#i love this stupid man

[bluebluebacchus]

Saw V is a comedy film actually

[blueteller]

Cale (NOT) Being A Dragon

Litana: …Is he the Dragon of the Legend? Cale: (smiling) No, I am not a Dragon Obante: T-that aura! Sir, are you a Dragon?? Cale: (confused) …No, I'm not a Dragon Jeet: That scent of nature…! Are you perhaps-?! Cale: (frustrated) I am not a Dragon! Eruhaben: You must be of Dragon Slayer lineage, I see Cale: (exasperated) No I am not Dragon Half-Blood: …A Half-Dragon like me! Cale: (shocked) What the hell, no! White Star: A perfect Dragon Slayer candidate, then! Cale: (furious) NO! Bakehe: The leader of Dragons… Must be a Dragon! Cale: (tired) For the last time, I am not-! Blood Cult Barrier: Dragon Recognized. Passage Granted! Cale: ………

[solsol03]

really dont feel like rendering this so pls take it <3

edit: (everyone reblogging with the halcarol tags you're so correct ily)

[lookingfts]

GIF by @bakerolivia (Source)

This ridiculous little man with his stupid little pout, all smug and better than everyone just because he’s madly in love with his hot wife and they’re fucking like bunnies.

[patchworkmind238]

Deacon my beloved, a finished piece and an unfinished Roblox drawing

[janepflame]

HAPPY KAZUKI DAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[mother-maxyne]

i don’t post much anymore, but when i do — it’s typically an art dump.

been very normal about postal recently — so, uh. yeaah. take some sketches. once i figure out cropping on here again, i’ll probably post the other finished pieces i did.

for now — take this disgusting old man.

[weapon-xox]

Rewatching Dethwedding for fanfic purposes and Ive never noticed Murderfaces little giggle when he says he's sure Seth is true to his word about not drinking while Seth is absolutley hammered. 😭😭

Can we also talk about how good he looks in Maroon??

and

His little smile when that creepy old fuck asked the difference between the guitar and bass guitar - like he geniunely was so excited to discuss and then we cut back to this guy being the worst. He probably didn't even get a chance to get a word in.

And then Nathan looked SO uncomfortable when the guy started comparing his hair to his moms???

Anyway this episode is good for so many reasons and Seth isn't one of them.

[junespriince]

Selena should have made Bruce a Nightwing suit, we had her making her babygirl a diamond-encrusted Nightwing suit, she heard Discowing and made him a disco ball.

Bruce: this is too bright, I'll lose the element of surprise.

Selena: hun, you are twink death my babyboy, the element of surprise is gone the moment you step out of bat suit dear. now, turn.

Bruce, disco ball:

[sickospaghetti-o]

Ladies, gentlemen, neither or in between, I present to you the stupidest dndads theory that my little brain has ever concocted.  I believe the tony is the time traveler. And not in like a he was a scientist and invented the time machine to undo an unfortunate accident in the 1950s way. But in a he stole a time machine to get back at somebody because he’s a petty bitch sort of way. 

I know that this is 100% not true but it just makes me weirdly giddy and a funny thought.

I’m going to expand on this real quick. Just hear me out. 

- somewhere far in the future, Toni Collette is working as a janitor in a very high-end science facility 

-he gets caught, trying to steal something (like some colorful wires or something idk) and ends up, getting fired

-to get back his employers, he sneaks into the facility at night steals a Time Machine, and goes back to the moment before he gets caught stealing something

-he goes back to far and the machine messes with his brain, causing him to lose all his memories

-he wakes up inside of a pizzeria and his met face-to-face with an extremely angry Italian man complaining about the very large “car” that he crashed into his shop

- Tony and the Italian man fight  (thus explaining Tonys, deep-seated, undying hated, for Italians)

And then you know, Tony leaves and starts selling cars in hopes to find the one “car” that can bring him back home.

That’s all I have for now. Thank you for Reading my stupid little Tony rant.

[hisokas-toybox]

My silliest Byakuya Kuchiki (Bleach) headcanon yet?

So... We all love Byakuya.

We all know his tragic backstory.

And many of us (myself included) like to write fanfics/speculate on the possibility of him ever meeting someone new/falling in love again after all these years. We love all that angst and inner conflict.

But

What if it wasn't like that at all. What if someday we just get a complete plot twist.

Picture the scene.

Some future arc, there's a new mystery to be solved and a new villain to fight.

All our faves are there for the storyline, except Byakuya who is mostly absent. His absence from the storyline is shrugged off early on as 'he's busy with other noble family stuff' or 'he's staying behind in the soul society to keep things running as normal there' (and let's face it, he already gets criminally little screen time during most arcs so his absence this time round is really not questioned). The final battle arrives and just as we're in the middle/end stages of the fight he appears saving some key character (Rukia... It's always Rukia) in some dramatic flourish.

After the battle, Ichigo turns to Byakuya and makes a sarky quip like: Nice of you to finally join us. Asks where he's been this whole time, pointing out they could have used his help much earlier.

Rukia and Renji who are nearby are also kind of listening in, partly out of curiousity, partly preparing to intervene if this turns into a fight seeing as Ichigo isn't exactly being polite.

And then.

In the most dead calm, totally nonchalant, almost disinterested tone (one only Byakuya is capable of) Byakuya answers Ichigo's question. "My apologies. There was a conflict in schedules. I had to take care of my children."

There's a beat of dead silence.

Then chaos.

"Your what?!" (Ichigo)

"You have a kid?" (Renji who was holding an injured Rukia suddenly drops her).

"Are you joking?"

"Since when?" "What??? How?!"

Somewhere in between the shocked, confused interrogation as Renji and Ichigo yell questions over each other, Rukia starts yelling at Renji for dropping her, and it really is just several minutes of chaos, which Byakuya just watches in silence.

Eventually the trio calm down enough for Ichigo to demand Byakuya explain.

Which he does, again in that same almost bored tone.

Around 20 years after his first wife passed away, it was decided among the clan and the Central 46 that Byakuya must remarry. That as head of the Kuchiki clan, and sole surviving heir (Sorry Rukia, but you were adopted) it was his duty to carry on the noble bloodline. Byakuya didn't want to remarry, and refused to choose a new bride. He instead consented to arranged marriage with a 'suitable' woman from another noble clan and 'did his duty.'

He shrugs as though it's no big deal.

Ichigo and Renji are just... reeling.

They ask why, in all these years, he's never mentioned any of that? They then turn to Rukia, demanding to know why she never mentioned it either.

Rukia very quietly admits she also had no idea staring absolutely dumbfounded at her brother.

He is asked again why he's never said anything.

Byakuya shrugs. "It wasn't relevant."

More absolute chaos.

The following details emerge somewhere in the carnage.

He has multiple children (I headcanon 3 personally)

All his previous absences from plotlines to this point have been because he was busy parenting (alongside his other Captain and Noble duties)

He's not in love with his current wife - he doubts he'll ever love again the way he did with Hisana - but he does have a deep respect for her. She is his wife and the mother of his children after all.

Byakuya only really interacts with the main cast in work situations. Talking about his family when he should be working would clearly (evidenced by the reaction he's getting right now) be a distraction from that and therefore, a waste of time.

The only reason he never told Rukia was out of fear that she'd be upset he'd moved on from her sister (which he hasn't). He didn't want her to hate him.

She doesn't hate him. Though she is absolutely exasperated that he kept all this a secret from her. They're family after all, she's delighted to be an aunt and is happy Byakuya isn't completely alone.

From there

Either the gag carries on and we just never see or hear anything more about Byakuya's family.

OR

We see them once to prove they are real. His children are all perfect miniature copies of him (looking at him standing beside his kids is like looking at a set of russian dolls).

Anyway, that was my silly thought.

Byakuya with an entire family that he just... Never mentioned to anyone simply because they weren't relevant to his work.

[blue-rhapsody]

Minor spoilers for vol.8 of tgcf

He did not pass his perception check

[blueteller]

Cale is such a Weirdo (I Love Him)

I came to the very reasonable conclusion that Cale Henituse is the weirdest person you could ever imagine.

And I do mean that in the best way.

Basically any question about his character can be answered with: "Well yes, but actually no... except kinda sorta yes...? But maybe no..."

Try it. See for yourself.

[allat0u]

Lord only knows

How much I lose my mind over THIS FUCKING MAN.

THIS STUPID HIMBO OF A MAN

AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!

I HATE (love) HIM SO MUCH.

GRRRRRRR 😡

Sorry- (not sorry.)

[mull3tlor3]

bro wanting a cookie, bro wanting to kill you

[c4yp71d]

Martin stimboard 😎

Art by @dudeiwannasleep

I have an actual stim blog but I didn't want to put this on it (I'll do other tma themed stimboards if you guys want them)