#I think I need an intervention

[puckinghischier]

Listen I just wanna feel the scrub in general.. but like especially between the thighs you know… beard burn

i was trying to behave but since you brought it up 🤷🏼‍♀️

feeling the gentle scratches of his beard on the sensitive skin of your inner thighs as his warm mouth places hot, open mouth kisses on your cunt

he knows how much you love it, so he purposefully nuzzles his cheek into the soft skin, feeling you clench against his tongue at sensation, squeezing your thighs around his head to intensify the slight burn from the coarse hairs digging into your skin.

“quinn, fuck, please don’t ever shave. i’m throwing away all the razors as soon as, ah!” you gasp at the feeling of the scruff hair on top of his lip scraping deliciously against your clit. “as soon as this is over.”

quinn chuckles, making sure to lean slightly to the left so his beard brushes against you again.

“so you want me to hurry up, then?” the vibration of his words on your core mixed with the friction on your skin creating a delicious combination.

you nearly sit straight up in distress. “please, don’t ever stop. just let me die like this,” you plead in a half moan, half prayer.

pleased with himself, quinn decides that if you don’t throw out his razor, he will, loving how much of an effect the product of his sheer laziness and lack of motivation to shave has on you.

[the-water-nixie]

How many times can one person write KimChay reconciliation? I feel like I'm trying for a medal.

[eidolons-stuff]

it has been perhaps 2 weeks since i first watched Wednesday. In those 2 weeks, i have finished the series 4 times, changed my entire tiktok fyp to be of wenclair, consumed nothing but bts of the making of wednesday and almost had a breakdown when i read somewhere that s2 might not be done until 2024/25. I have also successfully gotten one of my friends obsessed with wenclair and wish to create a cult of wenclair obsessed, mentally ill teens. Just regular obsession things

[melymigo]

I work as a 3D Generalist in a studio and we recently had a webinar about the role of women in the industry and how we can improve and help women to get involved in technology careers, etc. Because of this, I started to follow new IG accounts to stay on the subject. Now my feed is full of posts and stuff like that, but I forgot about this account named "Tech Ladies" and when I opened my IG, I genuinely believed that it was an account about Tech from the Bad Batch LMAO 

[megglesmcgee]

100000 posts!

[starcurtain]

Teyvat's "Most Down Bad" Award Goes to Alhaitham for a Second Year Running

Seeing everyone making fun of Alhaitham for his "stalkerish" tendencies in this event is funny, because I feel like a lot of people missed that "Be literally everywhere Kaveh is" has been Alhaitham's MO from the day Kaveh appeared in the game.

From only grabbing his house keys after Kaveh returned from the desert (he couldn't have had both sets of keys at the end of the Archon Quest unless he went home and got Kaveh's copy) to ditching conversations to get back to his house only after Kaveh came home, to showing up without any warning or explanation in Kaveh's hangout with some ridiculous excuse about hearing his voice through noise-cancelling headphones... Refusing to offer any help in the Temple of Silence story quest other than staying in the library with Kaveh...

Since when does Alhaitham willingly cover anyone else's duties?

But this trend of "Be everywhere Kaveh is" didn't start when they were adults. It was already in place when they were still Akademiya students--and it's a trend that didn't end even when they had their fight.

Even when they weren't speaking, Alhaitham dogged Kaveh's every step through published responses to Kaveh's research articles in academic journals. He insisted on keeping a line of communication between himself and Kaveh open, even if the only way to do that was through very public ideological clashes. Pulling Kaveh's pigtails to get his attention lolol. It's implied that, for at least the few years between their fight and Kaveh moving in, this was the only communication between them--Alhaitham's refusal to allow their connection to entirely fade away. (And the fact that this is revealed in Kaveh's character stories--through his precious journal that records the moments of his life that had the most impact on him--shows just how deeply he values the fact that Alhaitham didn't give up.)

Another relevant side note: Alhaitham never asked Kaveh to give up his half of their house. Knowing half of it belonged to Kaveh, knowing that Kaveh may one day want to reclaim his part of it, knowing that it was listed as theirs, Alhaitham moved into the house and made zero effort to change its ownership. He was completely fine with living in "his and Kaveh's house." The stories suggest it was only months later (or even longer) that Kaveh even noticed he had the house, and he transferred away ownership of his portion without Alhaitham ever asking him (or even seemingly wanting him) to do so.

Please, let that sink in. Alhaitham actively left his grandmother's (presumably comfortable) house to move into "his and Kaveh's house," with no apparent explanation for why, and after doing so, he made no attempt to change that "his and Kaveh's" label. He moved into the house with no promise that Kaveh wouldn't show up on the doorstep the very next day and move in too. It almost feels like another deliberate provocation--I've moved into our house, are you going to come stop me? LBR, if Alhaitham had had his way, Kaveh would have been living there with him from Day 1...

There's also the fact that Kaveh literally can't write on a single message board anywhere in the entire nation of Sumeru without Alhaitham hunting his messages down and responding to them (which absolutely no one else does, by the way).

"NUH-UH!" "UH-HUH." "NUH-UH!"

Alhaitham's own character stories tell us explicitly that one of Alhaitham's defining character traits is "He is never where you need him to be," yet somehow...

Shot, and chaser:

Any time Kaveh is in the slightest bit of need or danger or just wants Alhaitham near, Alhaitham is "coincidentally" exactly where Kaveh needs him to be, whenever Kaveh needs him to be there.

Alhaitham didn't just "happen" to run into Kaveh in Port Ormos, an entirely different city from where he was supposed to be working. He didn't just "happen" to read the same terrible book as Kaveh when we know he otherwise would not waste a moment of his time on poorly-written literature...

He didn't just "happen" to appear when Kaveh was upset and needed a distraction in the House of Daena during Kaveh's hangout. He didn't just "happen" to be sitting around waiting when Kaveh needed answers after the Archon Quest. He didn't just "happen" to find Kaveh's academic publications and every single message board posting and respond to them at length and in public.

The only person for whom Alhaitham just "happens" to be available is Kaveh, over and over and over again--because he is very deliberately making himself a constant presence in Kaveh's life.

Which is exactly what Kaveh's mother told Kaveh he needed.

(Like, out of all things, I think people really underestimate the devs deliberately paralleling the romantic relationship between Kaveh's mother and father with Kaveh and Alhaitham's relationship. If you want to point to one thing that says "These two characters are intentionally queer-coded," it doesn't get any more obvious than this.)

Alhaitham, are you not embarrassed to be this transparent??? 🫣

[jamrroll]

I was doing so good. I had less than 90 tabs of fan fiction open and waiting to be read. But then. Parade of Providence happened. Let’s just say there’s more than 100 again.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Lan Wangji Goes To Lotus Pier AU: Part 4: Deranged Bedfellows

(Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.5)

[rowanisawriter]

this conversation is even more insane when you remember that achilles is like ten feet away right out of this frame, is it his eternal punishment to hear these two idiots in complete denial getting loudly divorced DAILY forever

[syreok]

hes just a littol bird, a squishy littol guy

[jannaphia]

Staying up way past bedtime to draw the girls kissing

[jaggedpeak]

anyone else think about these two and get really really really sad

[kiirotoao]

No thoughts just adult Byler staying up for each other all night, waiting until their lover gets back from work. They’ll read, watch a movie, do anything to make sure that they can “welcome home” the other in their arms, no matter how late it is.

[magpie-trove]

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[thisisapaige]

dating apps feel like constantly beating your head against a brick wall and hoping a diamond will fall out

[galaxyedging]

This thought has been randomly making me laugh for a day, so I had to share it.

@inkededucatednnerdy what do you think?