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also ICYMI — tags have been broken on tumblr the past couple of days site-wide. Hoping it’s fixed before the new TMMN episode tomorrow but in case my blog and other blogs you usually see liveposting on the air date are mysteriously missing from the TMM tag, that’s why!
#tokyo mew mew new#the number of people I’ve seen in this fandom getting their shit lost in the tags#especially artists#it’s super frustrating!!#I swear to god this happens like#basically every other month
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i. i just realised something about the kiss.
the way when aziraphale puts both of his hands on crowley's back, you can see them kinda shift so aziraphale isn't leaning. he held onto crowley for stability, and leaned in. pushed closer to him. he leaned forward. anyone ever says he didn't want the kiss im going to hunt you down because HE HELD CLOSE!!! HE KISSED BACK!!!!
EDIT: also im like WELL aware he kissed back i was even when i first watched it like its not a big revelation, its just that SOME people☠️ on TIKTOK☠️ KEEP SAYING HE WAS DISGUSTED BY THE KISS???? like i swear some people are watching a different show entirely
#HE KISSED BACK. ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE I SWEAR TO GOD.#HE WANTS THE KISS!! ITS JUST THAT A PART OF HIM FEELS BAD ABOUT IT!#HE FEELS BAD FOR WANTING IT#even if they spent so long dismantling his belief of 'we're on opposite sides'#hes just always going to feel that way deep down#he wants the kiss. its just that why did it have to happen that way.#good omens#gos2 spoilers#aziraphale#crowley#anthony j crowley#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#azirafell#good omens 2#'i forgive you' maybe in the way that the kiss can be seen as a temptation#like in the garden of eden#but crowley is the apple. he is the forbidden fruit
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Let's not pretend that Oscar Wilde isn't spinning in his grave so violently we could entirely switch to green, renewable energy at this news of Dorain and Basil being portrayed as fucking siblings in this new show
#like stop stop hes already dead#also how is the plot gonna work without Basils infatuation with Dorian being the catalyst for everything that happens#and i swear to god if they write a new character to be the painter and they make her a woman i will simply expire#dorian gray#oscar wilde#the picture of dorian gray#gothic lit
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pieces based off a thing i wrote cause i couldnt get it out my brain
anyways im normal abt this i swear
#still not sure if cosmic gore is like a thing but#cosmic gore#celestial gore ?#star spill ?#chasing stars au#Sīdus the Fallen star#prismo the wishmaster#the carmine cavalier#scarab the god auditor#prohibitedwish#guys its just trust building exercises i swear#def not queer happenings here#trust in intimacy#adventure time au#adventure time#fionna and cake#my ao3 is just time_woods im fairly certain so
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Hello hi I hope you know the "aigis earnestly asking for lesbian sex" post saga lives rent free in my mind. Internalized homophobia speedrun kotone%. Also your art is so pretty
this is fr what playing the end of aigis's route for the first time felt like. I was losing my mind the entire time
#asks#persona 3#skribbles#LIKE. WORDS CANNOT OVERSTATE HOW GENUINE THIS IS.#for those of you who dont play persona i swear to god this is not an exaggeration it's what actually happens in the game.#also hilarious to me that aigis for all intents and purposes CHOSE to be a girl. there is no biological factor here#so aigis decided to be a girl and then decided that girls cant love other girls. and then within the week decided to have gay sex anyway#truly one of the characters of all time
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oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#surprise! it's actually everyone else's backstory!#screaming. just screaming forever.#malenoa my new beloved#like. i kind of figured something had happened to malleus' parents because maleficia seems to be his only relative?#but i didn't know it was going to be a whole THING#hey silver did your shitbag ancestor kill malleus' mom#oh boy this is going to be super embarrassing for you#also i keep interpreting レヴァーン as raven and i kind of think that's not the intended meaning#it's probably supposed to be like. lavern or something?#however#it means i keep thinking of malleus' dad as raven. his cool raven dad who mysteriously disappeared 400 years ago. that guy. raven.#and slowly sliding my eyes towards the explicitly raven-themed character who literally has 'raven' written on his design#do you...do you think that...#it couldn't be. but do you think...#i swear to god if crowley takes off his mask and goes 'SON' i'm gonna#i don't even know what i'd do but crowley darth vader-ing malleus would be the twist of the fucking century#truly the funniest possible outcome. i kind of do actually want it to be true now#sorry mal turns your dad is an enormous dork and also the principal#bright side no one is going to be intimidated by you anymore
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Bruce has a habit of randomly worrying about his kids and silently lurking in their room until he's done being insane. This usually happens mid prolonged argument or after an incident on patrol that he thinks could've gone much worse.
It would be sweet, if he hadn't raised his kids to be just as paranoid as he is, making them shoot awake every time to see to their Batdad sleep paralysis demon.
#Dick started leaving cushions in his bed to get some peace of mind#Jason goes through several safehouses per week to avoid it#Tim sleeps through most of them but has the weirdest dreams#Damian throws something at Bruce (whatever is nearest)#Cass freaks Bruce out by doing the same but Bruce is charmed by the gesture#Stephanie always freaks out and preemptively starts sending him selfies with her flipping him off with a caption of “I'm fine”#Duke doesn't understand how he doesn't see it coming each time it happens and always lights up the room like a flash grenade#I swear to God I've missed someone...#Oh yeah Alfred just asks Bruce if he needs anything? And then passes back out#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#personal
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the " ive grown accustomed to the idea of not being human anymore, yet ive got this body back. this was the last thing i wanted, and i struggle with the dissonance of my existance" vs the "ive lived as an artificial being for longer than i ever was human, yet theres still so much humanity left in me. ive made peace with the way i am" that is hal and robro in turnabout
#homestuck#turnabout au#homestuck turnabout#homestuck au#hal strider#lil hal#autoresponder#dont mind me having hal feelings yet again#like he wouldnt WANT to go back to being human once again#hed be more than happy to stay as a sprite but the circumstances left him no choice than to godtier#and the fallout of that happening would do some shit to his psyche i think#i just *head in hands* imma write a fucking essay i swear to god#these two are so different yet so similar thematically it makes me wanna claw at the walls
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it is the most embarrassing, and humbling experience to search for smut for a certain character… only to find that no one else is horny for them.. like damn.. i’m weird, huh?
#hopefully this is relatable#omg how embarrassing would it be if this actually doesn’t happen to people 😭#in this instance i’m talking about..#sterling archer#😭#IF YOU DONT KNOW HIM#DO NOT GOOGLE HIM#I FEAR JUDGEMENT#but yeah he’s so#and he has such obvious mommy issues like#i could fix you baby#i could make you feel better#like i swear to god#all he needs is some praise and a good fucking#BUT APPARENTLY IM THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT#archer fx#archer tv show
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A roleswap au where everyone (expect chujin) is swapped, mostly wanted to design them however. @yourlocalsin has helped write it out a bit more so here it is!
Not quite sure what to call it still
#uty#uty fanart#blessed I swear to god if you’re the first to like this something will happen#anyways#undertale yellow#this au is just gonna be be a bit silly#also wanted to take this as a chance to draw more interactions between dalv and ceroba#haven’t seen art of them being friends with each other#so I must attempt to do it#BLESSED STOP STALKING ME ON TUMBLR#my art
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really do not think people understand the extent to which palestinian sites/landmarks (especially muslim ones) were destroyed, beginning in 1948 until now, even in cities. the oldest extant mosque in jaffa (al-bahr mosque) was built in 1675, even though islam came there in the 7th century
#not to mention that many mosques that /were/ restored but are in 'jewish areas' r heavily guarded & prayer is hardly if ever allowed#to anyone thinking ''you can say the same thing abt jewish sites in mena countries''. you can't have one repaired w/o the other#and ultimately the root of the problem is both the colonization of palestine + antisemitism. advocating for palestine + against#antisemitism are far from mutually exclusive#(and for the love of god please stop using mena jews as a political gotcha i swear to god#and it's not like a regime that forced everyone to integrate into the ''new jewish'' culture is any less genocidal)#as someone who comes from one of the jewish groups who was affected by that to arguably one of the highest degrees & who's also a staunch#antizionist even i know that. politics re: cultural site preservation are stupid but that doesn't make it any less stomach-wrenching#it really is just Luck. al-bahr mosque just so Happens to be in a ''mixed city'' so destroying it'd be a ''bad look''#the tomb of nahum just so Happens to be in an autonomous kurdish territory so restoring it isnt as big a deal#and then people have the gall to wonder how i could ever ever ever sympathize with those ''savage arabs''. seriously??#btw im muting notificaions on this post so if you have a problem with me just dm me or block me whatever idc
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ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay
and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner
i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king
#tgcf#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#aroace mxtx analysis#tgcf meta#meta stuff#my hyperfixation demon#grey ace xie lian#does this count as meta#i’m sorry i’m still on this train#funnies#i wrote this post last night and i still don’t know how to end it but god. it’s just so funny#hua cheng deserves to get railed after all that. king#i swear to god this all started as me trying to articulate hua cheng’s devotion and instead i just keep running into#how hua cheng is just here vibing and then xie lian is all skdhgshdkdhb and he’s just like. well this might as well happen i guess
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the chemistry and technology of edible oils and fats and their high fat products (1989) - g. hoffmann
"mole interest"
#mole interest#sorry#havent been active#i swear to god i will post submissions soon#but literally everything happens so much#have been dealing w mental health issues lol#not to overshare#but ill be back#like terminator or something#i havent seen the movie#blackout poetry#blackout poem#author#book#poetry
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I think my theory about Alice suffering the consequences of Sam's curiosity is coming true.
#tmagp theory#she feels something is following her???#she's been having dreams of the institute???#I swear to god if anything bad happens to Alice I'm gonna be so heartbroken#also hhh tsundere Alice 'its not like I care about you or anything' Dyer strikes again
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viktor x lab partner! reader (headcanons + tiny scenarios)
summary: working with viktor and jayce is all fun until you start wishing your lab partner was well.. your partner.
content warning: minor spoilers about season 1, arc 2 and fluff!!
author notes: im sorry for the waiting!! life has been chaotic and im pretty busy doing things but i've managed to finally write down this adorable request yeey! hope you like it :D
» working with the hextech genius and piltover’s golden boy surely wasn't an easy job. high expectations, sleepless nights, doing experiments and calculations all day...
» at first, it was difficult to blend in as part of the group. jayce and viktor had been good friends for a long time now, and being added as a scientist alongside them in their own lab seemed like something experimental, almost incorrect.
» but things soon started to fall into place. and just like two plus one is equal to three, in the late hours was the time you all could be more free, more like your true selves. maybe it was the sleep deprivation, but it finally felt like there was a little place for you after all.
» whenever you needed to breathe a bit of fresh air and they were too focused on some research, you would go out and get them lunch on your way back. when you return to the lab, jayce would welcome you with a side hug and such a big smile that it could possibly blind you, while viktor would thank you with a little nod and a ghost of a smile on his lips.
» on these lunch breaks, it was common for you to talk about anything and everything that came to your minds at the moment. the hextec, politics and the council, how chaotic or abnormally normal life has been, literally whatever.
“i swear, i can't stand councilor hoskel anymore! why does he never listen to me but when mel says the same thing, then he is all ears?” jayce said while running fingers through his hair, smothering the mess to it place again.
“maybe because you can't verbalize things as good as her?” viktor suggested, tilting his head to the side, taking a bite of the cookies you've got for them earlier. “eeh, i mean, she works at the council for quite a time, right? you're still new to it.”
it was true, of course, but there was one thing they didn't consider yet. “or maybe you just ain't a woman!”
“surely a smart remark, i must say.”
“NO!”
» of course there were times where you could be more relaxed, but almost everyday was the same: calculation, experiment, malfunction and all again. it was frustrating, but worth it. after all the failed prototypes and explosions (so many explosions), now it is finally working.
» also, going on all nighters is a common occurrence (but jayce can't work through the night, because in the day time he needs to attend on the council and can't be late, so the boy needs to sleep early) and when this happens, you often go get you and viktor a mug full of coffee and then continue working on whatever you've been up to.
» oh, and the hexcore. magic and science at once. runes and mathematics all together, the almost impossible and so ethereal dream.
» to be able to study it this close was one of the best things that happened to you, to see, understand and manipulate hextech was incredible. the soft blue light it casted on the lab walls was beautiful, but to see it shine against viktor's skin was a delightful sight.
» his disheveled hair, dark circles, cheek bones. all of the shadows in the right places. the shining amber eyes, his nose and, oh, janna, his mole, the one just above his lip. it drives you insane. like it was luring you into locking your lips on his.
“why are you looking?” he asked, still focusing on the source of the light in front of him, molding its runes, the core moving along it. “studying?”
“yes, yes!” your tone more high pitched than you intended to. shit. “just studying the... hexcore.” you tried to remain your voice at a normal level again, inhaling and exhaling to calm down.
pulling his goggles up, he let his head fall back, laughing, “i'm just messing with you,” he looked at you from between half closed lashes, smirking, “good to know you like to study this.”
» the stealing glances, the absolutely profissional soft touches, the desire for something more, something you couldn't quite have. godness, if you could use hextech to solve your love equation, you would. maybe it would be easier to focus on work with a little magic.
» but it was so hard to focus while he kept looking at you like this, calling your name so sweetly, brushing his fingers on yours whenever you handed him something. you were head over heels for him but why does it seemed so hard to just tell him how you felt?
» again, this love equation was a confusing one, but you wished that the cup of sweet milk you left alongside a little sticky-note saying “you + me = date?” for him to find on his workplace was enough to be called a confession.
» now, you were almost ready to head home, but first you needed to look for jayce and update him about the research you've been working on lately.
» and after doing so, you headed towards the academy's lockers, unlocking yours, sending the same sticky-note you left on the lab flying to the pale ground. when you picked it up, you noticed some words written just below yours. “this is an easy one! the answer is yes. so... at the coffee shop near the academy, at 4pm? – v.”
#—swe writes#arcane#lol x reader#viktor arcane#viktor x reader#league of legends x reader#lol#machine herald#ohhhh god i swear i loved writing this#like omgggg its so adorable what#also thanks again to my dear friend#who needed to listen to me complain for like 10 days straight#bcs there was so many things happening all at once and i wanted to write bUT I COULDN'T#i was mad but now its fine :))#love u dear friend <33#i love vik so much i swear#please keep sending requests of him ((or any other character#please please i would love to keep on writing those
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Guys
SOMEBODY GET TAILS OFF THAT AIRSHIP NOW
#OMG#its happening#miles tails prower#sonic the hedgehog#Sonic IDW#sonic idw spoilers#idw sonic#also omfg these covers are celestial#like#words are not enough#I’m worried about them bros#Evan I swear to god-
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