#I shouldn't be laughing but I am

[totally-not-peter-parker]

ooc: it's sending me how everyone's worried about Dick rn and then there's these two children in the bg just making fun of him

[altocat]

Young Seph, vlogging:

First Field Mission GOES HORRIBLY WRONG?! [CW: TRAUMATIC] [CW: VIOLENT CONTENT] [got a cool sword out of it though!]

Young Sephiroth: *covered in blood, visibly shaking and crying, flashing the world's saddest thumbs up*

Young Sephiroth: "What is happening my dudes I just lost the first people who ever cared about me remember to like comment and subscribe."

[camilamendoza]

"vamos a ir en dos carros, beatriz? 😟"

[solesoldier]

there is something so haunting about waking up at 3am on the normandy to go use the bathroom and all you see is shepard in the mess by herself making a pb&j and silently eating it

[zouffle]

hey what if we stopped laughing at people for being "out of shape" or "lazy" when they get winded and instead offer them a place to rest or something

[feraltwinkseb]

Pope John Paul II receives as a gift from Ferrari President Luca Cordero di Montezemolo, Michael Schumacher, Rubens Barrichello, Jean Todt and mechanics a 1:5 scale model of the car that won Ferrari both the championship and constructor title in 2004 during a meeting at the Clementina Hall January 17, 2005, in Vatican City Source: Arturo Mari-Vatican Pool/Getty Images

[no-truce-with-the-heroes]

i can't believe there's still people out there who genuinely think Ochako would "kill Toga on sight" at this point

like, okay, there's the anime-only people who aren't aware of manga developments or are actively avoiding spoilers, and of course there's all the people who clearly stopped giving a shit ages ago (yet somehow still feel completely secure making blanket declarations about a franchise they no longer keep up with???)

but even then, and even if you're not a shipper or just don't like the characters-- how can anyone have ever believed that makes any sense ever? like we're not even talking self-defense apparently? just "on sight"? who do you think Ochako is, the Punisher in pink?

like i don't think i'm especially media literate myself, but-- how is it possible for people to be this bad at reading where a narrative is going?

because of course that's exactly what the Togachako plotline was leading up to, clearly the ultimate endpoint of developing Toga Himiko as a sympathetic villain important to Ochako's heroic actualization was a teenager unquestioningly enacting the extrajudicial murder of another teenager

that's exactly what MHA is all about, right? that's the sort of person Ochako is, the kind of hero that she wants to be? that's definitely good storytelling and not at all inane or grotesque? ugh

[melodic-haze]

Speaking of Arlecchino… you know who she looks like lowkey?

LOOK

THE GASP I JUST LET THE FUCK OUT 😭😭😭 VIOLATIONNNNNNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

ARLECCHINO REAL IDENTITY IS SHEN THE ENTIRE TIME

[tommarvoloriddlesdiary]

Ginny: Harry, are you seeing anyone?

Harry, thinking back to all the very vivid dreams he’s been having of Voldemort lately: Like hallucinations?

[cree-n-jewish-thoughts]

@0-0baybay0-0 I didn't want the reblog thread on the post about someone wanting to learn French anymore, showing them mercy lol.

So I'm replying to: this (you're freggin funny)

I needed the context:

This is talent. The first building blocks of every language is cussing.

[essektheylyss]

I am obsessed with how narratively convenient Lark's divinatory abilities are. She's the only one of the protagonists who is both pragmatic and has a working sense of self-preservation, so having some internal impulse that is actually the guiding hand of the cosmos pushing her into doing the REALLY stupid shit is both necessary and really useful.

Like, I am the type of writer who kind of scoffs at the idea that characters are beyond the writer's control and will completely screw over your outline, because on one hand, a sensible outline will follow the characters' personalities and tendencies anyway. Obviously in an ensemble cast you will need to do some wrangling, but in theory your characters are responding to varying degrees of stimuli in order to maneuver them into the places you need them to be for things to all come together in the end.

But more importantly, "curse from god" is the funniest and easiest way to push any character to do things beyond the realm of reason when necessary, and frankly, what the fuck is the point of playing god if you don't embrace that?

[skwivr]

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[doublejango]

do pushups with me on your back

[If this was meant for me because of the chickens thing... friend, I ain't that buff. At all. I am a potato. Chickens only weigh a few pounds, people weigh a little more xD But, if this was meant for Blitz...]

Blitz grinned, unbuttoned his jacket, and nodded. "Alright, ho, I hear you. But you have to be naked or this ain't gonna work." He stripped out of his shirt, rubbed his hands together, and looked the person up and down before getting to the ground.

"Stretch out on me, purr, and behave. Otherwise," Blitz began, muscles moving smoothly through the slow descents, "I'm going to have to punish you after this." There was no threat whatsoever in the warning: Blitz was in the mood to be playful and lighthearted, and even if this was a little silly, it was also fun.

[thedawningofthehour]

What if Draxum failed to catch Donatello when he tried to...go out on his own terms back on the roof the day of Donnie and Leo's argument? Would the brothers have known immediately that their brother died or would they have found his body? Would Draxum have been able to cover his tracks or would the brothers have found out about his involvement in Donnie's escape turned death?

So people keep thinking this, but I stress-Donnie was not attempting to kill himself. And he was very much not doing it as a result of his and Leo's argument. He was already over it by the time Draxum arrived, (I did post the rough draft of the kidnapping here if you haven't seen it!) it was a really dumb fight and they would have made up and forgotten all about it by the time they went to bed if Donnie had gotten back to the lair. He didn't jump expecting to die. He knew there was a good chance he would, but he figured his odds of survival were better than staying up there with Draxum. It was more of a "fuck it, we ball" type of situation.

I kind of think they would, wouldn't they? Raph disregards having any sort of spiritual sense about it, but they don't know about their ninpo or anything at this point in time. Even with theirs still locked, I have to think they're still linked enough that they'd be able to feel it if one got yanked away. They don't understand that yet because to them that intwined energy is just how they've always felt, they wouldn't realize what it was until they lost a brother. And then they'd probably know, but wouldn't know how they know. They just would.

I mean, it's unlikely that the fall would have killed Donnie in the first place, at least not right away. No matter what shape he was in, Draxum would have taken him back to his lab to treat him/revive him. And then we'd be in the same situation, except maybe less tabletello because tf is he gonna do, his legs are already broken.

If Donnie was totally dead-uh, I dunno, brain in a jar? His entire plan would be kind of fucked, he really could not move forward without Donnie. This is very darkly amusing to me, like, would he go back to the drawing board? Clone him? He just stands there with Donnie's corpse on his table going "I fucked up. I really fucked up."

[everythingwasnormalhere]

“I'm still not over how I turned my ex into a lesbian…” CLYDE DUDE NO 😭

[washymylifeaway]

hi rye how have you been spending your time LET ME TELL YOU.

kavetham? haikaveh? idk idc but them..

for starters i just want to put out there that if kavetham is my sakuatsu then cynonari is the sunaosa because i love them and if the bestie agenda isn't alive between at least one pair in the four i get so sad. anyways kavetham has taken over my ao3 and it's so bad LOL. this is mostly for me because i like having consolidated lists of fics i've read to go back to but i'll be kind and give the tumblrinas (?) a little taste too. anyways list under the cut also don't follow me for genshin i'm not a genshin girlie (famous last words)

pre warning, i think it goes without saying that there's like alcohol mentioned in like almost every single fic.. kaveh is (apparently but what would i know) not the healthiest when it comes to coping habits so .. forgive him..

check the warnings and the tags before you read!

truck, barter, and trade by Seungshi03 (T) 20.7k // when i tell you if you're going to read one fic on this list it should be this one. the humor. the plot. the kid. this needs to be framed and immortalized. they're so stupid they're so silly THEY'RE SO IN LOVE

rumors, fame, and reputation by rysarium (T) 27k // THIS. READ IT PLEASE. it's so so funny and very entertaining. you go from loving them to wanting to punch them so bad to loving them again. i will say i thought it was so unfair for kaveh to get the movie wrong because technically he heard it from source so what there was an interview 1034209384 years ago let al-haitham lie in peace (ALSO CYNO IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN YOURE SO FUNNY KING SPEAK YOUR TRUTH)

The Fall, the Rise, and Everything In-between by writingrosez (T) 22.9k // i really did dread the divorce arc in this one i knew it was coming but i really was hoping it wouldn't but it happened (when i say i verbally said NO so many times while reading this LMFAO embarrassing.. i'd do it again...) also poor lumine LMFAO

if i wake up and you're still here by alcyonenight (M) 8.4k // no because why did this fic literally have me punching my screen (completely real) while i was reading it. they both are so silly and dear to me (said in tears) but i love the hanahaki trope so bad and this was *chefs kiss*

burn up, burn out by alcyonenight (T) 8.6k AND pockets full of stones by alcyonenight (T) 11.6k // ELEAZAR AU!!! baby's first eleazar fic and it ruined her. miserably. i loved both of these so much, wonderful reads truly (they both made me so sad)

get on your nerves (to get your attention) by acynthe (M) 3.9k // what better way to get to know a character than by reading him pine over one person for way too long? right? anyways this fic really set me up into understanding that haikaveh = watching ice melt in the arctic during winter..

Work engagement by gwendee (G) 3.6k // silly little boys in their silly little parties with their silly little plans.. the line that stuck with me was bringing their love to new heights because cyno was right.. it was funny..

and yet by luminvies (G) 11.8k // this fic was so poetic and eloquent to me it was a wonderful read and kaveh is so silly girlie pop in it HAHA. but really, it was a wonderful read and i loved how fleshed out kaveh felt despite this being written before he was released LMFAO

In a Language He Understands by Maeyari (G) 13.2k // this was so funny and Kaveh becoming a homewrecker is so insane whaat (totally not fake and not clickbait) that aside, it was a very light hearted read and i enjoyed it very much

what are we by lionkeychain (T) 5.1k // if i had to re route you to Kaveh being the silliest dude alive it's this one right here. i would send you here. he is so . i am so . about him. AHHHHHHHHHH. anyways, he's just a dude with a lot of love ykwim?

inertia by smallghosts (T) 3.6k // i think it's funny how al-haitham plays fetch with Kaveh in like 85% of fics (this one included) anyways the summary was so funny i just had to read it and in context it's even funnier to me. Kaveh you're so funny ily king ('being in love with you is gross.' me: HELPDKLNLEEE?GLD>SD>? literal definition of boom roasted).

first love, worst love by caniculeo (M) 11.6k // babe wake up. the circus is back in town. babe go back to sleep. the girlies broke up.. again.. anyways. had to take a laugh break when al-haitham hit on nilou. literally put my device down and had to catch my breath. then when kaveh pointed behind al-haitham. oh god. ALSO highly recommend the second fic in the series with cynonari. cyno i love u my funny king.

Burgeon by gloomyparfait (T) 8.2k // another hanahaki fic rye? really? YES. please i love irrationality. they're so chewable in this fic i love them dearly. i need to blend them. mince them up like beef tartare.

okay this is not an extensive list (def missed some good ones i've read) and i have more i want to consume (!!!) but i haven't gotten around to some of the longer ones just cause my attention span is bad these days. i'm very excited for some of my future reads and so perhaps there will be a part two because i am down in the trenches right now. regardless, i hope you enjoyed this list and now it's time for me to disappear again. bye bye

also if you've written a fic on this list and you would prefer for it to not be on this list/on tumblr, just lmk and i'd be more than happy to remove you!