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Wait why does the May solicit for birds of prey say that ”the strongest among them has already fallen” when that same month the new gods solicit says one of the new gods have died???? What do mean?? DC what do you mean? What do you mean DC?? What do you mean???
#big barda#birds of prey#new gods#I swear to god dc#she better have fallen asleep and someone else died#also the jsa solicit says that they and the hero community are mourning the death of one of their own#that best be a jsa team member#cause I SWEAR TO GOD DC!!!
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Okay I’m gonna drop an unpopular opinion here
I really
Really
Really
Hate the Jason and Damian met in the league and have a close brotherly relationship
I honestly think it detracts from BOTH of their development and makes both the characters a lot more 2D and boring.
And also I think it disrespects my GIRL Stephanie brown. Bc that close personal bickering, anything goes sibling shit? Yeah that’s Damian and Steph all the way.
And yeah I tend to credit Dick Grayson (bc he’s my boy) for a lot of the Growth Damian goes through. But Stephanie brown and him have the funniest sibling relationship in history
And I think to have as interesting of a development as Damian has had you needed characters like Dick and Steph to be his Batman and Batgirl.
Dick who I think we can all agree is objectively the least violent of the bats at a baseline (Richard crash out Grayson moments notwithstanding) as well as Steph. Both have angry moments of doling out justice but BOTH prefer rehabilitation methods and tend to be more mouthy and loud about their thoughts during a battle
Steph CLAWED her way up into her position, she fought for that and held on with an iron grip that left indents. She wasn’t as good as, Dick born acrobat Grayson, Barbara prodigy Gordon and Tim genius Drake. So she worked her ass off and FORCED people to pay attention to her and got good enough that she matches the rest of the bats on the field.
Dick HAS the experience of working with difficult cases. He’s lead teams his age filled with drama, infighting and death successfully, he’s trained kids younger than him successfully on panel.
He’s canonically a very adaptable teacher, who has strength in meeting you where you’re at and getting you to move to where you want to be.
Both these things helped Damian exponentially
Now let me be so clear.
Damian did the work.
Damian put in the blood, sweat and tears into changing his beliefs and perceptions of the world. But that would not have been possible if these two didn’t at least make it known that “hey you can be the kind of person who cares and still have value and not be weak and pathetic”
Damian going vegetarian/vegan bc of his morals, Damian choosing not to kill, Damian choosing to leave Robin, Damian making choices unrelated to mantles, regrets and vengeance. Is due to the fact that he had Dick Grayson and Stephanie brown as examples (now ofc Alfred was also very very very imp but I feel like no one ignores his significance so I don’t feel the need to add him here)
And Jason?
It also imo, FUCK UP JAYS DEVELOPMENT.
Bc if Jason could be this kind, empathic older sibling to Damian? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WAS HE DOING WHEN HE FIRST CAME TO GOTHAM? the way he treated the bats and the rogues gallery? Slaughtering all of blackgate to end up in Arkham, making dick watch him fall to his ‘death’.
No absolutely not
This is the ‘pit madness’ nonsense all over again
Jason had to see the world outside of Gotham and work with other people who were anti-heroes who fall into the category.
Bc Jason didn’t start out as an antihero
Jason was a full on villain with a grudge against other villains, he worked for the place he’s in. It’s bc of characters he interacted with, it’s bc of realizations he’s dealt with. It’s because he’s been a little too trigger happy in the wrong place and ended up looking at the grief he caused others and realizing he didn’t want to do that.
It gets rid of Jason realizing HE CAN work with his family.
It gets rid of Jason BECOMING a solid older brother to Tim and erases the Jason who WANTS to have a relationship with his family.
It erases all of the times he’s tried and failed and still got up and tried again
Both of them have grown bc of the people around them and I think if they had each other at that time it would’ve gone 1 of 2 ways
1) a toxic loop re-establishing bad beliefs and practices that damage both of them and leave them more resentful and stuck in their ways
2) they would’ve hated each other and tried to kill each other
In summary
-both these characters didn’t show up nice, they worked for it, don’t erase that
- don’t erase the characters that helped them grow (my girl Steph Brown being left out of conversations she started will kill me)
- Jason can have close relationships with the family im not saying he shouldn’t. I’m just saying that Jay is the cool older brother who very obviously loves you but was at college when you were a kid and now doesn’t really know how to interact with you and it’s awkward but you know you can go to him even if he isn’t your first call in most situations
- Damian was not a good person, he CHOSE to be that’s important to his growth. And with that growth came the ability to form the close connections he now has in canon. Without the growth he undergoes he wouldn’t be able to form the protective loving group of family and friends he has around him
- STOP IGNORING STEPH, I AM LITERALLY A DICK GRAYSON STAN ACCOUNT AND I AM OVERHERE TRYING TO GET CRUMBS OF MY GIRL OHMYGOD
- I would highkey love a short miniseries of Jason and Damian working together and developing a nice relationship both in and out of the masks but until we get that. I’m sticking to awkward brother that loves you but doesn’t get you at all
Also if you disagree/ have more nuanced takes on the Jay Damian sibling arc please leave in the reblogs and comments, I like hearing more nuanced takes and discussing just please don’t be a dick (hehe) about it
#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#jason todd#redhood#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#dc comics#damian wayne#Robin#DAMIAN AND STEPHS DYNAMIC IS MY FAVORITE#AND EVERYONE JUST IGNORES IT#AND GIVES JASON THIS SUPERCLOSE AND SWEET RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM#THATS NOT FAIR#MY GIRL WORKED FOR THAT SHIT#SHE PUT UP WITH EARLY 10YRO DAMIAN SHE DESERVES SO MANY MEDALS#ALL THE MEDALS#putting up with TIM BRUCE AND DAMIAN THAT GIRL IS A SAINT OH MY GOD#I promise I love Jason#I swear I do#he’s my second favorite character
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(This was written in July oh dear-)
You know how in a lot of fics a de-aged Danny winds up in Gotham either via Clockwork putting him there, or Danny goes through a portal (either through his own volition or not) and ends up being taken in by one of the bats?
Okay that, but what if he was never picked up and ends up falling through the cracks and becoming one of the many homeless children wandering Gotham's streets, but unlike all the other street kids who know when to keep their head down Danny just doesn't have those fear receptors... like at all- It's almost scary with how the kid manages to just not give a single flying fuck about what is going on.
So after a while of wandering the streets and getting acquainted with the Gotham's inhabitants everyone slowly get's used to the kid wandering around, dropping their guard and greeting him with smiles when he toddles around the corner, looking for his next meal or piece of scrap clothing.
Perhaps it's this show of trust they begin to notice the strangeness that hangs around him like a cloud. The shifting coloured eyes, the coldness in his skin that never seems to go away no matter how much clothing the kid gets bundled in.
The fact that no one knows where he goes once they take their eyes on him? Spooky to say the least, but they're Gothamites! One shady, possibly meta, kid ain't gonna change anything.
So he becomes a staple in everyone's lives, and eventually learned his name is Danny. He talks about having an older sister called Jazz, two best friends and a puppy he named Cujo. (who let their kids watch Cujo???) They also learned he had an innate fear of The Bats, whenever one swept into the streets during their nightly patrol he would just... disappear. He became unfindable and wouldn't appear until the next day.
At first they thought it was him finding a safe place to sleep while the night rolled around and the Rouges came out to play, but that assumption was quickly squashed when he was caught wailing on one of the Jokers henchmen. The white makeup couldn't even cover up the black and blue bruises that covered his face.
It was comical, if not a bit frightening to see this small child practically a baby sitting upon a knocked out, grown ass man. His little stubby legs dangling off the side of his body, too small to even reach the ground.
Of course nothing stays under the Bats radar for long so he end up eventually getting spotted. However none of the Bats where expecting such resistance from the civilians when they offered to take the kid.
Now whenever the little tyke is bumbling around and a Bat (or any other vigilante associated with them) is in the area, it's all hands on deck to distract Danny and get him somewhere else.
#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny phantom x dc#I just wanted Gothams inhabitants to adopt Danny first#before any Bats could get to him#so now that they want him they have to try and get through multiple neighbourhoods of people#its THEIR kid god dammit!#our bb boi#whos a little off putting#but it's apart of his style#just ignore the slight body horror and uncannyness that he can give off#just a quirk of his we swear#:>#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#snazzyprompts
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Jason Todd suddenly having a stepmother and three additional younger siblings out of nowhere, moved into the same house as him. Knowing damn well something is fishy about this marriage, specially coming from the new Mrs Wayne, but not saying anything because Bruce told him to not intervene.
Jason resenting the woman at first, but being uncapable of feeling the same way about the kids, who apparently think he's cool and drag him into playing with them, and well, he can't say no. He doesn't have the heart.
Jason noticing the oldest seems wary of him for some reason, as if she doesn't trust him, but eventually warming up to him when he perseveres in getting her out of her shell.
Jason adoring the three of them, encouraging them to call him "big bro Jay", but having a special bond with the oldest girl, who soon enough becomes his partner in crime in the family. Sneaking out to the kitchen to eat more dessert than they were allowed to, falling asleep together, chasing each other around the manor, playing pranks on the adults. Even getting grounded together.
Jason soaking up all the admiration and affection she shows him, and viceversa. Both low-key teaming up to complain about Dick being kinda an asshole to them. Promising the girl that he'll never leave her, and if she ever needs anything, she can count on "big bro Jay" to help her.
Jason learning even to like his stepmother, who makes homemade snacks for when he goes out with Batman, ruffles his hair while calling him cute nicknames and inviting him to eat at the table with her and her kids as well, as if he's her child too. And he feels guilty but god, he wants it so badly
Jason doubting himself more often that he'd like, admitting once to his beloved little sister that he doesn't feel like he'll ever be like Dick Grayson, only for her to look at him directly in the eyes all confidently and say "You're right, because you're better than him." His eyes getting wet out of sudden and hugging her tightly, as if her warmth alone can erase all his suffering. And it does.
Jason picking them up from school, scaring the shit out of anyone who messes with his little siblings. Carrying their backpacks for them. Telling them that if they ever feel threatened or even worried, don't do anything themselves, tell him instead. Let big bro take care of it.
Jason promising his little sister that he'll always love her, no matter what, and that he'll come back to them even if it costs him. Swearing up and down that he won't ever break her heart.
"We're family, little wing. Nothing can change that. You'll always be my babysister."
Jason loving his little sister more than anything, with all his heart...until his last breath. Dying with the realisation that he broke his promise.
Jason crawling his way back, forever changed. Forever mutated into someone else he barely recognises sometimes. Coming back to Gotham with hands stained in blood and the new weight of his sins on his shoulders. The pain, the fury and the revenge burning his soul until the boy he once was is nothing but ashes.
Jason returning to the manor, painfully aware of the darkness he now carries. That infects his being. Noticing everyone looking at him with wariness, like a bomb about to explode...except someone.
Jason seeing again those familiar eyes, full of warmth and longing, that he thought would never see again. There's no fear in her, no reluctance. No, worst. She's happy. Her eyes light up and runs to him, a bit wary in her steps, but her joy overshadowing everything else. She's unsure, but still reaches out. She still sees the boy who left, not the monster that came back.
Jason feeling too tainted and too guilty to even face her properly, ignoring the pang in his chest at her heartbroken face when he brushes her off. Telling himself he doesn't deserve her affection, not anymore. That he will just corrupt her, curse her by sticking close. Convincing himself that it's for her own good. Because that's what a big brother does. Protecting his little siblings from anything...even from himself.
Jason putting distance between them, pushing her away as much as he can, over and over until he realises she's moving on. That she no longer seeks him out, instead going on with her life and growing up. He's so glad, and so, so proud of her even if he doesn't tell her it fucking breaks him but what he's supposed to do?
Jason still spending time with the rest of the family because it's different with them. They already accepted the boy he once was is dead. They went through shit themselves to somewhat understand his own. They're all soldiers in their own ways, under the bat's shadow. There's no innocence to protect there, no one he can dissapoint. No one that he cares anyway.
Jason convinced that she's safe and better off without him, swallowing the poison threatening to spill out from his mouth when he catches Duke getting cozy with her in all too familiar way, biting his tongue as he looks the other way. That was his spot first, she used to be his, it's not fair it's not fucking fair
Jason forcing himself to not think about it every day....and then seeing her battered body crashed in a dark alley, on top of a car. Covered in bruises and blood and broken. Unresponsive. Not breathing. And he has no fucking idea what happened. Or how. Or why. No one knows, no one can tell him, there's no one to ask. All he knows is that his little sister fell from a fucking window and must've been bleeding alone there until she blacked out. Alone and battered, dying in silence.
Jason realising, with a heartcrushing force, that he fucked up. Astronomically. And it's too late now.
#i swear to god this was supposed to be short#just a couple of sentences to add into jason and neglected daughter dynamic before and after his death#but i'm a dramatic bitch and got carried away#this was the result#well shit#something about jason just brings the angst out#jason todd x reader#yandere jason todd x reader#platonic yandere jason todd x reader#yandere jason todd x neglected daughter#yandere batfam x reader#platonic yandere batfam x reader#platonic yandere jason todd#yandere dc x reader#neglected family! darlings au
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Bruce has a habit of randomly worrying about his kids and silently lurking in their room until he's done being insane. This usually happens mid prolonged argument or after an incident on patrol that he thinks could've gone much worse.
It would be sweet, if he hadn't raised his kids to be just as paranoid as he is, making them shoot awake every time to see to their Batdad sleep paralysis demon.
#Dick started leaving cushions in his bed to get some peace of mind#Jason goes through several safehouses per week to avoid it#Tim sleeps through most of them but has the weirdest dreams#Damian throws something at Bruce (whatever is nearest)#Cass freaks Bruce out by doing the same but Bruce is charmed by the gesture#Stephanie always freaks out and preemptively starts sending him selfies with her flipping him off with a caption of “I'm fine”#Duke doesn't understand how he doesn't see it coming each time it happens and always lights up the room like a flash grenade#I swear to God I've missed someone...#Oh yeah Alfred just asks Bruce if he needs anything? And then passes back out#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfamily#personal
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“On your back…are those…exit wounds? They’re…so big…”

#IM SO NORMAL I SWEAR#like how do you even respond to that#anyway I wanted to convey the whole ‘oh my god she’s so freaking scary’ attitude Tim had towards her in this issue#hhhhhh I love this artstyle I might actually do something with it#cassandra cain#dc comics#batgirl#dc#tim drake#I mean it’s his POV so ig it’s relevant#batman#batfam#batgirl (2000)#Bing’s doodles#me and my ability to turn everything I like Emo to the max#it’s not even an ability atp it’s a primal urge
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a magic user reading up on ancient texts talking about The Champion and their obligations and trials they go through, and thinking out loud 'wow, this guy is insane. if that were me, i woulda lost it long ago'.
cap standing not too far away bc theyre at jld hq and hes just downing a coffee that he never needed, thinking 'the only thing keeping me sane is that goddamn tiger and the game console waiting for me at the rock. and also the several people in my corner, but we wont talk about that'.
#he had to save a universe from ripping at the seems the other day and still feels sore. give him a pass#hes 13 and just wants to laze around sometimes okay#the gods in his mind: u should swing a little more to the left and also figure out that puzzle immediately#billy: i will put a curse on myself i swear i will#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam
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#obsessed with older merthur#merlin#bbc merlin#merthur#king arthur#arthur pendragon#merlin fanart#art#artists on tumblr#my art#I'm so not normal about them#also! let me know if you want a speedpaint of one of these? i have saved everything (i hope strongly)#i swear to god I'll eat them!!! im screaming every time i think about older merthur#if i ever disappear it means im reading dc comics alright
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So apparently i've been lied to???? Sheila did try to save him 😢
#I swear to god#every post ive seen about this acts like Sheila was completely remorseless and tried to escape without him#granted she was the one who turned him over to the Joker#and idk what she would have done had the Joker not betrayed her#but still she DID try to save him#dc#dc comics#comic posting#Batman#Batman 427#A Death in the Family#Batman: A Death in the Family#Jason Todd#Robin#Sheila Haywood
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Okay hear me out: Batlantern rewrite of “Me Before You”
#god I love this movie#and I hate it#I’m sobbing#but also Hal as the unqualified aid stumbling into Bruce’s major trying to be nice and just swearing at him#and Bruce looking up from his meditation for the first time in years#batman#bruce wayne#dc#green lantern#Hal Jordan#batlantern#maybe it’s too late and I’m wrong but#what if#fic ideas
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college kickin my ass but as a little treat u people can have some jondami, a damian in a bike and a pretty talia bc i hate the canon design SO MUCH that i had to draw her myself to have some peace of mind
#ajitomiel art time#talia kane#damian wayne#jonathan kent#jondami#damijon#supersons#superboy#robin dc#dc fanart#super sons#talia kane i will save u from that ugly ass design if its the last thing i do with my miserable life#i swear to god
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hattercrow ❌
scriddler❌
SCRIDDLEHAT ✔️✔️✔️💋💋💋💖💖💖💗💗💞💞💘💘💖💕💖💗💕💞💕💕💝💕💕💓💕💓
(I don’t take constructive criticism <3)
I LOVE ALL OF THESE SHIPS BUT I CANNOT DENY THE FACT I LOVE THEM AS A POLY!!
I think I only shared these little doodles on insta so now they're here but uhh take the contexts as you will.
#batman#dc#batman fanart#dc fanart#jervis tetch#the mad hatter#jonathan crane#the scarecrow#edward nygma#the riddler#riddlehat#hattercrow#scriddler#scriddlehat#I swear to god the name is just a horrible thing that makes me think the word griddle#I wish I had a better name to call it#ough
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No pickle >:(
#Martha has scary son privilege#But he's still her baby boy 😔#I'm obsessed with absolute universe Martha and Bruce... DC IF YOU HEAR ME PLEASE LET HER LIVE#OR I WILL BREAKDOWN AND CRY#I'm the meantime... Coping thru silly doodle#absolute universe#absolute batman#martha wayne#bruce wayne#Batman#Doodle#LEAVE HER BE DC OR I SWEAR TO GOD... 😭😭
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bonus points if you put their heights in the tags
#dont you dare cite a comic book at me i swear to god#morgan wonders#jason todd#bruce wayne#damian wayne#batfam#dc comics#jason todd x reader#bruce wayne x reader#damian wayne imagine#batfam x reader#batman#robin#red robin#red hood
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one of those 'peter in gotham' aus except lex fucking luthor is the one that finds him. Can you imagine the shenanigans. peter accidentally goes through a portal and lands in the outskirts of metropolis where luthor just so happens to have a factory doing Something. and luthors employees find him and go to luthor like Hey boss,, Umm. theres a teenager in the grass. luthors like, what happened? cue the factory workers going i dont know! the kid jsut fell out of this weird portal thing! and hes like,,, Hm.
superman definitely should be relevant but i still want the batfamily to meet peter. can you imagine that luthors kryptonite reserves were discovered and confiscated. and theres some discovered in gotham, whether it be naturally discovered there or someones like, selling it? and so thats how peter gets sent to gotham? although i cant see luthor letting him loose on the big wide world without some insurance, because hes definitely obscuring some of the facts from peter in order to manipulate him.
hmmm maybe luthor traps peter in a deal that peter cant easily get out of (at the cost of his or someone elses safety) so that even when peter Does discover how bad luthor is, he cant just bail out. idk i just think its very funny how every single person peter is vaguely acquainted with turns out to be a supervillain. or somehow personally wronged by him. and i think that should extend beyond universes.
#should i write this.#after peter finds out luthor is The Worst he officially swears off billionaires and then-#-bruce tries to talk to him as Bruce Wayne and peters internally like: oh god not fucking again. are you kidding me. im cursed#peter @ bruce: btw if you turn out to be the next coming of like. The Antichrist im going to be pretty upset. so dont do that#bruce: ? yeah. Okay. [internally: he needs help . Guidance. A F]#dick‚ stopping suddenly and looking around suspiciously: something just happened.#(jason in the background: what the fuck are you- ohshit. what the hell. What the hell just happened]#dc#dc x marvel#dc x mcu#peter parker#batfamily#batfam#lex luthor#spiderman#bruce wayne
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wait a damn minute. WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
I'm writing a Dick Grayson fanfic (which you can find on AO3), and my oc is a vigilante whose entire appearance and clothing and everything is an homage to Ares... And this oc gets in a relationship with Dick, who's known for being pretty as fuck
did I just made reverse Ares and Aphrodite without realizing it? Because I think I made reverse Ares and Aphrodite without realizing it
#swear to god#i was just reading the odyssey at work#don't question that part#and I was reading a part about Ares and Aphrodite#and I realized that they are essentially my oc and Dick#and now I'm having an existencial crisis#at work#please help#batman#dc comics#dick grayson#dc robin#im thinking thoughts#batfam
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