#I still haven’t seen it

[l-alan-l]

Everyone seems in shambles after the special so here have this

[communistkenobi]

tortellini soup friday

[flowerchilde1970]

Do I know who the miles clone with braids is yet? Kinda? Spoilers don’t help but I’m assuming he’s some doppelgänger from an branched off universe where crap hit the fan. He’s back to stop someone and to save Miles from the crap that will inevitably hit the fan.

(Though, im speculating as someone who’s not seen AtSV yet. I’ve also been told he’s Miles’ brother???? So this theory is based on my understanding being wrong lol.)

[tonysopranosfeverdreams]

My dad just recommended aftersun on fb.. extremely grateful we weren’t in the same city when that came out because if we saw it together the theatre would have probably flooded

[yeehawgeek]

sometimes i realize how deep i am into fanon

like sabine is not canonically a lesbian and she and shin hate each other

kanera is not canonically t4t

only canon neurodivergent character in tbb is tech

anakin is cis

luke skywalker isnt canonically aroace

peedy isn’t canon

syril and anakin aren’t actually brothers

obiwan is straight

ahsoka isn’t a lesbian and she and bariss never dated

fox is not unhinged and doesnt fake troopers deaths

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

[cosmosnout]

The most doomed siblings ever

[i-am-shitpost]

Also for the record Wade has never asked anyone to put their tits away nor has he EVER discouraged being a preening slut. That read as just the slightest tinge of jealousy and it honestly caught me a little off guard. 10/10 no notes.

[murdrdocs]

normal, not insane thoughts being had about fucking old man logan.

thinking about him lifting your big shirt up to lay a hand over your tits, easily taking one in his palm while his other hand yanks your panties down your legs. he undoes you so easily, it doesn’t take much effort at all. by the time his fingers, newly roughed up, tweak your clit a few times, you’re already whining. you’re always so ready for him, always so eager. his look just does it for you.

the grey hair, the reading glasses that he keeps hooked on the collar of his shirt.

logan thinks it’s weird, but he doesn’t complain. not until you turn into a maniac, trying to fuck him again and again even when he reminds you that he needs a break now. things have changed.

but he still fucks you with vigor. rolling his hips into yours with skill. hooking your legs around his hips and over his shoulders. he squints down at you, watching his cock disappear and reappear over and over again. there was a time where he could see every little detail, down to the mixture of slime that’s surely coating his cock.

now, he relies on other senses. touch, mostly. his hearings still here, too. he listens to the sloppy sounds of him fucking you. the messy moans you let out.

[filmcel]

As much as I enjoy watching my movies in hd quality I fucking hate bluray boxes so I don’t buy them😭

[butterflyscribbles]

Curious MK and the Man in the Red Scarf🫧🎨🧣💛

An AU that is quickly taking over my life that doubles as a “Tang goes on a college funded expedition to Flower Fruit Mountain and finds a freshly hatched stone monkey MK chaos ensues” AU

[claudiaeparvier]

Dubai trio + text posts

[hymnoeides]

I just discovered your blog and DAM I love your art, your designs for the Gods are awesome! I don’t know if you’ve finished watching those Hades gameplays and it really depends if the person you were watching chose any of the romance options, but would you hypotheticallyyyy ship Thanzag (Thanatos and Zagreus)?

ALSO YES, FELLOW PISISTRATUS FAN, FINALLY!

AUUU TYSM!!! 🥹🥹 I’m so glad,,, I’m so happy knowing people enjoy my stuff … PISISTRATUS FANS UNITE I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!/p

Thanzag? What’s that? Never heard of th//trips and spills out my pockets

Eehhehe take some of the sketches I have 🥺🫶

[eupheme]

idk if you’re taking requests if not please feel free to ignore this, friend!! 🩷 but… wade inviting you over for a movie night just to stick on a horror flick, because he knows you’ll get scared and want to cuddle up against him for safety? :3c

ahh avocado, I love this! 👀💖 Wade would be such a good movie buddy, I love a good trivia fact/IMDb check and I know he would know it all. Thanks so much for sending this in! And hope you like it.

wade wilson x reader | 350 words

Wade thumb taps on the remote, switching back and forth between the choices. The thumbnails flicker - a black and red forest, the faces of a woman and daughter, a girl crawling out of a television.

"Your pick, peanut. What's your poison?"

He likes the way your shoulder brushes his, as you shift on the couch. The way your teeth sink into your lip as you try to choose, indecisive little squirrel that you were.

"I've seen Blair Witch," You hum, "It wasn't that scary."

Wade had stayed up all night after watching it for the first time. Weasel kept facing the corner in the bar all weekend, and he'd been ready to kill him.

"Okay, main-character-in-the-movie-Brave. What about this one?"

He flicks to another, the trailer starting to roll behind the title.

"Merida." You shrug, "And sure, sounds good."

Gotcha.

"Are you sure?" He needles, drawing the syllables out, "Scarier than Blair Witch. Might not be able to handle it."

You frown, "That's the one with the kids, right? Can't be that bad, they never get hurt in movies. They're just creepy."

Wade gives an aside glance.

A slow press of his thumb as he queues up Hereditary. Slumping down into the couch, as you follow suit.

"Well, if I get scared," He offers, "You'd better hold my hand."

“Deal.”

He doesn't miss the way you try to suppress a smile. Lips pressing together, the little glance you send his way.

This might be one of his best ideas yet.

The movie starts - the camera panning across a room, slowly zooming in on the model house.

34 minutes in, and you're practically in his lap. A leg thrown over his thigh, your face buried against his shoulder.

"You want me to pause it, pookie?"

"No," It's muffled, "I can do it.”

A beat, before you add, "Can I just stay like this until it's over?"

He likes how you soften, as his arm wraps around you. The scene is already over, but he's absolutely going to drag this out for at least another minute.

Suck it, Trebek. And Logan.

He totally knows how to make a plan.

thanks again!! 💖

[kittennature]

i love being inspired by shitposts on the internet

[comickergirl]

Best Oscar look? Best Oscar look.

(Shoes by matsui ryosuke/hazama brand)