#I swear there are hilarious moments

[inafieldofdaisies]

Resident Alien (2021-) | Season 3, Episode 2 “The Upper Hand” | Favorite scenes

Bonus for reaction gifs:

[blueteller]

Saint Cale

Clopeh's vision in the torture dungeon be like:

[gracegootee]

Everywhere I go, I hear this song!🙌

[european-love-hotel]

is there anyone else here who loves Blackadder and wants to talk about this silly little homoerotic show

[mugentakeda]

sorry for atla posting (it will happen again) but i was thinking about the yukka/zukka parallels and that post saying "what if sokka held resentment to iroh because he thinks maybe yue wouldnt have thought to sacrifice herself if iroh hadnt said anything abt her connection to the moon" and then how zuko hadnt even considered being the one to take the firelord title until iroh said it was a swell idea and then zuko just went with it because zukos mental state at that moment was if iroh told him to jump hed say how high

sokka watches zuko struggle to not deteriorate under the pressure of the crown and taking care of his sister and his dad rotting away in his basement and assassinations and revolts and paying for his forefathers mistakes and his uncles mistakes and that same uncle fucked off to ba sing se and is just living it up there while zuko does all the dirty work. sokka watches him spend hours going through passing big laws about big important things and then he watches zuko spend hours going through unimportant petty bills that his advisors toss at him just because they dont like him and zuko just keeps trudging through it, despite it all.

sokka is watching zuko dissolve into ashes right before his eyes the same way he watched yue dissolve into mist right before his eyes. and the fact that both times it was caused by love for a country that, in sokkas opinion, they truly owe nothing to (yue wouldve been miserable her whole life stuck with a loser like hahn, unable to ever voice her true feelings about what happened around her because shes always seen at the council meetings but never heard, trapped by her countrys traditions. zuko works like a dog day and night in the same place that burned him inside out for all to see and mock, trapped until he dies by his countrys mistakes.), and obligation. and on top of that, both times it came about because of a suggestion iroh made.

[moocfitab]

Kieran, looking at Dan and Neph confused: A-Are they flirting or are they fighting?

Neph, grabbing the color of Dans shirt and pulls him close: I'm gonna sink my teeth into your fucking throat!!

Kieran, now *more* confused: T-That doesn't answer my question???

[nevsclowntown]

not sure if youre still doing the doodle requests but if you are id love more gaalee if youre done! maybe somethin with them on a date! or whatever else comes to mind! -sagemoderocklee

Gaara's not really on the whole dating-train, but Lee loves to consider every second of their lives together as dating. And sometimes the best thing is when Gaara gets very little rest and Lee counts that as the most successful date bc seeing Gaara not frown or be a pest (lovingly) is a win!

@sagemoderocklee

[purgetrooperfox]

every time I play death stranding I wonder who kojima's target audience was. and well. I just saw The Shower Scene and I think the only conclusion to be drawn is that kojima's target audience was kojima. death stranding is his self indulgent twd alternative apocalypse au 500k slowburn fanfic, other tags include #wild sexual? tension, #sharing meals (bugs), #overly blunt metaphors, #babies of dubious origin, #norman reedus' bare ass, #pizza delivery, #time fuckery

I'm having the time of my life with it

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

fav golden girl 👁️👁️

You do realize this is like asking me to choose my favourite hand, right? Or my favourite leg? It's like choosing my favourite eye, my favourite strand of hair, my favourite organ, my favourite --

Blanche. It's-it's Blanche.

[coquelicoq]

just read a (really funny) maupassant story (mots d'amour) which includes the line

Un mot brutal, parfois, fait merveille, fouette la chair, fait bondir le cœur. Ceux-là sont permis aux heures de combat. Celui de Cambronne n'est-il pas sublime? Rien ne choque qui vient à temps.

and i was like oh wait so victor hugo didn't make that up? and apparently he didn't, but he did popularize it. also "le mot de Cambronne" is now a euphemism for "merde". the more you know.

[ssreeder]

I am so bored and ive been meaning to find a way to harass you so consider this harassment ❤️❤️

This made me laugh until my side hurt. Great job 10/10 no notes

[relicsongmel]

9 year-old Melanie 🤝 24 year-old Melanie

Being Mentally Unwell about the Mamma Mia soundtrack

[persephoneflouwers]

Can I have SIR for the wip game, pleaseee

“Uh?” How many things should have he been studying to not look like a complete fool in front of occasional strangers?

“Where’s the train station? Can you give me any direction?” he asks slowly as if Harry can’t understand the language he’s speaking.

“Sir, I really don’t know what a train is.”

“What do you mean you don’t know what a train is? Are you taking the piss?”

Send me a word, if it’s in my wip I will answer your ask with the sentence it appears in

[arklay]

🖊️ 🖊️ 🖊️ 🖊️ + diana xx

i've talked about this before, but diana doesn't get colds or viruses at all, and always thought she was just lucky or had a good immune system. truth is, she has a rare gene mutation that makes her resistant to viral infections and only found out about this during her research in africa, and confirmed it after she adapted to uroboros

she was the one who usually administered albert's medication, but she proposed to him that while she was out of kijuju giving a finalised sample to alex (why she isn't there during the events of 5) that he should let excella assist him with his injections so that she believed he trusted her completely, and this would ensure that their resources for the plan were properly secured before he would get rid of her. diana is very spiteful, i don't know what to tell you. maybe don't flirt with her husband while she's right there is all i'm saying

diana actually figured out how to control mutations and conjure tentacles during the years she was on her own and would talk to him through the class of his stasis chamber. after he was stable from her interference with his natural regeneration – speeding up the process quicker than she should've – she asked him to trust her that reverse mutation was possible and showed him how to do it as well

okay enough things surrounding that era. diana is fluent in three languages (english, russian and french) and is proficient in swahili, as well as knowing conversational mandarin

[why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat]

You can also recognize someone by the sounds of their breathing. I do that with my family and it's hilarious when I know who they are when they're trying to sneak up on me lol

bruce is one of those people who can recognize others by the sound of their footsteps, their smell (and ONLY THAT), their voice, just like, anything really

and when other, normal, people find it weird, he just goes "well, tim does it too"

(that's NOT reassuring, bruce)

[kavehater]

I hate ppl like this