed out of getting sex that they were promised to straight up rape is very telling of mens mentality tho. as if a woman not letting u fuck her is mentally comparable to getting raped. like they rly think getting raped feels like just getting scammed like ”ah fuck he sure fooled me feels bad man now i feel stupid oh well”

[mueritos]

i always rly disliked the “born in the wrong body” thing for the same reason that i feel kinda alienated when ppl say “dont tell a trans person they used to be their agab, they were always the gender they are they just didnt know it yet” bc i genuinely feel like i used 2 be a girl. i used to like being a girl, and eventually that label and that identity and what it came with didnt fit me anymore. i wasnt born in the wrong body, i just grew out of my old one and took steps to change myself to be happy. so yeah i absolutely chose to be trans and i love it!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

oh fuck yea dude i totally get it!!! I think it totally robs us of our agency to self-determine our identities, but also!! just adds onto cisnormative ideas of transness. Not all of us knew when we were kids, like not all of us "wore our mom's heels" or "wore our dad's shoes" and shit like that. But I relate heavily with what you wrote here! I was actually chatting with a trans buddy of mine about this very topic. I do feel I was a girl, and I genuinely enjoyed being a girl (obviously once puberty starts everything kicked in but before that? hell yea). I loved being a little girl with my pigtails and being with my other little girl friends and playing with little girl toys and just!!! being a little girl playing in the dirt and having my little girl moments! If I was born again would I ask to be born a cis man??? FUCK NO!!! I'll take being that little girl and having to go thru all the turmoil if it means I can be trans again!!! There was nothing wrong with being that girl, we just simply grow out of that person. The people we were before do not negate the people we are now! Trans experiences are diverse! that's whats so epic and sexy about us :)

[carbootsoul]

anyway no one asked but: yue joins the gaang instead of becoming the moon at the end of season 1 hcs!!

- instead of giving up her life to replace tui as the moon spirit, she gives up tui’s blessing to give them the final burst of strength to escape from zhao. basically yue gives up her blue eyes, pale hair, and waterbending. she never (?) waterbends on the show, and the loss of her bending isn’t too devestating to her.

- also sokka gets a friend who can’t bend either... he deserves it.

- when the gaang leaves after the battle is over, yue decides to come with them and it’s a HUGE thing with her father and begins her main character arc, which is about whether her responsibility to her tribe and the preservation of their culture is more important than her paving her own way and also how those two things can coexist!

- she leaves her betrothal necklace on her bedside table and the last shot of the episode is just of it, lying there. 

- this got rly long so there’s more under the cut

- her traveling clothes are a thing shawl and a tunic similar to sokka’s with pants. she keeps her usual haircut but it’s tied with leather instead of the fancy hair things she used as princess. also she uses a hunting knife as a weapon

- she and sokka continue their weird not-dating-but-kind-of-dating dance for a lot of episodes and it’s generally awkward and easy comic relief. also more shots of yue blushing because she’s just so cuteeee

- there’s a scene of them stargazing where yue tells sokka the story of a pair of lovers who died and then remained best friends in all their future lives (because avatar friendships enduring through lifetimes and also friendship being just as important as romantic relationships)

- yue becomes friends with EVERYONE they meet IMMEDIATELY and everyone falls in love with her because she’s sweet and pretty and has a nice laugh.

- there’s a filler episode that’s just sokka and yue going shopping together and trying on lots of jewlery but the running gag is that yue keeps getting distracted with talking to other people and definitely flirting with every girl she runs into and sokka is always distracted with a pair of earrings or a set of rings and doesn’t notice. finally some random guy is like ‘man your girlfriend has been flirting with my sister this whole time... are you aware.” and sokka is immeditaly like ShE’s NoT mY GiRLfRiEnD and then like wait what

- so maybe yue is a lesbian. sokka is very distressed that he’s been trying to court someone who’s not interested so he talks with katara while she’s sewing or something and he’s like is yue gay?? and katara is like oh i don’t know. lots of people we know are queer. sokka: WHO??? katara: well, zuko. suki. sokka: ZUKO??? SUKI??? and this is when katara realizes her brother’s gaydar is nonexistent. 

- yue tries being a vegetarian (to be nice to aang) but thinks nuts are gross so she and sokka go on hunting trips together. she’s Very Good at archery.

- also the episode where they watch toph wrestle?? she and sokka are SO on her side. it made me angry in the show that sokka wasn’t on her side but yue would convince him very quickly and they are very loud together.

- she also stays to talk to toph on the estate because she doesn’t look as suspect as the rest of the gaang so the guards don’t kick her out immediately (read: she’s good at conforming to elitist ideas of how people r meant to act and passes the rich kid test). she and toph sit in the garden and watch the moon (because the moon symbolizes yue’s perceived failure to sacrifice herself to save her tribe) and talk about how sometimes to live as yourself you have to skirt your responsibilities to your family. yue leaves a few hours later firmly friends with toph.

- she continues to be the one firmly on toph’s side in the toph/katara disputes that are in the first few episodes with toph. katara can’t hold it against her though because literally who could hold a grudge against yue she’s so incredible

- (ok we’re skipping a lot of time here bc i frankly do not remember everything that happened in book 2) her ba sing se tale is her uhhh going to the market to buy herself an iced tea because she’s gay and just having a good time being a no one. a girl she runs into at the cafe asks her to go on a walk around the city with her and it’s very sweet but yue does Not know this is a date so when the girl gives her a kiss she gets blushy and says something dumb

- also at the end of another episode we have a short scene of yue on the roof of their house in the upper ring, staring at the moon and touching the place on her neck where her betrothal necklace isn’t. then the camera switches to zuko, on the other side of the city, looking at the same moon and absently running his fingers through his hair where his topknot used to be

- yue and jet hate each other but yue still advocates for him because she sees how he’s been hurt and thinks that he deserves a second chance. i don’t know the funeral traditions for any of the nations but she does a quick northern water tribe blessing over his body before they run away.

- yue and mai are like.. yes we r gay..... yes we do flirt with each other while fighting sometimes.... yes we r the two knife fighters.. yes we are ALSO narrative foils

- yue looks SO GOOD in fire nation clothes but she keeps her usual hairdo because she deserves it. the fire nation propaganda makes her very angry, as does the institutionalized homophobia. she starts arguing with some guy over it and katara is ready to back her up and start fucking screaming and get arrested and sokka is like.. now. now is when i should talk to her. 

- he drags her away and she’s like fuck dude i can fight my own battles and he’s like no i just.. what you were talking about.... i have something i need to tell you..... and she’s like you’re bi!! good for you, sokka, thank you for telling me. and he’s like :bi shock: no?? you’re a lesbian. anyway yes she is a lesbian they are wlw mlm solidarity. 

- there’s a filler episode where toph and yue rob a bunch of fire nation soldiers and when they get caught (after a While of these robberies) they get out of it by playing the ‘dumb rich kids’ card and run away with jewelry like.. dripping off their hands. katara makes them sell all of it except a choker necklace yue keeps that looks like a betrothal necklace but instead has an etching of a bird flying away.

- skipping again bc this is getting rly long. when zuko joins the gaang he and yue have a tentative conversation about their relationships to their nations and he’s like.. idk sounds like you needed to leave? that wasn’t an environment that you can thrive in. and she’s like but i can change it! i need to be there to change it, and i left. and he’s like well no. some things are just toxic. i went back to my nation and it was terrible. and she’s like i have a responsibility to my PEOPLE and gets mad at him and she and katara r like angry at zuko team. 

- yue’s life changing field trip with zuko is just them leaving on appa to go to a market and be normal teenagers. they both viewed each other as Fire Prince and Water Tribe Princess, but this lets them open up and realize concretely that that’s not all that they are. 

- zuko apologizes for implying that the nwt was irreparable and explains that the fire palace wasn’t something he could fix and that trying just hurt him more. yue says that part of the reason she was angry with him was because he was right and that she felt so much more herself when she was away from her home. they finally reach the conclusion together that they have to become themselves before they can hope to change their cultures for the better.

- yue comes along to boiling rock but is v much background to zukka bromance. she hangs out with suki some (lots more yue blushing oc bc suki is BUFF) and does some dumb gay fighting with mai but they’re both bad at it because yue is busy mooning over suki and mai is busy protecting ty lee.

- ember island players still say she turned into the moon >:(

[diver-up]

Please go off about endgame if you want to I’m still SO MAD about it but I feel like most people are over it. I just wanna hear more people point out how bad it was

hmmmm this is just based on what i remember cuz i literally saw it once when it came out & never watched it again. but id love the opportunity to roast it so after some thought heres what i didnt like:

-giving tony stark a kid just to kill him off for shock value

-the entire resolution to cap’s storyline... robbing peggy of the life she built w/out him so he could get the girl in the end 😍even tho his entire arc is like. abt being a man out of time and having to grapple w/ that and move on w/ his life. like ur telling me after the relationships he formed w/ natasha and sam and ntm everything he did to find bucky and bring him back he’s just gonna fuck off and live a separate life w/out them?? no

-like i get they wanted to like write steve out of the films & make sam the new cap but like i said in my other post. steve shouldve just died instead of tony and passed on the shield then and there it’s more meaningful than w/e those 2 plot points above are

-killing off natasha instead of clint. this one ties in w/ a lot of other things i dont particularly like ab how they treated clint/nat in the mcu to begin w/ (like nat hating herself bc she cant have kids, giving clint a random wife n kids for no reason, the implication that nat’s life is intrinsically worth less BC clint has a wife n kids... w/e just clint’s family and steve’s resolution just rly pushes a weird het family values whatever thing). im not getting into this ever tho bc im not invested anymore and also i dont have the energy for it. also mcu clint was never gonna have what comics clint had anyway

-thor’s fat isn’t that a funny joke :) 

-blink and youll miss it “gay representation” feat. one nameless random character saying husband Once in a sentence. i want more characters to casually drop that they’re gay and move on w/out companies acting like it’s the pinnacle of representation or w/e. it’s bare minimum at best but u STILL have writers and directors like, talking ab how meaningful it was to put it in the script. but they rly hyped up the fact that EG would have gay rep and im still annoyed abt it. try harder

-the girl power moment in the final fight.. when i think abt it i just envision the writers sitting together and patting themselves on the back for how Empowering and #feminist it was 

-all the shit they did to avoid spoilers lmao. when ur more invested in plot twists & shocking ur audience and w/e instead of like, good writing - esp to the point where even ur ACTORS are in the dark - it shows. 

EG was hyped up to be like this epic and thrilling and badass conclusion to the mcu movies before it but i remember for like the first half of the movie i kept checking my phone to see what time it was like every 10 min 😪and all i remember abt it is what i didnt like bc it really WAS 3 hours of nothing which gave me plenty of time to mull over everything i hated. i rly liked marvel comics as a kid but i literally saw this movie once n never thought abt marvel again

[oceanselevenism]

I've seen that most of the stories on ao3 about them are mostly canon-compliant (and I don't have anything against that tbh) but I was wondering if you have any aus that you think could fit them or that you'd like to see?

omg i have SO MANY aus!! (it got Very Long so its under a cut)

- college au! danny gets kicked out (hes on full scholarship and does Thiefly Things to cover his expenses so hes not endangered just fairly fucked up abt it) (does it count as kicked out if u only live w ur dad three months a year) in freshman year, he befriends rusty (1 year below him) in sophomore year, debbie also befriends rusty (she and danny dont talk much but shes 2 yrs below him at the same college), and when reuben comes calling for a job he thinks debbie has a boyfriend (thanks to debbie telling her dad that she does) so she fake dates rusty. who ends up joining the job. and danny is Very Jealous

- snl ripoff au! danny and rusty are the weekend-update-adjacent anchors and they get gay. i Would have this take place in la (reuben is taking A Risk producing a late night sketch comedy show on the west coast but the 11/12/however fuckin many are fantastic cast members so even though they lose revenue from the other timezones not watching as much as they watch snl or whatever, they still make BANK... but danny and rusty getting gay throws the equilibrium out of whack) BUT la sucks DICK so its happening in new york. also this way u get Ocean Sibling Banter (debbie and lou are the anchors for The Actual Weekend Update and when debbie/lou get together and also when danny/rusty get together there are so many ‘just switch out the blondes/brunettes nobody will be able to tell and we won’t have hr down our necks’ jokes)

- au where the caldwells, abt to go deep undercover on a Huge Fucking Case, have to give up custody of 6 year old linus to tess and danny. the case stretches on for twelve years and linus grows up w tess and danny (who get divorced like right after they adopt him bc tess finds out abt dannys Thiefly Activities-- he confesses to her bc he doesnt rly want to predispose the kid to said thiefly activities) and also isabel (she and rusty break up like Right Before tess and dannys wedding and its very funny; she then goes on to marry tess) parenting him (rusty isnt as much in the picture bc he doesnt feel bad at all abt stealing and tess doesnt want linus to pick up that mentality also rusty Feels Things abt danny)! then when linus is like 18 or 19 danny disappears (tess and isabel think its Thiefly Activities again and arent concerned, just disappointed, but linus is very concerned for his dad-slash-stepdad-slash-sort-of-uncle) and he tracks down rusty so they can find danny. they roadtrip across america and eventually catch up to danny, who is helping the caldwells, and the five of them take down whatever gang the caldwells were chasing. linus now has 6 parents

- au based on this post where some archaeologist finds a bunch of dannys [french person voice] Love Lettairs 2 rusty and so obviously the logical course of action is to rob the museum (which happens to be the museum that tess is curating. funny how things work out) without telling his team What Theyre Stealing. they successfully pull off the heist but turns out the letters were not among the items they stole!! danny is getting desperate. as a last-ditch attempt he calls tess and asks her to let them rob the museum. shes like Why The Fuck Would I Do That. he explains and she begrudgingly agrees. danny and livingston go break into the museum Again but rusty tails them bc dannys been acting Weird and he finds out abt the letters bc livingston sweats more whenever he tells a lie. they live happily ever after (literally, theyre immortal) the end. also even though dannys a werewolf the 11 all call him the new jersey devil (its not his fault that legend came to be ok!! he was very drunk!!)

- childhood friends au!! danny and rusty were best buds as very young kids and then the oceans had to move. flash forward 2 present day where danny and debbie r robbing a museum (theyre building a flower shop over the vault and tunneling in, the dudes in brazil who came up w it are very very clever) and guess which two people are the assistant curators (is that even a title?). guess. ill tell u its tess and rusty! danny recognizes rusty, rusty ‘does not recognize’ danny (which is valid. look at photos of child george clooney and tell me you would recognize him). the 11 demand that they use this to their advantage and so danny and rusty Sort Of Date while the rest set up for the robbery, and danny feels really bad abt it so on the day of (after everyone has gotten away, ofc, he might be a lovesick bitch but hes not a snitch) he confesses and rustys like lmao i was onto u from the start. what kind of a name is [insert alias here] anyway. then they go live a life of crime and its great

- @sanduschism came up w a fantastic au where danny pickpockets rusty and feels bad so he sends the wallet back and they strike up a Correspondence

- HOSPITAL AU!!! danny and rusty r er techs while theyre doing med school and nobody knows how they juggle their shifts w school but also rusty can do a tracheotomy in like 5 seconds and danny can tell when a person needs an mri before they even list their symptoms so nobody questions it and nobody splits them up Ever. when they eventually become surgeons, danny does cardio and rusty does neuro, and whenever they have to work together not only do they never have to say what theyre doing, they don't even have What Do U Want To Cook For Dinner convos fully out loud. tess is head nurse... she makes so many excel spreadsheets... they are ALL color coded. isabel is head er doc and nobody dares to halfass things on her watch. reuben is head hospital admin, saul is chief surgeon, basher is head of the burn unit, the malloys r the HUNKIEST nurses in town, frank does plastic surgery/ent (every patient loves him bc he is just So Calm), livingston is The IT Guy, yen does like orthopedics or physical therapy, and linus is their fav resident who they all lovingly tease 24/7. the ocean sibs r both Cardio Gods and each dominate their respective coasts. debbie is an nyc doctor and if she sees a mass gen doctor its on SIGHT. the few surgeries that she and danny collab on go so fast that the med students in the gallery Cannot tell whats happening. lou is also a plastic surgeon and she and frank r best buds. linus requests time off like 6 months in advance Every Time and everyone hates it bc then They have to be on call but he doesnt realize his Extreme Overachieverness is causing so much strife. whenever tess and danny get in an argument she colorcodes his rounds spreadsheet to be the most neon shit youve ever seen. can you tell i never fully progressed past my greys anatomy phase this one is like 93489302 lines long

- superpower au where rusty has midas touch and danny has corrosive touch and when theyre too young to have control over their powers (abilities develop throughout adolescence and the user gains control at the end of adolescence) they accidentally brush hands and are terrified they just killed each other but turns out their powers like. cancel out. so until they reach like 21 or 22 and can touch things without fucking them UP they just. hold hands all the time. bc otherwise they have to wear gloves to prevent Accidents and both of them “hate gloves” (and also love holding hands. gayasses)

- uhhh hallmark au where danny is a crime fiction writer out on some beach north of ocean city nj and rusty is his fancy nyc editor. everyone else is a thief including debbie who is just Very weirded out that her brother, who robbed boston’s institute of contemporary art at age 22 and got away with it, has decided to spend the rest of his life churning out books. he is very critically acclaimed and about half of the 11 are buds with him and use his published books as heist inspo. the other ~half of the 11 are buds with rusty, and they tell him if danny’s heists are feasible or not (they always are. scarily so.) anyway rusty and isabel break up 12 days before xmas and danny and tess break up 8 days before hanukkah so dannys heading to debbie’s place in upstate new york to mope for the holidays when A BLIZZARD HITS and he gets stranded in midtown. and he and rusty are buds but like. Email Buds. they dont hang out irl and therefore they dont let their Totally Bud-Like Feelings mess up their professional relationship. but danny is stranded and its hanukkah and he ends up crashing at rustys place for the duration of the blizzard. and then rusty ends up coming to debbies place for the rest of the holidays. and then they kiss on new years eve and debbie kicks them out bc theyre being gross

- And More! thanks for the ask, anon! sorry it got so long lol i just have Many Thoughts

[yukisohmasmokesweed]

i saw that you're in NYC, so if you're in the mood for a dumb headcanon ask: Fruits Basket characters as NYC tourists? like, who stops in the middle of the street to take a picture? who chit-chats with strangers on the train? who is convinced they will be robbed at any moment?? etc. p.s. you are super rad and i love your blog!!

HA;DOJIAK;;HSDIOA; this is a fucking hilarious question and thank u!! <3 

yuki - i used to work as a hostess in a touristy restaurant in times square so we got a LOT of tourists. one time this 20-something japanese guy came in and without even saying anything handed me his phone which already had up on google translate “can i have a table for 2 please?” and that man....was yuki sohma. very considerate, terrified of all the ppl on the street and walks properly on the sidewalk

tohru - one of those tourists who gets hopelessly lost on the subway and bursts into tears at a subway station. doesnt speak great english and relies heavily on google translate to ask young women for help. i’ve been on the receiving end of this and these ppl seem STRESSED

kyo - gets lost with tohru. refuses to ask anyone for help. complains about the crowds the whole time yet was the one who insisted on visiting times square. read crime stats before they came and stressed himself out, super paranoid about getting mugged. every time the hostess (meanly) tells him the wait for a table is 45 minutes his soul dies

haru - blends in very well, would definitely hit up places like st marks or bushwick to party or get a badly done piercing. also very adventurous with his food and makes the grave mistake of getting street meat and is sick all night

momiji - The Shopper Tourist. goes to fifth ave and hits up every store. brave enough to venture out to brooklyn to go thrifting there. definitely a subway talker but i think new yorkers would be charmed by it (depending on who he talked to)

shigure - one of those tourists who spends the whole trip at museums and keeps all the stickers/his buspass around his neck the whole time. DEFINITELY stops in the middle of the sidewalk to take photos

akito - akito would hate nyc. its loud and crowded and dirty and you have to WALK EVERYWHERE. not mindful of their surroundings at all, stops multiple people from getting on the train cuz they just got on the train and didnt move in and blocked the doors

hatori - this man has an itinerary. doesn’t talk to anyone if he can help it. one of those tourists who watches rats play on the subway tracks in abject horror. probably wears a face mask the entire time

ayame - lol another subway talker, goes to gay bars and everyone loves him

kakeru - obnoxious. stops at the top of staircases to check for directions and gets pissy when he gets shoved. doesn’t understand that getting shoved in nyc is polite for “get the fuck outta my way or i’ll punch you in the face.” stops in the middle of the sidewalk to take photos. absolutely must visit the most touristy places. yuki has to stop him from jumping into the river on the ferry ride over to liberty island

kimi - same exact kind of menace as kakeru. also one of those people who darts into trains and holds the door open for her friend who was taking a photo of the train. hypnotized by buskers, terrified of people who come through the train asking for money

machi - i’m not sure machi would rly like the chaos or rly hate it. definitely not a fan of all the people screaming at you on the street, probably one of those tourists who looks very nervous

uotani - A Pointer. points at everything. spends the whole trip pointing. buys a million souvenirs without looking at the price and has a mental breakdown when she looks at her credit card bill once she gets home   

hana - A Starer. a lot of tourists from all over the place openly stare at people on the subway but when i was in japan i learned that staring at people like that isnt actually considered rude there so. BIG STARER

[autumniimoon]

i feel like something is calling for me to speak abt my parents’ disorder because i rly wish i knew sooner about narcissistic personality disorder. i grew up always thinking there was something wrong with me since how awfully i was treated by people who were supposed to take care of me and love me. it made me so confused why i would get insulted and degraded by my own family. it makes me so upset and sad that i literally was robbed of having a normal childhood because i didnt get any emotional support ever or just love in general. i felt so lonely at an extremely young age and that made me want to look for others to be in a “relationship” so i could feel loved and cared about. this kind of yearning at a young age made me very vulnerable because i was used to toxic “love” from my family. i thought it was normal to be with people who made fun of me, manipulated and took advantage over me because thats all the kind of love i knew. and i thought it was okay, but it was the farthest thing from it. my parents made me so fragile growing up because i was always filled with self doubt and that i was a bad person. but in reality ive been the most empathetic person that i could be to the people i really cared about. when i learned about this disorder, i found out how those kind of parents only have children to make them look good and for their ego. for example, if youre the “scapegoat” child then youll be picked on for appearance, weight, how you act, talk, or literally just anything about yourself, because the narcissist themself is insecure and they dont like themself. if they dont see you as perfect in their eyes then theyll literally tell you that or compare you to other people. i didnt even realize that all of this was so fucking wrong until i was 18 and that makes me really sad. i basically lived all of those years thinking i was never enough and it felt so lonely and still does. ik im jumping all over the place in this but i wish i couldve known about this disorder when i was alot younger so i didnt beat myself up so much for my parents actions and words. some of you might not even know you have a parent that has this disorder but youre wondering why youre being gaslighted and degraded. if you dont know what gaslighting is, its basically when a person denies that they said / did something even though you know for a fact that they did do that. for example, my mom told me that she caught my dad watching ch*ld p*** and when i got really upset and called him out for it, BOTH of them blamed ME for bringing it up and called me a crazy druggie. my mom literally told me this information to my face and when i finally get the courage to say something, she said i was “lying” and that “she never said those things”. it doesnt have to be that extreme but its just an example. these past years ive felt so disconnected and disappointed on how unfortunate and lonely my life has been because of these people but the more you educate yourself on personality disorders the easier things get.. if you have a parent or are in a relationship or even just a friend that makes you feel guilty for doing nothing, or just toxic behavior, please dont let them stick around bc i know it hurts but they dont have any love in their hearts. if any of you relate to me and need someone to talk 2 im here for you :-) 🖤

[bidaryl]

okay so u know those AUs where its like……rick wakes up from his coma and its the start of the apocalypse all over again after living through a fair chunk of it!! and its like him correcting mistakes and getting his second chance and shit OR the version where they ALL suddenly just wake up one day back in the modern world zombie free and it was all a dream but they all collectively had it so they find each other and meet up????? thats neat and all and i will read those fics till the day i die but u know what i have not seen and i rly wanna like. cry over?

daryl.

daryl waking up at the start of the end of the world. okay i haven’t put much thought into pre-rick era so like maybe just before rick comes in? maybe when merle and the crew leave for the city???? and its like a post-negan daryl thats waking up here. mayhaps the night glenn d*es and daryl gets taken? OR EVEN better maybe when jesus rescues daryl and its when daryl finally falls asleep for the first time in months on an actual pillow surrounded by certain members of his found family and then he just????? wakes up!!

he wakes up and he’s at the fcking quarry. his bitchass loudmouth brothers nowhere in sight cos as daryl figures out later, merle left the previous day. its the big reset button that everyone kinda wishes they had because they’ve all lost so much over the past 2-3 years but like… never though it could happen.

or! and i haven’t actually seen past carl dying so i’m not positive about things but hmmm what about a version when when rick ~dies. the bridge explodes. rick, for all intents and purposes of the show, /is DeAd/. and daryls a fucking mess becos that was on him and maggie and idk who else was involved in that plot or even if thats actually what happened. but from what ive gathered rick and daryl were kinda on the outs with the negan shit and that bridge scene could’ve been avoided. if things had just gone a bit differently. if they could go back in time just for a second! just one more chance! one more shot at things going differently and daryl could totally fix everything. then the next day daryls waking up at the quarry.

ugh cos THINK about it!! quarry era daryl and saviour/negan+ era daryl are so different? like the heart of him is the same but they all barely know each other at the start and daryls so angry and skittish and runs on fight or flight mode but alexandria/saviour/negan era daryl has like……bleed for these people? provided food and water for these people? led these people to safety? put his life on the line on several occasions for these people? made some of these people smile and laugh by just existing? stepped in as leader when rick has his moments? or like co leader with michonne & co.?

like would he tell anyone?? would he speak up more and try lead them to the farm cos that was a good move they did before? does he keep up pretences and chuck a tantrum over the crew not returning with merle or does he like. go ‘okay.’ and everyones like what the actual fuck. does he go into the prison and head for the cafeteria straight away to get the remaining prisoners out and kill that one bitch that fucks shit up for them??

he absofuckinglutely saves sophia. jumps that fucking guardrail before rick can even get out from under the car properly. carol literally not letting sophia out of her sight for days after daryl and rick and sophia all return like 2 hrs later, wet and covered in dirt and some blood but safe.

then!! if he did tell someone, who would it be?????? rick?? carol?? like how would that even go down. would he tell them maybe later on? prison era maybe. when michonne finally comes and they’re all debating whether to let her in or let her fuck off and stuff and daryls like wow i cant take this anymore rick that is ur future WIFE man. patch up her fucking leg.

or maybe carol. when they’re on watch together and carol casually mentions that daryl was over and into the woods, right on sophias heels, before people even realised which direction she went. how rick mentioned once to her that daryl seemed to know exactly where to find her. even picked up her doll without even seeming to stop. just seemed to know exactly what was happening. daryl just shrugging.

also side note. we, and daryl, do NOT know a butterfly effect. absolutely no ‘oh he saved xoxo and that means them and 2 others are gonna die!’ plots. nope. no way. this is the do-over of all do-overs. a one time fix it and fix it for the better.

THAT ALL BEING SAID this post is me being like hey what if daryl got a second chance whatever but no! what this post is truly about at its core is: IMAGINE a daryl thats lived….lets go with the ricks just died version. daryls lived that long and lost that many members of his family.

and then he hasn’t.

imagine daryl seeing beth for the first time again. the last time he saw her, he was carrying out her dead body to her sobbing sister. then they’re all at the farm again and she’s theres. alive and well and still young and bright and smiling. ‘you’re gonna miss me so bad when i’m gone’ he fucking did. he missed her so fucking much. he like. physically stops himself from like just going up and grabbing her and hugging the shit out of her.

daryl seeing sophia grow up? seeing carol become that mum. the mum that she always wanted to be and become still the strongest fucking women daryl had ever met but also like……..her and sophia. every time he sees them together he just wants to cry. carol deserves this so fucking bad. after everything, if he could save nothing else. he can make peace with himself knowing he gave carol this. this time with her daughter that she got robbed of.

daryl seeing glenn, alive, so so so young it seems compared to the the last glenn he saw. seeing him at camp at the quarry. seeing him talk to maggie for the first time. going from seeing him alive and so so so fucking real then his sleep being filled with nightmares of That night. how long after glenns death did daryl blame himself. would’ve put his head under the bat without hesitation if it meant that glenn could live and meet his son. him and maggie can run hilltop together. and now he’s real and he’s tangible and he’s funny and daryl spent so much of his time remembering glenn and feeling guilty that he never even really let himself miss him? but fuck he’s missed glenn so fucking much. missed having his back out on runs and glenn having his.

meeting aaron and eric again. going to that spag bowl dinner, eating the fuck out of it, just enjoying watching these two gays in love have dinner with each other at the end of the world. thinks about how they specifically invited him over for dinner. erics not gonna die this time round. they’re both gonna met gracie. bring her back number plates. help her put them on the wall, put them amongst all her drawings.

meeting merle again. knowing that merle died for him. them. the whole family. michone. idk if i want merle to live or die idk lets move on.

hershel lives!!!!!!!!! no beheading here!!!!!!!! fuck that!!!!!! fuck the governor!!!!! maggie and beth and glenn do not ever have to witness their father (in law) being killed in cold blood! no! hershel fits in v well with the alexandia community and thrives there. daryl makes damn sure of that.

daryl on that first day they meet jesus? him and rick getting in that car, rick singing that damn song, and daryl realising oh Shit! its that day already?? and then jesus, the fucker, does exactly what he does last time. and daryls just like.......so fucking happy that jesus is HERE and ALIVE and RIGHT THERE that he doesnt even get to outsmart him. show off. jesus pulls the firecracker stunt again and swipes ricks keys and when rick and him are stranded there and jesus has taken off with the truck, daryls just standing there like how the fuck did i let that happen. chases him around the field AGAIN! ‘duck!’ ‘thats my gun!’ AGAIN!!!!!! <3<3<3

the long road of the apocolypse is just as hard the second time as the first but everytime daryl looks around at his family and sees everyone they lost so tragically last time, alive, hes like..................a MESS. theyre alive! and safe! and hes so happy that his family is all together again. 

[jtrbluv]

happy jk day!

hi, as a jk stan, id like to wish him a very happy birthday!! and hi, also as a jk stan i can officially confirm that after having him as one of my ults for nearly five years, he has become the one idol that i absolutely wanna deck. like grand slam kaboom kabaam wwe smackdown type beat yk. like if i ever see him, it is on SIGHT! i cant really express why, but ik damn well i AINT the only one who feels this way. lemme find the tiktok of the girl that kind of explains it pls wait a minute, ok IT TOOK 20 MINUTES. but here 😏

instead of reblogging pretty pics and gifs of him like i usually would (and probably will later), here’s a very extensive list of reasons why i wanna absolutely deck his goofy ass SO BAD (i’m telling you it’s out of love i swear):

- that one time he ate 6 whole cups of ramen in one damn sitting

- when him and jimin were making kimbap on live and he fucking toOK A BITE OUT OF IT LIKE A BURRITO

- when he had like 6M fans watching his livestream and he told all of us not to tell anyone his secrets he was abt to say

- same said live, he also said he wasn’t drunk but he was ✨buffering✨

- when they were all having a snowball fight and he decides to pull up with the biggest fuckin block of ice i’ve ever seen like he could literally knock out someone with it in one blow

- the way he gets the munchies at every american award show

- when he would make fun of jimins part in save me literally 24/7 when it first came out,, and now he just imitates and makes fun of all the members any chance he gets

- that one time he imitated a chicken

- the other time he broke a pineapple with his bare hands

- when the members said he got into a fight with a dog when they were at the strawberry farm

- when he was on live that one time and he was wearing bright ass blue pajama shorts with a black leather jacket, he rly thought he was slick and he could’ve been, but he decided to show us anyway 😭

- when he said that him and all the members were going to hell

- “convenience stores are convenient”

- “birthdays are the day you were born”

- “when you’re full, you should eat ramen”

- when he fell off the inflatable mattress on that run bts ep and didn’t wake up

- the way he runs like he just robbed a bank on those particular run bts eps but has never won or come close to winning any of them

- when he used to get offended as fuck when someone called him oppa to the point where he said that the fans had to show their IDs

- when he stOLE PASTA AND PB&J FROM THE I-LANDers PANTRY HHHHHHSJJJSKSJJEH

- when he made that one glazed sweet potato dish on that run ep and that shit stuck to the plate like it got superglued there

- when he hit hobi in the nuts with a trophy (press F for respects for the poor man pls)

- “i like it when the fans call me by my real name and not my stage name” “jungkook your real name is your stage name”

- telling hobi to look in the mirror to draw a horse

- when he stuck a chocolate ball in jins ramen (press another F for respects pls and ty)

- “i almost cursed at him” after joon lost his passport for the 20th time

- when yoongi thought he lost his ipad in europe but jungkook stole it to make him think that he did

- when he was carrying his huge ass speaker all around hawaii and straight up blasting music like no one was around

- when he used the same speaker to play music in his hotel room during a live and jimin went to his room to tell him that he was playing it too loud, so when he left he started blasting LIE even louder than before.

- the fact that this guy rlywears toe socks. can we just take a moment cuz c’mon RLY DUDE. TOE SOCKS.

- throwback to the era where all he wore was white shirts blue jeans and his iconic timbs

- during said era, when they showed him packing for a trip and more than half the closet was just plain ass white t-shirts

- when his choice of shoe is now either black big ass stomper boots or birkenstocks (aw we love a vsco icon)

- truly our e-boy king <3

i refuse to go on this list is SO LONG AND FOR WHAT!! sorry mr jk love u happy bday bae 🥶🙄✨

[swordbreakerz]

✨ for all of them, 🎥 for treasure planet and guardians of gahoole, 🍀 for 9-1-1 and penumbra, 📃 for unicorn chronicles, 🏳️‍🌈 for howls, treasure planet and legend of zelda, and 💎 for any ones you have facts for lol

you spoil me uwu

🎥 - ok for treasure planet, gotta be the 12 years later scene in the beginning and the zoom in to the spaceport, the way it transitions from jim reading under the blankets to him flying on his solar surfer is so chefs kiss, and just like. everything about to the spaceport lmao, fr guardians definitely the scene where soren flies through the fire and then blows up the pulley system to get rid of the flecks energy, bro when hes flying above it all holding the lantern before he dives down to save them? chills

🍀 - you know im on that projection shit w/ juno steel, ive truly never like connected with a character like that before and he’s really really helped me thru my recovery and transition lol, fr 911 uhhh ig buck or eddie? i havent Thought About It or like consumed it enough times yet to rly settle on someone but fr now,,, they

🏳️‍🌈 - ok for howls, Everyone Is Bi/Pan, howl is trans and autistic and i will die on that hill, fr treasure planet jim and cpt amelia are both trans and both of them + doppler are autistic, fr loz link is trans, autistic and semi nonverbal and communicates primarily with asl, post twilight princess zelda says fuck it and finds a way back into the twilight realm and she midna and link hang out, most of these boil down to everyone i love is trans gay and autistic because i say so lmaooo

📃 - OK SO. without like, spoiling too many plot points, our main character is cara and she lives with her grandmother. her mom is dead and dad is out of the picture. one day theyre getting chased by these people that her grandma knows and cara gets thrown into an alternate realm full of fantasy creatures using her grandmothers amulet. she meets a unicorn named lightfoot and a bunch of other rad people and basically, starts a journey to save that world from the Hunters. the Hunters are an organisation who specifically hate unicorns and want them all dead, led by Beloved, and cara and her friends have to try and stop them from entering the world and wiping them out. its sooo so so good and i highly recommend it cause i have no one to talk to about it please god

✨ - oh boy uh, well. im just gonna like list them out lmao

unicorn chronicles: i loved unicorns as a kid and read it when i was in elementary school, and over the years its remained just as compelling and well written as i remember and like. god the whole concept is so godamn cool and all the subplots that get introduced are fuckign fantastic and like all the different creatures are amazing i literally cant sing its praises enough

howls moving castle: must i have a logical reason? is it not to vicariously live my fantasy of running away to the countryside with a wizard boyfriend, his demon and his apprentice?? for real though, its such a fantastic story with beautiful visuals in the movie and wonderfully compelling prose in the book, and esp in the movie the whole time travel subplot with sophie seeing howl and calcifer in the past and then howl finding her in the future makes me go feral

penumbra: gays in space. need i say more? im a huge slut for gay found family and especially in futuristic space, and im a huge big fan of the lgbt utopia its created. like yeah capitalism sucks but at least im not gonne get misgendered in space starbucks, u kno? all the writing and dialogue is so incredible and the SOUND DESIGN GOD, alex i know u specifically can relate when i say i would kill a man for sophie and her incredible sound design skills, like dude the dance scene in man in glass p2 you can hear every single individual step they take and every swish of junos dress and i jusT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god its so good, plus the whole the characters help me work through my trauma and repressed anger haha

911: this one is entirely your fault. so obligatory horny on main everyone on that show is so hot i want oliver stark to cradle me gently in his beefy arms oh my god. other than Men, the way it drives home the whole ‘you can’t save everyone, and it will kill you to try, so just focus on what you can do and keep living’ makes me so emo. the way it tackles big bureaucratic issues as well as closer to home interpersonal ones is amazing and i love how it shows people going through and dealing realistically with trauma.

treasure planet: again, who doesnt want to live in Cool Steampunk Space Travel Future? i really really love jims story and his arc, the way he deals with his trauma is uhh very familiar lol and his relationship with silver is like the ideal. the story is just the coolest concept and i love all the wonderful character design and animation, plus the soundtrack SLAPS and everything is beautiful

legend of zelda: ive been associated with this series from a very young age due to my name and as soon as i gave into my fate and looked it up for real i just kinda fell into it lol. i cant really tell you exactly what draws me to it besides ‘wow fun game!’ and ‘god i wish that were me,’ but like the absurd amount of detail thats put into each installment and the creative ways they retell essentially the same/similar story over and over is incredible

guardians of gahoole: so i had the same experience with this and treasure planet which is i remembered ‘oh hey this is a movie that exists and i cant clearly remember watching it, ill look it up :)’ and then it consumed my life for a solid 3 months. firstly this movie is absolutely gorgeous, the animation and framing is fucking stunning and the way they handled owls talking like people as far as the movement of their very inflexible beaks was amazing. it sort of has the same draw for me as warrior cats? secret animal society ft incredibly traumatic experiences and the characters dealing with it. like, the whole concept is just so fuckign wild and it works so well, i rly enjoy this niche genre.

💎 - alright trivia time, so guardians of gahoole is based on a book series and the movie only covers part of the first arc i think idk, BUT theres another series set in the same universe called wolves of the beyond that i devoured when i was younger! i didnt know they were connected for the longest time and when i found out i was :000, i still rly love wolves of the beyond and wanna reread it, as well as read the actual gahoole books. in the howls books, sophie is a redhead! also, markl is named michael and like a fully functioning young adult who ends up marrying one of sophies sisters. treasure planet is, obviously, based off treasure island but its so much better than the book dont bother reading it lol i tried and it was boring. there was plans for a treasure planet sequel that was fully scripted and cast but it was cancelled cause disney sabotaged treasure planet from the start with the shitty release and advertising and tldr we were ROBBED, also amelias concept was much more octopus like and while that wldve been rad im p glad she was switched to a cat for. several reasons lol. uhh i dont have a lot of Fun Facts abt the unicorn chronicles but for the longest time i thought there were only 3 books and then last year i found the fourth book by chance in a kitsch store and nearly had a breakdown i was so happy, like full on i started shaking and crying cause there was so much joy in my body i cldnt contain it.

thats all i can think of tysm ily, to anyone who read all of this bless u please watch guardians of gahoole and read the unicorn chronicles i will love u forever

[galaxiry]

hey hi hello I heard portal and I wanna hear more???

👀 oh worm? if ur referring to my fanart of it i've got more!! i'll post some in a bit of yall want, just beware it's all traditionally drawn

if ur referring to my hc's i haven't got much but they sure are long so here they are:

- cara mia addio has dual meanings; one is from glados to chell (romantic/fond) and one is from caroline to chell (motherly). the meaning in the song mostly comes from caroline bc glados is on that Fuck Emotions bs of hers- instead we see glados showing more of her feelings to chell in 'want you gone', mostly when she says "when I delete you maybe i'll stop feeling so bad" basically (imo) saying she still misses chell and she's still on her mind (or, well, processor) even though glados is trying to replace her with the co-op bots and even though chell has made her feel 'so bad'. i just lov analysing these songs bc they show the more genuine side of glados' feelings for chell

- if wheatley hadn't shown up to help chell escape as early as he did, after chell finished the test, glados would still tease her about the surprise some more, making chell think she would never actually show her the surprise, until she walks into a test which glados tells her to ignore completely as she slides open a part of the wall to reveal a cat walk. chell eventually goes in, then when she's led into a room by glados, the floor falls from under her and she's put into a moving glass room sliding into glados' chamber (like the one chell was tricked in going into just before wheatley got put in control). glados brings out 4 turrets, and chell's about to try killing her a third time until glados just says, in an unusually emotional voice: "listen. i didn't bring you here to kill you, i just... i want you to listen to me. before i change my mind." then glados starts singing this underrated treasure of a scrapped easter egg bc valve is dumb- with the turrets accompanying her, and at the end proposes a truce to chell, bc she realised just how much she actually needs chell to stay in aperture and keep testing, and how deep down she knows for a fact no one could compare to chell and how she'd never be able to replace her if she were gone. god valve rly did rob us of that possible gay content in portal 2 😔

[lichfucker]

I know it’s pretty much a meme at this point and I usually roll my eyes whenever other ppl say it on here but. I felt fucking feral after lunch today

I was worried abt being late to set for no reason and I passed by our dp, david, chilling n sipping a latte while I was making my way over there, so I thought “okay, if I get there before david does then I’m not late” but the thing abt me is that I’m really really short and the thing abt david is that he’s really really tall so soon enough he passed me on the other side of the street and so I started fucking running to keep up w him bc “if I show up at the same time as david then I’m not late” and I don’t even think he noticed me and then I ended up getting there just under a minute after him and there were like 5 other people there. nobody was there yet. we were technically “back in” but like Nobody had come back from break yet. and so I was just standing there with nothing to do and I saw a piece of cardboard on the ground and so I picked it up and recycling here is rly hardcore like the local government will make you go to the dump and sort through your garbage if you dispose of it incorrectly and so I started walking back down main st in search of a cardboard recycling bin and I was walking for like 10 full minutes and rob was driving first team to set in the pass van and the slowed down as he passed me and leaned out the window to ask me if I was okay and I turned to him feeling fucking deranged and I just held up the piece of cardboard and said “there’s no cardboard recycling on set” and then he kept driving and 30 seconds later I got a text from julianna who was also in the van asking me if I was okay and so I replied “I feel insane but I’m fine. there’s no cardboard recycling on set so I went walking in search of one” and she was like “okay it looked like you were crying rob was. concerned” and then as I was depositing this single little piece of cardboard into the bin I saw gg and ava walking up the block and so I started walking with them and I was walking backwards for a bit of it to talk to them which wasn’t the best idea bc it’s all cobblestones and hilly and I hadn’t re-dosed on my ritalin yet as you can probably tell so I was just feeling fucking bonkers man I truly for the first time felt legiterally feral