#I slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.
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friendly reminder that batman nominated helena for the justice league. another friendly reminder that she was kicked out not once, but twice.
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the only redeeming thing about this ft. @seesgood
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✨ new photo, new post.
#come keep me entertained at work#slow day for once ✨#i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.#wire drop.
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the upside of dating helena rosa bertinelli: you never have to worry about her being mad at you for forgetting valentine’s day because she’s going to ghost you for the entire month of february anyway.
#what do you mean this is another downside???#so no upsides? got it.#i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.
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proof that @mansteeled knew what she was getting herself & her son into.
once again I am being dragged for my decisions / @mansteeled
#I’m not formatting this because chrome books are ass#i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.
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“can i tell you what i’m proudest of? the orphanage.”
- helena
#I slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.#listen i know the last hamilton reference was hilarious but this one#hurts me a lot :)#anyway thinking about hel & the orphanage#I HELPED RAISE HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN#I GET TO SEE THEM GROWING UP
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me: *tries to let helena have a friend* helena: *accidentally threatens them* me:
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take note: I will use every chance I get to write threads where helena gets to get dressed up. dress, high heels, fancy hair. i love it, she loves it. we all win.
#i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.#it’s 2am but I’m thinking about it.#will probably reblog this during the day 😂
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she babey
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fancy helena things: wine. pasta. charcuterie boards. opulence. the opera. couture. espresso. fresh flowers. lipstick. aperitifs. silk. lemons. sunsets. local markets. salt water.
#I slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.#just helena things ✨#nah but okay I have a post planned bc not everything is doom and gloom#just most things#and her huntress garb? in canon was designer made LMA O#she's so Extra#Granted it is a lot of superficial stuff to cover the .... tragedy#and to keep up appearances#but at least she does it with things she ENJOYS
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multiple people have mentioned helena stepping on them today & while i’m not entirely sure where they got it from........I wanted to address it, because they are 100% correct. hope you don’t mind sharp stilettos! doesn’t really matter if you don’t!
#I slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.#why do y'all deal with my trash goblin#she's so rude#helena why are you like this
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hey remember that time helena threw clark kent off of her top floor terrace when he revealed to her that he’s superman? good times @mansteeled
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take a breath. drink some water. get some rest. you’re doing amazing.
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my alarm: goes off
me: disgusting
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clearly I missed some more bullshit in the rpc today but since only the jokey posts about it are on my dash, I must follow the right people.
anyway, forever shipping helena with chemistry and idgaf how much older your muse may or may not be than her ✨
love y’all!
#i slithered here from eden just to hide outside your door → ooc.#mobile post.#napping but then I’ll be here!#bruh when that chemistry is there tho 😍#sorry she’s the worst
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since we’re doing the height thing tonight, helena in comic canon is is 5′11″
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