#I think my brain is rotting

[toothachebench]

on Survival and Hope

Grant Howitt, Franz Kafka, Walt Whitman, Bruce Springsteen, Susan Sontag, Melina Marchetta, @seravph , Mary Oliver, Keaton Henson

[adharastarlight]

Lily: you ate an entire melon in one sitting!?

Marls: yeah but its like a small melon

Dorcas: is it though, is it really!?

Marls: well i mean, i reckon my boobs would fit in the like halves so yeah

Dorcas: WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR BOOBS IN A MELON!?!

Marls: i wouldn't, im just saying!!! i could!!!

Lilly: anything but the metric system, huh marls?

[cookieeqter]

[unfortunate--moth]

As the oldest child yet the youngest here, I want to be the annoying middle child of this family.

sorry but this fucking made me think of the 2024 nuclear family. middle child wasnt even an option. anyways i would be the woke dog.

[18pearshapedpeas]

urgh i hate it when i end up in a multiple decade spanning homoerotic work situationship

#relatable?

[larry-lmao]

Quick question to WH (Welcome Home) fans, what is so good about it? How do yall find a puppet hot? And ngl, don't attack my inbox about this but, chezzkids archive or the og chezzkids is better than welcome home.

[daughterofthefates]

you now the principal dude from the owl house

that dude

like everytime he took of the demon thingy on his head and got the magic staff and his hair fell

all I could think about was like this magical girl moment

like

whoosh

shiny hair

whip hair over shoulder

glimmer

shiny things

[heartsforcece]

smth wrong w my dad in the middle of the night he'll take out his flashlight and shine it around the room

[plaksha]

gery

[anthonyed]

I wanna change profession (preferably lots of money and stay at home)

[toothachebench]

@angelcommunist, lady gaga, @toothachebench, isabelle huppert, edie sedgwick, alejandra pizarnik, @mabelpodcast, richard siken

[watmalik]

I bet Wade knows about the wind resistance on those handles.

[lotus-pear]

every time i think abt their canon height difference i want to eat drywall

[cuephrase]

no, i am not thinking about dick and tim's relationship and how many awful, tragic moments of dick's tim has had a front row seat to. that night at the circus when dick's parents die. when his wedding with kory was ruined. when he kills the joker. when dick asks who adopted him if there is no bruce wayne and is met with silence. when donna dies. when dick breaks down in a burning building because blockbuster is dead and it's his fault. when dick is so full of self-loathing that he tells tim to forget he ever knew him. when bruce dies. when damian dies. when the worst happens.

i'm not thinking about how tim met bruce in a deep low and it colors how he views him. but dick? he has seen dick fall apart and hit rock bottom and it has never changed who dick is to him- his hero, his role model, his brother.

i'm not thinking about how unconditionally tim loves dick. how undeserving dick feels of tim's love. how bruce's death pushed them apart when they needed each other more than ever.

i'm totally not thinking about them

[candied-heartss]

question: how many times do you have to rewatch Pearl (2022) over and over until you're considered insane?

[larry-lmao]

Random story abt what just happened in gym

Me: *getting ready to jog 5 laps*

Random boy: *walks up to me* "can I booty bump you?"

Me: "what the fuck?, no"💀

*after the 5 laps*

Me: *drinking my drink*

Same boy: *walks up to me again* "can I waterfall your drink?"

Me: "uh no."

Same boy: "alright."

*seconds later*

Me: *getting ready to the workout*

Same boy: *walks up next to me and hips his ass and runs away*

Me: "what the fuck-" *runs to my seat*

(He thought I was following him even tho I was going to my seat💀💀)

(Gym is weird at my school😭😭😭)